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Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
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#35 - My favorite  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Texting +26
#39 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
#36 - verybigcupwithsoda (09/30/2014) [-]
I cant find it but there is one that said. Who needs seat belts when you have swag!
#37 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
This one?
#38 - verybigcupwithsoda (09/30/2014) [-]
Yes. Its fuckken perfect
#42 - Crabs are the best animal. They are armored spiders, but not t… 09/26/2014 on The Crab Trilogy 0
#17 - What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gob… 09/25/2014 on Batman +9
#31 - Reminds me of an Addams Family episode. There is one where an … 09/24/2014 on The only advice my Dad ever... +15
#26 - Wow, I forgot about the really funny moments this series has. 09/24/2014 on What the hell is going on? +16
#710 - I get that more often than you'd think.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on admin vocaroo time +1
#706 - Not my best voice acting but it'll do.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on admin vocaroo time +1
User avatar #865 - velutluna (09/23/2014) [-]
I kinda want you to be my weatherman.

pretty please?
User avatar #710 - HailtotheKing (09/23/2014) [-]
I get that more often than you'd think.
#13 - I ask this a lot and I have yet to get a clear answer. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on How to get the dank top rank +1
User avatar #14 - warioteam (09/06/2014) [-]
prolly cause jelly or something
plus he is a shit mod, but because addy cant lose that mad rep he wont do jack shit
#27 - I'll do you one better. This one was actu…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Elementary my dear +2
User avatar #53 - turbodoosh (09/06/2014) [-]
Heh Reddit kills someone and no one bats an eye but 4chan leaks some celebrity nudes on the internet and the fucking media loses it and starts an FBI investigation
#30 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/05/2014) [-]
never heard of that happening. cool thx
#13 - Ha. Hahahaha. Ha. Remember the time Reddit used &quo…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Elementary my dear +7
#25 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - HailtotheKing (09/05/2014) [-]
I'll do you one better.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/2013/04/25/boston-bombing-social-media-student-brown-university-reddit/2112309/

This one was actually murdered. He didn't place any bombs, didn't kill anyone, didn't do anything wrong. Someone suggested this kid might be the bomber and a user believed he was doing the right thing by KILLING HIM.
User avatar #53 - turbodoosh (09/06/2014) [-]
Heh Reddit kills someone and no one bats an eye but 4chan leaks some celebrity nudes on the internet and the fucking media loses it and starts an FBI investigation
#30 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/05/2014) [-]
never heard of that happening. cool thx
#15 - witchofsand (09/05/2014) [-]
Maybe they did't have enough resolution
#16 - witchofsand (09/05/2014) [-]
But yes, I remember (it was Twitter too kinda)
#44 - You know what the worst part was though? Big Daddy and w… 09/01/2014 on Kick-Ass 0
#88 - You should know something about my boss, he was a 6'5 middle a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Pizza Delivery guy problems +27
#137 - norkas (08/30/2014) [-]
Justice.
#82 - It was Superbowl Sunday and we were completely swamped with or…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Pizza Delivery guy problems +22
User avatar #88 - HailtotheKing (08/30/2014) [-]
You should know something about my boss, he was a 6'5 middle aged Italian man who funded this restaurant with money he made from boxing championships. He is not a person you want to fuck with. His wife also ran it with him and did most of the finance, pretty cool woman unless she lost her temper in which case she became your worst nightmare. We also had a convicted felon working the grill, a former cop on register, and one of our fry cooks had a second job as a bouncer for a bar down the street. These are the kind of people you employ when you have a business in Chicago. All of them are staring daggers at this woman. However, she was not deterred and began to yell at everyone.

"YOUR DELIVERY BOY GAVE ME MY PIZZA LATE AND COLD! I DEMAND HE BE FIRED!"
"No." My boss replied.
"IF YOU DON'T LAY HIM OFF RIGHT NOW I WILL NEVER COME BACK!"
"Okay."
She was kind of stunned right now but before she could fire off another jab at me the fry cook comes to the rescue.
"Lady, you have been a thorn in the side of everyone here for the past year and that is the nicest thing I can ever about you. But, if you'd like, we can all speak our minds and say everything that we've been bottling up." The boss's wife just yelled out the word "CUNT!" and this woman went wife as a sheet. She left, we charged those pizzas to her credit card that we had on file and my next four customers got a free pie with their order. My boss then called every pizza place within five miles and asked for her to be blacklisted, they happily obliged since apparently she was an awful customer to them too.

It is really awesome when your boss is on your side.
#137 - norkas (08/30/2014) [-]
Justice.
User avatar #86 - Karibookiller (08/30/2014) [-]
Goddammit finish your fucking reply
#70 - You know what's awesome? When you have a really ****** …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Pizza Delivery guy problems +22
User avatar #82 - HailtotheKing (08/30/2014) [-]
It was Superbowl Sunday and we were completely swamped with orders, as would be expected. We had extra cooks in the kitchen, extra order-takers, extra everything except delivery boys. So me and two other guys were rushing around town trying to get as many stops as we could in as little time as possible. I get through three or four and look at my list to see where the next stop is only to see that it's at this woman's house. We also got a little time stamp to see when everyone ordered so we could plan them out and not be too late; she ordered about 45 minutes ago. I pull into her driveway (you could tell she was having a party), grab four giant pizzas from the back with her name on them and ring the bell. She answers and proceeded to chew me out.

"WHAT TOOK SO LONG! WE HAVE HUNGRY PEOPLE IN HERE! I ORDERED AN HOUR AGO! I'M NOT PAYING FOR THESE!" and I give her my normal response to talk to the manager. She is still not satisfied and refuses to pay. I tell her that's fine and walk back to my car but about have way down the side walk she stops me. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING! YOU ARE GOING TO COME BACK TO THE RESTAURANT AND TALK TO THE BOSS WITH ME!" I currently have ten other pizzas in the car waiting to be taken to other people who actually treat me with respect so it's easy to say I'm a little peeved. I call up my manager and tell him the situation, from the other line I hear -in the most smug voice he could muster- "Alright, bring her in."

She gets into her car and follows me back to the pizza place which is completely packed with people watching the game forcing her to park in another parking lot. On the way inside she it still bitching at me about how far she has to walk and how she should make me pay for her new shoes because they are now dirty. We both enter and there is my boss, leaning against the counter with every member of the staff behind him staring at both of us.

Concluded in a reply.
User avatar #88 - HailtotheKing (08/30/2014) [-]
You should know something about my boss, he was a 6'5 middle aged Italian man who funded this restaurant with money he made from boxing championships. He is not a person you want to fuck with. His wife also ran it with him and did most of the finance, pretty cool woman unless she lost her temper in which case she became your worst nightmare. We also had a convicted felon working the grill, a former cop on register, and one of our fry cooks had a second job as a bouncer for a bar down the street. These are the kind of people you employ when you have a business in Chicago. All of them are staring daggers at this woman. However, she was not deterred and began to yell at everyone.

"YOUR DELIVERY BOY GAVE ME MY PIZZA LATE AND COLD! I DEMAND HE BE FIRED!"
"No." My boss replied.
"IF YOU DON'T LAY HIM OFF RIGHT NOW I WILL NEVER COME BACK!"
"Okay."
She was kind of stunned right now but before she could fire off another jab at me the fry cook comes to the rescue.
"Lady, you have been a thorn in the side of everyone here for the past year and that is the nicest thing I can ever about you. But, if you'd like, we can all speak our minds and say everything that we've been bottling up." The boss's wife just yelled out the word "CUNT!" and this woman went wife as a sheet. She left, we charged those pizzas to her credit card that we had on file and my next four customers got a free pie with their order. My boss then called every pizza place within five miles and asked for her to be blacklisted, they happily obliged since apparently she was an awful customer to them too.

It is really awesome when your boss is on your side.
#137 - norkas (08/30/2014) [-]
Justice.
User avatar #86 - Karibookiller (08/30/2014) [-]
Goddammit finish your fucking reply
#759 - Relationships. I went to a christian school from pre… 08/30/2014 on Bans +3
#91 - If we're doing comic facts I have a few weird ones. W… 08/29/2014 on Also, so did the Manhunter +1
#63 - I love this GIF so much. Such a great little human moment betw… 08/19/2014 on Wrestling is NOT gay +1
#61 - Meh, might be an unpopular opinion but he seems alright to me.… 08/19/2014 on Wrestling is NOT gay 0
#23 - Hark! I come bearing source! 08/13/2014 on lmao +37
#14 - Hey you. With the face. This is so you get … 08/11/2014 on hellkitequeen's profile 0
#165 - I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Univ… 08/09/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#24 - Here is the opposite of that. The cast of Spo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Spongepulp Fictionpants +53
#71 - dguitarhero (08/09/2014) [-]
search higurashi with spongebob voiceover
#98 - twilightdusk (08/09/2014) [-]
#38 - Freelon (08/09/2014) [-]
"Meow"
#79 - Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for som…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#76 - I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I w… 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#28 - You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long an…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +14
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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