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#28 - Newfag can't proxy  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
User avatar #30 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is fucked up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is fucking brilliant.
#34 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you I am not a newfag....
#38 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
#29 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel fuck u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
#32 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#25 - Most of the seasons are on Netflix. Everything else … 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#21 - It's not much better in context.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#19 - Archer makes the best GIFs  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#17 - Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#15 - This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#16 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#13 - Who doesn't?  [+] (14 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#14 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#11 - It could be but I bet you have something better than just bein…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#12 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I fucking love gifs...
#13 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#14 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#9 - I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
User avatar #10 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as fuck is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I fucking love gifs...
#13 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#14 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#7 - You aren't the first person to say that. And I'm sur…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
#8 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as fuck is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I fucking love gifs...
#13 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#14 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#5 - Hey!  [+] (22 new replies) 05/16/2014 on technobanana's profile 0
User avatar #6 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as fuck is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I fucking love gifs...
#13 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#14 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
#27 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here www.free-tv-video-online.me/internet/archer/
#2 - A level one Meepo can do nothing but poof or net. 0/… 05/15/2014 on lvlonemeepo's profile 0
#21 - What is it from? It looked so familiar but I can't place my fi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on you know 0
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User avatar #25 - skrelt (05/07/2014) [-]
game of thrones purple wedding
#90 - All of those things are My Little Pony Roleplaying factions. … 04/29/2014 on Boney M. !!!! 0
#10 - Welp, there goes my week.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on New lvl fetish on /d/ 0
User avatar #11 - brokentrucker (04/28/2014) [-]
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Let's see if we can't absorb the rest of your lifetime with sexual songs.
#8 - Welp, there goes my night.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on New lvl fetish on /d/ +1
User avatar #9 - brokentrucker (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - HailtotheKing (04/28/2014) [-]
Welp, there goes my week.
User avatar #11 - brokentrucker (04/28/2014) [-]
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Let's see if we can't absorb the rest of your lifetime with sexual songs.
#6 - What video is that? I remember seeing it years ago and enjoyin…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2014 on New lvl fetish on /d/ +1
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
Sexual-lobster on newgrounds. He's been posting there for years now.
User avatar #7 - brokentrucker (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - HailtotheKing (04/28/2014) [-]
Welp, there goes my night.
User avatar #9 - brokentrucker (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - HailtotheKing (04/28/2014) [-]
Welp, there goes my week.
User avatar #11 - brokentrucker (04/28/2014) [-]
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Let's see if we can't absorb the rest of your lifetime with sexual songs.
#97 - Let me just ask you this, does it matter if it's true? … 04/25/2014 on Another 4chan Greentext 0
#108 - Actually they have! 04/22/2014 on Stable camera 0
#56 - Skunks can actually make pretty good pets and you don't even n…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #100 - somethingpants (04/20/2014) [-]
Mainly inside pets, though, because they don't have a very good homing sense. So if you lose it and you don't live in a place where they'd immediately recognize the skunk as a pet and yours if they saw it, it'll basically never be able to find its own way back.
#59 - I know they look like Satan and Cronenbergs love child but coc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on KILL IT WITH FIRE +12
#101 - Monopolus (04/20/2014) [-]
I want one now.
#341 - He finally get's her standing and the smell becomes even stron…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on WARNING! +5
#367 - Monopolus (04/16/2014) [-]
#366 - unicornmangina (04/16/2014) [-]
holy fucking fucksticks
#323 - "Oh Lordy! Oh Gawd stop the pain! Please! Please Jehsus!&…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on WARNING! +5
User avatar #341 - HailtotheKing (04/16/2014) [-]
He finally get's her standing and the smell becomes even stronger. Since the gown wouldn't actually close in the back it reeked like shit and piss throughout the entire floor the second she got up onto her feet. She took her first step and something started to drop from her crotch. Red like blood but it had bubbles in it like spit. It dripped ever time she took a step so when she got back to her bed there was a trail like a shot caribou. My dad got a nurse and got her about the situation, she then got a few more people to take a look at this woman. This is when she told my father the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

basically this woman lived on a couch. not too uncommon for someone her size but she had been living there for about 12 years. Her caregivers would feed her and clean up after any mess, prepare her meals, take her to the bathroom, things like that. Only problem was a few months ago the caregiver quit and this woman didn't have the money for a new one, so she just sat around eating whatever she could make and occasionally using the bathroom. Not showering, though, which meant that she could never clean between the fold of her fat. That combined with sweat, piss, and any other juices that accumulated near her crotch made this slurry of human waste that these poor fucking nurses had to clean out. The red color was actually from blood, during her pelvic exam the nurse found that this woman's vagina had been coated with this paste that then became hard and fused with her skin. They had to remove it which made her crotch start to bleed and because there were so many folds of skin they couldn't find all the blood.

So there you go. Awful, disgusting, painful story that haunts my fucking thoughts.
#367 - Monopolus (04/16/2014) [-]
#366 - unicornmangina (04/16/2014) [-]
holy fucking fucksticks
#311 - Time for gross, awful, disgusting story time! I have…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2014 on WARNING! +6
User avatar #323 - HailtotheKing (04/16/2014) [-]
"Oh Lordy! Oh Gawd stop the pain! Please! Please Jehsus!"

Like that but constantly and with more profanity while blaming the nurses for causing her this pain. Eventually another orderly comes in and taps my dad on the shoulder. He basically tells my father that this is going to take a while and that he should come back, which he does. After a few hours and as the day is wrapping up he pays another visit to the whale tank to do some work on her. Apparently she broke one of her knees and her left hip bone just trying to walk so the goal was to get her in a diet and exercise program before she left. As he comes in the stink if still there is not worse but because he's a professional he deals it and starts talking to her. This is where she became awful, she hayed doctors and any medical personnel. Said they were "The Devils hands that only exist to hurt and insult!" probably because no doctor in the world has ever told her anything positive.

My dad starts his normal routine, walking her very slowly from one side of the room to the other. He tries to stand her up but she swats his hand away.

"If Gawd wanted me ta walk he wouldnta let me break ma leg!"
"Ma'am I have a job to do. I want you to walk out of the doors of this hospital when you leave, not get pushed out on some wheelchair."
"Gawd doesn't want me ta walk!"
"Look, you don't like me, I get that. You can get me to leave if you just walk across the room."
"But Gawds will says-"
"If you do not try to get better then you are going to die within the next five years. If you actually put in the effort you can live to your seventies but as it stands you won't live to see the end of this decade." My father is a pretty straight forward guy if you can't tell. No bullshit when it comes to his job, he get's you fixed as quick as he can in whatever ways he can.

Once again, next part in a reply.
User avatar #341 - HailtotheKing (04/16/2014) [-]
He finally get's her standing and the smell becomes even stronger. Since the gown wouldn't actually close in the back it reeked like shit and piss throughout the entire floor the second she got up onto her feet. She took her first step and something started to drop from her crotch. Red like blood but it had bubbles in it like spit. It dripped ever time she took a step so when she got back to her bed there was a trail like a shot caribou. My dad got a nurse and got her about the situation, she then got a few more people to take a look at this woman. This is when she told my father the most disgusting thing I have ever heard.

basically this woman lived on a couch. not too uncommon for someone her size but she had been living there for about 12 years. Her caregivers would feed her and clean up after any mess, prepare her meals, take her to the bathroom, things like that. Only problem was a few months ago the caregiver quit and this woman didn't have the money for a new one, so she just sat around eating whatever she could make and occasionally using the bathroom. Not showering, though, which meant that she could never clean between the fold of her fat. That combined with sweat, piss, and any other juices that accumulated near her crotch made this slurry of human waste that these poor fucking nurses had to clean out. The red color was actually from blood, during her pelvic exam the nurse found that this woman's vagina had been coated with this paste that then became hard and fused with her skin. They had to remove it which made her crotch start to bleed and because there were so many folds of skin they couldn't find all the blood.

So there you go. Awful, disgusting, painful story that haunts my fucking thoughts.
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#366 - unicornmangina (04/16/2014) [-]
holy fucking fucksticks
User avatar #317 - itsmedumbass (04/16/2014) [-]
MOAR
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#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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