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#56 - Steven came into my school at the beginning of my second year …  [+] (11 replies) 12/29/2014 on New Kid +27
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#61 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2014) [-]
One day in Spanish class we have a sub. This old, fat, southern, dick who was clearly burnt out on life and needed some job to keep his lights running. He was well known around the school for being a dick and in this case it was no different. Class started as it usually did, someone called Steven a fag and threw a pencil at him. I tried to calm him down but I never could do much when there was an audience of kids around him that would laugh every time another insult was thrown out. Anticipating a problem, Steven immediately asks to go to the nurse but I'm guessing our teacher did not inform the sub of this arrangement so Steven has to sit back down.

You all know what it's like with a sub, no work is done and no information it taught. But with sub in particular he almost actively tried to not keep the class in line. He would take these ten minute long breaks to just do nothing and read the information he should be teaching, let people out early, let kids leave without passes (except Steven), ect. This meant that all the kids who bullied Steven now had a free reign and he could no longer leave. They called him every name you could imagine, whipped pens at him, at one point they even took those flexible paper text books and thew it right at the back of his head. The sub even laughed when that happened.

So again Steven asks if he can leave and the sub again says no. He stands up and, in a tone that can only be called patronizing, says "If you aren't bleeding you aren't leaving my classroom." Steven sits down again. Steven is quiet. Steven looks like he is about to cry. He looks defeated. He looks like a rat that you pulled out from a hole and stepped on then made it dance around for your amusement. And yet, he is not out of the game. Steven takes one of the plastic pens that someone threw at him and picks it up. Quietly, and with no one looking but me, he snaps it in half so there is a jagged point on both ends.
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#64 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2014) [-]
Now everyone reading this, I want you to do something. Take your left hand and extend your thumb out so the webbing between your thumb and index finger is tight. Hold it like this until the end of the story.

I see Steven holding what is essentially two weapons to stab people and I start to put two and two together. In my head, Steven is about to stand up and stab one of these kids in the eye so I try to talk him down. I tell him that these guys are just dicks, I say that all of them will be nothing after high school, the same stuff that you tell you a teenage girl when someone is bullying her. But this is not his plan. He looks at me with this expression that I honestly can not describe. It's this look that says "Don't worry, I've got this all figured out" He was smiling and, with no hesitation at all, takes half that pen, opens his hand in the way I described earlier, and stabs the webbing between his thumb and index finger. Then he raises it just high enough to everyone in the room can see.

His hand is dripping blood. It has trailed down his arm and is now saturating the Walmart tee he has on. Everyone is quiet. The sub has gone ghost white with a combination of fear, regret, and every other negative emotion that crosses ones mind when he sees a kid stab himself. Then, just to break the silence and show what a fucking man he is Steven says seven words.

"Can I go to the nurse now?"

The sub just pointed at the door and Steven swaggered out of there like he didn't have a care in the world.

Steven transferred school a week later. At his new school someone stuck gum in the back of his hair. Steven took an Exacto knife and literally cut a chunk out of his skin to get the gum out then placed the bloody hunk of meat and hair in front of the guy who did it. Unfortunately I haven't heard much of him past that.
#79 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
u overhyped the ending
TL; (shouldn't have) R
#75 - darkangeloffire (12/29/2014) [-]
I was expecting it to end with Steven going on a rampage but mutilating himself to fuck with people is just one way to say "I do not give a fuck."

10/10 would be friends with
#73 - GoReMoTe (12/29/2014) [-]
Giver of Least Fucks Award went to Steven that year
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#72 - thegreenrecon (12/29/2014) [-]
damn steven just couldnt give less of a fuck could he o.O
#69 - iamkagji (12/29/2014) [-]
#68 - jdnone (12/29/2014) [-]
Jesus
#65 - helldog (12/29/2014) [-]
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#59 - hugejuggernaut (12/29/2014) [-]
Dude. Type faster, the anticipation is killing me.
#54 - Oh ****, this reminds of someone from high school: Steven, the…  [+] (14 replies) 12/29/2014 on New Kid +32
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#96 - comfguyy (12/29/2014) [-]
life stories are always interesting to read
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#56 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2014) [-]
Steven came into my school at the beginning of my second year and by that time I already had a posse of nerdy friends. If we ever saw someone just sitting alone at lunch we could come over, sit down next to them, and talk for the entire period. After that we would tell them they could hang out with us if they wanted and they were welcomes with the group. This was how we met Steven, he was sitting alone at a table and we introduced ourselves. By the end of that hour me and him were already friends and as it turns out we had a few classes together.

As it turns out, not everyone was as accepting of different people as we were so Steven ran into some bullies. Usually he would just ignore them and move along but one class that I had with him was terrible. Spanish 1, a class populated only by jocks who needed a foreign language credit. This place was just awful, people would shout stuff at him, call him named, throw stuff at him, and the teacher really couldn't do much about it. Whenever it got to be too much, thought, Steven would ask to go to the nurse and the teacher would let him leave without much hassle. As a "bully-stopper" I sat next to him when I could and tried to talk him through it yet almost every class ended with Steven going to the "nurse" and a few of the kids getting detention. At the end of the day Steven felt like shit and these dicks would win.

Little did I know that all those jeers, all that name calling, all those thrown pieces of paper and all the other shit that happened to Steven was just adding fuel to the fire. It was poking the sleeping bear. Tugging on Superman's caps. Feeding the monster that lived inside these hundred pound nerd.
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#61 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2014) [-]
One day in Spanish class we have a sub. This old, fat, southern, dick who was clearly burnt out on life and needed some job to keep his lights running. He was well known around the school for being a dick and in this case it was no different. Class started as it usually did, someone called Steven a fag and threw a pencil at him. I tried to calm him down but I never could do much when there was an audience of kids around him that would laugh every time another insult was thrown out. Anticipating a problem, Steven immediately asks to go to the nurse but I'm guessing our teacher did not inform the sub of this arrangement so Steven has to sit back down.

You all know what it's like with a sub, no work is done and no information it taught. But with sub in particular he almost actively tried to not keep the class in line. He would take these ten minute long breaks to just do nothing and read the information he should be teaching, let people out early, let kids leave without passes (except Steven), ect. This meant that all the kids who bullied Steven now had a free reign and he could no longer leave. They called him every name you could imagine, whipped pens at him, at one point they even took those flexible paper text books and thew it right at the back of his head. The sub even laughed when that happened.

So again Steven asks if he can leave and the sub again says no. He stands up and, in a tone that can only be called patronizing, says "If you aren't bleeding you aren't leaving my classroom." Steven sits down again. Steven is quiet. Steven looks like he is about to cry. He looks defeated. He looks like a rat that you pulled out from a hole and stepped on then made it dance around for your amusement. And yet, he is not out of the game. Steven takes one of the plastic pens that someone threw at him and picks it up. Quietly, and with no one looking but me, he snaps it in half so there is a jagged point on both ends.
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#64 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2014) [-]
Now everyone reading this, I want you to do something. Take your left hand and extend your thumb out so the webbing between your thumb and index finger is tight. Hold it like this until the end of the story.

I see Steven holding what is essentially two weapons to stab people and I start to put two and two together. In my head, Steven is about to stand up and stab one of these kids in the eye so I try to talk him down. I tell him that these guys are just dicks, I say that all of them will be nothing after high school, the same stuff that you tell you a teenage girl when someone is bullying her. But this is not his plan. He looks at me with this expression that I honestly can not describe. It's this look that says "Don't worry, I've got this all figured out" He was smiling and, with no hesitation at all, takes half that pen, opens his hand in the way I described earlier, and stabs the webbing between his thumb and index finger. Then he raises it just high enough to everyone in the room can see.

His hand is dripping blood. It has trailed down his arm and is now saturating the Walmart tee he has on. Everyone is quiet. The sub has gone ghost white with a combination of fear, regret, and every other negative emotion that crosses ones mind when he sees a kid stab himself. Then, just to break the silence and show what a fucking man he is Steven says seven words.

"Can I go to the nurse now?"

The sub just pointed at the door and Steven swaggered out of there like he didn't have a care in the world.

Steven transferred school a week later. At his new school someone stuck gum in the back of his hair. Steven took an Exacto knife and literally cut a chunk out of his skin to get the gum out then placed the bloody hunk of meat and hair in front of the guy who did it. Unfortunately I haven't heard much of him past that.
#79 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
u overhyped the ending
TL; (shouldn't have) R
#75 - darkangeloffire (12/29/2014) [-]
I was expecting it to end with Steven going on a rampage but mutilating himself to fuck with people is just one way to say "I do not give a fuck."

10/10 would be friends with
#73 - GoReMoTe (12/29/2014) [-]
Giver of Least Fucks Award went to Steven that year
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#72 - thegreenrecon (12/29/2014) [-]
damn steven just couldnt give less of a fuck could he o.O
#69 - iamkagji (12/29/2014) [-]
#68 - jdnone (12/29/2014) [-]
Jesus
#65 - helldog (12/29/2014) [-]
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#59 - hugejuggernaut (12/29/2014) [-]
Dude. Type faster, the anticipation is killing me.
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#55 - keatontheghostfox (12/29/2014) [-]
So what did he do?
#3 - You know what I just thought? In the Marvel Universe there mus…  [+] (1 reply) 12/23/2014 on Merry X-Mas +3
#4 - oldflattop (12/24/2014) [-]
here you go.
#37 - Cool, let me know if you need some voice recordings or something.  [+] (1 reply) 12/20/2014 on FJ Dota tournament post 2 0
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#38 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Besides, it's still a pretty small tournament, having it casted at all is just icing on the cake.
#35 - Awesome! Let me know if there is anyway I can help. …  [+] (3 replies) 12/20/2014 on FJ Dota tournament post 2 +1
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#36 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
That would actually be great! There has been a few requests for casted games, and personally I think the finals would be great to have casted. I'd love to do so myself, but my computer is a filthy little laptop a bit below optimal, and I'm not sure it would handle the load well. So if you're down for casting, that'd be great! I'm writing you down as a possible caster on my little tournament document
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#37 - HailtotheKing (12/20/2014) [-]
Cool, let me know if you need some voice recordings or something.
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#38 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Besides, it's still a pretty small tournament, having it casted at all is just icing on the cake.
#33 - Can I still jump in? It would be AWESOME to play with you guys…  [+] (5 replies) 12/20/2014 on FJ Dota tournament post 2 0
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#34 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
There's still plenty of time. To make sure people can join, I'm not starting this of until early January, so that the post has time enough for people to see it and so that the holidays won't interfere with anyone's ability to play.
I'm jotting your name down on the list now.
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#35 - HailtotheKing (12/20/2014) [-]
Awesome! Let me know if there is anyway I can help.

Also, I don't know if you are going to be casting this but if you are I'd be happy to commentate a few games.
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#36 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
That would actually be great! There has been a few requests for casted games, and personally I think the finals would be great to have casted. I'd love to do so myself, but my computer is a filthy little laptop a bit below optimal, and I'm not sure it would handle the load well. So if you're down for casting, that'd be great! I'm writing you down as a possible caster on my little tournament document
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#37 - HailtotheKing (12/20/2014) [-]
Cool, let me know if you need some voice recordings or something.
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#38 - mrcorner (12/20/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm sure it's fine. Besides, it's still a pretty small tournament, having it casted at all is just icing on the cake.
#1763 - Hey guys, I'm new to this board. Can we post about any hobby o…  [+] (2 replies) 12/18/2014 on /hobby/ 0
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#1809 - bababadsheep (12/19/2014) [-]
They are all fine, even drug culture if you like.

I don't know why I am replying.
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#1810 - HailtotheKing (12/19/2014) [-]
Right on, thanks!