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HailtotheKing

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9354
Highest Content Rank:#7390
Highest Comment Rank:#1142
Content Thumbs: 76 total,  92 ,  16
Comment Thumbs: 3822 total,  3972 ,  150
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 3 Content: New Here → Level 4 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:12
Content Views:8870
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:756
FJ Points:3179
Hail to the king, baby

latest user's comments

#18 - I think I might just abandon this one and start a new. This st…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on The dumbest person I ever met 0
User avatar #23 - krasnogvardiech (03/11/2014) [-]
NO DON'T PLEASE KEEP GOING
User avatar #19 - tripscausedthis (03/11/2014) [-]
some people hate it, but green text that shit. its easier to emphasize something that would normally be said when it is on an individual line. my stories wouldn't have had the same punch they did without using that format.
User avatar #20 - HailtotheKing (03/11/2014) [-]
I like my own but that's just because I write like I talk. Basically whenever I write a story I say it out loud to myself then just write it down.
User avatar #21 - tripscausedthis (03/11/2014) [-]
yeah I'm a story teller in person but text doesn't always convey that
#13 - Is this one good enough to keep going?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2014 on The dumbest person I ever met +3
User avatar #28 - ahugefan (03/11/2014) [-]
Keep it going bro (just maybe next time have it pretyped) but so far, i'm a huge fan, I'm waiting for the rest and im sure quite a few others are as well
User avatar #14 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, just do it. Ignore complains except for constructive criticism. You could pretype it for example, like tripscausedthis or sibrentcoe.
User avatar #24 - perform (03/11/2014) [-]
brentcoe is the stuff of legends okay.
User avatar #15 - tripscausedthis (03/11/2014) [-]
id read the shit outa this.
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Good Questions 0
#10 - shallowandpedantic (03/10/2014) [-]
**shallowandpedantic rolled a random image posted in comment #844632 at Friendly **
#8 - If people like it I'll keep going. If not I guess I'll just ab… 03/10/2014 on The dumbest person I ever met +1
#7 - You know, writing this I kind of realize that it doesn't sound… 03/10/2014 on The dumbest person I ever met 0
#4 - You know how you just kind of assume that all people have comm…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2014 on The dumbest person I ever met +19
User avatar #12 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Stick this comment, please ;)
User avatar #13 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Is this one good enough to keep going?
User avatar #28 - ahugefan (03/11/2014) [-]
Keep it going bro (just maybe next time have it pretyped) but so far, i'm a huge fan, I'm waiting for the rest and im sure quite a few others are as well
User avatar #14 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, just do it. Ignore complains except for constructive criticism. You could pretype it for example, like tripscausedthis or sibrentcoe.
User avatar #24 - perform (03/11/2014) [-]
brentcoe is the stuff of legends okay.
User avatar #15 - tripscausedthis (03/11/2014) [-]
id read the shit outa this.
#3 - Please do let me finish before you call me names. The…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on The dumbest person I ever met +7
User avatar #27 - psykobear (03/11/2014) [-]
Fuck him, keep doing what you're doing.
#38 - Actually I gave him permission to post this. He took the time …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +2
User avatar #39 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
He got them, don't worry. But you're the source, so you do so, too.
User avatar #40 - wulphshadowtail (03/10/2014) [-]
That he does. Now, if you can bare with me and this stupid question; how do I sticky a comment?
#41 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Make a new comment with the link. There will be the option to stick that one. You could stick mine, but that wouldn't be appropriate.

You can't stick replies! ... I think.
#36 - Well you guys liked my first one. Have another. 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +1
#35 - Here you go!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +2
User avatar #37 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
wulphshadowtail, sticky this. honor him.
User avatar #38 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Actually I gave him permission to post this. He took the time to cut the text out and make it look pretty good overall so he deserves some thumbs.
User avatar #39 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
He got them, don't worry. But you're the source, so you do so, too.
User avatar #40 - wulphshadowtail (03/10/2014) [-]
That he does. Now, if you can bare with me and this stupid question; how do I sticky a comment?
#41 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Make a new comment with the link. There will be the option to stick that one. You could stick mine, but that wouldn't be appropriate.

You can't stick replies! ... I think.
#33 - Thank you for asking! That was split into two parts,… 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +1
#31 - Comment deleted 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus 0
#28 - Actually I'm already writing another. It's about the…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus 0
User avatar #30 - xgreenmaidenx (03/10/2014) [-]
And, you don't need to answer this if you don't want to, but how did you find a something about rasicism in the hunger games? ( i'm thinking of your comment in the content ofc )
User avatar #33 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for asking!

That was split into two parts, once about the events of the book and another around the movie and how people reacted when they realized Rue was black. (for those of you who haven't read the book they say she was dark skinned but never really bring it up again.)

What I said for the first point was that there is no real racism in the Hunger Games because they are all in a crisis situation. They all work together in the districts, showing that if we all have a common goal then stupid things like race differential don't matter.

The second one was where I actually brought a little bit of comedy into it. If you didn't read about it, some very stupid fans were angry because Rue was played by a black girl, you know, BECAUSE HER CHARACTER IS BLACK. So I talked about how they jumped on Twitter and bitched about it because they felt that it ruined the movie for them just because she was black.

Fun paper overall, even writing her parts.
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#13 - Hello. 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +9
#220 - Currently I am taking another ADD medication, Vyvanse, regular… 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - You know, people mistook a lot of what I was making fun of her…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +2
User avatar #32 - chimpaflimp (03/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, this site is on a permanent menopause. They'll argue whenever they get the fucking chance.
#11 - Hey, that's me! I'm actually really glad that people liked my …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Gothopotimus +21
#34 - huffe (03/10/2014) [-]
DOITNAO
#29 - unitlogistfaction (03/10/2014) [-]
There's more?! I would love to hear them.
#27 - xgreenmaidenx (03/10/2014) [-]
Write more.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Actually I'm already writing another.

It's about the stupidest person I ever met.
User avatar #30 - xgreenmaidenx (03/10/2014) [-]
And, you don't need to answer this if you don't want to, but how did you find a something about rasicism in the hunger games? ( i'm thinking of your comment in the content ofc )
User avatar #33 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for asking!

That was split into two parts, once about the events of the book and another around the movie and how people reacted when they realized Rue was black. (for those of you who haven't read the book they say she was dark skinned but never really bring it up again.)

What I said for the first point was that there is no real racism in the Hunger Games because they are all in a crisis situation. They all work together in the districts, showing that if we all have a common goal then stupid things like race differential don't matter.

The second one was where I actually brought a little bit of comedy into it. If you didn't read about it, some very stupid fans were angry because Rue was played by a black girl, you know, BECAUSE HER CHARACTER IS BLACK. So I talked about how they jumped on Twitter and bitched about it because they felt that it ruined the movie for them just because she was black.

Fun paper overall, even writing her parts.
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User avatar #24 - joekerr (03/10/2014) [-]
Do it!
#19 - Absolute Madman (03/10/2014) [-]
aww yeah!

Please do <3
#18 - mrswagly (03/10/2014) [-]
#17 - SteyrAUG (03/10/2014) [-]
Yes. Please write more.

Sacrifice not part of the metaphor
#15 - hazelnutqt (03/10/2014) [-]
Would be kindly appreciated.



.....




Who am I kidding, write more stories or I will do unspeakable things in an effort to relieve the dreadful boredom I'm feeling.
#203 - Alright, I get that. Maybe it could alter your mind if you don…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #206 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
Your second point definitely does stand, depending on how many pills the guy received, since it doesnt say. But $20 for a pill is stupid, unless they were tricked by the dealer or scammed by one of their "friends"
#190 - Who goes to a party and takes Adderal? I know it's considered …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #217 - midgetnigger (03/10/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that Brucekillah is wrong by any means, but as a Uni student I think I can explain it a bit better.
You see, Adderall is just a combination of different forms of amphetamine. It's considered a psychostimulant and is a Schedule 2 drug (as classified by the U.S.). It is used by many college students for it's ability to help them concentrate and focus while studying, but more often than not it is used to enable them party longer, or better withstand the effects of alcohol. I go to the local university and just recently began taking adderall, purely for studying, not at all for partying. I do not have a history of ADD or ADHD, but I can assure you that that shit works wonders. The first time I took it I was running on very little sleep from the night before and I had a test in about 2 hours. I got a hold of one from my roommate and took it. It was 30mg instant release pill (I'm a big dude at 6'7" and 220lbs, didn't figure it'd effect me as much). I didn't feel anything from it for about 45 minutes and simply attributed this lack of effects to my size and metabolism. Minute 46 hit and holy shit. Not only did it allow me to focus and get shit done, but I took my test that afternoon without a single hint of nervousness or anxiety. It generally made me feel fucking great. Just sitting in my chair at my desk a certain way blew my mind. I'm not gonna lie, it made me more pleasant and just a bit more talkative as well. I genuinely felt motivated to do things, and I got quite a bit done that night (although it was hard to convince myself to move at times just because different things like sitting a certain can make you feel great). So far, the only two down sides I can see are that 1It makes sleep damn near impossible, and 2After taking it for a few days in a row and then quiting, it can give you a decent headache. So far I haven't encountered one that a few advil couldn't handle though. Anyway, those are my thoughts on adderall. Hope it helped!
User avatar #220 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Currently I am taking another ADD medication, Vyvanse, regularly and it is exactly like what you described. It is motivation in pill form but to me that doesn't sound like fun, that sounds like something I would take if I have a busy day and needed to fulfill deadlines. But I don't know what it's like if I took it WITHOUT having ADD, I only have the perspective of someone taking it as normal medication. Who knows, it could be like heroine and LSD's love child but I can never and will never know.
User avatar #218 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
cool, someone who knows some shit
User avatar #195 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
it has differing effects if you do or dont have ADHD. When i was on it i walked around my elementary school like a zombie, but ive seen some of my friends from high school go buck wild on that shit
User avatar #203 - HailtotheKing (03/10/2014) [-]
Alright, I get that. Maybe it could alter your mind if you don't actually have the condition, I wouldn't know. But my second point still stands which really makes me think that person who wrote this has never actually been to a party before.
User avatar #206 - brucekillah (03/10/2014) [-]
Your second point definitely does stand, depending on how many pills the guy received, since it doesnt say. But $20 for a pill is stupid, unless they were tricked by the dealer or scammed by one of their "friends"
#23 - Time is a cruel mistress. 03/09/2014 on #susanalbumparty 0
#178 - Always happy to have another, though. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis 0
#63 - What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with big… 03/09/2014 on HailtotheKing's profile 0
#175 - A lot of people seem to. I have plenty of them if yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +1
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
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#164 - Once again, you awesome people make my day better.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +5
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
#161 - I can't quite tell if this is sarcastic.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis 0
User avatar #162 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
no it was funnah sarcastic? no I am a bro

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User avatar #73 - gugek (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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