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#24 - "The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slic…  [+] (29 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +216
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #25 - vortexrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
#23 - Mel alone destroys the goblins and gets a small amount of expe…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +179
User avatar #24 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
"The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slices the fabric holding your armor together. It falls to the ground and you dangle there unprotected. He cuts the belt from your trousers, your shift straps, and rips off any other scrap you have left on you. You hand from his callused fingers completely naked with only your shoes covering any skin."

Everyone was just looking as me awe struck, especially Mel who had finally shut up with the first time that night.

"The goblin turns his head and calls to the rest of his family: 'how long has it been since we've had a good breading girl! This one looks nice and strong, she can probably take it!' He tosses you back to a crowd of two dozen goblins and they carry you off to the mines beneath. You are now serve as their slave, maid, and whore who occasionally pops out a new goblin baby for the rest of the pack. But don't worry, you're nice and strong after all. You can take it."

The rest of the group got EXP and loot. They were all happy. Mel left the group and I never heard from her again.
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #25 - vortexrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
#20 - Now, you should know something. I'm not a harsh DM. I'm very f…  [+] (31 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +179
User avatar #23 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Mel alone destroys the goblins and gets a small amount of experiance. The group grovels and shuffles annoyed into the mine shaft. They encounter a few more groups and Mel eats them all. No one else has taken or received and damage at this point besides her and no one has any experiance. They get down to the main cavern and finally see the source of what has been causing the rise of the goblin population. There, at the back corner of the cave, stands a ten foot tall dire goblin staring the group down. He rushes over to Mel (who now thinks she is the team leader) and screams at her.

"So you're the one who has been killing all my brothers and sisters! I will rip the meat from your bones and use it to feed the next generation!"

Mel, completely unfazed by this, attempts to cast her insane shield but the dire goblin gets too close too quick.

"What! That isn't fair, I can cast my spell as-" I had to cut her off.

"The mighty dire goblin stands over you and smirks. The rest of his 'brothers and sisters' surround you completely ignoring the rest of the group and calling for your blood. Which the dire goblin is happy to provide."

"I cast another shield!"

"You manage to cast a shield with the goblin king inside. He laughs and back hands you as hard as he can. Your face is pressed against your magical barrier and stunned for one turn."

She is getting red in the face now. Embarrassed that her "plan" has failed and now slowly becoming frustrated. She attempts to fight back but its pretty much no use.

"I try to stab him with my dagger!" It breaks against his skin.
"I thrust my wand in his eye!" You miss and it breaks off in his teeth.
"I punch him!" Your bones shatter to dust against his rock hard skin.

finally I think she just gave up and said "Fine, be like that and kill me". But I wasn't that nice. She tried to fuck my game, now I'm going to fuck her right back.

Concluded in a reply.
User avatar #24 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
"The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slices the fabric holding your armor together. It falls to the ground and you dangle there unprotected. He cuts the belt from your trousers, your shift straps, and rips off any other scrap you have left on you. You hand from his callused fingers completely naked with only your shoes covering any skin."

Everyone was just looking as me awe struck, especially Mel who had finally shut up with the first time that night.

"The goblin turns his head and calls to the rest of his family: 'how long has it been since we've had a good breading girl! This one looks nice and strong, she can probably take it!' He tosses you back to a crowd of two dozen goblins and they carry you off to the mines beneath. You are now serve as their slave, maid, and whore who occasionally pops out a new goblin baby for the rest of the pack. But don't worry, you're nice and strong after all. You can take it."

The rest of the group got EXP and loot. They were all happy. Mel left the group and I never heard from her again.
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #25 - vortexrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
#19 - Mel begins to raise every single number of every stat until sh…  [+] (32 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +181
User avatar #20 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Now, you should know something. I'm not a harsh DM. I'm very fair when it comes to difficulty curves and monster levels, I don't throw anything too bad at PCs when they are just starting especially if they don't know how to play. I don't hold their hand but I also don't bully them. That is unless they are a problem player. And I had one of those in my team right now.

Mel hands me her character sheet and it's as broken as you expect it to be. The highest everything of everyone in the game. With a lucky roll she could probably break down the door of a castle, sneak past all the guards, and charm the pants off of the king all in the same turn. So, with a giant shit eating grin on my face I tell her to sit down and give them the scenario.

Through one way or another they have all ended up on the outskirts of a small town that has a goblin infestation. They little creatures have been stealing food, killing animals, assaulting the citizens, and just causing general mischief for everyone. It's the PCs job to find the root of the problem and destroy it. With a lead from the bartender they tracked down the source of the goblins to an abandoned mine shaft and as they approach three little half-level monsters pop out wanting to fight. This is how the battle goes.

Frank: I step in front of the rest of the group and block the Goblins from getting any closer.
Adolfo: I clap my hands together and begin to cast a fireball spell.
Olivia: I pull an arrow from my quiver, notch it, and aim at the goblin on the left.
Jon: I grab my daggers and attempt to sneak around them.
Mel: I step in front of Frank and cast a level 4 shield around the entire group!

Mind you, a level four sheild can resist and insane amount of damage and can usually only be cast by someone who is level 15 and above. The rest of the group is not happy.

Continued in a reply.
User avatar #23 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Mel alone destroys the goblins and gets a small amount of experiance. The group grovels and shuffles annoyed into the mine shaft. They encounter a few more groups and Mel eats them all. No one else has taken or received and damage at this point besides her and no one has any experiance. They get down to the main cavern and finally see the source of what has been causing the rise of the goblin population. There, at the back corner of the cave, stands a ten foot tall dire goblin staring the group down. He rushes over to Mel (who now thinks she is the team leader) and screams at her.

"So you're the one who has been killing all my brothers and sisters! I will rip the meat from your bones and use it to feed the next generation!"

Mel, completely unfazed by this, attempts to cast her insane shield but the dire goblin gets too close too quick.

"What! That isn't fair, I can cast my spell as-" I had to cut her off.

"The mighty dire goblin stands over you and smirks. The rest of his 'brothers and sisters' surround you completely ignoring the rest of the group and calling for your blood. Which the dire goblin is happy to provide."

"I cast another shield!"

"You manage to cast a shield with the goblin king inside. He laughs and back hands you as hard as he can. Your face is pressed against your magical barrier and stunned for one turn."

She is getting red in the face now. Embarrassed that her "plan" has failed and now slowly becoming frustrated. She attempts to fight back but its pretty much no use.

"I try to stab him with my dagger!" It breaks against his skin.
"I thrust my wand in his eye!" You miss and it breaks off in his teeth.
"I punch him!" Your bones shatter to dust against his rock hard skin.

finally I think she just gave up and said "Fine, be like that and kill me". But I wasn't that nice. She tried to fuck my game, now I'm going to fuck her right back.

Concluded in a reply.
User avatar #24 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
"The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slices the fabric holding your armor together. It falls to the ground and you dangle there unprotected. He cuts the belt from your trousers, your shift straps, and rips off any other scrap you have left on you. You hand from his callused fingers completely naked with only your shoes covering any skin."

Everyone was just looking as me awe struck, especially Mel who had finally shut up with the first time that night.

"The goblin turns his head and calls to the rest of his family: 'how long has it been since we've had a good breading girl! This one looks nice and strong, she can probably take it!' He tosses you back to a crowd of two dozen goblins and they carry you off to the mines beneath. You are now serve as their slave, maid, and whore who occasionally pops out a new goblin baby for the rest of the pack. But don't worry, you're nice and strong after all. You can take it."

The rest of the group got EXP and loot. They were all happy. Mel left the group and I never heard from her again.
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #25 - vortexrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
#15 - Nothing was filled out on her character sheet sans her name (&…  [+] (33 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +184
User avatar #19 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Mel begins to raise every single number of every stat until she is the strongest, fastest, smartest healer than ever walked the planet. At level one. So I take back my pencil and tell her in the nicest was I can that she can't just alter her stats.
"Mel, you can't just do that. Your stats are set by luck, not by yourself."
"Why can't I?"
"Because otherwise you are going to be overpowered and the the game won't be fun for anyone else."
"But-"
"Your strength and health are higher than Frank's, your dexterity is higher than Adolfo's, your charisma is higher than Olivia's, and you are the lowest possible level. We have a tank, a combat caster, a DPS, and now a rouge. Just be a healer and rely on the rest of your team to fill the other rolls."
"This is because my character is a girl, isn't it!?"

I went silent for a bit. Partially from shock, partially from rage, partially from confusion, but mostly because I was holding back my hand so I didn't smack her. No, this was not because Mel was playing a female character, this was because I don't want a broken game. But just as I was about to chew this bitch up and spit her out and idea pops into my head.

"You know what Mel? Sure. You write in your own stats. When you are done give them to me and I'll fit you into the story."

I leave her alone and rejoin the group. They are all just looking at me confused and enraged but as they attempt to collect their thoughts I bring out my monster manual. I find a few lower level things for the rest of the party to fight (goblins, skeletons, kobalts for later in the night, basic stuff that you find at the beginning of any RPG.) but then I find monsters for only Mel to fight. Big giant fuck off monsters. Poison monsters. Goring monsters. Fire breathing monsters. Annoying things to throw at her. DMs like to call these "Meat Grinders" and they are for problem players that like to cause trouble. I had my collection of evil things and Mel rejoined us back on the table.

I'll reply again.
User avatar #20 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Now, you should know something. I'm not a harsh DM. I'm very fair when it comes to difficulty curves and monster levels, I don't throw anything too bad at PCs when they are just starting especially if they don't know how to play. I don't hold their hand but I also don't bully them. That is unless they are a problem player. And I had one of those in my team right now.

Mel hands me her character sheet and it's as broken as you expect it to be. The highest everything of everyone in the game. With a lucky roll she could probably break down the door of a castle, sneak past all the guards, and charm the pants off of the king all in the same turn. So, with a giant shit eating grin on my face I tell her to sit down and give them the scenario.

Through one way or another they have all ended up on the outskirts of a small town that has a goblin infestation. They little creatures have been stealing food, killing animals, assaulting the citizens, and just causing general mischief for everyone. It's the PCs job to find the root of the problem and destroy it. With a lead from the bartender they tracked down the source of the goblins to an abandoned mine shaft and as they approach three little half-level monsters pop out wanting to fight. This is how the battle goes.

Frank: I step in front of the rest of the group and block the Goblins from getting any closer.
Adolfo: I clap my hands together and begin to cast a fireball spell.
Olivia: I pull an arrow from my quiver, notch it, and aim at the goblin on the left.
Jon: I grab my daggers and attempt to sneak around them.
Mel: I step in front of Frank and cast a level 4 shield around the entire group!

Mind you, a level four sheild can resist and insane amount of damage and can usually only be cast by someone who is level 15 and above. The rest of the group is not happy.

Continued in a reply.
User avatar #23 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Mel alone destroys the goblins and gets a small amount of experiance. The group grovels and shuffles annoyed into the mine shaft. They encounter a few more groups and Mel eats them all. No one else has taken or received and damage at this point besides her and no one has any experiance. They get down to the main cavern and finally see the source of what has been causing the rise of the goblin population. There, at the back corner of the cave, stands a ten foot tall dire goblin staring the group down. He rushes over to Mel (who now thinks she is the team leader) and screams at her.

"So you're the one who has been killing all my brothers and sisters! I will rip the meat from your bones and use it to feed the next generation!"

Mel, completely unfazed by this, attempts to cast her insane shield but the dire goblin gets too close too quick.

"What! That isn't fair, I can cast my spell as-" I had to cut her off.

"The mighty dire goblin stands over you and smirks. The rest of his 'brothers and sisters' surround you completely ignoring the rest of the group and calling for your blood. Which the dire goblin is happy to provide."

"I cast another shield!"

"You manage to cast a shield with the goblin king inside. He laughs and back hands you as hard as he can. Your face is pressed against your magical barrier and stunned for one turn."

She is getting red in the face now. Embarrassed that her "plan" has failed and now slowly becoming frustrated. She attempts to fight back but its pretty much no use.

"I try to stab him with my dagger!" It breaks against his skin.
"I thrust my wand in his eye!" You miss and it breaks off in his teeth.
"I punch him!" Your bones shatter to dust against his rock hard skin.

finally I think she just gave up and said "Fine, be like that and kill me". But I wasn't that nice. She tried to fuck my game, now I'm going to fuck her right back.

Concluded in a reply.
User avatar #24 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
"The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slices the fabric holding your armor together. It falls to the ground and you dangle there unprotected. He cuts the belt from your trousers, your shift straps, and rips off any other scrap you have left on you. You hand from his callused fingers completely naked with only your shoes covering any skin."

Everyone was just looking as me awe struck, especially Mel who had finally shut up with the first time that night.

"The goblin turns his head and calls to the rest of his family: 'how long has it been since we've had a good breading girl! This one looks nice and strong, she can probably take it!' He tosses you back to a crowd of two dozen goblins and they carry you off to the mines beneath. You are now serve as their slave, maid, and whore who occasionally pops out a new goblin baby for the rest of the pack. But don't worry, you're nice and strong after all. You can take it."

The rest of the group got EXP and loot. They were all happy. Mel left the group and I never heard from her again.
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #25 - vortexrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
#14 - Alright, here is my Tumblr tabletop story. Last year…  [+] (36 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +200
User avatar #145 - Lainge (08/08/2014) [-]
Such an obviously made up story and you come off as a gigantic douchebag in the end. And yet FJ eats it up.
User avatar #15 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Nothing was filled out on her character sheet sans her name ("Goddess Lightbringer") and no stats were rolled. I was so confused by all of this I text her and ask her if there was some kind of problem. This was how the chain went.

"Hey Mel, I saw that you really didn't have anything on your sheet. Was it confusing or something?"
"No, I just didn't see the point in putting any of it down."
"Uh, I mean its all pretty important. Like, you don't have any stats which means I have no idea how strong/smart/fast your character is."
"Why do you have to assign numbers to that?"
"What?"
"It seems like such a silly thing to put numbers on. Like, real humans can't be measured in numbers like that."
"This isn't real life. This is Pathfinder. The first thing you are going to fight is a bear with the head of an owl. It's fantasy escapism, not real life."
"Whatever. I'll just fill all that in next session."

I'm a bit angry now. This should really be the simplest thing you do as a PC, you are just creating a character and putting their details on paper. But I figure Mel is new and she just doesn't understand how this stuff works so I'll help her out on the next session.

About a week passes and we all meet again. This time there is only five folks; me, Frank, Adolfo, Olivia, Mel, and this guy named Jon who wanted to be an assassin. First thing I do is sit down with Mel while everyone else tells Jon what the plot is so far. I tell Mel that she has to roll and she reluctantly agrees, along with a race and class. I roll for her and start writing down all her stats, she has pretty good numbers (Most in the upper teens) and they all fit in the style of a healer. IE low strength, high wisdom, low dexterity, high intelligence. Just as I'm about to actually finalize something she takes my pen away and with the smuggest grin ever says

"Oh, I just need to change some things."

Once again, I'll continue in a reply.
User avatar #19 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Mel begins to raise every single number of every stat until she is the strongest, fastest, smartest healer than ever walked the planet. At level one. So I take back my pencil and tell her in the nicest was I can that she can't just alter her stats.
"Mel, you can't just do that. Your stats are set by luck, not by yourself."
"Why can't I?"
"Because otherwise you are going to be overpowered and the the game won't be fun for anyone else."
"But-"
"Your strength and health are higher than Frank's, your dexterity is higher than Adolfo's, your charisma is higher than Olivia's, and you are the lowest possible level. We have a tank, a combat caster, a DPS, and now a rouge. Just be a healer and rely on the rest of your team to fill the other rolls."
"This is because my character is a girl, isn't it!?"

I went silent for a bit. Partially from shock, partially from rage, partially from confusion, but mostly because I was holding back my hand so I didn't smack her. No, this was not because Mel was playing a female character, this was because I don't want a broken game. But just as I was about to chew this bitch up and spit her out and idea pops into my head.

"You know what Mel? Sure. You write in your own stats. When you are done give them to me and I'll fit you into the story."

I leave her alone and rejoin the group. They are all just looking at me confused and enraged but as they attempt to collect their thoughts I bring out my monster manual. I find a few lower level things for the rest of the party to fight (goblins, skeletons, kobalts for later in the night, basic stuff that you find at the beginning of any RPG.) but then I find monsters for only Mel to fight. Big giant fuck off monsters. Poison monsters. Goring monsters. Fire breathing monsters. Annoying things to throw at her. DMs like to call these "Meat Grinders" and they are for problem players that like to cause trouble. I had my collection of evil things and Mel rejoined us back on the table.

I'll reply again.
User avatar #20 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Now, you should know something. I'm not a harsh DM. I'm very fair when it comes to difficulty curves and monster levels, I don't throw anything too bad at PCs when they are just starting especially if they don't know how to play. I don't hold their hand but I also don't bully them. That is unless they are a problem player. And I had one of those in my team right now.

Mel hands me her character sheet and it's as broken as you expect it to be. The highest everything of everyone in the game. With a lucky roll she could probably break down the door of a castle, sneak past all the guards, and charm the pants off of the king all in the same turn. So, with a giant shit eating grin on my face I tell her to sit down and give them the scenario.

Through one way or another they have all ended up on the outskirts of a small town that has a goblin infestation. They little creatures have been stealing food, killing animals, assaulting the citizens, and just causing general mischief for everyone. It's the PCs job to find the root of the problem and destroy it. With a lead from the bartender they tracked down the source of the goblins to an abandoned mine shaft and as they approach three little half-level monsters pop out wanting to fight. This is how the battle goes.

Frank: I step in front of the rest of the group and block the Goblins from getting any closer.
Adolfo: I clap my hands together and begin to cast a fireball spell.
Olivia: I pull an arrow from my quiver, notch it, and aim at the goblin on the left.
Jon: I grab my daggers and attempt to sneak around them.
Mel: I step in front of Frank and cast a level 4 shield around the entire group!

Mind you, a level four sheild can resist and insane amount of damage and can usually only be cast by someone who is level 15 and above. The rest of the group is not happy.

Continued in a reply.
User avatar #23 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Mel alone destroys the goblins and gets a small amount of experiance. The group grovels and shuffles annoyed into the mine shaft. They encounter a few more groups and Mel eats them all. No one else has taken or received and damage at this point besides her and no one has any experiance. They get down to the main cavern and finally see the source of what has been causing the rise of the goblin population. There, at the back corner of the cave, stands a ten foot tall dire goblin staring the group down. He rushes over to Mel (who now thinks she is the team leader) and screams at her.

"So you're the one who has been killing all my brothers and sisters! I will rip the meat from your bones and use it to feed the next generation!"

Mel, completely unfazed by this, attempts to cast her insane shield but the dire goblin gets too close too quick.

"What! That isn't fair, I can cast my spell as-" I had to cut her off.

"The mighty dire goblin stands over you and smirks. The rest of his 'brothers and sisters' surround you completely ignoring the rest of the group and calling for your blood. Which the dire goblin is happy to provide."

"I cast another shield!"

"You manage to cast a shield with the goblin king inside. He laughs and back hands you as hard as he can. Your face is pressed against your magical barrier and stunned for one turn."

She is getting red in the face now. Embarrassed that her "plan" has failed and now slowly becoming frustrated. She attempts to fight back but its pretty much no use.

"I try to stab him with my dagger!" It breaks against his skin.
"I thrust my wand in his eye!" You miss and it breaks off in his teeth.
"I punch him!" Your bones shatter to dust against his rock hard skin.

finally I think she just gave up and said "Fine, be like that and kill me". But I wasn't that nice. She tried to fuck my game, now I'm going to fuck her right back.

Concluded in a reply.
User avatar #24 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
"The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slices the fabric holding your armor together. It falls to the ground and you dangle there unprotected. He cuts the belt from your trousers, your shift straps, and rips off any other scrap you have left on you. You hand from his callused fingers completely naked with only your shoes covering any skin."

Everyone was just looking as me awe struck, especially Mel who had finally shut up with the first time that night.

"The goblin turns his head and calls to the rest of his family: 'how long has it been since we've had a good breading girl! This one looks nice and strong, she can probably take it!' He tosses you back to a crowd of two dozen goblins and they carry you off to the mines beneath. You are now serve as their slave, maid, and whore who occasionally pops out a new goblin baby for the rest of the pack. But don't worry, you're nice and strong after all. You can take it."

The rest of the group got EXP and loot. They were all happy. Mel left the group and I never heard from her again.
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
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I love you.
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You have fucking awesome hair though.
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Hello there, buddy!
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What's up?
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They're some Mister Miracles from back in the day. so I figured they might be worth more than the couple bucks I spent on them
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#31 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
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User avatar #29 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is shit.
User avatar #30 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
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#27 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
you+me=
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, I've never seen Frozen but I'm pretty sure I can piece it together with all the GIFs that have been made from it.
User avatar #29 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Honestly you don't need to. I'm sure after seeing all this hype after it it's even more bland than it already was. And plus all the girl's face's look exactly the same, which is shit.
User avatar #30 - HailtotheKing (07/16/2014) [-]
Would it be better if they had giant, bushy eyebrows?
I'm sorry. That was mean. I still love your comic.
#31 - teasquid (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be sorry, the bigger the better.
I look naked in this I swear I am not.
User avatar #34 - taelamin (07/16/2014) [-]
Your head band even looks photoshopped.
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User avatar #69 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
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User avatar #67 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
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User avatar #229 - stringfingerable (07/09/2014) [-]
I want to give him a hug.
User avatar #220 - splosh (07/09/2014) [-]
Except most Brazilians (after they lose a soccer match) throw riots and become violent towards the other teams' fans.
User avatar #219 - exarzero (07/09/2014) [-]
This made me feel better... honestly.
User avatar #216 - catpisser (07/09/2014) [-]
shit, i posted this picture as content, and didn't even see this first
#201 - captnnorway (07/09/2014) [-]
Can we remember the time Brazil lost to colmbia in the finals. And several people took their own lives jumping from the top of the stands.
#183 - findaway (07/09/2014) [-]
She's hot.
#178 - everyoneneedstokno (07/09/2014) [-]
I made an account specifically for this. Everyone needs to know this man's story. It makes this picture so much more sad.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmGfLZxbEJA

He has attended every World Cup that Brazil has been a part of since 1986, including 2 of their World Cup wins. He brought this very trophy with him to every tournament, meaning he kept it even through the years they didn't win the title. For him to finally give it away after this loss almost seems like an end of an era.

He asked the girl in the photo to take the trophy to the Finals for him and that it's not easy for him to part with it, but the Germans definitely deserve it.
#180 - envinite (07/09/2014) [-]
I hope that in the next world cup this old guy still attends the World Cup and still watch the Brazilian team, but in the German side.
#224 - radiserne (07/09/2014) [-]
What a disgusting picture.
#187 - findaway (07/09/2014) [-]
The old guy is only giving it away most likely because he won't be around for the next one...
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User avatar #176 - reefteef (07/09/2014) [-]
This actually made me feel much better
#175 - kamikazikraut (07/09/2014) [-]
Later that night.. germany destroys brazil again yes, i'm saying she fucked him
#170 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/09/2014) [-]
there's a man with a plan
User avatar #167 - sovietsamurai (07/09/2014) [-]
I'd let her lick my golden trophy any time
#153 - happyPills (07/09/2014) [-]
#131 - chaost (07/09/2014) [-]
found this as well

"let it go"
#130 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
"it aint goona suck itself"
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User avatar #29 - zerpderp (07/08/2014) [-]
i'll keep an eye out for it
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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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