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|#39 - Huh, I thought the 13th amendment made it illegal to own …||12/17/2014 on egosumproxi's profile||0|
|#38 - You seem like a pretty cool guy. Not like that one guy. That o… [+] (1 new reply)||12/17/2014 on egosumproxi's profile||0|
|#218 - I like a good middle ground. Little bit of fat for slapping, g…||12/16/2014 on size does matter||0|
|#28 - The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually. …||12/15/2014 on This explains everything||+1|
|#87 - From what I've seen it's not terribly hard to kill yourself wi…||12/15/2014 on Finals||+4|
|#21 - Aww man, the story of this dude always makes me a little sad i… [+] (3 new replies)||12/14/2014 on This explains everything||+9|
#27 - anonexplains (12/15/2014) [-]
From the information I can find, that's just a rumour based on something Steve jokingly said.
#28 - HailtotheKing (12/15/2014) [-]
The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually.
"Burns reveals that one of the main reasons he left the show was because he was going bald, and he didn't want that to happen on national television in front of his young fans."
|#74 - To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Ever…||12/14/2014 on Finals||+9|
|#52 - You guys know what this **** is? This is Mio Ener… [+] (5 new replies)||12/14/2014 on Finals||+52|
#89 - anonexplains (12/15/2014) [-]
unless that stuff is actually not that strong and it is just a marketing ploy and only has small amounts of ginseng which is a more natural source of energy ...
#87 - HailtotheKing (12/15/2014) [-]
Now one bottle of this stuff can make you very sick, two bottles can kill a 200 pound man, three bottles can kill anyone, and four will make God himself drop like a bag of hammers. I was over at this guys house when he had a party and some jackass decided he wanted to be the center of attention, he grabbed one of these unopened bottles, cracked the top, downed the whole thing, and smashed it on the floor. Everyone just awkwardly laughed and when I looked over to the host he just seemed unphased. Then I found out why. A few minutes later I saw the guy who downed the bottle on his hands and knees, shaking, and vomiting up the blacked coffee you will ever see. he was in the hospital for the next week just to make sure he didn't die of caffeine overdose.
Don't fuck with caffeine. It does not like you and it will kill you if given the chance.
#72 - thepizzadevourer (12/14/2014) [-]
The median lethal dose (LD50) given orally is 192 milligrams per kilogram in rats. The LD50 of caffeine in humans is dependent on individual sensitivity, but is estimated to be about 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass or roughly 80 to 100 cups of coffee for an average adult.
Eh, considering he consumed that amount over five days, he's probably not pepsi . . . but he's probably pretty messed up.
#74 - HailtotheKing (12/14/2014) [-]
To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Every drug that you could think of, and several you can't even imagine, passed through his system. I once saw him take a half dozen painkillers during class and wash it down with a water bottle filled with Jack Daniels. Caffeine was the least of this mans problems.
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#58 - anonexplains (11/07/2014) [-]
Interesting thought. But are you aware that the human eye and the squid eye have very very similar composition, Eerie shit.
#68 - logiblack (11/07/2014) [-]
I neevr said our difference was in how it works.
Squids are in that way more efficient, that the nervecords go other ways and are better aligned as with humans.
The problem with our nervecords is, that they run in front of our receptors.
Means that there is less space on the receptorwall and the light reaching it is somehwat lesser because they have to get through the nerves.
This is the cause for the blind spot a human eye has. We have a spot which should normally be in our field of view that we do not see.
The squid eye on the other hand evolved in the better, more efficient way.
The nervecords are running behind the receptorwall - not hindering the light, and not needing a blind spot.
Sorry if there are any linguistic-mistakes, I'm dead-tired and am too lazy to look up the vernacle for evolutionary biology. I may or may not be writing in complete nonsense. Short:
Squid-eyes don't have a blind spot like we humans have, because of the way the nerve-cords are aligned. Thus they are more efficient - and not of the same build as the human eye.
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