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rumor was that he was doing drugs but no it has to be something stupid
Although if he was okay with it, I guess I can't be mad
From the information I can find, that's just a rumour based on something Steve jokingly said.
The hair thing? Seems like it was confirmed by him actually.
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From what I've seen it's not terribly hard to kill yourself with caffeine. This stuff is The Black Blood of the Earth, it is coffee that had been boiled down to "just the good stuff". Smells great, tastes amazing, has no acidity or anything like that and is supose to be the best coffee ever made. There is only one problem: to get that level of flavor you need to basically boil down 40 cups of coffee for each 8 ounces you want to drink. A friend of mine was gifted four bottles of it for Christmas one year and had us all taste it to show how amazing it was.
Now one bottle of this stuff can make you very sick, two bottles can kill a 200 pound man, three bottles can kill anyone, and four will make God himself drop like a bag of hammers. I was over at this guys house when he had a party and some jackass decided he wanted to be the center of attention, he grabbed one of these unopened bottles, cracked the top, downed the whole thing, and smashed it on the floor. Everyone just awkwardly laughed and when I looked over to the host he just seemed unphased. Then I found out why. A few minutes later I saw the guy who downed the bottle on his hands and knees, shaking, and vomiting up the blacked coffee you will ever see. he was in the hospital for the next week just to make sure he didn't die of caffeine overdose.
Don't fuck with caffeine. It does not like you and it will kill you if given the chance.
The median lethal dose (LD50) given orally is 192 milligrams per kilogram in rats. The LD50 of caffeine in humans is dependent on individual sensitivity, but is estimated to be about 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass or roughly 80 to 100 cups of coffee for an average adult.
Eh, considering he consumed that amount over five days, he's probably not pepsi . . . but he's probably pretty messed up.
To be fair, that dude was also a modern day Ozzy Ozborne. Every drug that you could think of, and several you can't even imagine, passed through his system. I once saw him take a half dozen painkillers during class and wash it down with a water bottle filled with Jack Daniels. Caffeine was the least of this mans problems.
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