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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, a rock
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
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My nanny service is 100% legit. I won't rape....soft. (trollface)

inb4 cancer. That desc. and pic has been there since 2010.

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#23 - THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Acid +24
#54 - spaceturtlecadet (04/18/2014) [-]
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#30 - gohex (04/18/2014) [-]
too good.
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User avatar #28 - unikornking (04/18/2014) [-]
song name? I swear I can hear it in my head but can't place what it is
#53 - tworjey (04/18/2014) [-]
foo fighters, best of you youtu.be/A-LIPFgMcVA
#80 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Tooth legion +5
#97 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
Almost forgot about her.
#122 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #145 - arstya (04/18/2014) [-]
If you're talking about my picture, I've no fucking clue, doll. I just think it fits sometimes.

The one I replied to is Peacock from Skullgirls.
#76 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on souls 0
#94 - quietearp (04/18/2014) [-]
Started from the bottom now we here
#2 - Gee, that Hershel is a good guy. 04/17/2014 on some people... are great +31
#7 - Brennandale Cumonback? 04/17/2014 on bungalow congaline 0
#50 - No problem, i wish you the best of luck with your game, it sou… 04/16/2014 on Not so epic +1
#41 - Yeah I have got D3 and yeah I think the repair works well in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Not so epic +1
User avatar #46 - mothertrollbegood (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll check out the systems in guild wars 2. And for the level of depth in item crafting I want to make it as indepth as I can think of. So those ideas you just stated I'll probably implement. Thanks for your opinions though =^) they'll definitely impact my mindset on the item system.
User avatar #50 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/16/2014) [-]
No problem, i wish you the best of luck with your game, it sounds great
#6 - ...on a frog, on a log, in a hole in the bottom of the sea.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on and it's just a model made... 0
#8 - maybehuman (04/16/2014) [-]
a heart in a bird, in it's egg, in a nest, in a hole, in a knot, in a branch, on a tree...
#17 - If you can, get a large group of people and a strawpoll quest…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Not so epic +1
User avatar #40 - mothertrollbegood (04/16/2014) [-]
Have you ever played Diablo 3? That is the kind of idea I'll probably go with as it's style can be placed in major towns / areas. But with that being said I think I'm going to focus A LOT of time onto followers so I plan on having a follower that can repair(sort of like Fallout games there was a decent amount of time given on the followers.), I love the idea of having a person travel with you and express their opinions on in-game activities / going-ons.

The game is going to be set in a sort of ye-olde backwash with higher-tech weaponry/technology so I plan on having followers that allow the player to either

1. Teleport to different areas (maybe using technology or magic, probably going to go with technology).
2. On-the-fly risk assessment and number cruncher that give the player statistics of how well they can do against enemies.
3. Repair anywhere(like I previously said)
4. Various combat abilities and or boosts.
5. Lore driven characters that are like followers that do nothing and do not take up a follower slot. (More emersion in the game)
6. ???

I haven't got many because I'm spending time creating the features of these followers before moving onto others.
#43 - quatre (04/16/2014) [-]
i'm willing to weigh in, but have a question or two first: are the followers offering the character items 1-4 of your list, or are those game mechanics separate from followers?
User avatar #45 - mothertrollbegood (04/16/2014) [-]
They're follower mechanics. Say for teleporting

1. There will be the ability to teleport apart from having the follower (To mostly major cities/areas)
2. The followers allow for dynamic teleportation, allowing the player to set an area to teleport back to. Say if they want to sell some loot or need to purchase some items while they're out from a major city. Apart from that machanic the follower will allow the player to teleport to different areas other than large cities.
#51 - quatre (04/16/2014) [-]
Intredasting indeed. I like the idea but, with the info in front of me, I'm seeing a problem with the execution.
As I see it, you're defining the roles of the roles of the followers too simply and a little scattered. In an RPG (hack-n-slash diablo or immersive elderscrolls) why choose a repairman follower over a party buffer, or attacker? They all need to have some offensive trait, some defensive trait, and a unique trait. That way, no follower is game-breaking, only play-style changing.

1. Have a offensive+defensive magician that can teleport you around.
2. Have a tech-savvy sniper class with tactical traps that can give you enemy info/risk.
3. Have a heavy-hitter melee brawler that lets you upgrade/scrap equipment.
4. Have a jack-of-all trades (master of none) follower that may not have a unique or may need further defining from you (the game developer).

as for mechanics:
teleportation is a sore thumb.
for followers:
1) If you're going for elder scrolls vibe, it can take away from immersion. Give it a daily limit, and/or radius limitation.
2) If you're going for a diablo vibe, it can take away the danger. Give it a steep casting time or a requirement of being a distance from active enemies.
as a general mechanic:
I liked how Morrowind did it: a pay-taxi system between towns for early game, a teleport spell for mid and late game, and a dungeon waypoint network unlocked optionally for late game. This isn't as feesible in a diablo style game, though.

on item repair:
the repair mechanic as it is in in diablo or morrowind is outdated in my opinion. it's boring, doesn't add immersion by today's standards, and is only implemented to balance an economy of a bad loot system. I'd rather see a weapon/armor system that can be sharpened/reinforced to different levels by a blacksmith, boosting base stats. Then have it wear to a neutral and an eventual rusted/dented condition. Let the player always be able to return an item to neutral if they have the scrap parts for it.
User avatar #65 - mothertrollbegood (04/17/2014) [-]
On your last point is what I'm intending on doing. I'm thinking of individual weapon aspect repair/upgrades. Say for a gun that has awesome fire rate, decent accuracy but really shitty damage, the player can upgrade the barrel to increase the damage of the weapon. However, with this I'm unsure on how the repair function would coincide with this upgrade system but I'll find a way.

I like the idea of more broad followers, where there is a trade off for using a different follower from another, so as you said there needs to be balance between them and have them suit people's play styles effectively.

Teleporting can be difficult to make balanced, depending on how big the playing world is, changes how good teleporting can be. With the exception of big city teleports the play would normally have to walk around to get to places/farming areas (lots of enemies to kill, etc). So I want to be able to integrate a teleporting system that the player can use to get to an area, do their thing then have the ability to leave again (Say a 2.5-5 minute cooldown, or a 10 minute cooldown for really far away places that can have cooldown reduced by various activities).

User avatar #41 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I have got D3 and yeah I think the repair works well in that type of game.
Also, maybe a personal item (maybe even a profession if you're going to that depth (eg. armorsmith, leatherworker, tailor, etc.) ).
Or if not that, maybe just a straight up smithing for everything (like skyrim) that can repair their own/other people's gear on the fly with purchasable tools could be something. You could buy a single-use (or w/e you want) repair kit that can repair all/one piece of your armor (could break it down to even further depth by making less expensive ones repair a smaller percentage than the more expensive counterpart). Or just put that all onto a follower like the blacksmith in diablo 3.

If you do make it so you have to go back to a safe town to repair, make it so you can get back to the spot you left quickly and easily, like the portals from diablo.

For teleporting to different areas, look into guild wars 2 waypoints. IMO, it's a very nice system to get around the world. The only other thing I can think of at the moment is when you make characters/followers, go through a list of their personality traits and history to make sure it fits what you wrote for the story.
User avatar #46 - mothertrollbegood (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll check out the systems in guild wars 2. And for the level of depth in item crafting I want to make it as indepth as I can think of. So those ideas you just stated I'll probably implement. Thanks for your opinions though =^) they'll definitely impact my mindset on the item system.
User avatar #50 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/16/2014) [-]
No problem, i wish you the best of luck with your game, it sounds great
#49 - Picture 04/16/2014 on Suicide Nets At Apples... +6
#282 - Jesus, I feel so bad for him. 04/16/2014 on Men can't get raped because... +3
#258 - The story is basically about how there's a rather huge prison … 04/16/2014 on Have Some Truth 0
#13 - Picture 04/15/2014 on (untitled) +9
#34 - Picture 04/15/2014 on cAPITALS +3
#77 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Have Some Truth +30
#228 - doktorzombie (04/15/2014) [-]
#99 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Fucking DW... Wish I could forget it so I could read it again.
#214 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 5,152**

What is this? What's the source?
#230 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4,880**

Reverse search tells me it's "Deadman Wonderland".

Is it good? Can someone tell me more about it?
User avatar #258 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/16/2014) [-]
The story is basically about how there's a rather huge prison in Japan created after an earthquake that destroyed most of the city. The prison is called Deadman Wonderland and it's something of an amusement Park to non-prisoners. The manga is really, really good, but I haven't watched the anime yet.
#255 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
I find it really good. Kinda weird, but it ended up as my fav anime ever (not that this will tell you much). To me its fucking cool and to others it's probably not.
#17 - The Northern Territory is a good place to farm. Just watch out…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on australia +1
User avatar #34 - captainrattrap (04/15/2014) [-]
As long as I don't get DP'd by Emu spamming. I heard that's a problem even the Australian mobs tried to get rid of but couldn't
#30 - Didn't he use variations of the quote when saying it multiple times? 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo 0
#10 - I know exactly the one you're talking about too. I need to go … 04/14/2014 on just gril things +1
#5 - I definitely recommend going to the Gold Coast or somewhere ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on australia +1
User avatar #14 - captainrattrap (04/14/2014) [-]
Where's a good place to gain xp battling your legendary mobs? Maybe some giant spiders and a snake or dingo maybe.
User avatar #17 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/14/2014) [-]
The Northern Territory is a good place to farm. Just watch out for the dreaded petrol sniffers, they can do some mad damage with their attack "it's our land, you racist" it can do 3d8 damage and drain your money instantly from the attack's effect "taxes". Other than that, it's pretty desolate.
User avatar #34 - captainrattrap (04/15/2014) [-]
As long as I don't get DP'd by Emu spamming. I heard that's a problem even the Australian mobs tried to get rid of but couldn't
#3 - While I do, not everyone keeps up with the episodes you know. … 04/14/2014 on Blood Dragon 0
#16 - It's actually World War 4 that the stones are used according t…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo +118
User avatar #64 - vos (04/14/2014) [-]
tryna sound intellectual with a quote from COD 4 single player and you hella wont
#48 - ronjeremysweiner (04/14/2014) [-]
what about ww5??!!
#26 - whateverrowsyourbo (04/14/2014) [-]
Nonono you goofd

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

Albert Einstein
User avatar #30 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/14/2014) [-]
Didn't he use variations of the quote when saying it multiple times?
#17 - soapybox (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - ilikegurlbutz (04/14/2014) [-]
ok gaben
#25 - newerhinji (04/14/2014) [-]
I hope there's still something 'wrong' that can be fixed
#65 - joens (04/14/2014) [-]
#112 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
OP is a bundle of asparagus
User avatar #75 - sspacecore (04/14/2014) [-]
I get it.
#50 - clechyl (04/14/2014) [-]
#70 - I believe it could be Star Wars, not too sure. 04/14/2014 on Best use of the force. +6
#8 - Picture 04/14/2014 on I'm not even mad, Bo. Keep... +20
#84 - Yeah Astrid is the one that most likely has the contract for h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on choose Mrs. Lady 0
#122 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
None of them really. She's simply testing your ability to kill and follow orders. When killing one (no matter which) she doesn't state wrong or right, and if you kill all she coment how you killed everyone to be 100% sure.
So really the whole purpose is to find out if you''re able to kill in cold blood without evidence of the person you killed doing anything wrong; ie your ability to kill on comand.
#23 - Sweet, thank you very much. I'll get started on getting those … 04/14/2014 on It's Anime !! +1

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