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HEYGUYS

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/30/2010
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#3630
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Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:127 times
Total Comments Made:692
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latest user's comments

#52 - but he did die. 02/11/2015 on J.K Rowling delivers +5
#982 - whats up everyone? 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
#7 - and still no Dragoniteite 11/20/2014 on Keep looking +4
#29 - so? this guy is basically in charge of the curiosity rover, wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Posting FemiCunts +7
#34 - anonexplains (11/16/2014) [-]
And noone does care anymore if a scientist looks not conservative. Why ignore the issue?
#3 - I dont want to get stoned nor do I wish to be a hashtag 09/28/2014 on lucky 0
#29 - DAMN IM COOL 09/10/2014 on sanic 0
#141 - Mr. Croce can take my money back to the grave any day. 07/22/2014 on Which one would Admin choose? 0
#97 - you can't die of aids, it simply weakens your immune sys…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on 20 WTF Facts Compilation +3
User avatar #181 - norkas (06/06/2014) [-]
since it is the cause of the immune system weakening, it can be safely assumed that an otherwise healthy person with aids wouldn't have died from having a cold

just sayin
#10 - sex with ducks you say? 05/31/2014 on ITS HAPPENING!! +1
#3 - Geno  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Ridley is too big 0
User avatar #9 - detoxpain (05/26/2014) [-]
I don't blink so Assuming you even get the reference
#23 - numbertwozeldafan (05/26/2014) [-]
I get the reference.

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User avatar #30 - majormayor (05/20/2014) [-]
oh yeah I remember you now
User avatar #24 - mayormilkman (03/29/2013) [-]
Hey man,

here is a comment. Can you

take care

of it for the night?
#25 to #24 - HEYGUYS (03/29/2013) [-]
sure man no problem.
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/04/2013) [-]
I'm late, but I'm here to claim it back.
#27 to #26 - HEYGUYS (04/04/2013) [-]
bu- but ive kind of become attached to the little guy...
User avatar #28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/04/2013) [-]
Well then. You can keep it anyway. I've got plenty to spare and some others to check on.
#29 to #28 - HEYGUYS (04/04/2013) [-]
thanks man :D
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (03/10/2013) [-]
Now I understand!
#23 to #22 - HEYGUYS (03/10/2013) [-]
HAHA way back when fj had to reboot its picture severs because of a hacker so the comment remained and i could never find the picture until today
#1 - Loboto **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Is that...
Is that a walking pink dildo?
#2 to #1 - HEYGUYS (07/20/2010) [-]
why yes it is lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - mayormilkman (11/10/2012) [-]
I will never understand.
#4 to #3 - HEYGUYS (11/10/2012) [-]
how'd you even find my profile XD
User avatar #5 to #4 - mayormilkman (11/10/2012) [-]
I was looking at the thread of the most thumbed down comment ever:

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie%20/1#1

It's kind of eerie that the lower you go, the more users there are that haven't been around. A couple account I have observed have been active recently, but haven't posted anything in over a year.
#6 to #5 - HEYGUYS (11/10/2012) [-]
ive been on this site for a long time and didnt make an account till annons started to lose rights. its kind of weird for me to think about... I'm one of the oldest active accounts on the site
User avatar #7 to #6 - mayormilkman (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm sure you are. Anyone from 2009 is a very uncommon sight by now and I think there's very few accounts from before that, with only a few of those even active anymore.
#8 to #7 - HEYGUYS (11/10/2012) [-]
I think anyone with an account older than 3 years should have a pink name :P
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm friends with a guy that has an account that old. His name is normally blue, like ours, but on the status thingie it shows up as this.
#10 to #9 - HEYGUYS (11/10/2012) [-]
my account is almost 3 years old :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - mayormilkman (11/10/2012) [-]
We'll have to figure it out if it works.
#12 to #11 - HEYGUYS (12/29/2012) [-]
are...are you really ray bingo?
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/29/2012) [-]
No, I'm just a loyal fan.
#14 to #13 - HEYGUYS (12/29/2012) [-]
he was the 3rd greatest troll ever to roam funnyjunk
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/29/2012) [-]
I wasn't around for Danny P or Animal. Currently there's just anonymous users spamming "Asians can actually read minds", "that's a sexual reference", and "PHAN ACT IS FART".

By the way, I sent you a friend request.
#16 to #15 - HEYGUYS (12/29/2012) [-]
ahh animal, those were the days back when trolling was at its finest
User avatar #17 to #16 - mayormilkman (12/29/2012) [-]
Can you give me a quick summary of him? He did something BIG, apparently, but I have no idea what.
#18 to #17 - HEYGUYS (12/29/2012) [-]
he had gained many followers to his family, users named things such as animals brother, animals father, animals gay lover. he amassed a great army and lead to the start of the first annon war. he was a terrorist with his words, he just somehow knew how to push our buttons.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mayormilkman (12/29/2012) [-]
Well, those days must have been quite wacky. When anonymous/"FunnyJunk" posts were still on the website (they got removed after the last bout with The Oatmeal) there were some rather odd, old posts that I came across. I recall one about a "FunnyJunk" revolution. It may have been posted before some account purge from a couple years ago that I have heard of, judging that very few accounts that posted on the content, including the OP, weren't accessible.
#20 to #19 - HEYGUYS (12/29/2012) [-]
funnyjunk was a better place back then
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (12/29/2012) [-]
I found this place in mid-2011, so I'm still somewhat new. It has changed a lot in some ways since then, though.
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