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Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
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I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo!

Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam. I QUIT THIS SHIT SITE!!!!

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#315 - I'm gonna see if changing the text to white works.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2012 on holy shit, worth the read 0
User avatar #319 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
well shit
User avatar #324 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#311 - We're ****** . man.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2012 on holy shit, worth the read 0
User avatar #312 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
we commented on uncle dolans thing
User avatar #315 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
I'm gonna see if changing the text to white works.
User avatar #319 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
well shit
User avatar #324 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#309 - Yeah, I had no clue what the **** happened to it... 04/01/2012 on holy shit, worth the read 0
#298 - But if you're not alive then you have no perception of time. S…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/01/2012 on holy shit, worth the read -1
User avatar #317 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
But if you're not alive then you have no perception of time. So you're nonexistent, so really your "life" comes into existents out of nowhere. So when you're born you're born, you don't sit there waiting in a dark room for one thousand years. Everyone will be born no matter what you do, it's really just our current time that makes your life special, and theres 7 seven billion people in the world, if that even special?
User avatar #307 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
i had to highlight that to read it
User avatar #309 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, I had no clue what the fuck happened to it...
User avatar #308 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
FUCK
User avatar #311 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
We're fucked. man.
User avatar #312 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
we commented on uncle dolans thing
User avatar #315 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
I'm gonna see if changing the text to white works.
User avatar #319 - lolkoi (04/01/2012) [-]
well shit
User avatar #324 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/01/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#22 - Yeah, you could tell that they were going to have Rainbow Dash… 04/01/2012 on you have got to see this 0
#8 - Well, if he thinks his music is better than yours, it's his op… 04/01/2012 on Music +2
#359 - I meant it as I was saying It has, like Giraffe's comment. But… 03/31/2012 on Dat Mindfuck 0
#183 - Correct me if I'm wrong. But you wouldn't be able to become tw…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Dat Mindfuck +6
User avatar #216 - sasyboncho (03/31/2012) [-]
It is matter? Its*.
User avatar #359 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/31/2012) [-]
I meant it as I was saying It has, like Giraffe's comment. But, I fucked up.
#206 - suddenlypotatoes (03/31/2012) [-]
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#337 - How the **** does SonicTeam make front page? We a… 03/31/2012 on That Dream +6
#146 - “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk 03/27/2012 on Movie Quotes +1
#408 - Shut up, ****** . 03/25/2012 on Help Tommy Jordan -5
#921 - I'm okay with this. 03/24/2012 on Do It 0
#18 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on Pinkie is so metal +3
#17 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on Pinkie is so metal +3
#26 - And with you get the job, then you shall do just that. 03/23/2012 on Oh wow.... 0
#24 - I just got out of high school last year. Meat packaging? Thats…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Oh wow.... 0
User avatar #25 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yup. I dont really like to fuck around. I just need to put myself through a university and get on with my life haha.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
And with you get the job, then you shall do just that.
#20 - Yeah, I got two buddies who wear Doc Martens. I wear Vietnam c…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Oh wow.... 0
User avatar #22 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im going to look for a job in a factory. Solid pay and benefits. Maybe a meat packery or the sort. Im finishing my last year of high school so it shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
I just got out of high school last year. Meat packaging? Thats not bad for your first job. Also, you're not going to be relied on to cover other people's shifts unlike your average minimum wage job.
User avatar #25 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yup. I dont really like to fuck around. I just need to put myself through a university and get on with my life haha.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
And with you get the job, then you shall do just that.
#28 - Sadly, we're probably just hyping ourselves for another false … 03/23/2012 on It has begun. 0
#18 - Yeah, they make some awesome boots, very reliable, clean, slic…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Oh wow.... 0
User avatar #19 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im a Doc Marten wearer myself but once I get a blue collar job I plan on getting some boots similar to the picture you posted.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I got two buddies who wear Doc Martens. I wear Vietnam combat boots. But what's your job gonna be?
User avatar #22 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im going to look for a job in a factory. Solid pay and benefits. Maybe a meat packery or the sort. Im finishing my last year of high school so it shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
I just got out of high school last year. Meat packaging? Thats not bad for your first job. Also, you're not going to be relied on to cover other people's shifts unlike your average minimum wage job.
User avatar #25 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yup. I dont really like to fuck around. I just need to put myself through a university and get on with my life haha.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
And with you get the job, then you shall do just that.
#15 - Well, they also make boots... Look up the Cat boots l…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Oh wow.... 0
User avatar #17 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yea I added the second part as you responded. My bad.
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, they make some awesome boots, very reliable, clean, slick, and can be worn for very day wear.
User avatar #19 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im a Doc Marten wearer myself but once I get a blue collar job I plan on getting some boots similar to the picture you posted.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I got two buddies who wear Doc Martens. I wear Vietnam combat boots. But what's your job gonna be?
User avatar #22 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im going to look for a job in a factory. Solid pay and benefits. Maybe a meat packery or the sort. Im finishing my last year of high school so it shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
I just got out of high school last year. Meat packaging? Thats not bad for your first job. Also, you're not going to be relied on to cover other people's shifts unlike your average minimum wage job.
User avatar #25 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yup. I dont really like to fuck around. I just need to put myself through a university and get on with my life haha.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
And with you get the job, then you shall do just that.
#11 - "Cat" is a boot manufacturer, and they make some swe…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Oh wow.... +1
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/23/2012) [-]
The first thing you think about when you see Cat is boots? Seriously? Caterpillar is bigger than Google and Coca-cola.

BTW, they don't even make the boots, Wolverine does under license. Although they are damn fine boots.
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #14 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
They make tractors and heavy equipment..........
User avatar #16 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
*As well as boots and other merchandise.
User avatar #15 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
Well, they also make boots...

Look up the Cat boots logo and look at the logo on the shirt, they're the same, man.
User avatar #17 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yea I added the second part as you responded. My bad.
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, they make some awesome boots, very reliable, clean, slick, and can be worn for very day wear.
User avatar #19 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im a Doc Marten wearer myself but once I get a blue collar job I plan on getting some boots similar to the picture you posted.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I got two buddies who wear Doc Martens. I wear Vietnam combat boots. But what's your job gonna be?
User avatar #22 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Im going to look for a job in a factory. Solid pay and benefits. Maybe a meat packery or the sort. Im finishing my last year of high school so it shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
I just got out of high school last year. Meat packaging? Thats not bad for your first job. Also, you're not going to be relied on to cover other people's shifts unlike your average minimum wage job.
User avatar #25 - spankymcgee (03/23/2012) [-]
Yup. I dont really like to fuck around. I just need to put myself through a university and get on with my life haha.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/23/2012) [-]
And with you get the job, then you shall do just that.
#141 - What? 03/22/2012 on Trick or Treat 0
#140 - **HAPPYGIRAFFE rolled a random image posted in comment #196 …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on Trick or Treat +13
User avatar #141 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/22/2012) [-]
What?
#351 - Comment deleted 03/22/2012 on 90% of your middle school... 0
#271 - **HAPPYGIRAFFE rolls 59** 03/22/2012 on Every University Ever 0

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