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#17 - Bet it's better than it is in Chicago! -40 degrees one moth, 8… 06/08/2014 on elloise's profile 0
#15 - Gah I still shutter when I think about that death! M…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on elloise's profile 0
User avatar #16 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
I had to look away, could not handle that much gore!

At least you relaxed Indeed I do, the weather seems to be getting nice lately so it should be a good summer. At least I hope.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Bet it's better than it is in Chicago! -40 degrees one moth, 80 degrees the next! Haha
#13 - Pretty good! Nice weekend in a few hours I get to watch people…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on elloise's profile 0
User avatar #14 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
Sounds great! Though the death on the last episode of GoT really freaked me out, hahaha!

I enjoyed the rare sunshine! Even managed to have an icecream! How was your weekend?
User avatar #15 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Gah I still shutter when I think about that death!

My weekend was a little boring. Didn't do much, just did some writing. From the sunshine comment I'm guessing you live in England?
User avatar #16 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
I had to look away, could not handle that much gore!

At least you relaxed Indeed I do, the weather seems to be getting nice lately so it should be a good summer. At least I hope.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Bet it's better than it is in Chicago! -40 degrees one moth, 80 degrees the next! Haha
#11 - What's up?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2014 on elloise's profile 0
User avatar #12 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
Not much, just relaxing a bit after the weekend. How're you??
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good! Nice weekend in a few hours I get to watch people die in GoT!

Did you do anything interesting over the weekend?
User avatar #14 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
Sounds great! Though the death on the last episode of GoT really freaked me out, hahaha!

I enjoyed the rare sunshine! Even managed to have an icecream! How was your weekend?
User avatar #15 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Gah I still shutter when I think about that death!

My weekend was a little boring. Didn't do much, just did some writing. From the sunshine comment I'm guessing you live in England?
User avatar #16 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
I had to look away, could not handle that much gore!

At least you relaxed Indeed I do, the weather seems to be getting nice lately so it should be a good summer. At least I hope.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Bet it's better than it is in Chicago! -40 degrees one moth, 80 degrees the next! Haha
#30 - Every time I ask this question I get this response. 06/08/2014 on nudybooty's profile 0
#28 - What's up cutie-butt?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on nudybooty's profile 0
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User avatar #30 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Every time I ask this question I get this response.
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User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
What's up cutie-butt?
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User avatar #30 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Every time I ask this question I get this response.
#66 - The places was just called "Kevin's Boxing Gym" when… 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched 0
#56 - You aren't too far away from it , actually. a lot of the other…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched 0
User avatar #57 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
That's true, I'll probably end up taking it up as a hobby along with lifting as well. It'd be good to widen my horizons a little bit.
#51 - NOW it's done. 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched 0
#50 - Fight starts, I go easy. No giant punches or fancy foot work, …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched +7
User avatar #69 - eggrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
For some reason, she sounds a lot like Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph
User avatar #53 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
You just made me want to start boxing.

Too bad weight training will always be my baby.
User avatar #56 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
You aren't too far away from it , actually. a lot of the other guys at the gym either came from lifting weights or started lifting if they left. It's not a terribly hard transition from lifting really heavy things to punching really heavy people.
User avatar #57 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
That's true, I'll probably end up taking it up as a hobby along with lifting as well. It'd be good to widen my horizons a little bit.
#47 - Now I'm a big guy. 6'3, 270 (though mostly fat) and enough mus…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched +4
User avatar #50 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
Fight starts, I go easy. No giant punches or fancy foot work, just light jabs to east the water. Alice did not have that same mentality. She treated me like that slab of beef that Rock beat up. In the first round alone she broke two of my floating ribs and gave my an uppercut that made me see stars. Once the round is over, though, she could tell that I was easy on her. From across the ring she starts to yell at me.
"Seriously?! Throw some damn punches already. I KNOW you can do better than that, I've seen that right cross from the bench, now I want to see it in person!"

People started laughing, I started to feel my side ache, and now I could barely see straight. This had to end now. Round two starts and there is no more holding back. I throw these wild hooks that barely even connect and she keeps hitting my ribs like they owed her money. A few more crack and my entire body is screaming to just knock this tiny girl out already. She does the move to get in close and dance around me but I see her entire body turn for the root canal. She lowers her guard to throw it and I see the opening I've been looking for; an exposed cheek. I crank back my arm and throw that punch that has knocked out a half dozen guys before her. BAM! It connects and I see her eyes roll around in her head like a Daffy Duck cartoon. She hits the canvas and the coach starts counting.

There is a look that an opponent will give you when they know it's all over. It's not shame or hopelessness like you might think but a look of acceptance. Like "I tried my best and it wasn't good enough. Now I can stop getting hurt and get out of the ring" She gave me that look. The coach gets to ten and I help her up off the floor.

"You asked for it, sorry it was so hard."
"Are you kidding me? That was great! I'm going to fight you again in a week and I want more of that!" She was bleeding from her mouth but still managed to flash me a smile before cleaning herself up and going back to training.
User avatar #69 - eggrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
For some reason, she sounds a lot like Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph
User avatar #53 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
You just made me want to start boxing.

Too bad weight training will always be my baby.
User avatar #56 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
You aren't too far away from it , actually. a lot of the other guys at the gym either came from lifting weights or started lifting if they left. It's not a terribly hard transition from lifting really heavy things to punching really heavy people.
User avatar #57 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
That's true, I'll probably end up taking it up as a hobby along with lifting as well. It'd be good to widen my horizons a little bit.
#43 - This is in Chicago and gyms are pretty common. A few blocks ov…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched +6
User avatar #63 - divinecreator (06/07/2014) [-]
hey hellboy i also live in chicago i just started boxing at a place called southside knockout but im open to trying other gyms whats the name and location of yours if ya dont mind telling
User avatar #66 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
The places was just called "Kevin's Boxing Gym" when I joined but was then renamed to "The Ring" about a year later. Unfortunately The Ring was torn down to make room for a new section of apartments along with the plaza it was in before I moved to the suburbs.
User avatar #49 - lanfearandthecup (06/07/2014) [-]
sooo is this the end? i assume not since it took you 13 mins to make the second reply...ill keep a look out
User avatar #51 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
NOW it's done.
User avatar #48 - smartasshobo (06/07/2014) [-]
More bitch, I want MORE.
User avatar #47 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
Now I'm a big guy. 6'3, 270 (though mostly fat) and enough muscle to at least intimidate someone. Compared to me Alice was a church mouse. Still, when the fight came she didn't back down and just kept jokingly saying how she was going to put me in a body bag, like Foreman did to Ali.

One thing I forgot to mention, Alice had her own punch like I had the Right Hand of Doom. A left cross right to the lower jaw that would easily dislocate the bone of even a seasoned fighter. I called it the "Root Canal" because everyone who got hit by it felt like they just had major dental surgery without Novocain.

The day of the fight comes and I'm pumped. Even if I lose to this girl I'm still going to have a good time. I spend the morning working over the reflex bag to train myself a little bit then start the speed bag. I need to be quick here, not strong. She had the opposite idea, she worked on the heavy then spared for a while. Even though it was a friendly fight i woulds still feel good if I won since she destroyed everyone before me and she would probably feel awesome to beat the biggest guy at the gym. So we both had at least a small amount of pride on the line.

Eventually the time comes along and we both step into the ring. We touch gloves, head back to our corners, and now I realize that EVERYONE has showed up to watch me get the shit kicked out of me. Ten people on any side of the ring all waiting for Alice to give Hellboy a root canal. Now I start to get nervous. Now I realize that even if I win I'm going to look like a giant jackass for beating up a tiny girl that can't even fit into my gloves and if I lose I will have been beaten up by that same person.
User avatar #50 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
Fight starts, I go easy. No giant punches or fancy foot work, just light jabs to east the water. Alice did not have that same mentality. She treated me like that slab of beef that Rock beat up. In the first round alone she broke two of my floating ribs and gave my an uppercut that made me see stars. Once the round is over, though, she could tell that I was easy on her. From across the ring she starts to yell at me.
"Seriously?! Throw some damn punches already. I KNOW you can do better than that, I've seen that right cross from the bench, now I want to see it in person!"

People started laughing, I started to feel my side ache, and now I could barely see straight. This had to end now. Round two starts and there is no more holding back. I throw these wild hooks that barely even connect and she keeps hitting my ribs like they owed her money. A few more crack and my entire body is screaming to just knock this tiny girl out already. She does the move to get in close and dance around me but I see her entire body turn for the root canal. She lowers her guard to throw it and I see the opening I've been looking for; an exposed cheek. I crank back my arm and throw that punch that has knocked out a half dozen guys before her. BAM! It connects and I see her eyes roll around in her head like a Daffy Duck cartoon. She hits the canvas and the coach starts counting.

There is a look that an opponent will give you when they know it's all over. It's not shame or hopelessness like you might think but a look of acceptance. Like "I tried my best and it wasn't good enough. Now I can stop getting hurt and get out of the ring" She gave me that look. The coach gets to ten and I help her up off the floor.

"You asked for it, sorry it was so hard."
"Are you kidding me? That was great! I'm going to fight you again in a week and I want more of that!" She was bleeding from her mouth but still managed to flash me a smile before cleaning herself up and going back to training.
User avatar #69 - eggrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
For some reason, she sounds a lot like Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph
User avatar #53 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
You just made me want to start boxing.

Too bad weight training will always be my baby.
User avatar #56 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
You aren't too far away from it , actually. a lot of the other guys at the gym either came from lifting weights or started lifting if they left. It's not a terribly hard transition from lifting really heavy things to punching really heavy people.
User avatar #57 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
That's true, I'll probably end up taking it up as a hobby along with lifting as well. It'd be good to widen my horizons a little bit.
#41 - Story time! So this is the only time I've ever hit a girl. …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Girls Don't Like to be Punched +8
User avatar #43 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
This is in Chicago and gyms are pretty common. A few blocks over was this MEGA gym called "Patriot Boxing" that sucked up a lot of the people, meaning that ours got very little and was a primary reason why it was so shitty. It was just like Planet Fitness or XSport, huge establishments that thrive off monthly payments even if the clients don't show up. Occasionally, though, we would get people who transferred from there to our shitty little gym and we made them part of the group. Such was the case for Alice.

Alice was this tiny girl. Barely broke five and a half feet, no muscle on her arms, and a jaw that looked like it would break if a stiff wind hit her but if you know much about boxing then you realize that tiny is better than huge. A tiny frame lets you get up close so a bigger person can't use their full strength, also allows you to work over the body more than the face but still give a dangerous uppercut in the right position. Which is exactly what she did. She used her size to her advantage.

She was always super friendly and a pleasure to be around. Kept to herself mostly but was social when she wanted to be, the kind of person that's good to have in your life. But in the ring? She was a monster. Took down these giant guys that no one had even though of touching before. She had this way of making you put your guard up then sliding in to get in a rib shot before ducking back and doing it again. It was death by a thousand cuts. Her matches would last six or seven rounds and by the end of it her opponent would be on the ground clutching their sides like children. Eventually she moved up the ranks of our shitty gym and finally got to me.
User avatar #63 - divinecreator (06/07/2014) [-]
hey hellboy i also live in chicago i just started boxing at a place called southside knockout but im open to trying other gyms whats the name and location of yours if ya dont mind telling
User avatar #66 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
The places was just called "Kevin's Boxing Gym" when I joined but was then renamed to "The Ring" about a year later. Unfortunately The Ring was torn down to make room for a new section of apartments along with the plaza it was in before I moved to the suburbs.
User avatar #49 - lanfearandthecup (06/07/2014) [-]
sooo is this the end? i assume not since it took you 13 mins to make the second reply...ill keep a look out
User avatar #51 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
NOW it's done.
User avatar #48 - smartasshobo (06/07/2014) [-]
More bitch, I want MORE.
User avatar #47 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
Now I'm a big guy. 6'3, 270 (though mostly fat) and enough muscle to at least intimidate someone. Compared to me Alice was a church mouse. Still, when the fight came she didn't back down and just kept jokingly saying how she was going to put me in a body bag, like Foreman did to Ali.

One thing I forgot to mention, Alice had her own punch like I had the Right Hand of Doom. A left cross right to the lower jaw that would easily dislocate the bone of even a seasoned fighter. I called it the "Root Canal" because everyone who got hit by it felt like they just had major dental surgery without Novocain.

The day of the fight comes and I'm pumped. Even if I lose to this girl I'm still going to have a good time. I spend the morning working over the reflex bag to train myself a little bit then start the speed bag. I need to be quick here, not strong. She had the opposite idea, she worked on the heavy then spared for a while. Even though it was a friendly fight i woulds still feel good if I won since she destroyed everyone before me and she would probably feel awesome to beat the biggest guy at the gym. So we both had at least a small amount of pride on the line.

Eventually the time comes along and we both step into the ring. We touch gloves, head back to our corners, and now I realize that EVERYONE has showed up to watch me get the shit kicked out of me. Ten people on any side of the ring all waiting for Alice to give Hellboy a root canal. Now I start to get nervous. Now I realize that even if I win I'm going to look like a giant jackass for beating up a tiny girl that can't even fit into my gloves and if I lose I will have been beaten up by that same person.
User avatar #50 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
Fight starts, I go easy. No giant punches or fancy foot work, just light jabs to east the water. Alice did not have that same mentality. She treated me like that slab of beef that Rock beat up. In the first round alone she broke two of my floating ribs and gave my an uppercut that made me see stars. Once the round is over, though, she could tell that I was easy on her. From across the ring she starts to yell at me.
"Seriously?! Throw some damn punches already. I KNOW you can do better than that, I've seen that right cross from the bench, now I want to see it in person!"

People started laughing, I started to feel my side ache, and now I could barely see straight. This had to end now. Round two starts and there is no more holding back. I throw these wild hooks that barely even connect and she keeps hitting my ribs like they owed her money. A few more crack and my entire body is screaming to just knock this tiny girl out already. She does the move to get in close and dance around me but I see her entire body turn for the root canal. She lowers her guard to throw it and I see the opening I've been looking for; an exposed cheek. I crank back my arm and throw that punch that has knocked out a half dozen guys before her. BAM! It connects and I see her eyes roll around in her head like a Daffy Duck cartoon. She hits the canvas and the coach starts counting.

There is a look that an opponent will give you when they know it's all over. It's not shame or hopelessness like you might think but a look of acceptance. Like "I tried my best and it wasn't good enough. Now I can stop getting hurt and get out of the ring" She gave me that look. The coach gets to ten and I help her up off the floor.

"You asked for it, sorry it was so hard."
"Are you kidding me? That was great! I'm going to fight you again in a week and I want more of that!" She was bleeding from her mouth but still managed to flash me a smile before cleaning herself up and going back to training.
User avatar #69 - eggrolls (06/07/2014) [-]
For some reason, she sounds a lot like Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph
User avatar #53 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
You just made me want to start boxing.

Too bad weight training will always be my baby.
User avatar #56 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [-]
You aren't too far away from it , actually. a lot of the other guys at the gym either came from lifting weights or started lifting if they left. It's not a terribly hard transition from lifting really heavy things to punching really heavy people.
User avatar #57 - marinepenguin (06/07/2014) [-]
That's true, I'll probably end up taking it up as a hobby along with lifting as well. It'd be good to widen my horizons a little bit.
#9 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2014 on elloise's profile 0
#10 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #12 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
Not much, just relaxing a bit after the weekend. How're you??
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Pretty good! Nice weekend in a few hours I get to watch people die in GoT!

Did you do anything interesting over the weekend?
User avatar #14 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
Sounds great! Though the death on the last episode of GoT really freaked me out, hahaha!

I enjoyed the rare sunshine! Even managed to have an icecream! How was your weekend?
User avatar #15 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Gah I still shutter when I think about that death!

My weekend was a little boring. Didn't do much, just did some writing. From the sunshine comment I'm guessing you live in England?
User avatar #16 - elloise (06/08/2014) [-]
I had to look away, could not handle that much gore!

At least you relaxed Indeed I do, the weather seems to be getting nice lately so it should be a good summer. At least I hope.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (06/08/2014) [-]
Bet it's better than it is in Chicago! -40 degrees one moth, 80 degrees the next! Haha
#113 - THAT'S ALL I GET FROM YOU?! I TYPE OUT A NICE GOODBYE AND WISH… 05/29/2014 on usamajime's profile 0
#1368 - If you think that's an insult then I would hate for you to hea…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on yunogasaii's profile 0
User avatar #1369 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
I'll make a note of that.

It reminds me a lot of Tim Burton, that game. I also games with survival aspects n' stuff. I should probably buy it
User avatar #1370 - yunogasaii (05/17/2014) [-]
D
#1366 - And then there's this bitch, tryin to get some laughs with all…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on yunogasaii's profile 0
#1367 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
You insult me when I honor you with some of my wise cracks?

Don't Starve any good? sounds fun
User avatar #1368 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
If you think that's an insult then I would hate for you to hear me when I get mad.

Actually yeah! It's really awesome when you get into it. It's got a lot of character, ya know? A very distinctive personality from any other game, like a twisted sense of dark humor but also with great gameplay elements. Plus they just came out with DLC that adds a lot more than it needed to.
User avatar #1369 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
I'll make a note of that.

It reminds me a lot of Tim Burton, that game. I also games with survival aspects n' stuff. I should probably buy it
User avatar #1370 - yunogasaii (05/17/2014) [-]
D
#1364 - What's up, Stranger?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on yunogasaii's profile 0
User avatar #1365 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
The sky, my roof, google's stocks, etc.

nothing much, wbu?
User avatar #1366 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
And then there's this bitch, tryin to get some laughs with all these jokes.


Nothing at the moment. Just talking to a few people and browsing the Don't Starve wiki.
#1367 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
You insult me when I honor you with some of my wise cracks?

Don't Starve any good? sounds fun
User avatar #1368 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
If you think that's an insult then I would hate for you to hear me when I get mad.

Actually yeah! It's really awesome when you get into it. It's got a lot of character, ya know? A very distinctive personality from any other game, like a twisted sense of dark humor but also with great gameplay elements. Plus they just came out with DLC that adds a lot more than it needed to.
User avatar #1369 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
I'll make a note of that.

It reminds me a lot of Tim Burton, that game. I also games with survival aspects n' stuff. I should probably buy it
User avatar #1370 - yunogasaii (05/17/2014) [-]
D
#1362 - Hey!  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2014 on yunogasaii's profile 0
User avatar #1363 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
Hello!
User avatar #1364 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
What's up, Stranger?
User avatar #1365 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
The sky, my roof, google's stocks, etc.

nothing much, wbu?
User avatar #1366 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
And then there's this bitch, tryin to get some laughs with all these jokes.


Nothing at the moment. Just talking to a few people and browsing the Don't Starve wiki.
#1367 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
You insult me when I honor you with some of my wise cracks?

Don't Starve any good? sounds fun
User avatar #1368 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
If you think that's an insult then I would hate for you to hear me when I get mad.

Actually yeah! It's really awesome when you get into it. It's got a lot of character, ya know? A very distinctive personality from any other game, like a twisted sense of dark humor but also with great gameplay elements. Plus they just came out with DLC that adds a lot more than it needed to.
User avatar #1369 - yunogasaii (05/16/2014) [-]
I'll make a note of that.

It reminds me a lot of Tim Burton, that game. I also games with survival aspects n' stuff. I should probably buy it
User avatar #1370 - yunogasaii (05/17/2014) [-]
D
#38 - You have much to learn 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#36 - Good morning newfag  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#37 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you I am not a newfag....
#38 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
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User avatar #35 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you I am not a newfag....
#38 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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