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Age: 23
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, a rock
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
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My nanny service is 100% legit. I won't rape....soft. (trollface)

inb4 cancer. That desc. and pic has been there since 2010.

latest user's comments

#9 - He didn't even insult Lily though. 06/12/2014 on No wonder +6
#25 - It's Australia, our leaders are Nazi's against fun and take it…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Welcome to bongistan +1
#27 - iscrewbabies (06/12/2014) [-]
Fuck. That place sounds like it quite possibly might be very fucking depressing.
But still... plastic knives? God damn. In Estonia it is illegal to sell, to people that are underage, knives that are meant for any other reason than for kitchen use, but people just don't care about it. Easy way to get them, is to come up with a bullshit excuse. I've once had a cashier actually tell me, to tell her, that it is my fathers birthday so I am buying it because of that, so that way she at least has an excuse as to why she sold the knife to me if I get busted with it.
User avatar #31 - HAMMATIMEZ (06/12/2014) [-]
It's actually sad sometimes because I used to work in a supermarket and I was legally not allowed to sell these little girls plastic knives even though it was their friend's birthday and they needed to cut a cake and stuff.
And yeah that town is pretty bad, though i meant high schoolers, year 8 i think they were. The pregnant 12 year old was a tad exaggerated though. the youngest ive heard of is 15 and pregnant, but she was such a nice girl.
#37 - iscrewbabies (06/12/2014) [-]
Damn, that's a bummer. I understand laws are there for a reason, but people should be legally allowed to "bend" the laws a bit in some situations.
#31 - Even the unripe strawberries disgust me beyond belief, like wh… 06/12/2014 on Did You Know.. 0
#51 - Picture 06/12/2014 on Sorry +1
#13 - Picture 06/11/2014 on Do you even squat? +7
#112 - I...I'm sorry. 06/09/2014 on don't pirate children +1
#18 - Picture 06/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - Picture 06/09/2014 on Cowardly 0
#11 - Thank you, Black Science Man.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on the one true fact +10
#13 - siriusfakk (06/09/2014) [-]
Fuck your life, anti-science NIGGERLORD.
#11 - Yep, same here. It's painful to put on the proper accent and p… 06/09/2014 on fucking weeaboos 0
#27 - Picture 06/09/2014 on Awesome battle +1
#72 - I'd love to have that speed. **** Australia, the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on don't pirate children +1
User avatar #105 - rokkarokkaali (06/09/2014) [-]
I get 200kb/s. It took me since christmas to download l4d2 between juggling actually using the internet and downloading the game which made the internet unusable
#112 - HAMMATIMEZ (06/09/2014) [-]
I...I'm sorry.
#4 - OCE too and then it gets even worse; you have to play with OCE…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Every time +3
User avatar #5 - liftplus (06/09/2014) [-]
^even though from oce this is why i play on NA
#2 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Nom 0
#5 - >picked up Call of Duty: Ghosts >Luckily 06/08/2014 on I hope she enjoys it as... 0
#3428 - **HAMMATIMEZ rolls 977,608,987** 06/08/2014 on Highest roll gets red... 0
#17 - Comment deleted 06/07/2014 on What gives you cancer 0
#55 - You don't get banned for links 06/07/2014 on Pepper Dick 0
#100 - Picture 06/07/2014 on SHOTS FIRED +2
#91 - Tunnel Snakes rule! 06/07/2014 on Sick Cosplay 0
#6 - "...then I smahed her ******* head in like t…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/04/2014 on 0_0 +302
#40 - imnotkickthecat (06/04/2014) [-]
#36 - albertjester (06/04/2014) [-]
fucking nearly choked my drink at that.. hats off to you good sir.
#34 - persseus (06/04/2014) [-]
too soon?
User avatar #33 - badmotorfinger (06/04/2014) [-]
then who was camera
User avatar #32 - lancasthor (06/04/2014) [-]
Congratulations.
My not-laughing-at-media -uptime on FJ was already about 3.7 days.

Now its zero.
#30 - EdwardNigma (06/04/2014) [-]
#19 - elmirbuljubasic (06/04/2014) [-]
#51 - I thought Odin got rid of the Ice Giants...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Too soon? +22
User avatar #94 - beezox (06/03/2014) [-]
he did, this is thor
#89 - That's what I always thought. Makes it sadder. 06/03/2014 on Supervillain Origins: The... 0
#123 - Maisie Williams does a lot of Vines, I'd start there. Holy … 06/03/2014 on Lots of cunts 0
#5 - **HAMMATIMEZ rolled image ** These rolling challenges are g… 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0

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