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#100 - I have a dud grenade that says that in my house.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2010 on GRENADES +3
#113 - funkiefunnyjunkie (05/06/2010) [-]
i just have a dud grenade.
i lost it though.
*vacuums hose under chair*
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
#115 - TheTerrorists (05/06/2010) [-]
i have a grenade hey what is this weird ring mom OH SHI-
#79 - Yeah, or the diarreah.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Happy? :D 0
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#92 - iamtheanons (05/05/2010) [-]
what about the fake meat blood dab of death coming out of your anus if you eat more then 4 tacos
#74 - I ******* love Taco Bell too.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Happy? :D 0
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User avatar #79 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
Yeah, or the diarreah.
#80 - zomba has deleted their comment.
#92 - iamtheanons (05/05/2010) [-]
what about the fake meat blood dab of death coming out of your anus if you eat more then 4 tacos
#20 - Satan.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2010 on nope +1
User avatar #44 - Darkbladez (05/06/2010) [-]
my god it all makes sence now!
#70 - Well, that was a different subject. Besides, that comment was…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Happy? :D -2
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User avatar #74 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
I fucking love Taco Bell too.
#77 - zomba has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
Yeah, or the diarreah.
#80 - zomba has deleted their comment.
#92 - iamtheanons (05/05/2010) [-]
what about the fake meat blood dab of death coming out of your anus if you eat more then 4 tacos
#24 - What's going on in the 4th one. It's dark on my screen.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Shit Brix +1
User avatar #32 - jial (05/05/2010) [-]
i believe its supposed to be the date. it says 19/02/2008. which in the mm/dd/yyyy makes no sense. but i think the person who made that doesnt realize that in some countries (like those that speak spanish) the date is set up dd/mm/yyyy.
#37 - Recognizable (05/05/2010) [-]
actually its the dark monster thing with glowing yellow eyes walking towards them
User avatar #58 - WarpedHT (05/05/2010) [-]
looks like a panther........i think
User avatar #86 - jial (05/06/2010) [-]
i thought that was a bit obvious for a shit brix since its right out in the open. most shit brix you look at it for thirty seconds and then go HOLY SHIT when you see it.
#36 - Now we wait for TheJokeRuiner to rear his head... 05/05/2010 on One Night Stand -1
#63 - Goddamn, I love this website.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Happy? :D +2
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User avatar #70 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
Well, that was a different subject. Besides, that comment was awesome. If you recall I said "you're not that funny...". It depends on the comic; like this was a win, and others can be a bit of fail at times.
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User avatar #74 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
I fucking love Taco Bell too.
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User avatar #79 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
Yeah, or the diarreah.
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#92 - iamtheanons (05/05/2010) [-]
what about the fake meat blood dab of death coming out of your anus if you eat more then 4 tacos
#119 - Indeed... METALLICA!!!! 05/05/2010 on The Universe Is Just... 0
#115 - An object can't travel at the speed of light (but can get clos…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2010 on The Universe Is Just... 0
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User avatar #118 - adamsvette (05/05/2010) [-]
/M\etallic/A\!!!!!!!!
User avatar #119 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
Indeed...




METALLICA!!!!
#165 - Why? Is it because I don't think this is funny? That's cool,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Red Bull Lies! ! +1
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#218 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2010) [-]
Zomba is trying too hard to be funny and Hagenite is right.
#158 - No, this isn't funny. Her other comic was even less funny. A…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Red Bull Lies! ! -2
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User avatar #165 - Hagenite (05/05/2010) [-]
Why? Is it because I don't think this is funny? That's cool, thumb me down because I have a different opinion on what's funny. By the way stop it with the stupid puns you're not that funny either. Don't get a big ego just because some comics of yours got thumbed up on FunnyJunk.
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#218 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2010) [-]
Zomba is trying too hard to be funny and Hagenite is right.
#148 - Hey everyone let's get on the "ZOMG IT'S A GIRL!" ba… 05/05/2010 on Red Bull Lies! ! -2
#151 - I guess we'll never really know how it all works. All these t… 05/04/2010 on The Universe Is Just... 0
#134 - No I didn't, but that only applies if the multiverse theory ap…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/04/2010 on The Universe Is Just... 0
User avatar #153 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Yes, we do not have the technology to handle the rough ride nor do we have the energy needs to rip time. and i need to say this now...1.21 JIGGAWATTS!!!
#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
Have you ever seen the show Fringe? I love that show.

-Kaity
User avatar #160 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Love that show...but I haven't seen a lot of the 2nd season...but if I get a BlueRay player...I'm going to buy the first season to understand it even more....
#166 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
One of the recent episodes was on time travel adn collecting enough energy to travel fast enought to go back in time.

-Kaity
User avatar #173 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Uh...Kaity why don't you make an account so I can add you as a friend and then we can chat about Fringe...
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
lol...too lazy, no joke. : P
User avatar #184 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
i haven't seen many of the ssn 2 though...
#129 - The wormhole theory is the most accepted idea for going back i… 05/04/2010 on The Universe Is Just... +1
#125 - Yeah but Stephen Hawking also said that at this point no one h…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/04/2010 on The Universe Is Just... +2
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
However, another theory states that once you make the decision to kill your grandfather and are intent on it, you will cease to exist at that exact moment. This is because once the decision is made it is temporarily "written in stone." Unfortunately, once you make that decision, you can't change it because you don't exist anymore. Unless of couse you had previously gone to the future to stop yourself from doing exactly that.
#158 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
^ -Kaity
User avatar #151 - Hagenite (05/04/2010) [-]
I guess we'll never really know how it all works. All these theories are exactly that, theories. We'll never be able to test this because we may accidentally destroy the universe in the process. That sucks.
User avatar #131 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Did you see the latest documentary on him explaining time travel, black holes, and paradoxes? In it he said that the Multi-Verse Theory is a plausible explanation for paradoxes. If I went back in time right now from the future, and killed myself before I could make the first comment, I would still exist, but when I go back to the future (in a DeLorean of course) I would exist, but not exist. It's still a mindfuck, but less of one.
User avatar #134 - Hagenite (05/04/2010) [-]
No I didn't, but that only applies if the multiverse theory applies otherwise there is no foreseable way to time travel -backwards at least- at this point.
User avatar #153 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Yes, we do not have the technology to handle the rough ride nor do we have the energy needs to rip time. and i need to say this now...1.21 JIGGAWATTS!!!
#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
Have you ever seen the show Fringe? I love that show.

-Kaity
User avatar #160 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Love that show...but I haven't seen a lot of the 2nd season...but if I get a BlueRay player...I'm going to buy the first season to understand it even more....
#166 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
One of the recent episodes was on time travel adn collecting enough energy to travel fast enought to go back in time.

-Kaity
User avatar #173 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
Uh...Kaity why don't you make an account so I can add you as a friend and then we can chat about Fringe...
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2010) [-]
lol...too lazy, no joke. : P
User avatar #184 - KSMO (05/04/2010) [-]
i haven't seen many of the ssn 2 though...
#108 - I thought it was Europa. 05/04/2010 on The Universe Is Just... 0
#99 - You're cool. I saw that Stephen Hawking show on discovery too… 05/04/2010 on The Universe Is Just... +1
#83 - Can't it refer to either both legs or both arms? I think that…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2010 on Zomba's favorite insults. 0
User avatar #84 - JarHeadRich (05/04/2010) [-]
A very good point as para does mean two but the term is limited to the lower extremities. This may be because paralysis is caused in the spine which runs continuously from the brain down so if part is damaged then everything lower is also damage therefore arms could not be paralyzed while the legs retained their mobility. Also because i like to check my facts heres the definition lol.
paraplegia - paralysis of both lower limbs due to spinal disease or injury
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/08/2010) [-]
Nerds. Para as in PARALYZED! DUHHHHh
User avatar #94 - JarHeadRich (05/09/2010) [-]
i hate anons
#58 - I know I bought one at six flags once, but it wasn't nearly bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2010 on Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy +2
User avatar #60 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/03/2010) [-]
the cashier was like "trying to be an ed? *chuckle*" and i was like "........ JAWBREAKER TO THE FACE" shut that bitch up.
#54 - Same here. I'd go to the store and look for them, and when I …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2010 on Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy +3
User avatar #56 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/03/2010) [-]
i would buy the jumbo ones like the size of your fist, but it just wasnt the same.
User avatar #58 - Hagenite (05/03/2010) [-]
I know I bought one at six flags once, but it wasn't nearly big enough. Plus, it was fucking sticky as shit.
User avatar #60 - MUTHATRUCKA (05/03/2010) [-]
the cashier was like "trying to be an ed? *chuckle*" and i was like "........ JAWBREAKER TO THE FACE" shut that bitch up.
#308 - It's a great drawing, but it's not funny. 05/03/2010 on Help Out please! read... -1
#144 - The black guy must have stolen his own shadow's bike.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2010 on Creative Ads 2 +3
User avatar #177 - redcynic (05/03/2010) [-]
.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... e_e
User avatar #173 - redcynic (05/03/2010) [-]
.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... e_e
User avatar #188 - redcynic (05/03/2010) [-]
only niggers steal bikes, black guys are just guys
#3 - Funny that he's going the opposite direction he needs to go to…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on Front Man -1
User avatar #4 - Zylox (05/02/2010) [-]
nice pic

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#3 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
I've read some of your comments and all I can say is wow. I have same opinion as you, and it's pretty sad thing that I never see anybody that shares same opinions as me, when I tell people about the problem on FJ I just get thumbed down and it's really dumb, so I stopped trying.

Anyway, great to meet people that have same opinions as me :)
User avatar #4 - Hagenite (06/12/2010) [-]
Thankee.
#5 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
np dude, how long have u been on fj?
User avatar #2 - zevvay (05/30/2010) [-]
metallica is the pwnz0rx
User avatar #1 - doctorhax (04/28/2010) [-]
Metallica 4 ever!
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