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Date Signed Up:4/10/2010
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I`m ah GIRAFFE. Hello, i live in a zoo! Real Metal: Old Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, Pantera, Dream Theater, Venom, Exodus, Death, Kreator, Testament, Judas Priest, Hammerfall, Sonata Arctica, Grim Reaper, Sodom, etc. Two people use this account: Steve and Sam.
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#10 - VodKa 23 hours ago on OTHER Uses of Vodka +2
#18 - This is a repost  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Life saver 0
#21 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
#46 - Either try and hide, or kill. Depends on how strong they are, … 05/25/2012 on This Invades the Earth.... +1
#22 - Quit entertaining. 05/25/2012 on bronies and 4chan troll... +5
#2 - I'm Steve. 05/25/2012 on OH YOU 0
#56 - I'm a fan of some of it. Exploited, GG Allin, Adolescences.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on title. 0
User avatar #58 - doctorhax (05/25/2012) [-]
I like anihillated
#5 - I would laugh hard if that happened. 05/25/2012 on Heavy Rain Effects in Odessa 0
#53 - I saw Slayer and Anthrax a few years ago. Been mostly punk sho…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2012 on title. +1
User avatar #55 - doctorhax (05/25/2012) [-]
ah, im not a fan of punk
User avatar #56 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/25/2012) [-]
I'm a fan of some of it. Exploited, GG Allin, Adolescences.
User avatar #58 - doctorhax (05/25/2012) [-]
I like anihillated
#50 - I listen to some death metal, if you like that.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2012 on title. 0
User avatar #51 - doctorhax (05/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, love death metal and thrash too. I just went to see Goatwhore, 3 inches of blood and Havok a couple weeks ago :D
User avatar #53 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/25/2012) [-]
I saw Slayer and Anthrax a few years ago. Been mostly punk shows around here now.
User avatar #55 - doctorhax (05/25/2012) [-]
ah, im not a fan of punk
User avatar #56 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/25/2012) [-]
I'm a fan of some of it. Exploited, GG Allin, Adolescences.
User avatar #58 - doctorhax (05/25/2012) [-]
I like anihillated
#41 - I know, I'm a big thrasher. I was just making a joke. 05/25/2012 on title. +2
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#208 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for being my first commenter.  Here's this sensible gif in return.
Thanks for being my first commenter. Here's this sensible gif in return.
User avatar #211 to #210 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
I was hard, but then I saw that...
#212 to #211 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
Really? I had the opposite reaction.
Really? I had the opposite reaction.
User avatar #213 to #212 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
I did too when I saw the girl, but when that crab thing came up...

I'm trying to get hard again, but it's not working,
User avatar #214 to #213 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
I have literally nothing that would help. My reaction folder should be labeled boner killers.
#215 to #214 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
Fuckin' lol! Only pic I've got.
User avatar #216 to #215 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
haha I'd give you other pics, but I think my exes would give me hell
User avatar #217 to #216 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
Post it on /b/ or some shit.
User avatar #218 to #217 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
Wait isn't this what messaging is for?
User avatar #219 to #218 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
I don't know. I'm fapping to nothing. Just browsing and fapping for no reason at all.
User avatar #220 to #219 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
You fight for a noble cause. Also that sounds extremely difficult. I'm imagining it's quite the erectile roller coaster.
User avatar #221 to #220 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm fapping while talking to a drunk guy on omegle. I just came. It me 44 minutes to come.
#222 to #221 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
This about sums up the conflict in my brain.  Also you deserve a medal of some sort.
This about sums up the conflict in my brain. Also you deserve a medal of some sort.
User avatar #223 to #222 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
I will give you the best sex of your life, man.
#224 to #223 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
I'll shine the balls, dude.
I'll shine the balls, dude.
User avatar #225 to #224 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
The Big Lebowski! And I use my seaman for mine, you know, it gives it that natural glow.
#226 to #225 - chiefmartinbrody (05/22/2012) [-]
Helllll yeah.  Yeah, that usually gets it slidin' real good.
Helllll yeah. Yeah, that usually gets it slidin' real good.
User avatar #227 to #226 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (05/22/2012) [-]
Natural lube, too.
User avatar #228 to #227 - chiefmartinbrody (05/23/2012) [-]
I think it cums after lube.
User avatar #200 - ChildExtortion (03/06/2012) [-]
Noble..... I just realised I've had one of your pics favourited before I even met you.
and GET ON FUCKING XBL!
User avatar #201 to #200 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/06/2012) [-]
I'm too fuckin' bored of Xbox.
User avatar #202 to #201 - ChildExtortion (03/07/2012) [-]
But I miss you D:
User avatar #203 to #202 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I just can't play anymore. I'm tired of video games.
User avatar #204 to #203 - ChildExtortion (03/08/2012) [-]
but I LAUF YOU!
User avatar #205 to #204 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/08/2012) [-]
I might get on Red Dead, I've been wanting to play it lately.
User avatar #192 - tehnukecomes (03/01/2012) [-]
HEY BRO!

i've just finished (sort of) my battlejacket,
got 4 patches,some studs,and tattered sleeves,it looks awesome!

gonna buy more patches soon.
User avatar #193 to #192 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/01/2012) [-]
Can you send me a pick?

Also, the jacket I showed, well I got it, it was to big, didn't look good at all, nothing like the picture. You think a black denim jack with sleeves would work?

What patches did you get?
#195 to #193 - tehnukecomes (03/01/2012) [-]
and the back,with an infa riot and exploited patch,

still gonna add spikes on it,and i can't find a large patch for my back,so i'll have to improvise something
#194 to #193 - tehnukecomes (03/01/2012) [-]
the front,studsaround the arm openings, and a trivium and a slayer patch.
User avatar #196 to #194 - tehnukecomes (03/01/2012) [-]
oh,and some safety pins on my neck
User avatar #197 to #196 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/01/2012) [-]
Nice jacket. You could look at some of the back patches on a site called www.angryyoungandpoor.com. But thats a denim vest? I can't pull of the vest look. I'm thinking about getting a black denim jacket, you think it could work?
User avatar #198 to #197 - tehnukecomes (03/02/2012) [-]
it's a denim yes,

and you should take a black denim,that looks awesome,
but if you're really thrash,you could also take a light one,one of my friends did that and it looks pretty neato.

User avatar #199 to #198 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/03/2012) [-]
I can't find any denim. My buddy uses a cotton wax jacket. Looks pretty damn good too. I might do that.
User avatar #186 - thedestroyerbob (02/11/2012) [-]
inmates!
User avatar #187 to #186 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/11/2012) [-]
Inmates?
User avatar #188 to #187 - thedestroyerbob (02/11/2012) [-]
it changes inmates into inmates
User avatar #189 to #188 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I noticed. I just kinda bailed out of the sketch pad, I suck at drawing.
User avatar #190 to #189 - thedestroyerbob (02/11/2012) [-]
if you zoom in it helps
User avatar #191 to #190 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/11/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm just gonna read some of my writings and go to bed.
#181 - mikaelkid ONLINE (02/02/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Anyone Else Feel Bad For Him? **   
   
I'm getting married.
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Anyone Else Feel Bad For Him? **

I'm getting married.
#182 to #181 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/02/2012) [-]
Dude, really? Details, for the love of god, details!
#183 to #182 - mikaelkid ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #214 at Awesome! **

I mean to this image I roll
#184 to #183 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, but are you really getting married?
#206 to #184 - mikaelkid ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
lolat those two pics
lolat those two pics
#185 to #184 - mikaelkid ONLINE (02/03/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #3913 at What do you look like? **

no sir, but i am in a fling with a girl ive liked for years
#177 - tehnukecomes (01/23/2012) [-]
thanks for the tips,have this one.
#178 to #177 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/23/2012) [-]
Some what related.
#167 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Dude, you're a BA for the wallpapers, thanks, they're pretty fucking awesome!
User avatar #168 to #167 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Thank you, what "BA", boss?
#169 to #168 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
BadAss, my friend (probably should have just written it out)   
   
Now, just to decide on a wallpaper...
BadAss, my friend (probably should have just written it out)

Now, just to decide on a wallpaper...
User avatar #170 to #169 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Yeah, i got the Metro 2033 one, i like it, i can see my icons easier do to the red.
User avatar #171 to #170 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Yeah, I really like nearly all of them, I just can't decide on any in particular... I think I'm a bit picky.
User avatar #172 to #171 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Same here, i can't decide on what to have, so i picked the metro 2033 because it was the first one i saved.
#173 to #172 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Yeah, I love them, but it's like, one will have something I love, but also a part of it I won't like... I love the ones with guns or shooting, it's just that there is something in them that keeps me from picking it. I'm sure I'll pick soon, but I just can't figure it out :(

Also, just for the fuck of it, here's a wallpaper, I just found it scrolling through some shit, so might as well add it here
User avatar #174 to #173 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Thanks, I'm going to put mine as the zombie gas mask one.
User avatar #175 to #174 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (12/26/2011) [-]
Sounds good, probably gonna take me fuckin' forever to decide...

Anyway, Merry Christmas, and thanks for the wallpapers!
User avatar #176 to #175 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
You too, have a good one.
#141 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/25/2011) [-]
Dumping wallpapers, feel free to do the same.
User avatar #180 to #144 - ilovehitler ONLINE (01/29/2012) [-]
I just came buckets of win.
#151 to #150 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
I like this one...
#152 to #151 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
I want to get a Nazi flag, am I a bad person?
#153 to #152 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Yellow gas mask, posted green one earlier.
#155 to #154 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Not mine, made by one of the users.
#156 to #155 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
My current wallpaper.
User avatar #166 to #160 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Nope, I'm out. Let me know what you guys think, but I'm forever alone.
#165 to #160 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Last one guys, i may have one left some where, But its the last.
#164 to #160 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
I guess i didn't have as much zombie ones as i remembered.
#163 to #160 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Flag.
#162 to #160 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Can't reply anymore.
#161 to #160 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (12/26/2011) [-]
Some zombie ones i got here.
#135 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image**


FUCK YEHHHH
#136 to #135 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image**

I MEANT THISSS
#137 to #136 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/20/2011) [-]
Please touche my PENIS.
Please touche my PENIS.
#138 to #137 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image**
User avatar #139 to #138 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolls 22**

Dubs and I do it
User avatar #140 to #139 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/20/2011) [-]
FUCK
#129 - Sunset (09/17/2011) [-]
Hey there.
Hey there.
User avatar #130 to #129 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/17/2011) [-]
Sup, man?
#131 to #130 - Sunset (09/17/2011) [-]
Chillin', watching old TV shows. You?
Chillin', watching old TV shows. You?
#132 to #131 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/17/2011) [-]
Nothing much, what are you watching?
#133 to #132 - Sunset (09/17/2011) [-]
Xiaolin Showdown, and some old Toonami and CN shows.
Xiaolin Showdown, and some old Toonami and CN shows.
#134 to #133 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/17/2011) [-]
Cool, cool. I`m looking threw the YouTube videos right now.
Cool, cool. I`m looking threw the YouTube videos right now.
#107 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image**

I replied to much on my profile and couldn't reply anymore

<------ your future wife
#109 to #107 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/14/2011) [-]
A wife? Awesome!
A wife? Awesome!
User avatar #110 to #109 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
tis a dude
#112 to #111 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image**


wut
User avatar #114 to #113 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
XD

fukken saved


edit in there "the amount of fucks i give*
#115 to #114 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/15/2011) [-]
Post it!
Post it!
User avatar #116 to #115 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/15/2011) [-]
i dunno how D:
User avatar #117 to #116 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/15/2011) [-]
HAHA! I do`nt either! Do you like metal?
#118 to #117 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/15/2011) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image**

LOL to the above picture!!

and yes i do
User avatar #119 to #118 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/15/2011) [-]
Look up Lich King office politics and look up the lyrics on google.
User avatar #120 to #119 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/15/2011) [-]
I skimmed them and holy shit haha
User avatar #121 to #120 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (09/15/2011) [-]
I think the band is the best since the 80`s.
User avatar #103 - mikaelkid ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
How long has it been yo pic?
User avatar #104 to #103 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (07/31/2011) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #105 to #104 - mikaelkid ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
profile pic
User avatar #106 to #105 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (07/31/2011) [-]
About a year before i made this account because i had a happygiraffe name before this (same name just deleted it and remade it)

So about 2 years
#98 - bobJML (07/26/2011) [-]
Bend over.
User avatar #99 to #98 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (07/26/2011) [-]
I`m a giraffe, it`s perfect :D
#100 to #99 - bobJML (07/26/2011) [-]
Just don't go to bed.
User avatar #101 to #100 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (07/26/2011) [-]
I`m in a hotel room with 3 people.
User avatar #123 to #122 - bobJML (09/15/2011) [-]
Small picture is small.
#124 to #123 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/15/2011) [-]
Yes, it tis.

I did NOT each your enchilada!

I stole that shit
#126 to #125 - mikaelkid ONLINE (09/16/2011) [-]
MFW

<-- i impressed you, delightful
User avatar #97 - bananaoctopuss (03/23/2011) [-]
heyy its me! im back with a new account.
User avatar #96 - opinionmanlol **User deleted account** (03/23/2011) [-]
Hey happygiraffe?did you get mah message yet?I'm makin a new accaount
I'll most likely friend ya.my new name shall be bananaoctopus
User avatar #92 - gangsterg **User deleted account** (03/07/2011) [-]
Remember me! BITCH!!
User avatar #93 to #92 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/07/2011) [-]
No, now gtfo.
User avatar #94 to #93 - gangsterg **User deleted account** (03/07/2011) [-]
oh i was in your moms bed last night
User avatar #95 to #94 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (03/07/2011) [-]
I was at the beach last night and stayed there untill 6 am today.
User avatar #90 - KingOfLulz (02/14/2011) [-]
Giraffes say.. bark bark??
User avatar #91 to #90 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (02/14/2011) [-]
I Don`t know what is say!? I say Woof woof!
#89 - bobJML (02/10/2011) [-]
**bobJML rolls 800,890,567**
#69 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
it won't let me reply lol.
watchin scrubs and ignoring finals
User avatar #70 to #69 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
Scrubs is fav show.
#71 to #70 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
:3 i love it. where are you from?
User avatar #72 to #71 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
CALIFONIA! You?
#73 to #72 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
:( Pennsylvania. lucky i want sun and oceans
User avatar #75 to #73 - srskate (01/18/2011) [-]
btw guess what WE GETTIN SNOW, hbu

ps i prob wont have school tomorrow =(
#76 to #75 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
we're gettin snow and freezing rain. prolly just a 2 hour delay. I NEEEEED school tomorrow or else i won't know the answers to study guides for my finals
User avatar #78 to #76 - srskate (01/18/2011) [-]
i need school too, i miss my friends, you know, the non dick ones


(they dont live nearby, my school is far away, (about a half hour without stopping for kids, 1 hour stopping for all of them) and the dick friends i was talking about are from my old school and live nearby)
User avatar #74 to #73 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
I want snow and rain.
#77 to #74 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
damn. let's switch.
User avatar #79 to #77 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
I know for real, that`s do it!
#80 to #79 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
:D AFTER FINALS.
User avatar #81 to #80 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
But be that time i will have finals. >:(
#82 to #81 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
:( i have them tomorrow wed and thurs
User avatar #83 to #82 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
Are you in college?
#84 to #83 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
no lol im only a freshman in high school :(
User avatar #85 to #84 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
Hahahahahahahahahaha, that`s sucks.
#86 to #85 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
i know, i dont get a break
User avatar #87 to #86 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (01/18/2011) [-]
Hahaha, nope, well i`m going to get off for the night we shall pic up the convo tomorrow!
#88 to #87 - thatswhatsheread (01/18/2011) [-]
:) k dude cya
#68 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (01/15/2011) [-]
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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