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#335 - Just as we're about to take up I give her a piece of gum to he…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Maybe every 17 seconds +7
User avatar #342 - HailtotheKing (04/01/2014) [-]
Eventually we land in Atlanta and Alex is pretty relaxed about flying for the moment. We got off the plane and go to this little desk to get out boarding passes printed out. Wouldn't you know me and Alex once again have seats right next to each other. Now I thought it was pretty cool but she was ecstatic about it, jumping up and down with this huge smile on her face that she got to sit next to me again, to this day it might have been the more adorable thing in the world.

We find our seats but just as I'm about to sit down this younger flight attendant taps me on the shoulder. She, once again, has this look on her face like she's talking to a child molester.
"Sir we are going to have to re-seat you further down the plane." She grabs my arm and starts to actually pull me down the isle not even waiting for my response.
"Wait, what? Why? What did I do?" Alex peaks her head up over her chair and looks at me with this super disappointed look in her eye
"It's our policy sit. We can't have someone like you sitting near a girl like that."
"Someone like me? Like who exactly?"
"We just don't feel that you can be trusted around small children."
Wat. WAT. MAXIMUM LEVEL OF RAGE ACHIEVED. ENGAGING SHITSTORM THRUSTERS AT FULL POWER. FIRE WHEN READY.

Seriously, I was a half second away from ruining this woman's day when I hear the more adorable fucking voice behind me.
"No! Let him sit near me! He's awesome!" Alex is standing up in her chair pointing at the flight attendant with tears in her eyes. After some bickering Alex finally just comes up and grabs my hand pulling me back to my seat that sit down all grumpy with her arms folded. The flight attendants got in a little circle and bickered about something for a minute before one walked over to me.

"You are going to be under constant surveillance and-"
"I don't care." I had seriously had enough of this bullshit at this point, I just wanted to enjoy the flight.

Guess I have to make a part four so my last post lied.
User avatar #358 - HailtotheKing (04/01/2014) [-]
We took off like we did last time with her clinging to my arm with her ridiculously tight vice-like child grip. Unlike the last flight, thought, that grip didn't stop once we were in the air. We were flying through this really nasty storm and out the window you could see the lightning strikes every few seconds so Alex didn't calm down as easy as she did the first time.

Now I've worked with kids in the past and I've learned one fool proof way of making them happy; distractions. I took out this paperback notebook I have and a couple pens, with just the one hand free I drew this little smiling coffee cup that said "I'm delicious!" above it and showed it to her. She laughed and took the pen then started drawing her own little cartoons and stuff. After ten minutes she didn't even remember about the storm.

Right as we were starting to land Alex asked for another piece of gum so I dug around my pockets and took out the pack. I handed her one and just as I was about to draw something else the attendant stood up, grabbed the notebook, said "And what do we have here?" like she had just discovered the pedophelic holy grail. As quick as she could Alex grabbed it right back and kept drawing like nothing had happened. Then to try to save some face the attendant whispered
"You know... Giving food to children is against the rules here."
"Then take me to jail for the rest of my life." She shut up after that.

The plane landed, Alex hopped up on my shoulders, I met her dad and he was an awesome guy. Bought me lunch for helping out his daughter when she needed it most.
#328 - Story time again! This one is in response to number five. …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Maybe every 17 seconds +7
#345 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
TLDR =)
User avatar #335 - HailtotheKing (04/01/2014) [-]
Just as we're about to take up I give her a piece of gum to help her ears pop when we break 10,000 feet. This is going to be important later.

So as we start taxiing Alex is flipping through a SkyMall pointing out shit to me that she wants her dad to buy for her. It was really adorable how she got excited over air conditioned shoes or telescopic pens, little things that I would probably just call stupid she was fascinated with, but as soon as she engines all that stops. Stiff as a board, back to shaking, and on the verge of crying once again. It might have just been out of reflex but she grabbed onto my arm and clung to it like a baby monkey as we started to go down the runway. Once we were actually in the air I had to pry her off of my arm because her nails were digging so hard into my skin.

Now this is when the shit begins.

The second that it's safe to move around the cabin two flight attendants make a B-line for our seats and "check up on us". By that I mean they were checking to make sure I wasn't molesting her. No illusion here, that's what they were doing. They didn't fucking leave until I showed them both of my hands and that they weren't, in fact, in her pants. Now that would be bad enough to be instantly labeled as a pedophile because I did the terrible crime of being seated next to a nine year old girl but this shit just got worse and worse as the flight went on.

These "check ups" happened every ten minutes and each time they would actually pull out my ear buds, snap their fingers at me, and generally treat me like I just got out of prison for fucking an entire kindergarten class. There was even a time when i gave Alex my phone to watch a movie while I did some writing; this flight attendant leaned over both of us, grabbed my phone, checked to see what she was watching then tossed it back and hit her in the face.

Last part in a reply to this.
User avatar #342 - HailtotheKing (04/01/2014) [-]
Eventually we land in Atlanta and Alex is pretty relaxed about flying for the moment. We got off the plane and go to this little desk to get out boarding passes printed out. Wouldn't you know me and Alex once again have seats right next to each other. Now I thought it was pretty cool but she was ecstatic about it, jumping up and down with this huge smile on her face that she got to sit next to me again, to this day it might have been the more adorable thing in the world.

We find our seats but just as I'm about to sit down this younger flight attendant taps me on the shoulder. She, once again, has this look on her face like she's talking to a child molester.
"Sir we are going to have to re-seat you further down the plane." She grabs my arm and starts to actually pull me down the isle not even waiting for my response.
"Wait, what? Why? What did I do?" Alex peaks her head up over her chair and looks at me with this super disappointed look in her eye
"It's our policy sit. We can't have someone like you sitting near a girl like that."
"Someone like me? Like who exactly?"
"We just don't feel that you can be trusted around small children."
Wat. WAT. MAXIMUM LEVEL OF RAGE ACHIEVED. ENGAGING SHITSTORM THRUSTERS AT FULL POWER. FIRE WHEN READY.

Seriously, I was a half second away from ruining this woman's day when I hear the more adorable fucking voice behind me.
"No! Let him sit near me! He's awesome!" Alex is standing up in her chair pointing at the flight attendant with tears in her eyes. After some bickering Alex finally just comes up and grabs my hand pulling me back to my seat that sit down all grumpy with her arms folded. The flight attendants got in a little circle and bickered about something for a minute before one walked over to me.

"You are going to be under constant surveillance and-"
"I don't care." I had seriously had enough of this bullshit at this point, I just wanted to enjoy the flight.

Guess I have to make a part four so my last post lied.
User avatar #358 - HailtotheKing (04/01/2014) [-]
We took off like we did last time with her clinging to my arm with her ridiculously tight vice-like child grip. Unlike the last flight, thought, that grip didn't stop once we were in the air. We were flying through this really nasty storm and out the window you could see the lightning strikes every few seconds so Alex didn't calm down as easy as she did the first time.

Now I've worked with kids in the past and I've learned one fool proof way of making them happy; distractions. I took out this paperback notebook I have and a couple pens, with just the one hand free I drew this little smiling coffee cup that said "I'm delicious!" above it and showed it to her. She laughed and took the pen then started drawing her own little cartoons and stuff. After ten minutes she didn't even remember about the storm.

Right as we were starting to land Alex asked for another piece of gum so I dug around my pockets and took out the pack. I handed her one and just as I was about to draw something else the attendant stood up, grabbed the notebook, said "And what do we have here?" like she had just discovered the pedophelic holy grail. As quick as she could Alex grabbed it right back and kept drawing like nothing had happened. Then to try to save some face the attendant whispered
"You know... Giving food to children is against the rules here."
"Then take me to jail for the rest of my life." She shut up after that.

The plane landed, Alex hopped up on my shoulders, I met her dad and he was an awesome guy. Bought me lunch for helping out his daughter when she needed it most.
#34 - They use it to study certain liquids that become solids if the… 03/28/2014 on this is the future 0
#743 - BOY WOULDN'T IT BE TERRIBLE IF SOMEONE CAME IN AND RUINED THIS…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on miraikuriyama's profile 0
User avatar #762 - miraikuriyama (03/24/2014) [-]
i s2g ill unfriend u on here u nerd
#14 - So just answer me this, was this sitting in your download fold… 03/22/2014 on for colored text 0
#29 - A lot of people say that guys aren't sensitive, which in a lot…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on No homo +10
User avatar #44 - rockamekishiko (03/22/2014) [-]
women are strong pretending to be romantic and men are romantic pretending to be strong. think about it
User avatar #31 - cycloberrick (03/22/2014) [-]
yeah, I've never given a shit about manliness and testosterone shit. If someone wants to talk about something that most guys would immediately shy away from. I'm almost always totally down for it.

talking about weird shit is fun.
#103 - I sat down and started asking my normal questions to break the…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on slightly disturbed +3
User avatar #110 - charliecharmander (04/11/2014) [-]
More?
User avatar #109 - okiedokes (03/25/2014) [-]
I need more!!!!!!!
User avatar #108 - shunji (03/24/2014) [-]
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #106 - craaabs (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh god come on please more
User avatar #105 - xgabbehx (03/22/2014) [-]
More pls
#102 - Welp! Time for a creepy story! So I'm in this advanc…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2014 on slightly disturbed 0
User avatar #104 - brokenhalf (03/22/2014) [-]
MOOOOAAAAR!
User avatar #103 - HailtotheKing (03/22/2014) [-]
I sat down and started asking my normal questions to break the ice, in a sense.

"Hello, my name is Daniel and I'm here to ask you a few questions."
"I'm here to answer them." We both laughed a bit at that.
"Alright, firstly for the people in charge, why did you come here today?"
"Well I need some money more than anything. Can't seem to hold down a job for more than a few months."
"Any other reason?" He looked really nervous after I asked him this question.
"Uh, kind of actually. My normal psychologist moved offices and I don't get a chance to go and see him. I figured this would be the next best thing, plus I make a few bucks doing it."
"Win-win for everyone!"
We laughed here too. Right now I couldn't really tell why he was in the crazy group since he seemed pretty normal but here is where it goes downhill fast. After the basic stuff we were free to ask out own question to probe into their psyche. My go to was always "How's your relationship with your parents?" so I asked that.
"Uh, parents? Not great I guess. My dad left when I was in middle school and my mom just went crazy after that." I forgot to mention, Fred was in his late 20's.
"What do you mean 'went crazy'?"
"Well she started drinking and smoking and gambling and spending all our money on those little humble figurines. You know, the ones with the little fat baby angels in the cute poses? She said that they were like her children."
"That all sounds like manic depression to me. Did she ever get any help?"
"Nope, she killed herself when I was in highschool. Got really drunk and took some pills then laid down on the train tracks by our house." He said all this really causally, like he was describing what he had for diner last night.
"Oh, I-"
"The police said it was an accident but I know she did it on purpose to get away."
"Away from what?"
"Away from me."
This is when he started to get less friendly and more...Crazy.
User avatar #110 - charliecharmander (04/11/2014) [-]
More?
User avatar #109 - okiedokes (03/25/2014) [-]
I need more!!!!!!!
User avatar #108 - shunji (03/24/2014) [-]
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #106 - craaabs (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh god come on please more
User avatar #105 - xgabbehx (03/22/2014) [-]
More pls
#43 - Never tasted it but my father has when we he was a photographe… 03/20/2014 on Did you know? +1
#54 - Conflicts within the character it's self are always interestin… 03/19/2014 on X-Men Facts Compilation 0
#52 - I completely agree. Any character that has invincibility or in… 03/19/2014 on X-Men Facts Compilation 0
#50 - He does have a point though. There is actually a writing term …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2014 on X-Men Facts Compilation +1
#53 - congthea (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, but with the overpowered heroes instead of adding immense villains for them to fight, you hit them with grief and disastrous outcomes like what happened in Injustice. Just because a hero is so powerful, it doesn't mean you only have to create even more powerful villains.
User avatar #54 - HailtotheKing (03/19/2014) [-]
Conflicts within the character it's self are always interesting but it doesn't deny the fact that when a character is near invincible the other character in the story are really nothing in comparison unless you break the rules. You called out Doomsday specifically but I honestly think he was the best way to kill of Superman the first time. He was alien, an organism that spent it's entire life being killed over and over again to create an unstoppable death bringer. He too was invincible to a degree and both of them ended up killing each other.

Now take another character in the DC universe, literally any Batman villain. Most of them lack any real power (especially any to kill Superman) and they are no real threat to him. They have no weight or impact because he use his own powers to apprehend them.
#36 - I can see where you are coming from just from a story telling …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/19/2014 on X-Men Facts Compilation +3
#74 - thechosentroll (03/19/2014) [-]
Frankly, I'm surprised they don't pull Deadpool moments. I mean, if you know you can't die, why not make the best of it? Fuck death! And then fall in love with her and spend years trying to kill yourself until the writers get bored of it and make you silly again.
User avatar #46 - redblueyellow (03/19/2014) [-]
That's exactly the reason I don't really like Wolverine as a superhero. I mean, yeah, he's badass, but he's almost impossible to kill with his healing factor and adamantium skeleton and I even heard he has some thing going on with Hell that when he dies he just goes there and walks back out as if nothing happened.

This is one of the reasons I like DC better, since they overall have less overpowered-deathdoesn'tmeanshit-heroes ok ignoring superman
User avatar #97 - xXferaligatrXx (03/19/2014) [-]
wolverine cant swim and can drown perminantly they only two people who knew this were his son daken or dakan i dont remember and sabertooth
User avatar #52 - HailtotheKing (03/19/2014) [-]
I completely agree. Any character that has invincibility or invulnerability is kind of boring. I mean, Wolverine has WAY more problems with his character than just that but that's the main reason I can't ever get into his comics; I feel no tension when I read it.
#49 - congthea (03/19/2014) [-]
Hey, you leave supes alone. If you want to poke holes in something, pick doomsday.
User avatar #57 - redblueyellow (03/19/2014) [-]
Sorry, I wasn't trying to hate on superman, but I thought that if I would say that DC has no indestructible heroes, everyone would point out superman as the abvious one.

Doomsday is overpowered to, but for a bad guy I think its okay, since that creates tension. How is Batman going to "beat" Darkside when he's so obviously outmatched. We all know superman and the others are going to beat darkseid or doomsday, but they might die or get hurt in some bad way in the proces. Wolverine could be gang raped by darkseid and doomsday and he would just get up as if nothing happened. Hailtotheking is right, there's no tension in that.
User avatar #50 - HailtotheKing (03/19/2014) [-]
He does have a point though. There is actually a writing term called "Superman Syndrome" where you crate a character SO powerful that you have to come up with ridiculous ways of even harming him.

Sure, Superman has Kryptonite but if every villain uses that they it gets boring. So writers come up with amazingly overpowered antagonists (Like Doomsday or Darkseid) just to be able to damage him.
#53 - congthea (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, but with the overpowered heroes instead of adding immense villains for them to fight, you hit them with grief and disastrous outcomes like what happened in Injustice. Just because a hero is so powerful, it doesn't mean you only have to create even more powerful villains.
User avatar #54 - HailtotheKing (03/19/2014) [-]
Conflicts within the character it's self are always interesting but it doesn't deny the fact that when a character is near invincible the other character in the story are really nothing in comparison unless you break the rules. You called out Doomsday specifically but I honestly think he was the best way to kill of Superman the first time. He was alien, an organism that spent it's entire life being killed over and over again to create an unstoppable death bringer. He too was invincible to a degree and both of them ended up killing each other.

Now take another character in the DC universe, literally any Batman villain. Most of them lack any real power (especially any to kill Superman) and they are no real threat to him. They have no weight or impact because he use his own powers to apprehend them.
User avatar #41 - rheago (03/19/2014) [-]
Basically like Naruto
#4682 - FEAR THE OWL BEAR!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Hitcher's profile 0
#4683 - seelcudoom (03/18/2014) [-]
some vcersion s are less rediculous then that
#362 - And here is the problem,we have gotten to the point where it i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on so edgy 0
User avatar #402 - ninjask (03/17/2014) [-]
420 anonymous legion
"autism boy"
meme mask
meme war
ddosing
uncle works for apple, ban from internet
get memed

This is definitely satire
#39 - Aww yeah! Story time! So when I was in fifth grade t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on 4chin +24
#49 - shruika (03/16/2014) [-]
moar
User avatar #47 - ryanfitzy (03/16/2014) [-]
More stories plz.
User avatar #43 - girlygirlygirl (03/16/2014) [-]
gave me shivers...sweet story
#24 - Look I like what you are doing but this is not the time nor th… 03/16/2014 on I can draw circles 0
#49 - From other people in the industry it seemed like he was a GIAN…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on awkward +2
#63 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
[Citation Required]
#67 - Can I get a source for this? It looks pretty awesome. 03/15/2014 on Surgeon Simulator Eye Surgery +1
#75 - Don't think of it like spooning, think of it like a baby Koala… 03/15/2014 on Spooning 0
#4 - A lot of people ask me why I look at sad stuff. Every time I h… 03/15/2014 on A Beautiful Sadness +1
#1987 - Looking over it again it does seem like bragging. Maybe he's r…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #1993 - KayRed (03/14/2014) [-]
If he were the next great fiction writer, he'd be bragging about quality, not quantity.
User avatar #1994 - KayRed (03/14/2014) [-]
Scratch that, he wouldn't be bragging at all, he'd be writing.
#34 - How can you tell? I mean, it very well could be but I don't ge… 03/13/2014 on First date 0
#1977 - Even if he is I'm not going to say that he is shit or that he …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #1986 - KayRed (03/14/2014) [-]
No qualms there. I would never try to discourage some one from writing. Like with this guy, in my previous comments, after calling him out I said he should start posting his stuff on here, since this board is a good place to get good feed back (I know I'd be willing to look over his stuff, and I have posted stuff here before).
User avatar #1987 - HailtotheKing (03/14/2014) [-]
Looking over it again it does seem like bragging. Maybe he's right, maybe he's the next amazing fiction writer that will change a generation but bragging about word count is like a chef bragging about how many cups of soup he made.
User avatar #1993 - KayRed (03/14/2014) [-]
If he were the next great fiction writer, he'd be bragging about quality, not quantity.
User avatar #1994 - KayRed (03/14/2014) [-]
Scratch that, he wouldn't be bragging at all, he'd be writing.
#1962 - Jonah Hex, hands down for me. I've bitched about tha… 03/13/2014 on /books/ board 0
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User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
#34 to #33 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Fuck some cats :c
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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User avatar #1 - MaxTheCow (10/03/2010) [-]
FIRST
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