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HAPPYGIRAFFE

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I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo!

Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam. I QUIT THIS SHIT SITE!!!!

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#414 - Thank you. But it's true. That's why I don't follow any specif…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #416 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Agreed. Every party has it's ups and downs.
User avatar #420 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, I believe American Capitalism could work, if our system and people would hold their ground and not let money buy them out, like now.
User avatar #433 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
For our system to work we need honest people something are government is lacking. For one the federal government asserts itself as more dominet then the state government. WHen they should be equal further more congress is way to powerful despite the check/ balance system
User avatar #435 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly, man. But I don't believe in State rights, I believe in individual rights.
User avatar #436 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
The states grant most of our individual rights though.
User avatar #438 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
True. But why would we want one right in one place, and not the same in another? I believe we shouldn't focus on state's rights, but on individual rights.
User avatar #571 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Good point
#392 - Yeah, but if there's anarchy, nothing stops me from creating a… 06/12/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#3985 - I don't know, you tell me. 06/12/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#387 - No political system works because either someone gets ****…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +6
User avatar #399 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
You sir deserve a god damn medal for that comment
User avatar #414 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Thank you. But it's true. That's why I don't follow any specif political party. I stand for individual rights as long as it has the consent claws.
User avatar #416 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Agreed. Every party has it's ups and downs.
User avatar #420 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, I believe American Capitalism could work, if our system and people would hold their ground and not let money buy them out, like now.
User avatar #433 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
For our system to work we need honest people something are government is lacking. For one the federal government asserts itself as more dominet then the state government. WHen they should be equal further more congress is way to powerful despite the check/ balance system
User avatar #435 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly, man. But I don't believe in State rights, I believe in individual rights.
User avatar #436 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
The states grant most of our individual rights though.
User avatar #438 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
True. But why would we want one right in one place, and not the same in another? I believe we shouldn't focus on state's rights, but on individual rights.
User avatar #571 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Good point
#388 - drmcninja (06/12/2012) [-]
Well then you have anarchy, and I personally believe that government is superior to that. I just haven't found the government that I feel is best yet.
User avatar #392 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, but if there's anarchy, nothing stops me from creating a new government to rule. Also, as an individual, nothing stops me from killing and destroying everything.
#3983 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #3984 - MatthewsGauss (06/12/2012) [-]
thanks skinless is awesome why havnt I listened to more of them
User avatar #3985 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
I don't know, you tell me.
#381 - And that's the way it should be. We shouldn't have to pledge a… 06/12/2012 on Politics - politics news,... -3
#2562 - Who cares? Go out with bang, man. Or, just shoot yourself in the face. 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2557 - If you can get a gun. Go shoot some people or shoot yourself.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #2558 - MotherFuckingTobi (06/12/2012) [-]
i own a cabinet full. and thats so over done.
User avatar #2562 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Who cares? Go out with bang, man. Or, just shoot yourself in the face.
#2551 - Suicide by cop? Jump off a building. Overdose. Sli…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #2555 - MotherFuckingTobi (06/12/2012) [-]
tried and failed the last two
User avatar #2557 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
If you can get a gun. Go shoot some people or shoot yourself.
User avatar #2558 - MotherFuckingTobi (06/12/2012) [-]
i own a cabinet full. and thats so over done.
User avatar #2562 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Who cares? Go out with bang, man. Or, just shoot yourself in the face.
#371 - What political system do you favor and why?  [+] (33 new replies) 06/12/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#604 - fefe (06/13/2012) [-]
The only type of system guaranteed to work is one where the people running it truly want it to work and aren't just there for their personal gain. I think finding the perfect system is more of a social issue rather than a political one.
User avatar #644 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/13/2012) [-]
Well, shit. That is one of the best things I have ever heard.
User avatar #402 - oddesy (06/12/2012) [-]
Democratic.
#384 - drmcninja (06/12/2012) [-]
Ideally? A hobbesian Leviathan state. Realistically? No fucking clue. Everything has its flaws, and it doesn't look like any system is faring well at the moment. Even China's power-elite single party system hasn't stopped their economy from slowing.
User avatar #387 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
No political system works because either someone gets fucked over or people exploited it.
User avatar #399 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
You sir deserve a god damn medal for that comment
User avatar #414 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Thank you. But it's true. That's why I don't follow any specif political party. I stand for individual rights as long as it has the consent claws.
User avatar #416 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Agreed. Every party has it's ups and downs.
User avatar #420 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, I believe American Capitalism could work, if our system and people would hold their ground and not let money buy them out, like now.
User avatar #433 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
For our system to work we need honest people something are government is lacking. For one the federal government asserts itself as more dominet then the state government. WHen they should be equal further more congress is way to powerful despite the check/ balance system
User avatar #435 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Exactly, man. But I don't believe in State rights, I believe in individual rights.
User avatar #436 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
The states grant most of our individual rights though.
User avatar #438 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
True. But why would we want one right in one place, and not the same in another? I believe we shouldn't focus on state's rights, but on individual rights.
User avatar #571 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Good point
#388 - drmcninja (06/12/2012) [-]
Well then you have anarchy, and I personally believe that government is superior to that. I just haven't found the government that I feel is best yet.
User avatar #392 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, but if there's anarchy, nothing stops me from creating a new government to rule. Also, as an individual, nothing stops me from killing and destroying everything.
User avatar #374 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
A Monarchy.
User avatar #397 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
I disagree.
User avatar #398 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Cool
User avatar #400 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
Monarchy, didn't stop WW1, what makes you think it can protect you?
User avatar #401 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
I don't Government shouldn't protect it's people it should serve it .
User avatar #403 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
if you want someone to serve you, why don't you hire a domestic servant?
A government is an organization that you pay to protect you( that's oversimplified version)
User avatar #406 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Government is a person or people who run society in a certain place. If we need protection we can do it ourselves. I want my government to just make sure it's people are happy.
User avatar #407 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
and with a monarchy, the King/Queen, tends to satiate their own desires. So how is it an equitable government?
User avatar #408 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
Magna carta Limites the power of the king and queen. With the right limitations I belvie it can work
#410 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
I suppose putting all the power in person cuts out the possibility for a bureaucracy, I mean what could possibly go wrong?
<(What could go wrong)
User avatar #411 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
If you limited their power that couldn't happen Hitler was an absolute dictatorship
User avatar #412 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
who limits the power? In Monarchy, no power rivals the King/Queen's.
(can't say "people", because you've given up your rights so that the Gov't may better serve/protect you.)
User avatar #413 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
I can too say people. We have given up no rights. the king is their to guide and serve. Without a his people a King is nothing, but a present. It is yin and yang.
User avatar #417 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
Well, if people hold power over the King/Queen, isn't that position a wasteful expenditure? he/she is practically a middleman, if the people will eventually implement their will regardless of his ruling?
in addition, If the people are making decisions, isn't that a democratic system?
User avatar #434 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
No.
The King / Queen makes the laws. The people have the right to revoke any law deemed unfit. So long as it's just. For instance the King wants to pass a law allowing murder the people revoke that law.

The system isnt perfect I have only thought about it as you are asking me these things.
User avatar #439 - lecherouslad (06/12/2012) [-]
you realize, this sounds suspiciously like a system already in place in the world.
IE. Executive, and Legislative branches of the American gov't system.
User avatar #570 - mcstorms (06/12/2012) [-]
I do, But the president is limited far to much while congress can do whatever they god dman feel like doing.
#370 - Communism doesn't work because people are greedy, as simple as that. 06/12/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#3966 - I've just got a Dickies work jacket. No patches yet, still try… 06/12/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#18502 - I gotta do then. 06/12/2012 on Social Board +1
#3556 - Comment deleted 06/11/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#3554 - Dude, I heard Dre Beats were pretty good.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#3557 - fefe (06/11/2012) [-]
No the are pretty overpriced and are not god enough for audio quality enough for the price. I can get headsets for $150 and has a mic on them and has a program where I can change the equalizer to suit what I want to hear. they are by razer and it's their SWTOR gaming headsets but they are amazing trust me
#18231 - It's all the leafs, man. Does good stuff for ya,  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Social Board +1
User avatar #18249 - DukeOfLuke (06/11/2012) [-]
weed makes you realize the shit our society is.

shrooms make you feel what good it could be, and permanently puts you in a mindset that will take you directly there. you should try them.
User avatar #18502 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
I gotta do then.
#18209 - Hate thread? Hate thread. I ******* seriou…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Social Board +2
User avatar #18221 - kusipaa (06/11/2012) [-]
You speak wise words, HappyGiraffe.
User avatar #18231 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
It's all the leafs, man. Does good stuff for ya,
User avatar #18249 - DukeOfLuke (06/11/2012) [-]
weed makes you realize the shit our society is.

shrooms make you feel what good it could be, and permanently puts you in a mindset that will take you directly there. you should try them.
User avatar #18502 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/12/2012) [-]
I gotta do then.
#149 - They fight with their lack of dairy product supplement to the system. 06/11/2012 on A New Home? 0
#1 - Such is life on the internet. 06/11/2012 on Funnyjunk dating +6
#54 - My name is Steve.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Infinite feels 0
#88 - cweget (06/11/2012) [-]
#79 - But if we hate the government, wouldn't it make sense to stay …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2012 on A New Home? 0
#147 - jeepguy (06/11/2012) [-]
Wisconsin is doing it right
User avatar #149 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
They fight with their lack of dairy product supplement to the system.
#3399 - Picture 06/11/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#3393 - Yeah. But don't worry, man. They come every year, so don't fee…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#3394 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
#3399 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
#3391 - I can't afford it, either. But my sister my be able to pay for…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #3392 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
So I've figured!
User avatar #3393 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
Yeah. But don't worry, man. They come every year, so don't feel bad for missing it this year.
#3394 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
#3399 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
#3388 - Yeah. I wanna do nothing but Surfin' Bird, but can't listen to…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #3390 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
I want to, but I can't afford at the moment...
Are you?
User avatar #3391 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
I can't afford it, either. But my sister my be able to pay for me, but if not, it's cool. But ah, you should try and scrap some money together for next year, Slayer and Anthrax is one of the best shows you'll see.
User avatar #3392 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
So I've figured!
User avatar #3393 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]
Yeah. But don't worry, man. They come every year, so don't feel bad for missing it this year.
#3394 - mcpandabear (06/11/2012) [-]
#3399 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/11/2012) [-]

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