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#63 - I love this GIF so much. Such a great little human moment betw… 08/19/2014 on Wrestling is NOT gay +1
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#165 - I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Univ… 08/09/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
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#71 - dguitarhero (08/09/2014) [-]
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#38 - Freelon (08/09/2014) [-]
"Meow"
#79 - Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for som…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#76 - I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I w… 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD 0
#28 - You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long an…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +14
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
#24 - "The mighty dire goblin lifts you off the ground and slic…  [+] (29 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Tumblr plays DnD +216
#163 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
This was Pathfinder, wasn't it? There's no 'level 4 shield' in pathfinder. Shield is a first level spell that just gives bonus AC. In fact, the only spell that does what you mention is Resilient Sphere, which you need to be seventh level to cast. Plus, it's very mean to send a dire goblin at them. Mostly because the dire template can only be put on animals, and goblins are humanoid. There's no such thing as a dire goblin. How would adolfo cast fireball (A third level spell) if he's only first level? You should rape him with another impossible creature (A celestial lich?) next, because he's cheating too.

So basically, this story is fake as hell and you've pretty obviously never played pathfinder.

Anyway, despite your fake-ass tale you've regaled us with, this is a shitty thing to do even if it were true. In this situation, a GM should either A) Kick the offending member out of the group or B) Talk to the player. Just talk to them, and explain that stats don't work that way.
User avatar #165 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2014) [-]
I should have clarified a few things. With GURPS (Generic Universal Role-Playing System) you can make a monster and put it into a game. On the Paizo Forums I found a thread about different monsters that you could put into your game and a Dire Goblin was one of them, it seemed to fit the situation and was basic enough that everyone understood. They knew what a goblin was, they knew what dire meant, they could put two and two together without much explaining.

As for the spells I did mix up a few things, this was a while ago and sessions tend to blend together a lot especially between games. You are completely correct, there is no 4th level shield. I was getting it confused with Prismatic Wall, it was a spell she looked at in one of my manuals and liked not realizing she had to be an 8th level wizard which wasn't even her class. Also, as for Adolfos fireball, he was casting Flare to blind them not damage them. Sorry if this caused any confusion, hope it helped to clear things up. I actually talked to all the PCs the other day and clarified everything that happened.
User avatar #144 - bemmo (08/08/2014) [-]
Vengeance is sweet.
User avatar #142 - xfishy (08/08/2014) [-]
Implying Gilbert Gottfried's voice doesn't already sound like a chorus of angels.
Nice story though
#132 - BerryLicious (08/08/2014) [-]
I love it!
#128 - pachecodos (08/08/2014) [-]
I think this is false or greatly exaggerated, but i loved it anyway!
#82 - froggernaught (08/08/2014) [-]
100/5 got rekt
User avatar #77 - onederman (08/08/2014) [-]
Hailtotheking, I was interested by the replies you got from the funnyjunk community about how it was a great thing you did and an awesome story and was curious what /tg/ would say to the same story, so I posted the story on /tg/ and they were like all pissed.
Here's the link: boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/33972602
User avatar #79 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
Meh. Can't say I'm a huge fan of 4chan. Always looking for something to hate. But they are free to hate me and get mad. You guys like it, or you seem to like it, that's what matters.
#115 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
/tg/ was right.. You didnt have to waste the time of other players just to teach some sjw a lesson, that was a dick move. I dont see why you couldnt have just either told her to fuck off or tell her why she couldnt do it
#81 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
By the way, everyone, this story is a complete fabrication. There is no such thing in Pathfinder as "Level 4 Shield" or a "Dire Goblin". If Level 4 Shield was only available to level 15 characters, you'd be worrying about shit like earthquakes and rifts in the space of reality than you would be about a shield that just absorbs a bunch of damage.
#75 - afrogeist (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful story m8
User avatar #58 - applesdontpee (08/08/2014) [-]
this sounds a lot like Gob.. Berrylicious?
#40 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
A good read and a semi is a thumb from me.
User avatar #34 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Someone should screencap this for later use
I'm lazy and bad at fitting a bunch of text in without it being unreadable
#64 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
here. its not so good because im a casual at photoshop. yeah im a fucking photoshop pleb
User avatar #92 - deathstare (08/08/2014) [-]
1 hr l8 m8
User avatar #93 - dogziller (08/08/2014) [-]
damnit. i thought i had got it early enough. oh well.
#45 - santyclause (08/08/2014) [-]
I hope this will serve well
#49 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
Danke Schon!
#27 - gangsterish (08/08/2014) [-]
Gr8 story m8
#26 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Here I was expecting that you'd have made a nice little duality: she being the OP 'hero' and BBEG's main focus, and the rest of the players being the people who actually get shit done. I had in mind the campaign being difficult as fuck for her having to deal with the tiny details that the rest of the party could have easily done, and eventually the BBEG being full and proper geared up to face Mel, only for one of the players to easily cheapshot him from behind.

But eh, your ending was fitting.
User avatar #28 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
You know, that was the plan. I wanted to make it super long and drawn out, have her constantly her annoyed, regret doing all that shit, ect. but I didn't want to see her any more. She made Pathfinder not fun. I love tabletop gaming so much and don't want any of that shit in my campaign. So as much as would have loved to have done what you suggested I needed her out of my life and having that happen was the quickest way of doing that.
User avatar #74 - nuclearkitteh (08/08/2014) [-]
This kind of stuff has always seemed cool to me(Elder Scrolls, Lord of the Rings, anything Fantasy and/or Fantasy openworld rpg basically) and I was wondering if there were any sites where I could learn about this/play with other people. Maybe you could even give me some advice. Thanks.
#164 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
There's a certain board on 4chan called /traditional games/, or /tg/, that's entirely devoted to RPGs. They regularly have 'gamefinder' threads where they have meetups of prospective players and prospective GMs. They even made their own Elder Scrolls RPG, so you can have a party wandering around cyrodiil. I play a dunmer mage, myself, who specializes in destruction and alteration magics.
User avatar #76 - HailtotheKing (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't know of any sites but when I first started playing I went to comic book/board game shops and asked for groups. That's where I found my interest in Pathfinder rather than D&D or any other tabletop stuff. Aside from that there are TONS of videos on how to play tabletop, what the characters do, what the dice mean, what stats are, how to run a game, every aspect of it is well represented. Also, find a game that you enjoy playing. You said you like fantasy so try actual Dungeons & Dragons first then explore the other games. Maybe you like SciFi and want to try Shadow Run or maybe you want a funny game and try Hack Master. Do you like horror? Look into Call of Cthulu. Into comic books? There are dozens of games set in the Marvel or DC universes. Find what you love and find a bunch of other people who also love it.
#39 - Shmooglavoue (08/08/2014) [-]
Personally, if I was in your position I would've probably just told her she was cheating, and that she wouldn't be allowed to play unless she was playing by the same rules as everyone else. It's like playing soccer, but letting one person use their hands because they "feel like it". If you disregard the rules of the game, you don't really have a game anymore.

Granted, in my personal DM experience I've yet to encounter a true problem player, likely due to a combination of luck and remoteness. So I may end up being too nice to people who just want to dick around with others. I also haven't encountered very many of the "trendy nerd" type, with the exception of one guy I used to work with in a temporary job (never actually played anything with him).
User avatar #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/08/2014) [-]
Fair point. I would direct you to comment #17 for our superior in dickery.
User avatar #25 - vortexrain (08/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
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User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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User avatar #1 - MaxTheCow (10/03/2010) [-]
FIRST
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