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HAMMATIMEZ

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: DA:I, SSB4, LoL, Phoenix Wright, Pokemon, Saints Row IV
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1153
Highest Content Rank:#18778
Highest Comment Rank:#562
Content Thumbs: 16 total,  25 ,  9
Comment Thumbs: 12160 total,  12906 ,  746
Content Level Progress: 33.89% (20/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 301 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 302 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Total Comments Made:2158
FJ Points:3382

latest user's comments

#38 - Picture 12/31/2014 on I have.... +2
#13 - If anyone is wondering, the words are from "Murmaider by …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Lock the Door +3
User avatar #22 - shadowbreech (12/31/2014) [-]
But I'm 90% sure the character is Mero from Everyday Monster Girls.
#28 - europe (12/31/2014) [-]
She really does look like her but I don't remember her saying anything like that. Do you?
#32 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
This is the original, if I recall correctly. Then there is...
#33 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
...this one and >>#1 was made from it.
User avatar #38 - huffe (12/31/2014) [-]
you know saying that shit only turns me on more
#34 - europe (12/31/2014) [-]
(that's not something I recall her saying either)
#37 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
That's because she didn't say it, the point is that it was blank and people put speech bubbles over it.
User avatar #41 - europe (12/31/2014) [-]
Ah cool
Not much wrong with my memory, then
User avatar #29 - shadowbreech (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh the text was replaced if it's her. I'm just pointing out the character.
#27 - invaderfromthesea (12/31/2014) [-]
Clearly the best girl.
#12 - My loli reaction folder is my favourite thing.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on I won't let this channel die. +3
#20 - moomootv (01/01/2015) [-]
well mines growing now ty
#16 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
so im not the only one?
cool
I'll need all of it, posthaste.
User avatar #19 - nefarian (12/31/2014) [-]
Not here
#17 - anonexplains (12/31/2014) [-]
i feel really bad, knowing what both of these are from.
#29 - Picture 12/31/2014 on I Wonder Why? -1
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on so nekopara came out earlier +3
User avatar #41 - brandonsharklow (12/31/2014) [-]
i laughed waaaaaaay too hard at that.
#43 - "Legend + Zelda" **** 12/31/2014 on Good taste. +10
#16 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Feels.. +4
#8 - It was TheOddOne, a former professional player, and the coach …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Sandstorm approaches +3
User avatar #27 - zeldamasterace (12/30/2014) [-]
thank you based sauce bringer
#30 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2014 on I'll do a dramatic reading... +7
#42 - jpg (12/29/2014) [-]
The dude at the start who just feels his bouncing dick.
User avatar #118 - capslockrage (12/30/2014) [-]
He did it for like a really long time too..... was awkward as fuck
#88 - Heart attack  [+] (9 new replies) 12/29/2014 on You'll do good brah +3
User avatar #89 - fuzzyballs (12/29/2014) [-]
oh yeah
thanks
User avatar #91 - tsoper (12/29/2014) [-]
He had heart problems since as a kid and mixed that with alcohol drugs and steroids.
User avatar #95 - fuzzyballs (12/29/2014) [-]
I kinda already said "oh yeah" which kinda sorta means I remembered what it was
User avatar #106 - tsoper (12/29/2014) [-]
You think im some kind of mind reader?

Bitch, i dont know whatch'you want.
User avatar #107 - fuzzyballs (12/29/2014) [-]
I thought it was kinda obvious I knew
User avatar #108 - tsoper (12/29/2014) [-]
Youre just like my ex.
User avatar #110 - fuzzyballs (12/29/2014) [-]
that's gay
#93 - kthxbailol (12/29/2014) [-]
gotta love me some alcohol drugs
User avatar #103 - AnonsForSure (12/29/2014) [-]
I take, like, so many alcohol drugs. All the time!
#262 - help me decide, red or the new purple  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Admin reads 4chan, Major FJ... -1
#263 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
well here is my colour scheme if you want to copy it, i went with green an purple to go with the fj vibe
#260 - Probably because you can see things now  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Admin reads 4chan, Major FJ... -1
User avatar #261 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
i had that problem for a while lol, took me a good 2 hours to get my profile right : /
User avatar #262 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/28/2014) [-]
help me decide, red or the new purple
#263 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
well here is my colour scheme if you want to copy it, i went with green an purple to go with the fj vibe
#255 - Yeah i got rid of the green pretty quickly.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Admin reads 4chan, Major FJ... 0
User avatar #257 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
that looks way better, nice.
User avatar #260 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/28/2014) [-]
Probably because you can see things now
User avatar #261 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
i had that problem for a while lol, took me a good 2 hours to get my profile right : /
User avatar #262 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/28/2014) [-]
help me decide, red or the new purple
#263 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
well here is my colour scheme if you want to copy it, i went with green an purple to go with the fj vibe
#249 - Best I could do for Green FJ colours  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Admin reads 4chan, Major FJ... -1
#254 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
Yeah i tried to do the green and ended up going with something different.
idk how admin managed to get away with that colour scheme on the old site, it was actually slightly brighter than your profile yet still did not cause retina damage.
User avatar #255 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/28/2014) [-]
Yeah i got rid of the green pretty quickly.
User avatar #257 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
that looks way better, nice.
User avatar #260 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/28/2014) [-]
Probably because you can see things now
User avatar #261 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
i had that problem for a while lol, took me a good 2 hours to get my profile right : /
User avatar #262 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/28/2014) [-]
help me decide, red or the new purple
#263 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
well here is my colour scheme if you want to copy it, i went with green an purple to go with the fj vibe
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Laundry +5
#33 - anonexplains (12/28/2014) [-]
and fuck it why not, does anyone have any loli vidoes? nothing soft please :p
#27 - anonexplains (12/28/2014) [-]
Posting as anon because i would fuck the living daylights out of her
User avatar #28 - dorfdorfdorf (12/28/2014) [-]
hell yeah mother fucker
#9 - You make it sound like that picture isn't ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on More work my wife has done. +2
User avatar #19 - thetoxicketchup (12/27/2014) [-]
It would've been better if I wasn't using dollar store markers. It doesn't show in the image, but cheap markers really fuck paper up.

I'm working on a JoJo one but it's slow going.
#3 - As his defence, he claimed to have said 'grub'  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Australian politics +85
User avatar #11 - retardedboss (12/27/2014) [-]
An Australian passing up the opportunity to call someone a cunt? Not fucking likely.
User avatar #6 - fjponythread (12/27/2014) [-]
...GRand Unified Bootloader?
User avatar #5 - skrasnic (12/27/2014) [-]
That sounded nothing like grub.
#7 - frijoles (12/27/2014) [-]
didn't sound like cunt either
User avatar #10 - skrasnic (12/27/2014) [-]
It really did.
User avatar #4 - deadinferno (12/27/2014) [-]
That's some top banter. fuck I love our politics
#2 - Picture 12/27/2014 on Australian politics 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 12/27/2014 on And then you afk +1
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bigger
#59 - darthsalias (12/27/2014) [-]
full metal
User avatar #109 - doldis (12/27/2014) [-]
Is that an actual skin, or just someone's fanart?
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#54 - I don't have enough Vi pictures. Pretty sure I have more rule …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/27/2014 on And then you afk +1
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#113 - angryninja (12/27/2014) [-]
bigger
#59 - darthsalias (12/27/2014) [-]
full metal
User avatar #109 - doldis (12/27/2014) [-]
Is that an actual skin, or just someone's fanart?
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#52 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 12/27/2014 on And then you afk +1
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#54 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/27/2014) [-]
I don't have enough Vi pictures. Pretty sure I have more rule 63 of the Noxus boys.
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#113 - angryninja (12/27/2014) [-]
bigger
#59 - darthsalias (12/27/2014) [-]
full metal
User avatar #109 - doldis (12/27/2014) [-]
Is that an actual skin, or just someone's fanart?
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#41 - This is one of my favourite things in my images folder 12/27/2014 on Katawa Shoujo Miami. +2
#32 - >Implying I care where my lolis come from 12/27/2014 on Maximum level trolling +5
#29 - Jesse in glasses  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Maximum level trolling +2
#31 - anonexplains (12/27/2014) [-]
Rustle traces cp
#32 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/27/2014) [-]
>Implying I care where my lolis come from
#17 - loli>skeletor  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on MFW new hidden sidebar text +6
#18 - skeletorexplains (12/26/2014) [-]
WOT!
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
What is the right age to teach my goldfish about sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
The sooner the better my friend, however you should let them enjoy some purity while it lasts before you thrust them into the hard world we live in.
#7 to #6 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
okay, but what do blind people see in their dreams?
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, duh.
#9 to #8 - anonexplains (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are opening my eyes

Last question: what colour do smurfs go when you choke them?
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Depends how hard I am at the time
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
I can dig it
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