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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, a rock
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
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My nanny service is 100% legit. I won't rape....soft. (trollface)

inb4 cancer. That desc. and pic has been there since 2010.

latest user's comments

#163 - God that makes me feel good. 02/25/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#70 - They read his mind and knew he wasn't going to do anything. 02/25/2014 on Bank Teller Laughs at... +14
#293 - Wow, haha. Word for ******* word copy and paste. … 02/25/2014 on Mythological Creatures #2 +4
#16 - 0/11  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Be furious +18
User avatar #24 - alphavsomega (02/24/2014) [-]
9/11
User avatar #44 - rollmeanddie (02/24/2014) [-]
911 emergency services, what is the nature of your emergency?
User avatar #54 - alphavsomega (02/24/2014) [-]
MY DILDO WON'T STOP FUCKING ME
#55 - rollmeanddie (02/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - alphavsomega (02/25/2014) [-]
it's in my ass!
#57 - rollmeanddie (02/25/2014) [-]
We seem to be having complications.
User avatar #58 - alphavsomega (02/25/2014) [-]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?! I THINK IT'S TRYING TO RIP MY DICK OFF AND MAKE IT A DICKGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!
#68 - Moonbase Alpha  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on 'Merica +1
User avatar #119 - zaxzwim (02/24/2014) [-]
i should've known
#15 - Yep, my friends and I all started with a mighty paladin, range… 02/24/2014 on True shit +1
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on special kind of stupid +2
User avatar #17 - protomanrulezz (02/24/2014) [-]
How do you even do that
#11 - Lolis are the best reaction images. 02/24/2014 on Isn't that ironic? +2
#45 - Picture 02/24/2014 on MFW sports +1
#44 - I love these a bit too much  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on MFW sports +2
#45 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/24/2014) [-]
#48 - That's me! I'm so excited and happy right now, I don'…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on 'Merica +1
User avatar #67 - zaxzwim (02/24/2014) [-]
what game was that?
User avatar #68 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/24/2014) [-]
Moonbase Alpha
User avatar #119 - zaxzwim (02/24/2014) [-]
i should've known
#232 - Picture 02/24/2014 on Wut? +1
#31 - You're right, there was a time where there were heaps of pictu… 02/23/2014 on Woman movers 0
#28 - I don't get that, it's a relevant reaction face. Does it truly…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Woman movers 0
#30 - paronix (02/23/2014) [-]
Because they were crammed down our throats so much to begin with, they're now straight up infuriating to see - regardless of relevance or not.

Thank the people who tried to force-feed FJ them.
User avatar #31 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/23/2014) [-]
You're right, there was a time where there were heaps of pictures of it everywhere, but that is at least two years past now. I barely ever see pony images anymore and I think they shouldn't get any hate unless they deserve it (people that are just in general dicks).

Then again, my opinion is worth nothing on the internet.
#76 - Picture 02/22/2014 on when you watch child hood... +5
#78 - they are mods, I believe. 02/22/2014 on Photoshop comp 5 +1
#9 - So it's essentially North Korea.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on It's called Kim Jong Inn. +76
User avatar #10 - demd (02/22/2014) [-]
Yup
User avatar #36 - thepizzadevourer (02/22/2014) [-]
I predict this exchange will be screencapped and make it to frontpage.
User avatar #70 - demd (02/22/2014) [-]
nah
#24 - Jesus what the actual **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on le funneh may-me 0
User avatar #65 - alanflindt (02/22/2014) [-]
My reaction exactly
#28 - The leakspin song started playing in my head immediately as I … 02/22/2014 on decisions were made... +2
#147 - Who put that guy's name on Black Science Man's picture? 02/22/2014 on Random Science Facts #2 0
#11 - Just passing by. Not for any particular reason really.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Let's be honest 0
#35 - esqulax (02/21/2014) [-]
Ohh shit, that is what made her gay.
#34 - captainstinkypinky (02/21/2014) [-]
did.....did Dwight just get raped?
#33 - eddymolly (02/21/2014) [-]
#9 - Comment deleted 02/21/2014 on No reason.. 0
#194 - Ah, of course. I tried hard to find something i… 02/21/2014 on At the same location +1
#191 - oh, i thought it was a grey wizard beard at first.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on At the same location 0
User avatar #192 - quasatranquility (02/21/2014) [-]
That would have been magnificent, but would also have been the answer to your question. I mean what kind of wizard with a superb wizard beard wears pants?
#194 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/21/2014) [-]
Ah, of course.

I tried hard to find something i had that was relevant
#122 - Is that guy not wearing pants? inb4 "cats …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/21/2014 on At the same location +9
User avatar #190 - quasatranquility (02/21/2014) [-]
I think it's a girl though, or that guy's har is super fab.
User avatar #191 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/21/2014) [-]
oh, i thought it was a grey wizard beard at first.
User avatar #192 - quasatranquility (02/21/2014) [-]
That would have been magnificent, but would also have been the answer to your question. I mean what kind of wizard with a superb wizard beard wears pants?
#194 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/21/2014) [-]
Ah, of course.

I tried hard to find something i had that was relevant
#151 - mrdrpage (02/21/2014) [-]
Girls don't usually wear pants.

Wait, what?
User avatar #149 - kevinbieksa (02/21/2014) [-]
I have zero proof to back this up, but maybe they were forced to leave because of a flood, hurricane, or something else like that? Just a guess due to the ground looking like mud, no pants, and a backpack of essentials perhaps? Just a (probably insane) theory.

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