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Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
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#81 - Hey, do you work on commission by any chance?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on PolarFroster's profile 0
User avatar #82 - PolarFroster (01/03/2013) [-]
Sort of, just kinda getting back into art recently.
Had to stop due to injury and physio
User avatar #83 - HailtotheKing (01/03/2013) [-]
Ah, well if you are up to do a few pictures let me know
#124 - What episode is that from?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Oops. 0
User avatar #128 - deadmilk (01/02/2013) [-]
not sure :(
#59 - Don't be sad, you now know something you didn't before.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on Stealing sheep 0
#60 - dritz (12/29/2012) [-]
you're right!
#57 - I wouldn't say so, he isn't running to keep up with it he is r…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Stealing sheep 0
#58 - dritz (12/29/2012) [-]
you propose a very interesting point...
User avatar #59 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2012) [-]
Don't be sad, you now know something you didn't before.
#60 - dritz (12/29/2012) [-]
you're right!
#90 - You aren't making this better.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
User avatar #92 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #91 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Who said I wanted to make it better?
#88 - "There had been an unfortunate incident where Sherlock de…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2012 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
User avatar #89 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Sherlock gave him a disgusted look. “Of course I can,” he said. He gestured at a man in a tight pair of jeans near-by. “Cross-dressing. Well, just the shoes – got a thing for the way his calves stretch in high heels.” He pointed to the man he was talking to. “Likes tying people up. Nothing too hardcore, though, just bondage so mild it's practically vanilla.”

“Oh, you're just making this up,” said Greg.

Sherlock seemed to take that as a challenge. “That guy there, he likes wearing a pilot's hat and being called 'Captain'. That one there is a bit more interesting, but no use to me. He's asexual, but hasn't realised it yet. Still thinks he just needs to give homosexuality a proper try. It's all so obvious, how can you not see it?”
User avatar #90 - HailtotheKing (12/28/2012) [-]
You aren't making this better.
User avatar #92 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #91 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Who said I wanted to make it better?
#86 - This girl reads Sherlock slash fan fiction.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2012 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
User avatar #87 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Why would I be ashamed of this, bro?
User avatar #88 - HailtotheKing (12/28/2012) [-]
"There had been an unfortunate incident where Sherlock decided it was appropriate to answer the door naked, with an equally-naked Swiss Olympic skier collapsed on the stairs behind him, very clearly mid-blowjob."
User avatar #89 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Sherlock gave him a disgusted look. “Of course I can,” he said. He gestured at a man in a tight pair of jeans near-by. “Cross-dressing. Well, just the shoes – got a thing for the way his calves stretch in high heels.” He pointed to the man he was talking to. “Likes tying people up. Nothing too hardcore, though, just bondage so mild it's practically vanilla.”

“Oh, you're just making this up,” said Greg.

Sherlock seemed to take that as a challenge. “That guy there, he likes wearing a pilot's hat and being called 'Captain'. That one there is a bit more interesting, but no use to me. He's asexual, but hasn't realised it yet. Still thinks he just needs to give homosexuality a proper try. It's all so obvious, how can you not see it?”
User avatar #90 - HailtotheKing (12/28/2012) [-]
You aren't making this better.
User avatar #92 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #91 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Who said I wanted to make it better?
#56 - So his most vulnerable area is a giant point on his face that …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Scar 0
User avatar #62 - frienderman (12/27/2012) [-]
There have been more poorly planned villains.
#58 - You know who's a pretty cool guy? PenguinsOfMars  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Zipoo 0
User avatar #62 - PenguinsOfMars (12/26/2012) [-]
Thanks man, you're a pretty cool guy too.
#98 - She gives good blow jobs but she can't jerk him off. 12/11/2012 on inflatable gf +2
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Schizophrenia -1
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#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Schizophrenia 0
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#384 - Kind of, Batman DOES have a ring that can stop Superman but, w… 11/21/2012 on Epic battle 0
#378 - Honestly that is the problem with a lot of super heroes and vi… 11/21/2012 on Epic battle 0
#190 - How it feels to chew 5 gum. 11/13/2012 on The only girl at a party +4
#35 - Yes?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2012 on Hail to the king. +1
#54 - ghirahn (11/13/2012) [-]
At first i thought you made your account just for this, but no.
You sir are awesome.
#1 - BOOM! No more comment virginity. 11/12/2012 on fiveeva's profile 0
#131 - Though, to be fair, Lucius is a pretty awesome name by itself.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on nicole +7
#144 - SnacksJr (11/11/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#13 - Faceless and Jug are always good if you need a HARD carry  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on domfiveofive's profile 0
User avatar #14 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
add me on steam Dom_09
#11 - Just some advice don't put in too much time on Sniper, he can …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2012 on domfiveofive's profile 0
User avatar #12 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
you are right - hes a pain. Thats why I only go him when the team is full of cariers.
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (10/29/2012) [-]
Faceless and Jug are always good if you need a HARD carry
User avatar #14 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
add me on steam Dom_09
#9 - 100 wins, 105 losses, playing for about 6 months, mostly suppo…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2012 on domfiveofive's profile 0
User avatar #10 - domfiveofive (10/28/2012) [-]
Ive been playing for almost 2 months now, I mainly play as carry or tank.

61 wins, I play Axe the best sometimes I play as Sniper, Nature's Prophet, Keeper of the light.. etc.
User avatar #11 - HailtotheKing (10/28/2012) [-]
Just some advice don't put in too much time on Sniper, he can shut down WAY too easy.
User avatar #12 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
you are right - hes a pain. Thats why I only go him when the team is full of cariers.
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (10/29/2012) [-]
Faceless and Jug are always good if you need a HARD carry
User avatar #14 - domfiveofive (10/29/2012) [-]
add me on steam Dom_09
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User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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User avatar #1 - MaxTheCow (10/03/2010) [-]
FIRST
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