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#35 - I've always heard this as "one testicle, one ovarian tube…  [+] (2 replies) 03/11/2015 on Dont be average 0
#39 - anon (03/11/2015) [-]
why not 1 testicle and 1 ovary? why go to the unnecessary step of specifying the tube?
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#46 - HailtotheKing (03/11/2015) [-]
You raise a good point. I'm going to use this from now on.
#175876 - I feel like **** and I need advice. I'm twenty years…  [+] (4 replies) 02/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#175895 - casval (02/25/2015) [-]
Check with your school's financial aid office about work study opportunities. They're usually very easy jobs that work around your class schedule and you might could even find one for the psychology department. I also agree with itszyzzbrah, try lifting weights. That does wonders for my self-confidence.

Don't feel like shit because you have to live with your parents. Its more common than you might think in our generation. It's not you, it's the economy we grew up in. When our parents were going to school, college was cheap and minimum wage jobs still payed enough to buy groceries and pay the bills. These days, you and I don't have it so easy.

Just don't forget that your parents helped you as a young adult and remember to treat them well for it later, when you're independent.
#175889 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
You're doing a lot more than I am at least. I've been a NEET for almost three years now with no contacts outside family and even then it's limited to a point where it might as well be considered isolation. The worst part is that I know that I should be doing shit, but I just can't seem to care anymore.
#175887 - itszyzzbrah (02/25/2015) [-]
Try lifting, brah. It not only helps you physically, but sometimes it can also help you mentally to make you feel like your worth shit. A sickkunt, m8. SICK FUCKIN' KUNT. mirin'?? You will be once you look in the mirror after a weeks of hard work.

It's my 5 week deal im offerin to ya, brah. Lift like hell, and you'll be shredded enough to apply at a model job, modeling shirts. No need to have any skills, just a shredded body.

No need to be a sad cunt, m8. Life's bitter but it's all you got. At least you got a gf that you care about and vice versa. If it makes you feel any better, I dont have a job either. But I am happy because I lift a lot and see progress. GOOD LUCK.
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#175879 - spaceking (02/25/2015) [-]
You could get a job as a dishwasher, I would be very surprised if they brought you in for a formal interview, and have a high turnover rate, so they pop up pretty often.
I hope everything works out for you.
#23 - Let me try to explain, even though I'm about as confused as yo…  [+] (6 replies) 02/23/2015 on Bender Bending Rodriguez +2
#48 - deathknifeone (02/23/2015) [-]
11/11 never forget
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#26 - apurpleliger (02/23/2015) [-]
Sounds about right. It was September 11th, though.
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#43 - HailtotheKing (02/23/2015) [-]
...I'm an idiot.
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#31 - BwainPhreeze (02/23/2015) [-]
November the 9th
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#51 - capslockrage (02/23/2015) [-]
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#41 - apurpleliger (02/23/2015) [-]
It happened in America, where the month comes before the day.