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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#384 - Kind of, Batman DOES have a ring that can stop Superman but, w… 11/21/2012 on Epic battle 0
#378 - Honestly that is the problem with a lot of super heroes and vi… 11/21/2012 on Epic battle 0
#190 - How it feels to chew 5 gum. 11/13/2012 on The only girl at a party +4
#35 - Yes?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Hail to the king. +1
#54 - ghirahn (11/13/2012) [-]
At first i thought you made your account just for this, but no.
You sir are awesome.
#1 - BOOM! No more comment virginity. 11/12/2012 on fiveeva's profile 0
#131 - Though, to be fair, Lucius is a pretty awesome name by itself.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on nicole +7
#144 - SnacksJr (11/11/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#13 - Faceless and Jug are always good if you need a HARD carry  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on domfiveofive's profile 0
User avatar #14 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
add me on steam Dom_09
#11 - Just some advice don't put in too much time on Sniper, he can …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2012 on domfiveofive's profile 0
User avatar #12 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
you are right - hes a pain. Thats why I only go him when the team is full of cariers.
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (10/29/2012) [-]
Faceless and Jug are always good if you need a HARD carry
User avatar #14 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
add me on steam Dom_09
#9 - 100 wins, 105 losses, playing for about 6 months, mostly suppo…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2012 on domfiveofive's profile 0
User avatar #10 - domfiveofive (10/28/2012) [-]
Ive been playing for almost 2 months now, I mainly play as carry or tank.

61 wins, I play Axe the best sometimes I play as Sniper, Nature's Prophet, Keeper of the light.. etc.
User avatar #11 - HailtotheKing (10/28/2012) [-]
Just some advice don't put in too much time on Sniper, he can shut down WAY too easy.
User avatar #12 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
you are right - hes a pain. Thats why I only go him when the team is full of cariers.
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (10/29/2012) [-]
Faceless and Jug are always good if you need a HARD carry
User avatar #14 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
add me on steam Dom_09
#35 - Comment deleted 10/26/2012 on burning man +1
#89 - Comment deleted 10/19/2012 on before sex 0
#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on before sex 0
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#72 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on before sex 0
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#60 - So how long were you waiting to use that one? 10/19/2012 on On the inside +13
#55 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 10/19/2012 on before sex +3
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#126 - As the rules state it can't have anything to do with violence,… 10/19/2012 on I Hate Public School 0
#116 - We are voting on our over the month. Not too many people vote …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on I Hate Public School 0
User avatar #121 - theoriginaltyson (10/19/2012) [-]
dude you had such a great opportunity
you should have done something like "When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead"
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (10/19/2012) [-]
As the rules state it can't have anything to do with violence, sexual acts, or any offensive content. I would have gladly put something like that or, one of my favorite quotes, "When you have the chance, always go for the groin: God's design flaw." but it would have been vetoed.
#93 - Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._. 10/16/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#91 - ...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
#89 - Anyway, find me the most strange and outrageous Doctor GIF you have.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#90 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, let's see... This one with a pig is pretty strange, although it's not Doctor Who, just Tennant
User avatar #91 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2012) [-]
...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
#87 - ...And back.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#88 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Welcome back!
User avatar #89 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
Anyway, find me the most strange and outrageous Doctor GIF you have.
#90 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, let's see... This one with a pig is pretty strange, although it's not Doctor Who, just Tennant
User avatar #91 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2012) [-]
...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
#85 - I MUST GO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME! Also, Seven Psychos is playing at 5.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#86 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Well it was nice talking to you!
User avatar #87 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
...And back.
#88 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Welcome back!
User avatar #89 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
Anyway, find me the most strange and outrageous Doctor GIF you have.
#90 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, let's see... This one with a pig is pretty strange, although it's not Doctor Who, just Tennant
User avatar #91 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2012) [-]
...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
#83 - I have no idea what this semi-sexual reply means. ._.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/13/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#84 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Me neither ._.
User avatar #85 - HailtotheKing (10/13/2012) [-]
I MUST GO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME! Also, Seven Psychos is playing at 5.
#86 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Well it was nice talking to you!
User avatar #87 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
...And back.
#88 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Welcome back!
User avatar #89 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
Anyway, find me the most strange and outrageous Doctor GIF you have.
#90 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, let's see... This one with a pig is pretty strange, although it's not Doctor Who, just Tennant
User avatar #91 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2012) [-]
...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
#81 - I appreciate a girl with a wide collection of things... ;3  [+] (12 new replies) 10/13/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#82 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
I have a very wide collection of many things :3
User avatar #83 - HailtotheKing (10/13/2012) [-]
I have no idea what this semi-sexual reply means. ._.
#84 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Me neither ._.
User avatar #85 - HailtotheKing (10/13/2012) [-]
I MUST GO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME! Also, Seven Psychos is playing at 5.
#86 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Well it was nice talking to you!
User avatar #87 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
...And back.
#88 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Welcome back!
User avatar #89 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
Anyway, find me the most strange and outrageous Doctor GIF you have.
#90 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, let's see... This one with a pig is pretty strange, although it's not Doctor Who, just Tennant
User avatar #91 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2012) [-]
...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
#79 - Well I love them :3 It's pretty funny how you have a GIF for e…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/13/2012 on beffen's profile 0
#80 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Well I have a pretty wide collection, it's not often that I don't have one appropriate for a response and even when I don't have an appropriate one, I can always use a weird one like this :D
User avatar #81 - HailtotheKing (10/13/2012) [-]
I appreciate a girl with a wide collection of things... ;3
#82 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
I have a very wide collection of many things :3
User avatar #83 - HailtotheKing (10/13/2012) [-]
I have no idea what this semi-sexual reply means. ._.
#84 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Me neither ._.
User avatar #85 - HailtotheKing (10/13/2012) [-]
I MUST GO! MY PEOPLE NEED ME! Also, Seven Psychos is playing at 5.
#86 - beffen (10/13/2012) [-]
Well it was nice talking to you!
User avatar #87 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
...And back.
#88 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Welcome back!
User avatar #89 - HailtotheKing (10/14/2012) [-]
Anyway, find me the most strange and outrageous Doctor GIF you have.
#90 - beffen (10/14/2012) [-]
Hmm, let's see... This one with a pig is pretty strange, although it's not Doctor Who, just Tennant
User avatar #91 - HailtotheKing (10/15/2012) [-]
...Huh. Yep, that is pretty strange...
#92 - beffen (10/15/2012) [-]
There's also this one
User avatar #93 - HailtotheKing (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes but that one doesn't involve a pig ._.
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#70 - iliketomop ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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