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HAMMATIMEZ

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: DA:I, SSB4, LoL, Phoenix Wright, Pokemon, Saints Row IV
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
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Comment Ranking:#2278
Highest Content Rank:#7541
Highest Comment Rank:#562
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#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Guild Wars 2 Fact Comp: Humans +4
#30 - andovaredoras (02/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #21 - lapsushominum (02/17/2015) [-]
Legit though Norn are my second favorite; they're really cool
#65 - Diablo 2 character. **** yeah, Hammerdin… 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
#111 - Heavy Days. 02/16/2015 on Tell Admin & Mods your life... +9
#11 - That's adorable. GET THAT RP, DJ SONA IS YOUR W… 02/15/2015 on Happy Valentines Day! +1
#13 - Patch notes, Tell us what you change in a permanent spot. … 02/15/2015 on Give sticky ideas, get... +2
#13 - It's just poor sportsmanship, losing your head over a loss like that. 02/15/2015 on The joust 0
#100 - If you do end up liking the game, I very highly recommend play… 02/15/2015 on EVERY FUCKING TIME +2
#30 - T-thanks mom. 02/15/2015 on My body wash is helping me... +2
#45 - Yep, Ron Perlman is also the Narrator 02/14/2015 on Liam Nesson 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Science Bitch! +27
#170 - John Cena (02/09/2015) [-]
My good man where is this from?
#187 - guanyu (02/10/2015) [-]
Found it. It's pretty damn nice.
NSFW: g.e-hentai.org/g/758803/25223ec2c2/
#202 - John Cena (02/10/2015) [-]
Hentai iS always sourced on FJ
#25 - get off indeed 02/08/2015 on Left Shark Comp +17
#4 - Modest Medusa is the most adorable web comic I've had the plea…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Just Some More Comics +1
User avatar #7 - dinkusmaximusprowl (02/07/2015) [-]
Agreed
#8 - I imagine if Colbert ran the US, you would have to do do essay…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Game of Politics +12
#77 - godofhorizons (02/07/2015) [-]
I would love to see Colbert be president
User avatar #50 - sandpounder (02/07/2015) [-]
he did run for president twice. The first time he was sponsored by Doritos i think.
User avatar #37 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Better than that 2 page piece of rambling shit called "Araby".
User avatar #16 - fiveblackmen (02/07/2015) [-]
That's a hell of a lot better than Catcher in the Rye.
User avatar #9 - Lambda (02/07/2015) [-]
I would be OK with that.
#43 - You don't like irrelevant pictures? Take this for yourself :^)  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Totalbiscuit being a baller +6
#46 - thephenakist (02/07/2015) [-]
that's quite relevant, because im slightly salty...
#150 - Picture 02/07/2015 on The Secret Wincest of Gumball +3
#93 - Better with music 02/07/2015 on My Little Pony +6
#92 - Yeah cis is still nothing but Star Wars and "cos i sin( … 02/06/2015 on normal +1
#83 - Honestly, you could find many people online willing to guide y… 02/06/2015 on Trying to get my friends to... +1
#200 - You can sign up with Blizzards closed beta program, if they ch… 02/06/2015 on Games to look forward to 0
#92 - Picture 02/05/2015 on Huge Anime list Part 2 +1
#165 - Oh, i was not actually aware of that, i probably should do res… 02/05/2015 on First Hentai-World Problems +1
#158 - Bad to be disappointed in an SAO thing? no 02/05/2015 on First Hentai-World Problems +1
#156 - lol i have no idea how that works 02/05/2015 on First Hentai-World Problems 0
#155 - >>#154  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on First Hentai-World Problems 0
User avatar #156 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/05/2015) [-]
lol i have no idea how that works
#154 - Quote is on last page  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on First Hentai-World Problems +1
User avatar #163 - urabortedbrother (02/05/2015) [-]
Besides just the reading one on wattpad there is a manga www.fakku.net/doujinshi/sword-art-unlimited-english/read#page=1
User avatar #165 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh, i was not actually aware of that, i probably should do research on things.

pwnfrnzy
User avatar #157 - pwnfrnzy (02/05/2015) [-]
I actually expected more out of it, is it bad to be disappointed?
User avatar #158 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/05/2015) [-]
Bad to be disappointed in an SAO thing? no
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - John Cena (02/28/2015) [-]
What is the right age to teach my goldfish about sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
The sooner the better my friend, however you should let them enjoy some purity while it lasts before you thrust them into the hard world we live in.
#7 to #6 - John Cena (02/28/2015) [-]
okay, but what do blind people see in their dreams?
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, duh.
#9 to #8 - John Cena (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are opening my eyes

Last question: what colour do smurfs go when you choke them?
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/28/2015) [-]
Depends how hard I am at the time
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
I can dig it
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