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#12 - You know, people mistook a lot of what I was making fun of her…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +2
User avatar #32 - chimpaflimp (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, this site is on a permanent menopause. They'll argue whenever they get the fucking chance.
#11 - Hey, that's me! I'm actually really glad that people liked my …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +21
#34 - huffe (03/10/2014) [-]
DOITNAO
#29 - unitlogistfaction (03/10/2014) [-]
There's more?! I would love to hear them.
#27 - xgreenmaidenx (03/10/2014) [-]
Write more.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Actually I'm already writing another.

It's about the stupidest person I ever met.
User avatar #30 - xgreenmaidenx (03/10/2014) [-]
And, you don't need to answer this if you don't want to, but how did you find a something about rasicism in the hunger games? ( i'm thinking of your comment in the content ofc )
User avatar #33 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for asking!

That was split into two parts, once about the events of the book and another around the movie and how people reacted when they realized Rue was black. (for those of you who haven't read the book they say she was dark skinned but never really bring it up again.)

What I said for the first point was that there is no real racism in the Hunger Games because they are all in a crisis situation. They all work together in the districts, showing that if we all have a common goal then stupid things like race differential don't matter.

The second one was where I actually brought a little bit of comedy into it. If you didn't read about it, some very stupid fans were angry because Rue was played by a black girl, you know, BECAUSE HER CHARACTER IS BLACK. So I talked about how they jumped on Twitter and bitched about it because they felt that it ruined the movie for them just because she was black.

Fun paper overall, even writing her parts.
#31 - HailtotheKing has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Do it!
#19 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
aww yeah!

Please do <3
#18 - mrswagly (03/10/2014) [-]
#17 - SteyrAUG (03/10/2014) [-]
Yes. Please write more.

Sacrifice not part of the metaphor
#15 - hazelnutqt (03/10/2014) [-]
Would be kindly appreciated.



.....




Who am I kidding, write more stories or I will do unspeakable things in an effort to relieve the dreadful boredom I'm feeling.
#203 - Alright, I get that. Maybe it could alter your mind if you don…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #206 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
Your second point definitely does stand, depending on how many pills the guy received, since it doesnt say. But $20 for a pill is stupid, unless they were tricked by the dealer or scammed by one of their "friends"
#190 - Who goes to a party and takes Adderal? I know it's considered …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #217 - midgetnigger (03/10/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that Brucekillah is wrong by any means, but as a Uni student I think I can explain it a bit better.
You see, Adderall is just a combination of different forms of amphetamine. It's considered a psychostimulant and is a Schedule 2 drug (as classified by the U.S.). It is used by many college students for it's ability to help them concentrate and focus while studying, but more often than not it is used to enable them party longer, or better withstand the effects of alcohol. I go to the local university and just recently began taking adderall, purely for studying, not at all for partying. I do not have a history of ADD or ADHD, but I can assure you that that shit works wonders. The first time I took it I was running on very little sleep from the night before and I had a test in about 2 hours. I got a hold of one from my roommate and took it. It was 30mg instant release pill (I'm a big dude at 6'7" and 220lbs, didn't figure it'd effect me as much). I didn't feel anything from it for about 45 minutes and simply attributed this lack of effects to my size and metabolism. Minute 46 hit and holy shit. Not only did it allow me to focus and get shit done, but I took my test that afternoon without a single hint of nervousness or anxiety. It generally made me feel fucking great. Just sitting in my chair at my desk a certain way blew my mind. I'm not gonna lie, it made me more pleasant and just a bit more talkative as well. I genuinely felt motivated to do things, and I got quite a bit done that night (although it was hard to convince myself to move at times just because different things like sitting a certain can make you feel great). So far, the only two down sides I can see are that 1It makes sleep damn near impossible, and 2After taking it for a few days in a row and then quiting, it can give you a decent headache. So far I haven't encountered one that a few advil couldn't handle though. Anyway, those are my thoughts on adderall. Hope it helped!
User avatar #220 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Currently I am taking another ADD medication, Vyvanse, regularly and it is exactly like what you described. It is motivation in pill form but to me that doesn't sound like fun, that sounds like something I would take if I have a busy day and needed to fulfill deadlines. But I don't know what it's like if I took it WITHOUT having ADD, I only have the perspective of someone taking it as normal medication. Who knows, it could be like heroine and LSD's love child but I can never and will never know.
User avatar #218 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
cool, someone who knows some shit
User avatar #195 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
it has differing effects if you do or dont have ADHD. When i was on it i walked around my elementary school like a zombie, but ive seen some of my friends from high school go buck wild on that shit
User avatar #203 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Alright, I get that. Maybe it could alter your mind if you don't actually have the condition, I wouldn't know. But my second point still stands which really makes me think that person who wrote this has never actually been to a party before.
User avatar #206 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
Your second point definitely does stand, depending on how many pills the guy received, since it doesnt say. But $20 for a pill is stupid, unless they were tricked by the dealer or scammed by one of their "friends"
#23 - Time is a cruel mistress. 03/09/2014 on #susanalbumparty 0
#178 - Always happy to have another, though. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis 0
#63 - What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with big… 03/09/2014 on HailtotheKing's profile 0
#175 - A lot of people seem to. I have plenty of them if yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +1
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#164 - Once again, you awesome people make my day better.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +5
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
#161 - I can't quite tell if this is sarcastic.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis 0
User avatar #162 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
no it was funnah sarcastic? no I am a bro
#148 - Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +2
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#140 - I love people like you.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +7
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#136 - IT'S BEEN DONE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +1
#128 - My word has been delivered. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis 0
#126 - I just typed out a ******* term paper length stor… 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +3
#120 - "Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?&q…  [+] (26 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +75
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#97 - Okay, last one but this one is the best thing that I have ever…  [+] (41 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +72
#129 - salsawin (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a powerful need to hear how this ends
#122 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
F5
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I just typed out a fucking term paper length story in an hour.

That should not be a skeleton at all. That should just be a guy checking his watch.
#121 - mccormackk (03/09/2014) [-]
bumping for notification
User avatar #120 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
"Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?"
"An oppressive male psychologist"
"Who was the first female sociologist in the field?
"A hero to future generations."

"What theory states that rape is a show of power and dominance over the victim?"
"I refuse to answer and question with rape in it."
She reads plenty more of these and each one if like George Carlin came back to life and had entirely new joke. EVERYONE in the room is laughing, with the exception of the genius herself who is sitting in her bent and warped chair (I shit you not, this thing was warped beyond the point of repair. I wouldn't be surprised if they billed her for it.). Every few questions Gothopimus tries to interject but Bonnie being the bad as that she is has the entire classroom going so loud that no one can even hear the whale crying.

So she get's through the whole thing. Like, nine pages long. Every one was better than the last. We all even stayed after just to watch the destruction unfold and boy was it worth it. Bonnie took a big red fuck-off marker, put a giant F on the front page of her test, handed it back, and proceeded to give everyone hugs and tell them how much she enjoyed being our teacher.

Just when we thought it was all done and we are all getting ready to leave for good we hear it.

Like the last whimper death cry of a mouse that had just been bitten in half by an eagle.

"YOU ARENT A REAL FEMINIST! A REAL FEMINIST WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO A SISTER!"

Oh shit. Bonnie's mad now.

"What did you just say to me? What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Have you ever seen your mom mad? This was that.
"How DARE you say that you me you lazy, pompous, bitch. You came into my classroom daily with an agenda for your own selfish and stupid thoughts. No one cares what you have to say. No one will ever care with that attitude. I am a feminist, I care about equality. You think that just because you have a vagina you have special rights."

Mic. Fucking. Drop.
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
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#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#115 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to bump this. the supense is killing me!
User avatar #117 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't bump. It's funnyjunk.
User avatar #119 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Well it worked, didn't it?
#109 - Zekermei (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell people, can you not wait? He's probably typing as fast as he can.
It's honestly a bit rude to be demanding he finish the probably final part right fucking now in an instant.
#114 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
you bastard! you got my hopes up, i was just calmly waiting for there to be another reply on this thread thinking i would get my story, but then you had to wander in here......WHERE'S MY STORY MOTHERFUCKER!?
User avatar #113 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it's just encouragement.
User avatar #107 - darkangeloffire (03/09/2014) [-]
I demand more
#108 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (03/09/2014) [-]
Keep going.
User avatar #103 - toosexyforyou (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY
#82 - Already typing part 3. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +2
#78 - Bonnie was also a feminist but she did her readings and knew w…  [+] (52 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +80
User avatar #159 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
cool story bruh..
User avatar #161 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I can't quite tell if this is sarcastic.
User avatar #162 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
no it was funnah sarcastic? no I am a bro
User avatar #102 - altairibnlaahad (03/09/2014) [-]
I am now monitoring this.
#101 - flufflepuff (03/09/2014) [-]
I won't judge if you cut her into pieces.
User avatar #97 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Okay, last one but this one is the best thing that I have ever seen.

So final day comes around. We were expected to go online to our study guide and answer one of three essay questions in a few pages. They were simple things; "What is culture?" "What is YOUR culture?" "What is sociology?" Basic questions that show a much bigger understanding of the topic.

Gothopotimus did not have hers done. In fact, she didn't even know there was a test today (even though it was the FUCKING FINAL) so as Bonnie comes around to collect the papers the black cow is forming an excuse.
"Hey Gothopotimus, do you have your essay?" Remember what I said about Bonnie being a sweetheart? This is how she asked for papers, very nicely and she always gave you time to turn it in late and revise it. The woman is a fucking saint.
"No! And why should I have done it anyway? It was all about oppression--"
"Just stop. I'm not putting up with another one of your excuses."

Bonnie hands her the test and goes on trading essay questions for test packets. Now Bonnie's questions were easy but time consuming. Most were short answer or fill in the blank with a few multiple choice or matching. Nothing too challenging but you would probably spend an hour doing it. We all get it done with thirty minutes or so to spare and because it's the last day we are just hanging around waiting for Bonnie to be done so we can say our goodbyes. Just as she get's to the last test, Bonnie breaks out in laughter. Bent over, gut busting, hilarity laughter.

She is holding Gothopotimus's tests, stands up, and get's ready to read the answers to the class.

I guess I need to make a part four since I can only put so much on here.
#129 - salsawin (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a powerful need to hear how this ends
#122 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
F5
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I just typed out a fucking term paper length story in an hour.

That should not be a skeleton at all. That should just be a guy checking his watch.
#121 - mccormackk (03/09/2014) [-]
bumping for notification
User avatar #120 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
"Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?"
"An oppressive male psychologist"
"Who was the first female sociologist in the field?
"A hero to future generations."

"What theory states that rape is a show of power and dominance over the victim?"
"I refuse to answer and question with rape in it."
She reads plenty more of these and each one if like George Carlin came back to life and had entirely new joke. EVERYONE in the room is laughing, with the exception of the genius herself who is sitting in her bent and warped chair (I shit you not, this thing was warped beyond the point of repair. I wouldn't be surprised if they billed her for it.). Every few questions Gothopimus tries to interject but Bonnie being the bad as that she is has the entire classroom going so loud that no one can even hear the whale crying.

So she get's through the whole thing. Like, nine pages long. Every one was better than the last. We all even stayed after just to watch the destruction unfold and boy was it worth it. Bonnie took a big red fuck-off marker, put a giant F on the front page of her test, handed it back, and proceeded to give everyone hugs and tell them how much she enjoyed being our teacher.

Just when we thought it was all done and we are all getting ready to leave for good we hear it.

Like the last whimper death cry of a mouse that had just been bitten in half by an eagle.

"YOU ARENT A REAL FEMINIST! A REAL FEMINIST WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO A SISTER!"

Oh shit. Bonnie's mad now.

"What did you just say to me? What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Have you ever seen your mom mad? This was that.
"How DARE you say that you me you lazy, pompous, bitch. You came into my classroom daily with an agenda for your own selfish and stupid thoughts. No one cares what you have to say. No one will ever care with that attitude. I am a feminist, I care about equality. You think that just because you have a vagina you have special rights."

Mic. Fucking. Drop.
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#115 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to bump this. the supense is killing me!
User avatar #117 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't bump. It's funnyjunk.
User avatar #119 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Well it worked, didn't it?
#109 - Zekermei (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell people, can you not wait? He's probably typing as fast as he can.
It's honestly a bit rude to be demanding he finish the probably final part right fucking now in an instant.
#114 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
you bastard! you got my hopes up, i was just calmly waiting for there to be another reply on this thread thinking i would get my story, but then you had to wander in here......WHERE'S MY STORY MOTHERFUCKER!?
User avatar #113 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it's just encouragement.
User avatar #107 - darkangeloffire (03/09/2014) [-]
I demand more
#108 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (03/09/2014) [-]
Keep going.
User avatar #103 - toosexyforyou (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY
User avatar #85 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
I NEED part 3.
User avatar #130 - privatepumpanickel (03/09/2014) [-]
part 4*
#81 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
we shall wait for your word king.
User avatar #128 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
My word has been delivered.
User avatar #82 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Already typing part 3.
#70 - I took a sociology class last semester. Pretty fun overall and…  [+] (67 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +94
#185 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
I think I found the girl you're talking about.
#176 - spooooce (03/09/2014) [-]
That was good. I haven't refreshed comments yet so if anyone has done this, sorry in advance.
User avatar #178 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Always happy to have another, though.
User avatar #177 - spooooce (03/09/2014) [-]
Yep, 3 times. Mines the 4th one now.
User avatar #156 - rogueuwot (03/09/2014) [-]
Reminds me of my politics class in college, it was a guy instead of a girl but you couldn't say anything liberal/conservative without him jumping down your throat in the middle of your sentences.

My teacher was called Tom, p cool bloke, but rape was brought up in one of our end of week newspaper round-ups and this kid would not shut up about it for the whole damn hour. Whole class is pretty open to opposing opinions but this was just a joke. Even my corner of the room (dubbed Dinosaur Corner due to our more conservative approach to politics) wasn't getting any shit this lesson as we were all united against the one who can only be described as the most annoying communist/feminist i've ever encountered.
#135 - hdherpderp (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY MAN HURRY
User avatar #136 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
IT'S BEEN DONE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES.
#134 - loopz (03/09/2014) [-]
may god have mercy on your sole

#104 - hourlyb (03/09/2014) [-]
"hot topic close down and the Cheetos factory blew up at the same time"
#79 - WillWalrus (03/09/2014) [-]
This sounds amazing, do continue.
User avatar #78 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Bonnie was also a feminist but she did her readings and knew what she was talking about. She believed in equality for all gender, races, and any other demographic that you can think of. She really just wanted everyone to be at a level playing field. This will be important later.

So after about two months of being in this class me and Gothopotimus were in a group to do a paper. The paper was about the Hunger Games and we had to talk about two particular issue that we found in the text. Ideally we would both do two pages then combine them together and add an introduction and conclusion. I chose to do the obvious topic of classicism and the slightly less obvious topic of racism, easy stuff but I made a pretty good paper out of it.

The day before it was due I sent Gothopotimus an email about her half of it and after some bickering (you seriously could NOT get through a conversation with this girl that didn't have an argument in it) she sent the attachment and I got the paper. I use the term "paper" loosely because this was not a college level paper. This was not even a freshmen high school paper. This was something that an eight grader writes on his computer an hour before it's due. Constant spelling mistakes, no indentation, no transitions, everything in her words was at best stilted and at worst horrible. The entire thing was less than a page and a half. her two topics were "male oppression" and GOD I WISH I WAS KIDDING the weight of the contestants and how it didn't reflect modern society.

I hate myself to this day but I just wrote the other half of that paper and deleted her shitty one. I got an A, and so did she, the only thing in the entire class she ever did good on.
User avatar #159 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
cool story bruh..
User avatar #161 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I can't quite tell if this is sarcastic.
User avatar #162 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
no it was funnah sarcastic? no I am a bro
User avatar #102 - altairibnlaahad (03/09/2014) [-]
I am now monitoring this.
#101 - flufflepuff (03/09/2014) [-]
I won't judge if you cut her into pieces.
User avatar #97 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Okay, last one but this one is the best thing that I have ever seen.

So final day comes around. We were expected to go online to our study guide and answer one of three essay questions in a few pages. They were simple things; "What is culture?" "What is YOUR culture?" "What is sociology?" Basic questions that show a much bigger understanding of the topic.

Gothopotimus did not have hers done. In fact, she didn't even know there was a test today (even though it was the FUCKING FINAL) so as Bonnie comes around to collect the papers the black cow is forming an excuse.
"Hey Gothopotimus, do you have your essay?" Remember what I said about Bonnie being a sweetheart? This is how she asked for papers, very nicely and she always gave you time to turn it in late and revise it. The woman is a fucking saint.
"No! And why should I have done it anyway? It was all about oppression--"
"Just stop. I'm not putting up with another one of your excuses."

Bonnie hands her the test and goes on trading essay questions for test packets. Now Bonnie's questions were easy but time consuming. Most were short answer or fill in the blank with a few multiple choice or matching. Nothing too challenging but you would probably spend an hour doing it. We all get it done with thirty minutes or so to spare and because it's the last day we are just hanging around waiting for Bonnie to be done so we can say our goodbyes. Just as she get's to the last test, Bonnie breaks out in laughter. Bent over, gut busting, hilarity laughter.

She is holding Gothopotimus's tests, stands up, and get's ready to read the answers to the class.

I guess I need to make a part four since I can only put so much on here.
#129 - salsawin (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a powerful need to hear how this ends
#122 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
F5
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I just typed out a fucking term paper length story in an hour.

That should not be a skeleton at all. That should just be a guy checking his watch.
#121 - mccormackk (03/09/2014) [-]
bumping for notification
User avatar #120 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
"Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?"
"An oppressive male psychologist"
"Who was the first female sociologist in the field?
"A hero to future generations."

"What theory states that rape is a show of power and dominance over the victim?"
"I refuse to answer and question with rape in it."
She reads plenty more of these and each one if like George Carlin came back to life and had entirely new joke. EVERYONE in the room is laughing, with the exception of the genius herself who is sitting in her bent and warped chair (I shit you not, this thing was warped beyond the point of repair. I wouldn't be surprised if they billed her for it.). Every few questions Gothopimus tries to interject but Bonnie being the bad as that she is has the entire classroom going so loud that no one can even hear the whale crying.

So she get's through the whole thing. Like, nine pages long. Every one was better than the last. We all even stayed after just to watch the destruction unfold and boy was it worth it. Bonnie took a big red fuck-off marker, put a giant F on the front page of her test, handed it back, and proceeded to give everyone hugs and tell them how much she enjoyed being our teacher.

Just when we thought it was all done and we are all getting ready to leave for good we hear it.

Like the last whimper death cry of a mouse that had just been bitten in half by an eagle.

"YOU ARENT A REAL FEMINIST! A REAL FEMINIST WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO A SISTER!"

Oh shit. Bonnie's mad now.

"What did you just say to me? What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Have you ever seen your mom mad? This was that.
"How DARE you say that you me you lazy, pompous, bitch. You came into my classroom daily with an agenda for your own selfish and stupid thoughts. No one cares what you have to say. No one will ever care with that attitude. I am a feminist, I care about equality. You think that just because you have a vagina you have special rights."

Mic. Fucking. Drop.
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
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#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#115 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to bump this. the supense is killing me!
User avatar #117 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't bump. It's funnyjunk.
User avatar #119 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Well it worked, didn't it?
#109 - Zekermei (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell people, can you not wait? He's probably typing as fast as he can.
It's honestly a bit rude to be demanding he finish the probably final part right fucking now in an instant.
#114 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
you bastard! you got my hopes up, i was just calmly waiting for there to be another reply on this thread thinking i would get my story, but then you had to wander in here......WHERE'S MY STORY MOTHERFUCKER!?
User avatar #113 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it's just encouragement.
User avatar #107 - darkangeloffire (03/09/2014) [-]
I demand more
#108 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (03/09/2014) [-]
Keep going.
User avatar #103 - toosexyforyou (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY
User avatar #85 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
I NEED part 3.
User avatar #130 - privatepumpanickel (03/09/2014) [-]
part 4*
#81 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
we shall wait for your word king.
User avatar #128 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
My word has been delivered.
User avatar #82 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Already typing part 3.
#76 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - oxymoronking (03/09/2014) [-]
i like this story
User avatar #72 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
continue
User avatar #94 - megaflak (03/09/2014) [-]
Bumping for notification
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#251 - lankyman (03/09/2014) [-]
you talking about the German Shepard right?
User avatar #206 - inanimateobject (03/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, I just don't like his face.
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#99 - I don't think so, I think that ****** and abusive…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Good guy cop +3
User avatar #100 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
You have a huge point there...
#95 - See, I understand why some people hate police officers. They c…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Good guy cop +1
User avatar #97 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
It seems like the abuse is increasing, sadly enough. Its making the ones still built with integrity to be overshadowed. They deal with the rebellion while the abusers enjoy it. Its sickening.
User avatar #99 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't think so, I think that shitty and abusive cops have always existed but because of the internet we know more about them. I have no doubt in my mind that cops were using unnecessary force in the 50's, I'm guessing that some cops beat the shit out of hippies in the 60's, and there were probably officers who raped woman in the 70's. But no one knew about it like we do today, they didn't have camera phones or dash cams so any shitty cop could just get off like nothing happened.
User avatar #100 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
You have a huge point there...
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Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
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My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
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Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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User avatar #1 - MaxTheCow (10/03/2010) [-]
FIRST
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