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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Hail to the king, baby

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#76 - I've always lived under the idea that if you know more you are… 01/30/2013 on To get rid of stupid... +1
#72 - See this is something I never understood, why do people choose…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on To get rid of stupid... 0
#75 - neelix (01/30/2013) [-]
Although I agree with what you're trying to say, intelligence != knowledge and understanding.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (01/30/2013) [-]
I've always lived under the idea that if you know more you are a better all around person. You can see things from differing view points, bring more to a conversation, even change someones mind on a topic. This new generation though sees it acceptable to learn the absolute minimum then never expend.
#65 - Sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Sucky Spooning -1
#78 - metaldubstepotato (01/28/2013) [-]
sorry

pic semirelated
#37 - That's too bad, I wanted a longer story with her 01/28/2013 on How I felt before... 0
#34 - Wait, Hanako's is shorter or Emi's is shorter?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on How I felt before... 0
User avatar #36 - secondtimearound (01/28/2013) [-]
To me, Hanako's was shorter. It kinda ended when Lilly came back, so...I would like to assume that Hanako's was shorter. Emi's went on for a little while actually.
User avatar #35 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
Hanako's is shorter, and in ends earlier in time than the others.
User avatar #37 - HailtotheKing (01/28/2013) [-]
That's too bad, I wanted a longer story with her
#150 - Understandable, if you ever want to play them though you shoul… 01/27/2013 on MFW playing lilly after... 0
#143 - Me neither, VERY predictable. I have heard that she has the le… 01/27/2013 on MFW playing lilly after... 0
#141 - I like it because of a point you brought up, emotional attachm…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on MFW playing lilly after... +1
User avatar #149 - randumbgamer (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah i kinda figured that was my main problem but i just cant fathom playing for 8 hours to have that be the endings, but you're probably right.
User avatar #150 - HailtotheKing (01/27/2013) [-]
Understandable, if you ever want to play them though you should. It's the journey more then it is the destination
#3 - Comment deleted 01/18/2013 on Help a virgin +1
#302261 - Just a quick question, anyone here play DOTA 2? 01/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#48 - Hello :3 01/09/2013 on HailtotheKing's profile 0
#14 - Added  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on xxkittypowaxx's profile 0
User avatar #15 - xxkittypowaxx (01/06/2013) [-]
<3
#83 - Ah, well if you are up to do a few pictures let me know 01/03/2013 on PolarFroster's profile 0
#81 - Hey, do you work on commission by any chance?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on PolarFroster's profile 0
User avatar #82 - PolarFroster (01/03/2013) [-]
Sort of, just kinda getting back into art recently.
Had to stop due to injury and physio
User avatar #83 - HailtotheKing (01/03/2013) [-]
Ah, well if you are up to do a few pictures let me know
#124 - What episode is that from?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Oops. 0
User avatar #128 - deadmilk (01/02/2013) [-]
not sure :(
#59 - Don't be sad, you now know something you didn't before.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on Stealing sheep 0
#60 - dritz (12/29/2012) [-]
you're right!
#57 - I wouldn't say so, he isn't running to keep up with it he is r…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Stealing sheep 0
#58 - dritz (12/29/2012) [-]
you propose a very interesting point...
User avatar #59 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2012) [-]
Don't be sad, you now know something you didn't before.
#60 - dritz (12/29/2012) [-]
you're right!
#90 - You aren't making this better.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
User avatar #92 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #91 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Who said I wanted to make it better?
#88 - "There had been an unfortunate incident where Sherlock de…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2012 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
User avatar #89 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Sherlock gave him a disgusted look. “Of course I can,” he said. He gestured at a man in a tight pair of jeans near-by. “Cross-dressing. Well, just the shoes – got a thing for the way his calves stretch in high heels.” He pointed to the man he was talking to. “Likes tying people up. Nothing too hardcore, though, just bondage so mild it's practically vanilla.”

“Oh, you're just making this up,” said Greg.

Sherlock seemed to take that as a challenge. “That guy there, he likes wearing a pilot's hat and being called 'Captain'. That one there is a bit more interesting, but no use to me. He's asexual, but hasn't realised it yet. Still thinks he just needs to give homosexuality a proper try. It's all so obvious, how can you not see it?”
User avatar #90 - HailtotheKing (12/28/2012) [-]
You aren't making this better.
User avatar #92 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #91 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Who said I wanted to make it better?
#86 - This girl reads Sherlock slash fan fiction.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2012 on infernalinsolence's profile 0
User avatar #87 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Why would I be ashamed of this, bro?
User avatar #88 - HailtotheKing (12/28/2012) [-]
"There had been an unfortunate incident where Sherlock decided it was appropriate to answer the door naked, with an equally-naked Swiss Olympic skier collapsed on the stairs behind him, very clearly mid-blowjob."
User avatar #89 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Sherlock gave him a disgusted look. “Of course I can,” he said. He gestured at a man in a tight pair of jeans near-by. “Cross-dressing. Well, just the shoes – got a thing for the way his calves stretch in high heels.” He pointed to the man he was talking to. “Likes tying people up. Nothing too hardcore, though, just bondage so mild it's practically vanilla.”

“Oh, you're just making this up,” said Greg.

Sherlock seemed to take that as a challenge. “That guy there, he likes wearing a pilot's hat and being called 'Captain'. That one there is a bit more interesting, but no use to me. He's asexual, but hasn't realised it yet. Still thinks he just needs to give homosexuality a proper try. It's all so obvious, how can you not see it?”
User avatar #90 - HailtotheKing (12/28/2012) [-]
You aren't making this better.
User avatar #92 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #91 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
Who said I wanted to make it better?
#56 - So his most vulnerable area is a giant point on his face that …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Scar 0
User avatar #62 - frienderman (12/27/2012) [-]
There have been more poorly planned villains.
#58 - You know who's a pretty cool guy? PenguinsOfMars  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Zipoo 0
User avatar #62 - PenguinsOfMars (12/26/2012) [-]
Thanks man, you're a pretty cool guy too.
#98 - She gives good blow jobs but she can't jerk him off. 12/11/2012 on inflatable gf +2
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Schizophrenia -1
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#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
#21 to #19 - purrlikeawalrus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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