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HAMMATIMEZ

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: DA:I, SSB4, LoL, Phoenix Wright, Pokemon, Saints Row IV
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4360
Highest Content Rank:#18778
Highest Comment Rank:#562
Content Thumbs: 16 total,  25 ,  9
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Content Level Progress: 33.89% (20/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 305 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 306 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Content Views:47
Total Comments Made:2231
FJ Points:3771

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#5 - Absolute Madman (02/28/2015) [-]
What is the right age to teach my goldfish about sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
The sooner the better my friend, however you should let them enjoy some purity while it lasts before you thrust them into the hard world we live in.
#7 to #6 - Absolute Madman (02/28/2015) [-]
okay, but what do blind people see in their dreams?
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, duh.
#9 to #8 - Absolute Madman (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are opening my eyes

Last question: what colour do smurfs go when you choke them?
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Depends how hard I am at the time
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
I can dig it
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