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#120836 - On top of that it's not a stable income. You might make $3,000… 03/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#120835 - Ha, this happened to me a while ago but with GTA 4. I just dis…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#120847 - harleycurnow (03/08/2014) [-]
Managed to coax him into buying him a nice car and he hasnt looked back.
User avatar #120849 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
It's kind of bad to say but if you can distract your kid from what he really wants then he completely forgets about it.
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on #susanalbumparty 0
User avatar #12 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
good.
#7 - I love that reaction from people whenever I post this. Clearly…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on #susanalbumparty +1
User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
actually i thumbed you down for not knowing how to fucking tyoe "breasted" but yeah
#11 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
good.
#4 - Black big bested beauties or British bus buyouts?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on #susanalbumparty +3
User avatar #22 - hashtronaut (03/09/2014) [-]
curiosity finally got the best of me...

this is getting stickied.
User avatar #23 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Time is a cruel mistress.
User avatar #6 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
fuck it, i had a good night. have a green anyway
User avatar #5 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
im sorry but no
User avatar #7 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
I love that reaction from people whenever I post this. Clearly you think it's porn but maybe it could be something else. Maybe it could just be a site advertising British double buses.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T CLICK
User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
actually i thumbed you down for not knowing how to fucking tyoe "breasted" but yeah
#11 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
good.
#1826 - That's the problem I ran into. It just gave me results for thi… 03/08/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1823 - Well here's the thing. Jonah Hex has no superpowers. At all. P… 03/07/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1819 - In that case I would make it awkward and sloppy in a way. If y… 03/07/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1817 - I know the Goon movie is in the works so I won't say that. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1821 - Womens Study Major (03/07/2014) [-]
Is that jonah hex movie really that bad?
User avatar #1823 - HailtotheKing (03/07/2014) [-]
Well here's the thing. Jonah Hex has no superpowers. At all. Period.
That's what makes him so cool. He's better than every enemy in at least one way. He could be smarter or faster or more creative or anything like that but at the end of the day he's just a guy with a gun. He has taken down empires, blown up entire towns, even killed Superman just by being who he is.

BUT THEN THE MOVIE CAME ALONG AND GAVE HIM THE FUCKING POWER TO BRING BACK THE DEAD. Like, seriously? They took away the most interesting thing about the character. It would be like it they gave Batman the power of telekinesis or made it so Lex Luthor has super speed. They undermined an amazing character just for the box office.
#1814 - HA! I love the Goon but no one seems to talk about him much. 03/07/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1813 - Alright /books/ I have a request for you. I want stories about…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #1850 - oborawatabinost (03/09/2014) [-]
Life of Pi fits that description, for the most part. It's a pretty great book, in my opinion.
User avatar #1835 - charac (03/08/2014) [-]
"Knights of Forty islands" by Sergei Lukyanenko could be interesting to you.
User avatar #1825 - KayRed (03/08/2014) [-]
Your best bet might be to just google "Stranded on a planet sci fi novel" (if you already haven't), but I would imagine that most sci fi versions of that genre would end up like Pitch Black (A Vin Diesel movie).
User avatar #1826 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
That's the problem I ran into. It just gave me results for things I already knew about.
#147 - OH NO WHAT DID I DO 03/07/2014 on more than 40 million.... +2
#1769 - There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand di… 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1765 - It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#1761 - I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry arou…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board +1
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#1758 - Right on. I really do love the stuff that I've read from him. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1760 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
It's on my "to read" list (which is growing at an absurd rate by the way).
User avatar #1761 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry around with me filled with reminders of stuff that I have to do. 90% of it is just book titles that I have to read.
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#64 - If it helps, I absolutely agree with you and every point you made. 03/06/2014 on Rape is never funny 0
#1756 - Does it fit into the Foundation series?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1757 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
I'd say not; they're short detective stories in the classic sense, so no SF.


I do recommend giving them a try though, they read fast and are fun, and give a new perspective on what Isaac Asimov was capable of in his writing.
User avatar #1758 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
Right on. I really do love the stuff that I've read from him. I, Robot might be one of the best books ever written.
#1760 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
It's on my "to read" list (which is growing at an absurd rate by the way).
User avatar #1761 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry around with me filled with reminders of stuff that I have to do. 90% of it is just book titles that I have to read.
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
#1751 - I personally LOVE the Dark Phoenix series. It cemented my inte… 03/06/2014 on /books/ board 0
#1750 - I read the first one when I was in middle school before the mo… 03/06/2014 on /books/ board +1
#1749 - Has anyone here read The Foundation series by Asimov? I've bee…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/06/2014 on /books/ board +1
User avatar #1838 - fargthree (03/08/2014) [-]
I read one or two of them a while back. I would have kept reading but my school's library sucks ass. They were pretty good.
#1753 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
I only read his Tales of the Black Widowers (mistery/detective stories), and I like those.
That's all the reference I can give, sadly.
User avatar #1756 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
Does it fit into the Foundation series?
#1757 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
I'd say not; they're short detective stories in the classic sense, so no SF.


I do recommend giving them a try though, they read fast and are fun, and give a new perspective on what Isaac Asimov was capable of in his writing.
User avatar #1758 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
Right on. I really do love the stuff that I've read from him. I, Robot might be one of the best books ever written.
#1760 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
It's on my "to read" list (which is growing at an absurd rate by the way).
User avatar #1761 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
I know the feeling. I have a little notebook that I carry around with me filled with reminders of stuff that I have to do. 90% of it is just book titles that I have to read.
#1763 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
tfw you'll never live long enough to read all the books you want to.
User avatar #1765 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not about that to me. It's just about being able to enjoy what I can in the time given since there will always, ALWAYS, be more stuff for me to do.
#1768 - ganondork (03/06/2014) [-]
And that's the right mindset to go about it too.

I, on the other hand, always have the nagging feeling that I'm missing out on other things by doing something else. It's a problem, really.
User avatar #1769 - HailtotheKing (03/06/2014) [-]
There's this old quote that's been attributed to a thousand different people in a thousand different times.
"When something is inevitable you only tire yourself fighting it." And that's what changed my viewpoint on a lot of things. I can't see every movie, I can't hear every song, I can't read every book. So why bother with it? Why have a goal that's unattainable?
User avatar #1752 - tulimarito (03/06/2014) [-]
My brother readed them and said they ehere awesome, you should give them a try.
#423 - Admin I'm going to talk from the heart but at the same time I'… 03/06/2014 on Can I have some motivation... 0
#58 - It just feels good to make someone elses day better. 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +3
#38 - Many places have dealt with this problem and have names that d… 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +4
#36 - Unfortunately not. I guess that was the one thing she wouldn't… 03/04/2014 on i cant tell you what the... +1
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User avatar #73 - gugek ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Good afternoon, have a great rest of your day friend!
#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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