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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
Last Login:7/25/2012
Location:San Diego Zoo
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I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo!

Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam. I QUIT THIS SHIT SITE!!!!

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#16 - Auto Mechanics unite!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Finish School +1
User avatar #17 - thatdrummerguy (05/06/2012) [-]
Huzzah! And I still make more money than everybody I went to school with that graduated and was able to find a job.
#25 - Womens Study Major (05/06/2012) [-]
That doesn't surprise or impress me, school isn't for everyone, there are good jobs you can get without an education. Most of the jobs you get with an education will only make 40k-70k a year which isn't that much. People talk about school as if you go there and become as rich as BIll Gates, but really all it does is open the variety of occupations you can choose from. I work at Frito Lay stacking boxes of chips and i make about the same as high school teachers (which takes a decent chunk of schooling) which is about 40-50k a year. Honestly, people will go to school, pay 80 thousand, and get a job that makes about average, while people who didn't could be making the same amount. Why should you pay so much to go to school, and get a job that isn't going to give you a shit ton of money? Schooling should be free in my opinion because we need teachers, doctors, police, ( yes we do need the cops despite all the hate they get), write, artist, etc.

Sorry for long reply
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/06/2012) [-]
Exactly, man. People need us. Cars aren't going to fix themselves.
#19 - That didn't rustle my jimmies one bit, it just scared the … 05/05/2012 on OMGOMGOMG 0
#20296 - ******* lol! 05/05/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1286 - Sorry, man, I don't have the original. 05/04/2012 on Atheism 0
#119 - Well, you got me there. But like I said, man. Don't think that… 05/04/2012 on Both Ways 0
#116 - It's not all blacks. Blacks not be proper, too. It's the …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2012 on Both Ways +1
#117 - jimmystango (05/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #119 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/04/2012) [-]
Well, you got me there. But like I said, man. Don't think that all blacks are like that. It's the niggers that ruin the fun for us all.
#114 - Nah, I tell it in front of them just to piss 'em off. 05/04/2012 on Both Ways 0
#1264 - Apathiest Master Race reporting.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2012 on Atheism +1
#1279 - prozmbieeater (05/04/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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Oh god if you could give me just the lawnmower gif I would give you one of my best gifs
User avatar #1286 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, man, I don't have the original.
#1282 - meanmrhyde (05/04/2012) [-]
i have this one. best gif ever
User avatar #1289 - prozmbieeater (05/04/2012) [-]
close enough. alright here it is
#1295 - prozmbieeater (05/04/2012) [-]
#125 - Picture 05/02/2012 on Rustled... +3
#41 - Well, 4chan is pretty boring now days. /b/ is filled with newf…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/01/2012 on 4chan on funnyjunk +5
#74 - turboplague (05/01/2012) [-]
Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids.
Unless you're "raiding" funnyjunk, we don't care where you're from.
User avatar #70 - dopoqob (05/01/2012) [-]
you know why /b/ is filled with newfags?

ebcause epople like you started going there and making copycat thread you've seen screenshots of making it the worst place oin the internet.
User avatar #65 - ishalltroll (05/01/2012) [-]
>Calls other people newfags.
>Doesn't know 1 & 2 only apply during raids or events.
>Nope.
#64 - verrah (05/01/2012) [-]
what are rule 1 & 2?
#126 - dubslao (05/01/2012) [-]
1, Shall thoust brethren ever be obtained unwillingly, thou must end his life.
2. WHATEVER THE BLOODY FUCKIN FRARGLEKMFJKANJFA, DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. FMSAGFKEC
#71 - Spectricity (05/01/2012) [-]
1. Do not talk about fight club.
2. DO NOT talk about fight club.
User avatar #56 - jatterjite (05/01/2012) [-]
Rule's 1 and 2 are raid rules. But don't feel bad, newfag's of /b/ don't know that either.
#44 - bloodcaller (05/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #42 - TheFixer (05/01/2012) [-]
yep, i find myself going to 4chan for their /mlp/ board more then the /b/ board
#89 - finnjevel (05/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 - karhunperse (05/01/2012) [-]
Don't talk about ponies outside pony thread or ponytime. Please.
#50 - fguardianj has deleted their comment.
User avatar #213 - TheFixer (05/01/2012) [-]
no, i dont think i shall
#67 - mrbrianlolz (05/01/2012) [-]
Neutralfag here different folks for different folks, one should not be thumbed down simply for liking mlp, I myself don't like it, hell I thumb down all the ponytime crap, but I wouldn't thumb down for being a brony.
#66 - Womens Study Major (05/01/2012) [-]
HATE AND INTOLERANCE
User avatar #54 - radroach (05/01/2012) [-]
Aww, jealous that the guy has a preference?
#19 - I'm nineteen, and I'm still scared to. 04/30/2012 on it was scary +5
#77 - I don't know why, but that made me depressed a little. 04/29/2012 on How to kill a walrus +7
#272 - When I was in high school, everyday was a screw around day. Yo… 04/29/2012 on When this happens +1
#12 - Well, for some people. it's not as simple as that. Maybe they'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2012 on Psychology +45
User avatar #76 - wickkles (04/28/2012) [-]
I agree with that. I only posted the pic in the first place was because I never use it and it was close enough to the content.
#182 - Man, it feels good to be an Apathiest. 04/27/2012 on Idiot atheist comp +4
#915 - Well **** ... 04/11/2012 on just germans.. 0
#578 - Your school is fascist pigs, man. 04/11/2012 on Public School Stupidity +2
#784 - Yeah, I like Scotland and Ireland better.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on just germans.. +1
#791 - rixit (04/11/2012) [-]
fun fact: scotland is just a different why of saying ireland because we took them over years ago
User avatar #915 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/11/2012) [-]
Well fuck...
#774 - ******* England.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2012 on just germans.. +1
#780 - rixit (04/11/2012) [-]
they took our lanuage and most of our trees
User avatar #784 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I like Scotland and Ireland better.
#791 - rixit (04/11/2012) [-]
fun fact: scotland is just a different why of saying ireland because we took them over years ago
User avatar #915 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/11/2012) [-]
Well fuck...
#762 - I thought you guys were natural. Kinda like what countries wit…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2012 on just germans.. +2
#773 - rixit (04/11/2012) [-]
unless someone forces us to fight (e.g. england)
we either not fight at all or try to keep the peace
User avatar #774 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/11/2012) [-]
Fuckin' England.
#780 - rixit (04/11/2012) [-]
they took our lanuage and most of our trees
User avatar #784 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I like Scotland and Ireland better.
#791 - rixit (04/11/2012) [-]
fun fact: scotland is just a different why of saying ireland because we took them over years ago
User avatar #915 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/11/2012) [-]
Well fuck...
#71 - For some reason I like cigarettes better than weed. 04/11/2012 on All i want -3
#30 - Awesome. 04/10/2012 on neck fight -1
#28 - I am.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2012 on neck fight -1
#29 - elevenspelledout (04/10/2012) [-]
prepare your cock
User avatar #30 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/10/2012) [-]
Awesome.
#26 - You guys really gotta stop taking videos of me. 04/10/2012 on neck fight -1
#25 - I'm loved!  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2012 on neck fight +1
#27 - elevenspelledout (04/10/2012) [-]
I would suck your penis for you if you were an actual giraffe
User avatar #28 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/10/2012) [-]
I am.
#29 - elevenspelledout (04/10/2012) [-]
prepare your cock
User avatar #30 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (04/10/2012) [-]
Awesome.

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