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Date Signed Up:2/02/2010
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#19 - **** , I forgot the period. 07/25/2010 on Unicorns +1
#18 - I can't tell if he's happy or scared  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2010 on Unicorns +1
User avatar #19 - Hagenite (07/25/2010) [-]
Shit, I forgot the period.
#238 - Then it gets hit by a whale (for anyone who watches the news).  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on AMAZING CONCEPT YACHT +1
#558 - Sure, why not?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on Sucks for her 0
User avatar #560 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
Cool. I hate being that douche but the way I grew up I get defensive pretty quickly :P
#540 - That wasn't a very funny joke. You're talking like you know m…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Sucks for her 0
User avatar #547 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm not in any mood, but it doesn't have to turn into more of an argument. I could end it on a good note because I don't want to be a douche, I will say to be fair that you started it by calling me a tool, but I'm wrong for talking more shit and starting an argument. Are we good?
User avatar #558 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
Sure, why not?
User avatar #560 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
Cool. I hate being that douche but the way I grew up I get defensive pretty quickly :P
#201 - Nice, Waiting's an awesome movie. 07/22/2010 on Just think +3
#522 - I wasn't joking. This role **** isn't funny, and…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Sucks for her 0
User avatar #527 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
I don't give a fuck about the post, I was making a joke. And who needs a porn site when you can get a girl? Oh shit, sorry bro.
User avatar #540 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
That wasn't a very funny joke. You're talking like you know me in real life. I bet you're real smart kiddo. Do you feel smart for making one of the oldest, most retarded come backs that you could make? Over someone you know nothing about might I add. By the way that was a rhetorical question; I don't really want a response from you. This will just escalate into an argument over nothing, and I'm not in the mood. I'm sure you aren't either.
User avatar #547 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm not in any mood, but it doesn't have to turn into more of an argument. I could end it on a good note because I don't want to be a douche, I will say to be fair that you started it by calling me a tool, but I'm wrong for talking more shit and starting an argument. Are we good?
User avatar #558 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
Sure, why not?
User avatar #560 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
Cool. I hate being that douche but the way I grew up I get defensive pretty quickly :P
#493 - Maybe you're just a tool who can't find a good porn site.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2010 on Sucks for her +1
User avatar #513 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
Or maybe you're an ass hole who can't help but troll people trying to make a joke. Go fuck yourself
User avatar #522 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
I wasn't joking. This role shit isn't funny, and most people don't even go through with it. You want to see something up a girls ass? How about you go to pornhub, and take your witty retorts with you.
User avatar #527 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
I don't give a fuck about the post, I was making a joke. And who needs a porn site when you can get a girl? Oh shit, sorry bro.
User avatar #540 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
That wasn't a very funny joke. You're talking like you know me in real life. I bet you're real smart kiddo. Do you feel smart for making one of the oldest, most retarded come backs that you could make? Over someone you know nothing about might I add. By the way that was a rhetorical question; I don't really want a response from you. This will just escalate into an argument over nothing, and I'm not in the mood. I'm sure you aren't either.
User avatar #547 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm not in any mood, but it doesn't have to turn into more of an argument. I could end it on a good note because I don't want to be a douche, I will say to be fair that you started it by calling me a tool, but I'm wrong for talking more shit and starting an argument. Are we good?
User avatar #558 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
Sure, why not?
User avatar #560 - TheLocalRetard (07/22/2010) [-]
Cool. I hate being that douche but the way I grew up I get defensive pretty quickly :P
#3 - Did you make this? 07/21/2010 on I've Got A Jar of Dirt! +3
#85 - They have tried -at least a few of them. I think they just do… 07/21/2010 on HEY YOU GUYZ LISTEN UP 0
#75 - Yeah, but then people would come here and some the ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2010 on HEY YOU GUYZ LISTEN UP 0
#77 - KEA (07/21/2010) [-]
yeah.
4chan wouldn't like us getting publicity, and then they would ruin us lmao
i'm not afraid to say that 4chan is bigger than us, and they could bring us down if they tried. lmao.
User avatar #85 - Hagenite (07/21/2010) [-]
They have tried -at least a few of them. I think they just don't care.
#41 - Did anyone say "That's so bad." or something to that… 07/21/2010 on Demote. Comp. 2 0
#71 - We should get FJ on Tosh.0. Even though that would never …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2010 on HEY YOU GUYZ LISTEN UP +2
#74 - KEA (07/21/2010) [-]
i think that'd be sick
User avatar #75 - Hagenite (07/21/2010) [-]
Yeah, but then people would come here and some the shit on the front and think Tosh.0 mislead them severely.
#77 - KEA (07/21/2010) [-]
yeah.
4chan wouldn't like us getting publicity, and then they would ruin us lmao
i'm not afraid to say that 4chan is bigger than us, and they could bring us down if they tried. lmao.
User avatar #85 - Hagenite (07/21/2010) [-]
They have tried -at least a few of them. I think they just don't care.
#70 - They'll probably air it next season when everything has blown over. 07/21/2010 on HEY YOU GUYZ LISTEN UP 0
#114 - This is why I almost never play CoD anymore. It's full of lou… 07/21/2010 on Call of Duty F U! 0
#78 - Didn't they make a ******** of these and send the… 07/21/2010 on Old Spice Guy is on our... +7
#30 - I bench around 270 or 280, but I could stand to lose a little … 07/20/2010 on This blew my mind. +1
#15 - This day that I can't stand.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2010 on Nudz +1
User avatar #17 - nikkiixyeahh (07/20/2010) [-]
The most loneliest day of my lifeeeee
#18 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
i liek bananas!
User avatar #19 - nikkiixyeahh (07/20/2010) [-]
Fuck you, anon Dx
#21 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
sorry tryna lighten the mood :'( chin up guys(:
#27 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
FUCK SOAD!!!!!!!
#25 - Well I'm 16, and like 6'2" or 6'3" 220 lbs (probably…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2010 on This blew my mind. +1
#28 - qwertatious (07/20/2010) [-]
and if your that heavy at that age, your either working out shit loads or are over weight. i doubt you'd be that 'massive' at 16.
User avatar #30 - Hagenite (07/20/2010) [-]
I bench around 270 or 280, but I could stand to lose a little weight. I have bit of flab around my stomach, and I've been working on that over the summer. I've always been naturally big and had that little extra weight, but I do actually have quite a bit of muscle mass; I'm definitely not obese. Even if you don't believe me that's cool because a lot of people try to sound cooler than they are over the internet, so I can understand why you'd be skeptical. But honestly I don't give two shits if you believe me.
#7 - Such a lonely day...  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2010 on Nudz +1
#8 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
and its mine
#12 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
the most loneliest day of my life...
User avatar #14 - nikkiixyeahh (07/20/2010) [-]
Such a lonely day should be banned
#16 - Bucketheadtwo (07/20/2010) [-]
It's a day that i can't staaaAAAaaaAaAnd
User avatar #15 - Hagenite (07/20/2010) [-]
This day that I can't stand.
User avatar #17 - nikkiixyeahh (07/20/2010) [-]
The most loneliest day of my lifeeeee
#18 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
i liek bananas!
User avatar #19 - nikkiixyeahh (07/20/2010) [-]
Fuck you, anon Dx
#21 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
sorry tryna lighten the mood :'( chin up guys(:
#27 - anonymous (07/20/2010) [-]
FUCK SOAD!!!!!!!
#83 - As mentioned on the comments on video and in a few comments he… 07/20/2010 on If you face palmed watching it +1
#36 - Do you guys realize with all the nostalgia nineties posts that… 07/20/2010 on My Grandpa 0
#19 - Yeah, but those things don't account for muscle mass. I hate …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2010 on This blew my mind. +1
User avatar #24 - lazorgator (07/20/2010) [-]
if you are only 14 it is unhealthy to work out seriously so you should lose some muscle if you are that weight
User avatar #25 - Hagenite (07/20/2010) [-]
Well I'm 16, and like 6'2" or 6'3" 220 lbs (probably a bit more though it's been a while since I weighed myself). It's not unhealthy to work out when you're that age. It's only unhealthy if you do it excessively.
#28 - qwertatious (07/20/2010) [-]
and if your that heavy at that age, your either working out shit loads or are over weight. i doubt you'd be that 'massive' at 16.
User avatar #30 - Hagenite (07/20/2010) [-]
I bench around 270 or 280, but I could stand to lose a little weight. I have bit of flab around my stomach, and I've been working on that over the summer. I've always been naturally big and had that little extra weight, but I do actually have quite a bit of muscle mass; I'm definitely not obese. Even if you don't believe me that's cool because a lot of people try to sound cooler than they are over the internet, so I can understand why you'd be skeptical. But honestly I don't give two shits if you believe me.
#27 - There should be a continuation of this gif where he crashes in… 07/19/2010 on Spongebob Says: +1
#50 - I think what he meant was that "it pleases me" is th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2010 on Me Gusta +1
#51 - Cawth (07/19/2010) [-]
exactly

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#3 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
I've read some of your comments and all I can say is wow. I have same opinion as you, and it's pretty sad thing that I never see anybody that shares same opinions as me, when I tell people about the problem on FJ I just get thumbed down and it's really dumb, so I stopped trying.

Anyway, great to meet people that have same opinions as me :)
User avatar #4 - Hagenite (06/12/2010) [-]
Thankee.
#5 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
np dude, how long have u been on fj?
User avatar #2 - zevvay (05/30/2010) [-]
metallica is the pwnz0rx
User avatar #1 - doctorhax ONLINE (04/28/2010) [-]
Metallica 4 ever!
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