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HAPPYGIRAFFE

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:San Diego Zoo
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I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo!

Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam. I QUIT THIS SHIT SITE!!!!

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#379 - Vietnam war, my dad was in it and he use telling me about he g…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2010 on A 10 Thunderbolt 0
User avatar #437 - toxictouch (12/16/2010) [-]
well the veitanm war was in about the 60s
i think your thinking about a aiming lazer
they had no weponized lasers back then

and a lasor is a concentraded light, and has nothing to do with biological warfare(toxins)
and i respect your fathers service
User avatar #445 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
Well it was the early lasers like it was not a laser laser it was a high powered stream of gas and they was a small laser and set it on fire but they set it under they treaty to.
#364 - They can`t use lasers it`s under treaty, we signed it after nom.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2010 on A 10 Thunderbolt 0
User avatar #367 - toxictouch (12/16/2010) [-]
after we ate dinner?
User avatar #379 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
Vietnam war, my dad was in it and he use telling me about he got to install the gun and tires on a helicopter and it used a high laser and they used it one time but after that the untied nations singed a treaty saying no bucolically warfare that included lasers.
User avatar #437 - toxictouch (12/16/2010) [-]
well the veitanm war was in about the 60s
i think your thinking about a aiming lazer
they had no weponized lasers back then

and a lasor is a concentraded light, and has nothing to do with biological warfare(toxins)
and i respect your fathers service
User avatar #445 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
Well it was the early lasers like it was not a laser laser it was a high powered stream of gas and they was a small laser and set it on fire but they set it under they treaty to.
#5 - Ok now Lamb of God, Gojira, Slipknot, HateBreed, Bucket Head.  [+] (20 new replies) 12/16/2010 on Musicians fighting 0
User avatar #7 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
Corey Taylor is a faggot
User avatar #8 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #9 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
When the bassist of slipknot died he turnd around and within a couple mounths made another album with StoneSour
User avatar #10 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
No, he is making a new one with Slipknot.
User avatar #11 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
1)He did
2)Slipknot shouldnt exsist no more their bassist died
3)Slipknots drummer is now with Rob Zombie
User avatar #12 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
So because one guy dies out of 9 they should break up? Oh ok guys we should be like well one of are friends dies that`s kill the rest there no point in any friends at all.
User avatar #13 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
thats my point... theres alotta bands that said, "You know what guys, we cant continue this band, this guy brought way to much to the band to continue, lets honor him by keeping his legend alive and not replace him." best example Nirvana!
User avatar #14 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
That`s what there doing but you saying that all there says left but they didn't.
User avatar #15 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
What? restate that, that didnt make a lick of sense.
User avatar #16 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
There drummer is not with rob zombie Corey did not make a album with Stone Sour, and they don`t have to break up because one member out of 9 died.
User avatar #17 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
DUDE..Watch VH1! i know the drummer is playing with Rob Zombie! music is my life and metal and punk are my favorites aside from names and years theres not much i dont know...
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
He played with them in download fest.
User avatar #19 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
So? He was playing for rob zombie in 2010 Revolver magazine metal god awards...
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
He is not in there band he played for them in the download fest because Slipknot set that up.
User avatar #21 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
im not talking about the download fest...in the golden god awards he was introduced as the new drummer..maybe he is working with both IDK, i dont realy care....im more interested in older metal anyway, theres not alotta good new bands
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
Well i went on Google did not find any thing and for good new bands try Lamb of God, Gojira.
User avatar #23 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
nah, ill stick with FFDP, Breaking Benjamin, Rise Against, A7X, Powerman 5000,and atreyu that'll be good enough for me for new shit....then when i want ill go back and listen to the awesome old shtuff...Priest, Maiden, Sabbath, Anthrax, Alice Cooper, Megadeth, Scorpions, AC/DC, Billy Idol, aerosmith, pearl jam, nirvana, Soundgarden, foo fighters, stone temple pilots etc so forth
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
But i should you FFDP.
User avatar #25 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (12/16/2010) [-]
Showed, that you did...BUT they will never be as good as Priest
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/16/2010) [-]
True, but still look up Gojira.
#22 - <_< >_> FAP 12/15/2010 on Assassins Misdeeds 0
#10 - Why are woman good in the kitchen? Because they make eg…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2010 on Men are the best cooks +1
User avatar #17 - mansonlover (12/15/2010) [-]
Because they're women.
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#421 - Make it stop! 12/15/2010 on I laughed so hard! 0
#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2010 on Worth the (short) read -6
User avatar #33 - Butt Nuggit (12/14/2010) [-]
my dad is alcoholics anonymous
#20 - Picture 12/14/2010 on Car Farts 0
#4 - How is this not in the front? 12/14/2010 on Awesome shit and easter... +2
#4 - Nope, just save it. 12/12/2010 on How 'bout some OC? +1
#1 - It`s creepy!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2010 on How 'bout some OC? +2
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User avatar #4 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/12/2010) [-]
Nope, just save it.
#17 - Picture 12/12/2010 on He asked for it. +15
#15 - My life story, Born 11/29/91 San Diego Zoo California. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2010 on He asked for it. +11
User avatar #16 - MatthewsGauss (12/12/2010) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#17 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/12/2010) [-]
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#122 - I don`t find her annoying. 12/12/2010 on Admit It. -1
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#161 - But...why? 12/12/2010 on Dick Move. . . +4
#3 - So you ****** a giraffe?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2010 on my name is what 0
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