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HailtotheKing

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Hail to the king, baby

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#37 - Cool, let me know if you need some voice recordings or something.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on FJ Dota tournament post 2 0
User avatar #38 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Besides, it's still a pretty small tournament, having it casted at all is just icing on the cake.
#35 - Awesome! Let me know if there is anyway I can help. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on FJ Dota tournament post 2 +1
User avatar #36 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
That would actually be great! There has been a few requests for casted games, and personally I think the finals would be great to have casted. I'd love to do so myself, but my computer is a filthy little laptop a bit below optimal, and I'm not sure it would handle the load well. So if you're down for casting, that'd be great! I'm writing you down as a possible caster on my little tournament document
User avatar #37 - HailtotheKing (12/20/2014) [-]
Cool, let me know if you need some voice recordings or something.
User avatar #38 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Besides, it's still a pretty small tournament, having it casted at all is just icing on the cake.
#33 - Can I still jump in? It would be AWESOME to play with you guys…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on FJ Dota tournament post 2 0
User avatar #34 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
There's still plenty of time. To make sure people can join, I'm not starting this of until early January, so that the post has time enough for people to see it and so that the holidays won't interfere with anyone's ability to play.
I'm jotting your name down on the list now.
User avatar #35 - HailtotheKing (12/20/2014) [-]
Awesome! Let me know if there is anyway I can help.

Also, I don't know if you are going to be casting this but if you are I'd be happy to commentate a few games.
User avatar #36 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
That would actually be great! There has been a few requests for casted games, and personally I think the finals would be great to have casted. I'd love to do so myself, but my computer is a filthy little laptop a bit below optimal, and I'm not sure it would handle the load well. So if you're down for casting, that'd be great! I'm writing you down as a possible caster on my little tournament document
User avatar #37 - HailtotheKing (12/20/2014) [-]
Cool, let me know if you need some voice recordings or something.
User avatar #38 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Besides, it's still a pretty small tournament, having it casted at all is just icing on the cake.
#1810 - Right on, thanks! 12/19/2014 on /hobby/ 0
#1763 - Hey guys, I'm new to this board. Can we post about any hobby o…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #1809 - bababadsheep (12/19/2014) [-]
They are all fine, even drug culture if you like.

I don't know why I am replying.
User avatar #1810 - HailtotheKing (12/19/2014) [-]
Right on, thanks!
#39 - Huh, I thought the 13th amendment made it illegal to own *… 12/17/2014 on egosumproxi's profile 0
#38 - You seem like a pretty cool guy. Not like that one guy. That o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on egosumproxi's profile 0
User avatar #69 - egosumproxi (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish I was pretty cool at the moment, its somewhere between 35-40 degrees Celsius at the moment, and I'm fairly sure what's wrong with that guy we think is gay is that he is trying really hard not to be...
#218 - I like a good middle ground. Little bit of fat for slapping, g… 12/16/2014 on size does matter 0
#28 - The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually. … 12/15/2014 on This explains everything +1
#87 - From what I've seen it's not terribly hard to kill yourself wi… 12/15/2014 on Finals +4
#21 - Aww man, the story of this dude always makes me a little sad i…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on This explains everything +9
User avatar #38 - elcreepo (12/15/2014) [-]
rumor was that he was doing drugs but no it has to be something stupid

Although if he was okay with it, I guess I can't be mad
#27 - Ken M (12/15/2014) [-]
From the information I can find, that's just a rumour based on something Steve jokingly said.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (12/15/2014) [-]
The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually.
www.businessinsider.com/blues-clues-host-steve-left-the-show-because-of-balding-2014-6

"Burns reveals that one of the main reasons he left the show was because he was going bald, and he didn't want that to happen on national television in front of his young fans."
#74 - To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Ever… 12/14/2014 on Finals +9
#52 - You guys know what this **** is? This is Mio Energy. Yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Finals +52
#89 - Ken M (12/15/2014) [-]
unless that stuff is actually not that strong and it is just a marketing ploy and only has small amounts of ginseng which is a more natural source of energy ...
User avatar #83 - twofreegerbils (12/14/2014) [-]
I actually know someone who did die doing shit like that with mio energy.
#87 - HailtotheKing (12/15/2014) [-]
From what I've seen it's not terribly hard to kill yourself with caffeine. This stuff is The Black Blood of the Earth, it is coffee that had been boiled down to "just the good stuff". Smells great, tastes amazing, has no acidity or anything like that and is supose to be the best coffee ever made. There is only one problem: to get that level of flavor you need to basically boil down 40 cups of coffee for each 8 ounces you want to drink. A friend of mine was gifted four bottles of it for Christmas one year and had us all taste it to show how amazing it was.

Now one bottle of this stuff can make you very sick, two bottles can kill a 200 pound man, three bottles can kill anyone, and four will make God himself drop like a bag of hammers. I was over at this guys house when he had a party and some jackass decided he wanted to be the center of attention, he grabbed one of these unopened bottles, cracked the top, downed the whole thing, and smashed it on the floor. Everyone just awkwardly laughed and when I looked over to the host he just seemed unphased. Then I found out why. A few minutes later I saw the guy who downed the bottle on his hands and knees, shaking, and vomiting up the blacked coffee you will ever see. he was in the hospital for the next week just to make sure he didn't die of caffeine overdose.

Don't fuck with caffeine. It does not like you and it will kill you if given the chance.
User avatar #72 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
The median lethal dose (LD50) given orally is 192 milligrams per kilogram in rats. The LD50 of caffeine in humans is dependent on individual sensitivity, but is estimated to be about 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass or roughly 80 to 100 cups of coffee for an average adult.

Eh, considering he consumed that amount over five days, he's probably not pepsi . . . but he's probably pretty messed up.
User avatar #74 - HailtotheKing (12/14/2014) [-]
To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Every drug that you could think of, and several you can't even imagine, passed through his system. I once saw him take a half dozen painkillers during class and wash it down with a water bottle filled with Jack Daniels. Caffeine was the least of this mans problems.
#69 - I do not have a large penis but a friend of mine told me this … 12/11/2014 on FML +1
#124 - I find her funny, I like her art style, and I think she brings… 12/06/2014 on mor oc fromn pathesixssx +1
#179 - Right on. 12/04/2014 on starter packs +1
#177 - ...Do you just want it now?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on starter packs +1
User avatar #178 - formidableguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Naw, I prefer physical copies when it come to music.
User avatar #179 - HailtotheKing (12/04/2014) [-]
Right on.
#54 - I'm really sorry to hear that man. I have no idea what it must… 12/04/2014 on 10 years 0
#30 - The entire Camp album is pretty good, even the last one which …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on starter packs +2
User avatar #176 - formidableguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Yea, I think im gonna get the entire album for X-mas.
User avatar #177 - HailtotheKing (12/04/2014) [-]
...Do you just want it now?
User avatar #178 - formidableguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Naw, I prefer physical copies when it come to music.
User avatar #179 - HailtotheKing (12/04/2014) [-]
Right on.
#590 - It's not a ton, maybe an extra $200 a month and it's a LOT of …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Professions 0
#593 - trainalf (12/01/2014) [-]
Shoot, I hang around and write on a fanfiction/ original writing site a lot. I've seen and heard about a few people getting published, but I though it was a blue moon occurrence. Heck, I gotta look into that.
#502 - Funny story, I was in a similar situation. I make so…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Professions +11
#587 - trainalf (12/01/2014) [-]
I've heard of fan art commissions...but writing commissions? Shit, people can make money off of anything these days.
User avatar #590 - HailtotheKing (12/01/2014) [-]
It's not a ton, maybe an extra $200 a month and it's a LOT of work but I love doing it and it looks good on a resume. I've even gotten a few published, which was awesome. If you like doing it I would suggest getting into it.
#593 - trainalf (12/01/2014) [-]
Shoot, I hang around and write on a fanfiction/ original writing site a lot. I've seen and heard about a few people getting published, but I though it was a blue moon occurrence. Heck, I gotta look into that.
User avatar #542 - renespar (12/01/2014) [-]
I can't even begin to fathom how awkward it would be to have my own mother compliment any adult material I made... I think I'd just go curl up in a ball and hide for the rest of my natural life
User avatar #526 - youreminenow (12/01/2014) [-]
Run. Run far away.
#1779 - Please go easy on me. 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +2
#27 - My mom sends me the best texts. Last week she asked "Whic… 11/25/2014 on I Love My Mom 0
#174 - I've actually bought some stuff from him! I have a wrench knif…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz +2
User avatar #342 - oubliette (11/14/2014) [-]
he does have some nifty stuff, but yea, theyre for cosmetic aesthetic purposes only
still cool though
#39 - Someone told me this a few years ago and it really stuck with …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on the beak from a giant squid +5
User avatar #60 - cheatman (11/07/2014) [-]
Bitch, we share 50% of our DNA with bannanas, nature's a whole new level of fucked up.
#58 - Ken M (11/07/2014) [-]
Interesting thought. But are you aware that the human eye and the squid eye have very very similar composition, Eerie shit.
User avatar #46 - logiblack (11/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget that they got eyes even more efficient than ours.
Their eyes got nothing in common with ours. And yet we both figured something as complex as eyes out.
#59 - Ken M (11/07/2014) [-]
Actually, both squid and human eyes work the same way. www.d.umn.edu/~olse0176/Evolution/octo.html
User avatar #68 - logiblack (11/07/2014) [-]
I neevr said our difference was in how it works.
Squids are in that way more efficient, that the nervecords go other ways and are better aligned as with humans.
The problem with our nervecords is, that they run in front of our receptors.
Means that there is less space on the receptorwall and the light reaching it is somehwat lesser because they have to get through the nerves.
This is the cause for the blind spot a human eye has. We have a spot which should normally be in our field of view that we do not see.
The squid eye on the other hand evolved in the better, more efficient way.
The nervecords are running behind the receptorwall - not hindering the light, and not needing a blind spot.

Sorry if there are any linguistic-mistakes, I'm dead-tired and am too lazy to look up the vernacle for evolutionary biology. I may or may not be writing in complete nonsense. Short:
Squid-eyes don't have a blind spot like we humans have, because of the way the nerve-cords are aligned. Thus they are more efficient - and not of the same build as the human eye.

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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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