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#12 - Good for you man. I honestly hope it goes really well for you … 02/10/2014 on The feels 0
#58 - He thought of your first point.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Future door +1
#95 - autoxx (02/10/2014) [-]
Now I kind of want to stick my dick in it.
The hinges would never get squeaky with all that lube...
#558 - I learned a while ago that it's not healthy for anyone when yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home 0
User avatar #561 - ilovetocuddle (02/08/2014) [-]
I look at in reverse personally, my teen years were rough. the whole adapting phase was difficult, but what really got me through it all was meeting other people like me, and realizing I could have it alot worse off where I couldn't have a functioning life. It was easily the single most important thing to happen in my life I think.
#557 - Alfred Adler had a theory about balance in one's mind. He wrot… 02/08/2014 on Too close to home 0
#249 - Let me tell you about Jack. So on my first day of Fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home +4
User avatar #254 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude what wtf I didn't even I can't how is this not like I feel like this isn't common knowledge when it seriously should be. I could not even fathom feeling that. I think I would just fall apart. What the actual fuck this is not ok this is upsetting I'm so fucking sorry
#243 - It isn't fun. Truly, the stuff you see in movies is just not t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home +4
User avatar #245 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Damn I wish I had known more about this. I really had no idea. Like you really just have thoughts like that and they really just are true to you?
User avatar #249 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
Let me tell you about Jack.

So on my first day of Freshmen year I met this really cute girl named Jack. She sat alone in this corner of the lunch room and I went over to talk to her. She seemed to like me, I liked her, I got her number (alpha as fuck). And over the next few months I started to text her but never saw her in school. I always thought she was just sick or out schedules didn't line up or something. I texted her every day but she never texted back. Somehow I knew what she was feeling, though, like a writer telling the audience what a character is feeling. This went on for probably about six months before I finally started to ask around about her but no one knew who the hell she was. A little after that I was diagnosed and realized that Jack didn't exist. I never really saw her, never really talked to her and the number I was texting was a disabled old phone line. But it all seemed rational in my mind.That's the worst part, looking back I should have seen it but it never lined up for me to understand.

You know that feeling right after you wake up from a dream and all the extreme things seems perfectly sound? That. All the time. You have a friend at school, she's just sick a lot. You have a girlfriend, but she's always busy. There are monsters under your bed, but no one else can see them.
User avatar #254 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude what wtf I didn't even I can't how is this not like I feel like this isn't common knowledge when it seriously should be. I could not even fathom feeling that. I think I would just fall apart. What the actual fuck this is not ok this is upsetting I'm so fucking sorry
#231 - The one that pisses me off more than anything is people on Tum…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home +13
User avatar #550 - ilovetocuddle (02/08/2014) [-]
Not to put you on the spot, but shit like this is why I'm ok with my deafness/egg allergy. I don't know I mean I have my issues obviously, and its not like its fun, maybe its the whole hearing thing but I can't even comprehend my mind being compromised, I feel for you bro.
User avatar #558 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
I learned a while ago that it's not healthy for anyone when you compare your illness to another person. I was in a bad situation and there were times when I really did wasn't to kill myself but somewhere else someone was starving or being eaten alive by flesh eating bacteria or being torn apart by dogs. That thought made me feel so insignificant, like my problems didn't matter, like I didn't matter. So I learned to move past that, my illness effects my life badly just like yours does.

tl;dr: Judge your illness based your life, no on the lives of others.
User avatar #561 - ilovetocuddle (02/08/2014) [-]
I look at in reverse personally, my teen years were rough. the whole adapting phase was difficult, but what really got me through it all was meeting other people like me, and realizing I could have it alot worse off where I couldn't have a functioning life. It was easily the single most important thing to happen in my life I think.
User avatar #256 - settlwlvs (02/08/2014) [-]
Every disease has different levels to it though. I'm not arguing against you about people claiming to have something they don't, but I am suspicious of having mild schizophrenia myself and not having a doctor's diagnosis doesn't mean that I don't have it. There is a voice in my head that constantly tells me to think/ do the exact opposite of how I really feel. I argue with it (sometimes out loud) and have to constantly rationalize to this imaginary voice that it is wrong and I am right. It has told me to commit random and heinous acts of crime that I am seriously against, hinted that I should do things with people that would honestly disgust me, and constantly convinces me that I should be paranoid over things that don't even exist. I am diagnosed with mild anxiety and this may just be a manifestation of the symptoms, but it makes me paranoid and sometimes scares me shitless that my own mind wants me to do these things.
User avatar #557 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
Alfred Adler had a theory about balance in one's mind. He wrote that, even if you want to do one thing, your mind wants to do another. It sounds like that part of you has gained a voice and is actually communicating with you. But if you are still unsure, get a test. There are chemical imbalance tests that can prove whether or not you are schizophrenic.
#240 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
I never knew it was like that man.
User avatar #243 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
It isn't fun. Truly, the stuff you see in movies is just not true for most cases. Like, "A Beautiful Mind" got it kind of perfect. Things that are irrational seem completely normal and things that are deep set just fade away. When I was in my early teens I once held my hands underwater for about three hours because I wanted to drown them because they weren't doing what I asked them to do.

Just think about that, I tried to drown my hands because they didn't do what I wanted them. There were no drugs or anything, that was just my mind.
User avatar #245 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Damn I wish I had known more about this. I really had no idea. Like you really just have thoughts like that and they really just are true to you?
User avatar #249 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
Let me tell you about Jack.

So on my first day of Freshmen year I met this really cute girl named Jack. She sat alone in this corner of the lunch room and I went over to talk to her. She seemed to like me, I liked her, I got her number (alpha as fuck). And over the next few months I started to text her but never saw her in school. I always thought she was just sick or out schedules didn't line up or something. I texted her every day but she never texted back. Somehow I knew what she was feeling, though, like a writer telling the audience what a character is feeling. This went on for probably about six months before I finally started to ask around about her but no one knew who the hell she was. A little after that I was diagnosed and realized that Jack didn't exist. I never really saw her, never really talked to her and the number I was texting was a disabled old phone line. But it all seemed rational in my mind.That's the worst part, looking back I should have seen it but it never lined up for me to understand.

You know that feeling right after you wake up from a dream and all the extreme things seems perfectly sound? That. All the time. You have a friend at school, she's just sick a lot. You have a girlfriend, but she's always busy. There are monsters under your bed, but no one else can see them.
User avatar #254 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude what wtf I didn't even I can't how is this not like I feel like this isn't common knowledge when it seriously should be. I could not even fathom feeling that. I think I would just fall apart. What the actual fuck this is not ok this is upsetting I'm so fucking sorry
#120 - Just to tell you guys, the card knife doesn't really work all … 02/08/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 2 0
#241 - >Jamal is stealing my TV >everything is going fine f… 02/08/2014 on At least it wasn't Tyrone +12
#21 - I always loved the relationships between the female characters…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Getting tired of your shit,... +4
#37 - jallelthalas (02/06/2014) [-]
Untiiiiiiiiil Catwoman finds the plant she promised to bring back to Ivy and she kills it out of bitter spite for being threatened by her. Other than that, you have a decent point.
#206 - I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. ._. Hard to te…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on the real batman 0
User avatar #207 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
I like the story
#204 - Well since we're on the topic that same guy worked for Disney …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2014 on the real batman 0
#205 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
wonderful story
#222 - fatspartan (02/06/2014) [-]
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE WAKFU P--

*sees username. Facepalms repeatedly*
#235 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #211 - vetis (02/06/2014) [-]
A nice person and a fan of Wakfu. I like you. We should chat sometime.
#236 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
we should luv.
User avatar #206 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. ._. Hard to tell through text.
User avatar #207 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
I like the story
#198 - About games or just about random **** ?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/06/2014 on the real batman 0
User avatar #199 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
anyone will satisfied me
User avatar #204 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
Well since we're on the topic that same guy worked for Disney for a few years right out of college, first as an intern than as an animator. The first movie he worked on was Monsters Inc and did basically the same job that he is doing now. A lot of character art and designing new things through the course of creating the product. He didn't have any real influence but a lot of times he would just pop into the head animator with sketches and concept designs then go back to work but one day he saw a sketch for Randal on the wall and just said "Huh, it would be cool is he could blend into stuff and scare people. Like a lizard." Then left and never heard from it again. Apparently no one had come up with that idea before and just had Randal as a snake man slithering around the set.
#205 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
wonderful story
#222 - fatspartan (02/06/2014) [-]
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE WAKFU P--

*sees username. Facepalms repeatedly*
#235 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #211 - vetis (02/06/2014) [-]
A nice person and a fan of Wakfu. I like you. We should chat sometime.
#236 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
we should luv.
User avatar #206 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. ._. Hard to tell through text.
User avatar #207 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
I like the story
#195 - Trust me, I have plenty. And he gave me plenty as we…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/06/2014 on the real batman 0
#197 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
if you dont mind, i like to heard another one.
User avatar #198 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
About games or just about random shit?
User avatar #199 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
anyone will satisfied me
User avatar #204 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
Well since we're on the topic that same guy worked for Disney for a few years right out of college, first as an intern than as an animator. The first movie he worked on was Monsters Inc and did basically the same job that he is doing now. A lot of character art and designing new things through the course of creating the product. He didn't have any real influence but a lot of times he would just pop into the head animator with sketches and concept designs then go back to work but one day he saw a sketch for Randal on the wall and just said "Huh, it would be cool is he could blend into stuff and scare people. Like a lizard." Then left and never heard from it again. Apparently no one had come up with that idea before and just had Randal as a snake man slithering around the set.
#205 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
wonderful story
#222 - fatspartan (02/06/2014) [-]
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE WAKFU P--

*sees username. Facepalms repeatedly*
#235 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #211 - vetis (02/06/2014) [-]
A nice person and a fan of Wakfu. I like you. We should chat sometime.
#236 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
we should luv.
User avatar #206 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. ._. Hard to tell through text.
User avatar #207 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
I like the story
#193 - Alright, story time. A friend of mine was hired as an…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/06/2014 on the real batman +4
#194 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
i love stories
User avatar #195 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
Trust me, I have plenty.

And he gave me plenty as well. A ton of dirt on certain games and how they change through development, it's always really interesting.
#197 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
if you dont mind, i like to heard another one.
User avatar #198 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
About games or just about random shit?
User avatar #199 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
anyone will satisfied me
User avatar #204 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
Well since we're on the topic that same guy worked for Disney for a few years right out of college, first as an intern than as an animator. The first movie he worked on was Monsters Inc and did basically the same job that he is doing now. A lot of character art and designing new things through the course of creating the product. He didn't have any real influence but a lot of times he would just pop into the head animator with sketches and concept designs then go back to work but one day he saw a sketch for Randal on the wall and just said "Huh, it would be cool is he could blend into stuff and scare people. Like a lizard." Then left and never heard from it again. Apparently no one had come up with that idea before and just had Randal as a snake man slithering around the set.
#205 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
wonderful story
#222 - fatspartan (02/06/2014) [-]
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE WAKFU P--

*sees username. Facepalms repeatedly*
#235 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #211 - vetis (02/06/2014) [-]
A nice person and a fan of Wakfu. I like you. We should chat sometime.
#236 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
we should luv.
User avatar #206 - HailtotheKing (02/06/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not. ._. Hard to tell through text.
User avatar #207 - groovierpoet (02/06/2014) [-]
I like the story
#296 - It's really hard to tell what's satire and what's actual cring… 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 4 0
#139 - I actually really do like this comparison but for a different … 01/20/2014 on beliebers are best comedy... +7
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#105 - Nevermind Got it. 01/14/2014 on anon texts a girl 0
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#84 - If you have the link for that please for the love of god share…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on anon texts a girl 0
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#392 - How has he abused his power as a mod?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin 0
User avatar #398 - sldgehammah (01/12/2014) [-]
While I cannot necessarily vouch for the validity of this, given that most butthurt people will only post stories making them the victim (I'm sure you've seen 'em on the front page), I've heard many stories of him banning on a whim, even when no rules have been broken.
#342 - I'm genuinely asking this question because I have no idea what…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin +1
User avatar #390 - petpeople (01/12/2014) [-]
Ask items.
User avatar #379 - sldgehammah (01/12/2014) [-]
Basically he's abusing his power as a moderator, and is a faggot of the highest order.
User avatar #392 - HailtotheKing (01/12/2014) [-]
How has he abused his power as a mod?
User avatar #398 - sldgehammah (01/12/2014) [-]
While I cannot necessarily vouch for the validity of this, given that most butthurt people will only post stories making them the victim (I'm sure you've seen 'em on the front page), I've heard many stories of him banning on a whim, even when no rules have been broken.
User avatar #358 - fantasma (01/12/2014) [-]
He is a vagina, good sir.
A blue waffle.
A no-entry zone.
A piranha tunnel.
#51 - I did something similar to this with 3rd Edition. Basica… 01/12/2014 on Dungeons and Dragons ft... +3
#58 - I want the v agina 01/02/2014 on HailtotheKing's profile 0
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#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger ******* on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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User avatar #1 - MaxTheCow (10/03/2010) [-]
FIRST
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