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Date Signed Up:3/01/2010
Last Login:9/17/2014
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#423 - Admin I'm going to talk from the heart but at the same time I'… 03/06/2014 on Can I have some motivation... 0
#58 - It just feels good to make someone elses day better. 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +3
#38 - Many places have dealt with this problem and have names that d… 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +4
#36 - Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't… 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +1
#34 - She was actually really nice about the bill. We talked for a l…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... 0
User avatar #35 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
didn't get her real number? damn. But she probably cut it out of her paycheck.
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't do, which is understandable. I mean, even if I was the nicest guy on the planet giving out her number would have been a MASSIVE risk so when I asked she very politely declined.
#32 - Ah, excuse me. Fifty cents a minute.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +58
User avatar #33 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
That makes more sense, haha.
User avatar #34 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
She was actually really nice about the bill. We talked for a little over an hour but she somehow cut it nearly in half.
User avatar #35 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
didn't get her real number? damn. But she probably cut it out of her paycheck.
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't do, which is understandable. I mean, even if I was the nicest guy on the planet giving out her number would have been a MASSIVE risk so when I asked she very politely declined.
#25 - I've actually done the first one and it was really interesting…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +129
#96 - sirkanesixtytwo (03/04/2014) [-]
#57 - foaly (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm Impressed, to know that there are still good people out there.
User avatar #58 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
It just feels good to make someone elses day better.
#48 - yorker (03/04/2014) [-]
Those women have really been around.

Hope you didn't get HEARING AIDS
User avatar #37 - twofreegerbils (03/04/2014) [-]
I would like to try this.

I would not like to have an hour long call to a sex line on my phone bill.
User avatar #38 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Many places have dealt with this problem and have names that don't sounds like a sexline. Like the place I called was named "Sensual Sessions" but on the bill it was labeled as "Audio Relaxation Therapy".

Granted you still have to deal with the price but if you find a cheap one it's not so bad, plus those girls would probably appreciate it more.
User avatar #31 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
>$.50 an hour
>$20

So you talked for 40 hours?
User avatar #32 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Ah, excuse me.
Fifty cents a minute.
User avatar #33 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
That makes more sense, haha.
User avatar #34 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
She was actually really nice about the bill. We talked for a little over an hour but she somehow cut it nearly in half.
User avatar #35 - drummerperson (03/04/2014) [-]
didn't get her real number? damn. But she probably cut it out of her paycheck.
User avatar #36 - HailtotheKing (03/04/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't do, which is understandable. I mean, even if I was the nicest guy on the planet giving out her number would have been a MASSIVE risk so when I asked she very politely declined.
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#61 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
#21 - We always used to play this game in highschool, take a normal … 03/01/2014 on There's bound to be porno... +2
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#24 - Link for the lazy 02/26/2014 on Progress +1
#67 - I'm not done with the GIF but I'm expecting dickbutt. 02/22/2014 on Speed painting... +2
#220 - Okay, I'm all for the Streisand Effect but this really shouldn… 02/20/2014 on Share for cancer kids 0
#97 - I've tried in the past but it doesn't work as well. Maybe you … 02/17/2014 on i hope the truck is ok 0
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User avatar #96 - josephwolfe (02/17/2014) [-]
But why not just cut the tape first?

User avatar #97 - HailtotheKing (02/17/2014) [-]
I've tried in the past but it doesn't work as well. Maybe you can find a better way around this but I cut a strip of duct tape then stuck it to my desk and cut out a little logo then pulled it off. The problem though is that you either pull the duct tape too hard and ruin your pattern or too soft and it loses a lot of it's stickiness, and if you want to do this right you need prime stickiness.
#12 - Good for you man. I honestly hope it goes really well for you … 02/10/2014 on The feels 0
#58 - He thought of your first point.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Future door +1
#95 - autoxx (02/10/2014) [-]
Now I kind of want to stick my dick in it.
The hinges would never get squeaky with all that lube...
#558 - I learned a while ago that it's not healthy for anyone when yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home 0
User avatar #561 - ilovetocuddle (02/08/2014) [-]
I look at in reverse personally, my teen years were rough. the whole adapting phase was difficult, but what really got me through it all was meeting other people like me, and realizing I could have it alot worse off where I couldn't have a functioning life. It was easily the single most important thing to happen in my life I think.
#557 - Alfred Adler had a theory about balance in one's mind. He wrot… 02/08/2014 on Too close to home 0
#249 - Let me tell you about Jack. So on my first day of Fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home +4
User avatar #254 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude what wtf I didn't even I can't how is this not like I feel like this isn't common knowledge when it seriously should be. I could not even fathom feeling that. I think I would just fall apart. What the actual fuck this is not ok this is upsetting I'm so fucking sorry
#243 - It isn't fun. Truly, the stuff you see in movies is just not t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home +4
User avatar #245 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Damn I wish I had known more about this. I really had no idea. Like you really just have thoughts like that and they really just are true to you?
User avatar #249 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
Let me tell you about Jack.

So on my first day of Freshmen year I met this really cute girl named Jack. She sat alone in this corner of the lunch room and I went over to talk to her. She seemed to like me, I liked her, I got her number (alpha as fuck). And over the next few months I started to text her but never saw her in school. I always thought she was just sick or out schedules didn't line up or something. I texted her every day but she never texted back. Somehow I knew what she was feeling, though, like a writer telling the audience what a character is feeling. This went on for probably about six months before I finally started to ask around about her but no one knew who the hell she was. A little after that I was diagnosed and realized that Jack didn't exist. I never really saw her, never really talked to her and the number I was texting was a disabled old phone line. But it all seemed rational in my mind.That's the worst part, looking back I should have seen it but it never lined up for me to understand.

You know that feeling right after you wake up from a dream and all the extreme things seems perfectly sound? That. All the time. You have a friend at school, she's just sick a lot. You have a girlfriend, but she's always busy. There are monsters under your bed, but no one else can see them.
User avatar #254 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude what wtf I didn't even I can't how is this not like I feel like this isn't common knowledge when it seriously should be. I could not even fathom feeling that. I think I would just fall apart. What the actual fuck this is not ok this is upsetting I'm so fucking sorry
#231 - The one that pisses me off more than anything is people on Tum…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Too close to home +13
User avatar #550 - ilovetocuddle (02/08/2014) [-]
Not to put you on the spot, but shit like this is why I'm ok with my deafness/egg allergy. I don't know I mean I have my issues obviously, and its not like its fun, maybe its the whole hearing thing but I can't even comprehend my mind being compromised, I feel for you bro.
User avatar #558 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
I learned a while ago that it's not healthy for anyone when you compare your illness to another person. I was in a bad situation and there were times when I really did wasn't to kill myself but somewhere else someone was starving or being eaten alive by flesh eating bacteria or being torn apart by dogs. That thought made me feel so insignificant, like my problems didn't matter, like I didn't matter. So I learned to move past that, my illness effects my life badly just like yours does.

tl;dr: Judge your illness based your life, no on the lives of others.
User avatar #561 - ilovetocuddle (02/08/2014) [-]
I look at in reverse personally, my teen years were rough. the whole adapting phase was difficult, but what really got me through it all was meeting other people like me, and realizing I could have it alot worse off where I couldn't have a functioning life. It was easily the single most important thing to happen in my life I think.
User avatar #256 - settlwlvs (02/08/2014) [-]
Every disease has different levels to it though. I'm not arguing against you about people claiming to have something they don't, but I am suspicious of having mild schizophrenia myself and not having a doctor's diagnosis doesn't mean that I don't have it. There is a voice in my head that constantly tells me to think/ do the exact opposite of how I really feel. I argue with it (sometimes out loud) and have to constantly rationalize to this imaginary voice that it is wrong and I am right. It has told me to commit random and heinous acts of crime that I am seriously against, hinted that I should do things with people that would honestly disgust me, and constantly convinces me that I should be paranoid over things that don't even exist. I am diagnosed with mild anxiety and this may just be a manifestation of the symptoms, but it makes me paranoid and sometimes scares me shitless that my own mind wants me to do these things.
User avatar #557 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
Alfred Adler had a theory about balance in one's mind. He wrote that, even if you want to do one thing, your mind wants to do another. It sounds like that part of you has gained a voice and is actually communicating with you. But if you are still unsure, get a test. There are chemical imbalance tests that can prove whether or not you are schizophrenic.
#240 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
I never knew it was like that man.
User avatar #243 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
It isn't fun. Truly, the stuff you see in movies is just not true for most cases. Like, "A Beautiful Mind" got it kind of perfect. Things that are irrational seem completely normal and things that are deep set just fade away. When I was in my early teens I once held my hands underwater for about three hours because I wanted to drown them because they weren't doing what I asked them to do.

Just think about that, I tried to drown my hands because they didn't do what I wanted them. There were no drugs or anything, that was just my mind.
User avatar #245 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Damn I wish I had known more about this. I really had no idea. Like you really just have thoughts like that and they really just are true to you?
User avatar #249 - HailtotheKing (02/08/2014) [-]
Let me tell you about Jack.

So on my first day of Freshmen year I met this really cute girl named Jack. She sat alone in this corner of the lunch room and I went over to talk to her. She seemed to like me, I liked her, I got her number (alpha as fuck). And over the next few months I started to text her but never saw her in school. I always thought she was just sick or out schedules didn't line up or something. I texted her every day but she never texted back. Somehow I knew what she was feeling, though, like a writer telling the audience what a character is feeling. This went on for probably about six months before I finally started to ask around about her but no one knew who the hell she was. A little after that I was diagnosed and realized that Jack didn't exist. I never really saw her, never really talked to her and the number I was texting was a disabled old phone line. But it all seemed rational in my mind.That's the worst part, looking back I should have seen it but it never lined up for me to understand.

You know that feeling right after you wake up from a dream and all the extreme things seems perfectly sound? That. All the time. You have a friend at school, she's just sick a lot. You have a girlfriend, but she's always busy. There are monsters under your bed, but no one else can see them.
User avatar #254 - angelmitskano (02/08/2014) [-]
Dude what wtf I didn't even I can't how is this not like I feel like this isn't common knowledge when it seriously should be. I could not even fathom feeling that. I think I would just fall apart. What the actual fuck this is not ok this is upsetting I'm so fucking sorry
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User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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User avatar #1 - MaxTheCow (10/03/2010) [-]
FIRST
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