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#53 - I think it was because of that episode where he's freaking out…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2010 on OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD! -2
#56 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
and i think it was also in the episode where lois went to jail...right?
User avatar #57 - Hagenite (06/21/2010) [-]
Probably, he does it a lot. That was just the most prominent one in my mind.
#190 - How can you blame someone for a pipe bursting? All you're try…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2010 on You decide -1
User avatar #193 - mrspookyrules (06/21/2010) [-]
1. The pipe was not being properly monitored as it should have been. Not to mention an insane amount of pressure being put on it.
2. BP was slow into action when the pipe burst and by the time they got on it it was to late.
3. About a week before the pipe burst an engineer warned that the pipe was in danger. He was ignored
^That is how you can blame someone.
User avatar #194 - Hagenite (06/21/2010) [-]
Yeah but not now. Blame isn't going to help right now. There are things that should have been done that weren't, but for now people should be fixing the problem at hand. Afterward the ones who fucked up should be reprimanded.
#53 - You should at least give credit to RobotsWithFeelings. I woul… 06/21/2010 on Onions +1
#36 - Ah, you beat me to it. 06/20/2010 on Stay in school. 0
#16 - Yeah, but it tastes like **** . 06/19/2010 on Is vuvuzela an instrument? -1
#46 - Well... This is awkward.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2010 on Fun Sex Facts Part 2! 0
User avatar #110 - Sinless (06/20/2010) [-]
Indeed
#41 - Oh **** , I skimmed it and assumed it was saying s…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2010 on Fun Sex Facts Part 2! 0
User avatar #42 - Sinless (06/19/2010) [-]
I have formicophillia

e_e
User avatar #65 - TheGuru (06/19/2010) [-]
Well, sir, i have formicophobia. how the hell can that turn you on?
User avatar #111 - Sinless (06/20/2010) [-]
Feels good man
User avatar #46 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Well...
This is awkward.
User avatar #110 - Sinless (06/20/2010) [-]
Indeed
#135 - True, but he could be a contractor or have a class 3 license, …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2010 on Meanwhile. 0
#136 - MrMetalman (06/19/2010) [-]
Haha. True. I'm just a little OCD when it comes to guns. :)
#118 - Well I couldn't really tell. The only big difference between …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2010 on Meanwhile. 0
#130 - MrMetalman (06/19/2010) [-]
Yeah.
When a civilian has what looks to be an M4. It's best to assume it's an AR because getting any fully-automatic gun in the U.S. (legally) is extremely difficult.
User avatar #135 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
True, but he could be a contractor or have a class 3 license, plus M4 is easier to type.
#136 - MrMetalman (06/19/2010) [-]
Haha. True. I'm just a little OCD when it comes to guns. :)
#31 - I think most, if not all people, have formicophilia. Why woul…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2010 on Fun Sex Facts Part 2! -1
User avatar #39 - Sinless (06/19/2010) [-]
A philia is when it pleases you sexually

a phobia is when it terrifies you

So formicophillia is when it sexually pleases you to have bugs crawl on your dick.
User avatar #41 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Oh shit, I skimmed it and assumed it was saying something like the fear of having them. My -stupid- mistake.
User avatar #42 - Sinless (06/19/2010) [-]
I have formicophillia

e_e
User avatar #65 - TheGuru (06/19/2010) [-]
Well, sir, i have formicophobia. how the hell can that turn you on?
User avatar #111 - Sinless (06/20/2010) [-]
Feels good man
User avatar #46 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Well...
This is awkward.
User avatar #110 - Sinless (06/20/2010) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #32 - Temari (06/19/2010) [-]
Ew what? Who the fuck would want that?
#91 - What's up with the partially assembled M4s on the ground?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2010 on Meanwhile. 0
#115 - MrMetalman (06/19/2010) [-]
Because it's good to have spare parts.
BTW they are AR-15's.
User avatar #118 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Well I couldn't really tell. The only big difference between the two is that the AR-15 is the civilian model and only shoots semi-auto.
#130 - MrMetalman (06/19/2010) [-]
Yeah.
When a civilian has what looks to be an M4. It's best to assume it's an AR because getting any fully-automatic gun in the U.S. (legally) is extremely difficult.
User avatar #135 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
True, but he could be a contractor or have a class 3 license, plus M4 is easier to type.
#136 - MrMetalman (06/19/2010) [-]
Haha. True. I'm just a little OCD when it comes to guns. :)
#42 - I think he was being sarcastic, but it's hard to tell over the… 06/19/2010 on Have you ever. . . 0
#216 - So I read this then went up stairs to get a snack, and I notic… 06/19/2010 on Scary 9 11 Facts +1
#48 - Yeah, but the manner in which he said it was humorous. 06/19/2010 on Tips for everyday internet... 0
#44 - God, I hate when that happens... 06/19/2010 on Rage guy Compilation 0
#15 - Well, there are always a few funny ones, but for the most, yes… 06/19/2010 on No interest +1
#12 - Maybe if I was British. 06/19/2010 on No interest +3
#11 - I always do. 06/19/2010 on No interest +2
#13 - Admiral Ackbar Cereal! Now with fried shrimp. 06/19/2010 on ash catches in new pokemon +2
#8 - **** , I forgot the period at the end of my sentence.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2010 on No interest +3
User avatar #10 - Jamz (06/19/2010) [-]
you mean 'Full stop', right?
User avatar #12 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Maybe if I was British.
#9 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
Did you just Grammer-Nazi yourself? haha
User avatar #11 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
I always do.
#7 - I see some way funnier **** after the front page …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2010 on No interest +9
User avatar #16 - ANONYMOUSatheart (06/19/2010) [-]
there should be an iq test before being able to thumb content.
User avatar #14 - grundo (06/19/2010) [-]
Like those random facts, How are those funny?
User avatar #15 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Well, there are always a few funny ones, but for the most, yes I agree, they aren't funny.
User avatar #8 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Shit, I forgot the period at the end of my sentence.
User avatar #10 - Jamz (06/19/2010) [-]
you mean 'Full stop', right?
User avatar #12 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Maybe if I was British.
#9 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
Did you just Grammer-Nazi yourself? haha
User avatar #11 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
I always do.
#12 - That looks really goddamn fun. 06/19/2010 on SHORTCUT 0
#14 - It's supposed to be shopped, ass-hat. 06/19/2010 on If T Shirts Were Honest +5
#8 - Well trap cards are, but "IT'S A TRAP" is from Star Wars.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2010 on ash catches in new pokemon +4
User avatar #40 - Marker (06/19/2010) [-]
and Death Note
User avatar #12 - braydonbond (06/19/2010) [-]
Our tongues can't repel flavor of that magnitude!
User avatar #13 - Hagenite (06/19/2010) [-]
Admiral Ackbar Cereal! Now with fried shrimp.
#174 - Oh, it looked like his chin. 06/19/2010 on The World +1

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#3 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
I've read some of your comments and all I can say is wow. I have same opinion as you, and it's pretty sad thing that I never see anybody that shares same opinions as me, when I tell people about the problem on FJ I just get thumbed down and it's really dumb, so I stopped trying.

Anyway, great to meet people that have same opinions as me :)
User avatar #4 - Hagenite (06/12/2010) [-]
Thankee.
#5 - Crux **User deleted account** (06/12/2010) [-]
np dude, how long have u been on fj?
User avatar #2 - zevvay (05/30/2010) [-]
metallica is the pwnz0rx
User avatar #1 - doctorhax (04/28/2010) [-]
Metallica 4 ever!
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