HAPPYGIRAFFE

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Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
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I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo!

Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam. I QUIT THIS SHIT SITE!!!!

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#22 - You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#20 - Looks nice, man. You got any other models?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
User avatar #21 - thatdrummerguy (05/14/2012) [-]
Not at the moment. I'm gonna go to the hobby shop later this week and see if I can find something that takes my interest.
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#18 - You should send me a pick.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/10/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
#19 - thatdrummerguy (05/11/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly it's a '67.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks nice, man. You got any other models?
User avatar #21 - thatdrummerguy (05/14/2012) [-]
Not at the moment. I'm gonna go to the hobby shop later this week and see if I can find something that takes my interest.
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#18 - It's the Sodom cover off of M-16. Still an awesome song, 05/09/2012 on bird Brian 0
#27 - Yeah. ******* assholes they are. So what's up wit… 05/09/2012 on My First Compilation 0
#25 - Yeah. I was spouse to do a research paper, but I was moving ho…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2012 on My First Compilation 0
#26 - Rahmaniac (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah. Fuckin' assholes they are. So what's up with you, man?
#23 - Well **** .  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2012 on My First Compilation 0
#24 - Rahmaniac (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #25 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah. I was spouse to do a research paper, but I was moving houses at the time so I couldn't turn it in. Now the assholes ain't let me turn it in and I failed the class.
#26 - Rahmaniac (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #27 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah. Fuckin' assholes they are. So what's up with you, man?
#158 - I don't give a single **** about his age. 05/09/2012 on Moms like this. +6
#146 - That kid deserves to die for two reasons: Casing a miscarriage… 05/09/2012 on Moms like this. +6
#278 - Can you guys please stop taking pictures of me? Goddamn it. 05/09/2012 on when you see it +5
#16 - I've got a healthy boner for you. And the String way Corvette.…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
User avatar #17 - thatdrummerguy (05/09/2012) [-]
I have a model in my room I built a few years ago of a sexy Stingray.
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/10/2012) [-]
You should send me a pick.
#19 - thatdrummerguy (05/11/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly it's a '67.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks nice, man. You got any other models?
User avatar #21 - thatdrummerguy (05/14/2012) [-]
Not at the moment. I'm gonna go to the hobby shop later this week and see if I can find something that takes my interest.
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#206 - Well, you should let me feel your crotch to see if you're lyin… 05/08/2012 on Haircut 0
#37 - Anyone here a thrasher? Also, look up Evil Army. 05/08/2012 on \m/ +1
#152 - My dad was a old stoner from the 60s. He had hair down to his …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Haircut 0
#158 - forgottendeath (05/08/2012) [-]
i shaved my pubes an hour ago :D
User avatar #206 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, you should let me feel your crotch to see if you're lying, man.
#145 - So like a longer marine cut, ah?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Haircut +1
User avatar #147 - nsapanda (05/08/2012) [-]
yea i grew up with my dad always saying if i can grab it its too long
User avatar #152 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
My dad was a old stoner from the 60s. He had hair down to his mid-back. But he then joined the military. But I've always liked having a buzz cut. I actually just shaved my head about an hour ago.
#158 - forgottendeath (05/08/2012) [-]
i shaved my pubes an hour ago :D
User avatar #206 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, you should let me feel your crotch to see if you're lying, man.
#797 - My computer is **** , I always get the content bef…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on A short message to... -1
#810 - jbur (05/08/2012) [-]
#792 - I still have to view the content to see what it is. If I had t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2012 on A short message to... 0
#795 - jbur (05/08/2012) [-]
or you could see the "bendingtime" label at the top of the screen and not have to look at it. then again you could also just go somewhere else.
User avatar #797 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
My computer is shit, I always get the content before everything else, for some reason. Also, I came to this site for FUNNYjunk, not bendingtime.
#810 - jbur (05/08/2012) [-]
#788 - You can't really blame him. That ***** pretty ann…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2012 on A short message to... -3
#789 - jbur (05/08/2012) [-]
that's what the skip button is for
#832 - theguynamedme (05/08/2012) [-]
Tell 'em Oak.
User avatar #792 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
I still have to view the content to see what it is. If I had the option to skip it and not view it from the start, I would. But things aren't that simple, now are they?
#795 - jbur (05/08/2012) [-]
or you could see the "bendingtime" label at the top of the screen and not have to look at it. then again you could also just go somewhere else.
User avatar #797 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
My computer is shit, I always get the content before everything else, for some reason. Also, I came to this site for FUNNYjunk, not bendingtime.
#810 - jbur (05/08/2012) [-]
#126 - I just shave my head down to a 1 at home. Saves money, time, a…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Haircut +6
User avatar #142 - nsapanda (05/08/2012) [-]
so can i, i usally go for a three on top and a 2 on the sides
User avatar #165 - mythicdragoon (05/08/2012) [-]
the exact same cut i get
User avatar #145 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
So like a longer marine cut, ah?
User avatar #147 - nsapanda (05/08/2012) [-]
yea i grew up with my dad always saying if i can grab it its too long
User avatar #152 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
My dad was a old stoner from the 60s. He had hair down to his mid-back. But he then joined the military. But I've always liked having a buzz cut. I actually just shaved my head about an hour ago.
#158 - forgottendeath (05/08/2012) [-]
i shaved my pubes an hour ago :D
User avatar #206 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
Well, you should let me feel your crotch to see if you're lying, man.
#14 - Muscle cars and classics. What about you?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/08/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
User avatar #15 - thatdrummerguy (05/08/2012) [-]
Pretty much the same. I get a healthy boner for Mach 1's.
User avatar #16 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/09/2012) [-]
I've got a healthy boner for you. And the String way Corvette. But mostly you.
User avatar #17 - thatdrummerguy (05/09/2012) [-]
I have a model in my room I built a few years ago of a sexy Stingray.
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/10/2012) [-]
You should send me a pick.
#19 - thatdrummerguy (05/11/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly it's a '67.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks nice, man. You got any other models?
User avatar #21 - thatdrummerguy (05/14/2012) [-]
Not at the moment. I'm gonna go to the hobby shop later this week and see if I can find something that takes my interest.
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#69 - So what you're telling is that I got lad!? **** yeah! 05/07/2012 on Wake +9
#12 - Same here, just with my brother. My dad is a computer engineer…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/06/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
User avatar #13 - thatdrummerguy (05/07/2012) [-]
Cool stuff man. What kind of cars do you like?
User avatar #14 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
Muscle cars and classics. What about you?
User avatar #15 - thatdrummerguy (05/08/2012) [-]
Pretty much the same. I get a healthy boner for Mach 1's.
User avatar #16 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/09/2012) [-]
I've got a healthy boner for you. And the String way Corvette. But mostly you.
User avatar #17 - thatdrummerguy (05/09/2012) [-]
I have a model in my room I built a few years ago of a sexy Stingray.
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/10/2012) [-]
You should send me a pick.
#19 - thatdrummerguy (05/11/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly it's a '67.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks nice, man. You got any other models?
User avatar #21 - thatdrummerguy (05/14/2012) [-]
Not at the moment. I'm gonna go to the hobby shop later this week and see if I can find something that takes my interest.
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#10 - Where'd you go to school, man?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/06/2012 on thatdrummerguy's profile 0
User avatar #11 - thatdrummerguy (05/06/2012) [-]
Didn't go to a tech school or anything. Hung around my dad building engines my entire life and been picking up on it since I was a kid.
User avatar #12 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/06/2012) [-]
Same here, just with my brother. My dad is a computer engineer, my brother went in his foot steps, I went with my other brother into cars.
User avatar #13 - thatdrummerguy (05/07/2012) [-]
Cool stuff man. What kind of cars do you like?
User avatar #14 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/08/2012) [-]
Muscle cars and classics. What about you?
User avatar #15 - thatdrummerguy (05/08/2012) [-]
Pretty much the same. I get a healthy boner for Mach 1's.
User avatar #16 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/09/2012) [-]
I've got a healthy boner for you. And the String way Corvette. But mostly you.
User avatar #17 - thatdrummerguy (05/09/2012) [-]
I have a model in my room I built a few years ago of a sexy Stingray.
User avatar #18 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/10/2012) [-]
You should send me a pick.
#19 - thatdrummerguy (05/11/2012) [-]
If I remember correctly it's a '67.
User avatar #20 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/14/2012) [-]
Looks nice, man. You got any other models?
User avatar #21 - thatdrummerguy (05/14/2012) [-]
Not at the moment. I'm gonna go to the hobby shop later this week and see if I can find something that takes my interest.
User avatar #22 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
You should buy a used car, restore it, and sell it for more.
User avatar #23 - thatdrummerguy (05/15/2012) [-]
I've been thinking about doing that. Just a matter of saving up money.

Side note: You gonna be playing D3?
User avatar #24 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/15/2012) [-]
My brother and I are going to do that with a 5.0 Mustang. And I don't have D3.
User avatar #25 - thatdrummerguy (05/19/2012) [-]
Very nice sir.
User avatar #26 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/19/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#6 - I hear it's healthy for your skin. 05/06/2012 on Wow 0
#18 - Exactly, man. People need us. Cars aren't going to fix themselves. 05/06/2012 on Finish School +2

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