HailtotheKing

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Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
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#177 - ...Do you just want it now?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on starter packs +1
User avatar #178 - formidableguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Naw, I prefer physical copies when it come to music.
User avatar #179 - HailtotheKing (12/04/2014) [-]
Right on.
#54 - I'm really sorry to hear that man. I have no idea what it must… 12/04/2014 on 10 years 0
#30 - The entire Camp album is pretty good, even the last one which …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on starter packs +2
User avatar #176 - formidableguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Yea, I think im gonna get the entire album for X-mas.
User avatar #177 - HailtotheKing (12/04/2014) [-]
...Do you just want it now?
User avatar #178 - formidableguy (12/04/2014) [-]
Naw, I prefer physical copies when it come to music.
User avatar #179 - HailtotheKing (12/04/2014) [-]
Right on.
#590 - It's not a ton, maybe an extra $200 a month and it's a LOT of …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Professions 0
#593 - trainalf (12/01/2014) [-]
Shoot, I hang around and write on a fanfiction/ original writing site a lot. I've seen and heard about a few people getting published, but I though it was a blue moon occurrence. Heck, I gotta look into that.
#502 - Funny story, I was in a similar situation. I make so…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Professions +11
#587 - trainalf (12/01/2014) [-]
I've heard of fan art commissions...but writing commissions? Shit, people can make money off of anything these days.
User avatar #590 - HailtotheKing (12/01/2014) [-]
It's not a ton, maybe an extra $200 a month and it's a LOT of work but I love doing it and it looks good on a resume. I've even gotten a few published, which was awesome. If you like doing it I would suggest getting into it.
#593 - trainalf (12/01/2014) [-]
Shoot, I hang around and write on a fanfiction/ original writing site a lot. I've seen and heard about a few people getting published, but I though it was a blue moon occurrence. Heck, I gotta look into that.
User avatar #542 - renespar (12/01/2014) [-]
I can't even begin to fathom how awkward it would be to have my own mother compliment any adult material I made... I think I'd just go curl up in a ball and hide for the rest of my natural life
User avatar #526 - youreminenow (12/01/2014) [-]
Run. Run far away.
#1779 - Please go easy on me. 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +2
#27 - My mom sends me the best texts. Last week she asked "Whic… 11/25/2014 on I Love My Mom 0
#174 - I've actually bought some stuff from him! I have a wrench knif…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz +2
User avatar #342 - oubliette (11/14/2014) [-]
he does have some nifty stuff, but yea, theyre for cosmetic aesthetic purposes only
still cool though
#39 - Someone told me this a few years ago and it really stuck with …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on the beak from a giant squid +5
User avatar #60 - cheatman (11/07/2014) [-]
Bitch, we share 50% of our DNA with bannanas, nature's a whole new level of fucked up.
#58 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
Interesting thought. But are you aware that the human eye and the squid eye have very very similar composition, Eerie shit.
User avatar #46 - logiblack (11/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget that they got eyes even more efficient than ours.
Their eyes got nothing in common with ours. And yet we both figured something as complex as eyes out.
#59 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
Actually, both squid and human eyes work the same way. www.d.umn.edu/~olse0176/Evolution/octo.html
User avatar #68 - logiblack (11/07/2014) [-]
I neevr said our difference was in how it works.
Squids are in that way more efficient, that the nervecords go other ways and are better aligned as with humans.
The problem with our nervecords is, that they run in front of our receptors.
Means that there is less space on the receptorwall and the light reaching it is somehwat lesser because they have to get through the nerves.
This is the cause for the blind spot a human eye has. We have a spot which should normally be in our field of view that we do not see.
The squid eye on the other hand evolved in the better, more efficient way.
The nervecords are running behind the receptorwall - not hindering the light, and not needing a blind spot.

Sorry if there are any linguistic-mistakes, I'm dead-tired and am too lazy to look up the vernacle for evolutionary biology. I may or may not be writing in complete nonsense. Short:
Squid-eyes don't have a blind spot like we humans have, because of the way the nerve-cords are aligned. Thus they are more efficient - and not of the same build as the human eye.
#243 - I wish I could say I wrote that. 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#218 - "He bottle fed his wife's killer." Easily m…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +1
User avatar #257 - Crusader (11/03/2014) [-]
"After he broke his fucking jaw"
#238 - reallyclevername (11/03/2014) [-]
That's harsh...
User avatar #243 - HailtotheKing (11/03/2014) [-]
I wish I could say I wrote that.
#254 - ""100+ instances of verbal street privilege took pla… 10/31/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... +1
#71 - I don't have a lot of things to be scared of but I tend to fea… 10/30/2014 on I love all of you. 0
#119 - DAMN EVERYTHING.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on yeah 0
#120 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/15/2014) [-]
even made a thread on 4chan asking if anything had it. But nope heard nothing yet.
#114 - Well? Did you find them?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2014 on yeah 0
#118 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/15/2014) [-]
no....
User avatar #119 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2014) [-]
DAMN EVERYTHING.
#120 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/15/2014) [-]
even made a thread on 4chan asking if anything had it. But nope heard nothing yet.
#33 - You know, I don't want to see them but I feel like I need to. … 10/15/2014 on yeah +4
#18796 - Hey guys! Just a question about my regiment. I want …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#18848 - KungFuZerO (10/12/2014) [-]
No.
First off, don't combine strength (leg press) with cardio. You'll just end up performing both worse. Have two strength days and two cardio days. For strength, hit large muscle groups (legs, chest, back). For cardio, try HIIT on the rowing machine.
#71 - My pleasure, my treasure.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on HailtotheKing's profile 0
User avatar #72 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
#37 - This one?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Texting +5
#38 - verybigcupwithsoda (09/30/2014) [-]
Yes. Its fuckken perfect
#35 - My favorite  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Texting +26
#39 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
#36 - verybigcupwithsoda (09/30/2014) [-]
I cant find it but there is one that said. Who needs seat belts when you have swag!
#37 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
This one?
#38 - verybigcupwithsoda (09/30/2014) [-]
Yes. Its fuckken perfect
#42 - Crabs are the best animal. They are armored spiders, but not t… 09/26/2014 on The Crab Trilogy 0
#17 - What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gob… 09/25/2014 on Batman +9
#31 - Reminds me of an Addams Family episode. There is one where an … 09/24/2014 on The only advice my Dad ever... +15
#26 - Wow, I forgot about the really funny moments this series has. 09/24/2014 on What the hell is going on? +16
#710 - I get that more often than you'd think.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on admin vocaroo time +1
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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
#31 - LoLgenerator (09/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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