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HailtotheKing

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Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
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#1769 - There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand di… 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1765 - It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#1761 - I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry arou…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board +1
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#1758 - Right on. I really do love the stuff that I've read from him. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1760 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
It's on my "to read" list (which is growing at an absurd rate by the way).
User avatar #1761 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry around with me filled with reminders of stuff that I have to do. 90% of it is just book titles that I have to read.
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#64 - If it helps, I absolutely agree with you and every point you made. 03/06/2014 on Rape is never funny 0
#1756 - Does it fit into the Foundation series?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1757 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
I'd say not; they're short detective stories in the classic sense, so no SF.


I do recommend giving them a try though, they read fast and are fun, and give a new perspective on what Isaac Asimov was capable of in his writing.
User avatar #1758 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
Right on. I really do love the stuff that I've read from him. I, Robot might be one of the best books ever written.
#1760 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
It's on my "to read" list (which is growing at an absurd rate by the way).
User avatar #1761 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry around with me filled with reminders of stuff that I have to do. 90% of it is just book titles that I have to read.
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#1751 - I personally LOVE the Dark Phoenix series. It cemented my inte… 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1750 - I read the first one when I was in middle school before the mo… 03/06/2014 on /books/ board +1
#1749 - Has anyone here read The Foundation series by Asimov? I've bee…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board +1
User avatar #1838 - fargthree (03/08/2014) [-]
I read one or two of them a while back. I would have kept reading but my school's library sucks ass. They were pretty good.
#1753 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
I only read his Tales of the Black Widowers (mistery/detective stories), and I like those.
That's all the reference I can give, sadly.
User avatar #1756 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
Does it fit into the Foundation series?
#1757 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
I'd say not; they're short detective stories in the classic sense, so no SF.


I do recommend giving them a try though, they read fast and are fun, and give a new perspective on what Isaac Asimov was capable of in his writing.
User avatar #1758 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
Right on. I really do love the stuff that I've read from him. I, Robot might be one of the best books ever written.
#1760 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
It's on my "to read" list (which is growing at an absurd rate by the way).
User avatar #1761 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry around with me filled with reminders of stuff that I have to do. 90% of it is just book titles that I have to read.
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
User avatar #1752 - tulimarito (03/06/2014) [-]
My brother readed them and said they ehere awesome, you should give them a try.
#423 - Admin I'm going to talk from the heart but at the same time I'… 03/06/2014 on Can I have some motivation... 0
#58 - It just feels good to make someone elses day better. 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +3
#38 - Many places have dealt with this problem and have names that d… 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +4
#36 - Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't… 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +1
#34 - She was actually really nice about the bill. We talked for a l…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... 0
User avatar #35 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
didn't get her real number? damn. But she probably cut it out of her paycheck.
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't do, which is understandable. I mean, even if I was the nicest guy on the planet giving out her number would have been a MASSIVE risk so when I asked she very politely declined.
#32 - Ah, excuse me. Fifty cents a minute.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +58
User avatar #33 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
That makes more sense, haha.
User avatar #34 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
She was actually really nice about the bill. We talked for a little over an hour but she somehow cut it nearly in half.
User avatar #35 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
didn't get her real number? damn. But she probably cut it out of her paycheck.
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't do, which is understandable. I mean, even if I was the nicest guy on the planet giving out her number would have been a MASSIVE risk so when I asked she very politely declined.
#25 - I've actually done the first one and it was really interesting…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +129
#96 - sirkanesixtytwo (03/04/2014) [-]
#57 - foaly (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm Impressed, to know that there are still good people out there.
User avatar #58 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
It just feels good to make someone elses day better.
#48 - yorker (03/04/2014) [-]
Those women have really been around.

Hope you didn't get HEARING AIDS
User avatar #37 - twofreegerbils (03/04/2014) [-]
I would like to try this.

I would not like to have an hour long call to a sex line on my phone bill.
User avatar #38 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Many places have dealt with this problem and have names that don't sounds like a sexline. Like the place I called was named "Sensual Sessions" but on the bill it was labeled as "Audio Relaxation Therapy".

Granted you still have to deal with the price but if you find a cheap one it's not so bad, plus those girls would probably appreciate it more.
User avatar #31 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
>$.50 an hour
>$20

So you talked for 40 hours?
User avatar #32 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Ah, excuse me.
Fifty cents a minute.
User avatar #33 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
That makes more sense, haha.
User avatar #34 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
She was actually really nice about the bill. We talked for a little over an hour but she somehow cut it nearly in half.
User avatar #35 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
didn't get her real number? damn. But she probably cut it out of her paycheck.
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't do, which is understandable. I mean, even if I was the nicest guy on the planet giving out her number would have been a MASSIVE risk so when I asked she very politely declined.
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#61 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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