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HAMMATIMEZ

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: DA:I, SSB4, LoL, Phoenix Wright, Pokemon, Saints Row IV
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
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Comment Ranking:#4475
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latest user's comments

#130 - And I think they really didn't want such a powerful midlaner t… 12/17/2014 on FOUR! 0
#48 - The lightning storms set fire to **** , yo.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +2
User avatar #49 - munchlord (12/16/2014) [-]
At least it isn't raining 653 days a year.
User avatar #72 - likeacupcake (12/16/2014) [-]
Nah, only -363
#3 - That's a sexual reference. 12/16/2014 on OP gets the girl 0
#9 - And in the sense that this site is about funny content, we dee… 12/16/2014 on FML +1
#8 - They're just sorta thumbs I guess. "I agree" is …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on FML +3
User avatar #9 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/16/2014) [-]
And in the sense that this site is about funny content, we deem content as funny or junk. They do the same with people deserving it or not.
#16 - My first thought was "Local group decapitated in… 12/16/2014 on Having a great personality +2
#19 - Oh boy, did that take a fun turn at the end. 12/16/2014 on Trigger warning +3
#21 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Fight me BRO +10
#25 - Oh. Well that takes the fun out of it. It looked like a dark b… 12/16/2014 on Positive people 0
#17 - Why does weather hate us so? If it's not 30+ degrees and creat…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +9
User avatar #43 - munchlord (12/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if this sounds retarded, but how does the rain create bush fires?

I realize that this isn't what the comment says, it was just the first thought that popped into my head before I reread the comment and realized that I was retarded.
User avatar #48 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/16/2014) [-]
The lightning storms set fire to shit, yo.
User avatar #49 - munchlord (12/16/2014) [-]
At least it isn't raining 653 days a year.
User avatar #72 - likeacupcake (12/16/2014) [-]
Nah, only -363
#21 - I love how the players are "the red-striped player" …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Positive people +3
User avatar #24 - jokexplain (12/16/2014) [-]
his shirt is black
#25 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/16/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that takes the fun out of it. It looked like a dark blue before.
#7 - while I flex my ego 12/15/2014 on my dreams are finally... 0
#22 - This place is getting to you... 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D +5
#85 - Patience, young Padawan. Their downfall will come. 12/15/2014 on Literally Who is getting... +1
#83 - The point is that it is of the utmost importance that they don…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Literally Who is getting... +6
User avatar #84 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
I know... but I really want to beat the fuck out of them
#88 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
you are beyond fucking stupid and people like you are the reason gamergate is given a bad name
User avatar #89 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that I'd do it, I'm not saying I'll do it. I'm saying I'd LIKE to do it. Don't you think hey would deserve to be beaten the shit out of their asses? If they were men this would be over already.
#90 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
it's an internet argument, sure i far, faaaar from agree with anything they say, and i can say i hate their movement, but wanting and even saying you want to "beat the fuck out of them" over an heated internet discussion around videogames not only puts you in the wrong, gives them more ammunition but also leaves you at the level on some of the SJW twitter abusers with the kill all gamers shit, hate breeds hate and we'll never win like that

if everyone in GG were clam and levelheaded this would be over already
User avatar #91 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
First up, I'm not a fucking gamer, I'm a fucking video game developer, this fuckheads are fucking with my fucking workplace. I'm not a part of gamergate because I "disagree" with them, I'm part because if they win, I'm out of a job, and the sooner they lose, the better.

Don't think they don't have a single impact in the industry, in smartphone games (which is where I work) they have some impact, and it's fucking me up.
#92 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
and you're helping them
User avatar #93 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
I've contacted Kia, I've spread the word, I've done my share. And I can't possibly be mad at them because an idiot like you thinks it's JUST AN INTERNET ARGUMENT
#97 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
IT'S TWO SIDES AGRUING ON THE INTERNET, THUS, AN INTERNET ARGUMENT

that does not mean that it won't have an significant impact on the industry, lives in the industry and consumers of the industry.

also, it's besides the fucking point, YOU FUCK IT UP FOR YOUR SELF BY SAYING SHIT LIKE "let's send her the cercenated head of a dolphin to prove we are serious."
THIS IS A DUMB THING TO DO IF YOU WANT TO WIN. YOU THINK IT IS A GOOD THING? YES OR NO?
User avatar #100 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
Saying that I want to do it and saying that I would do it are two very different things
#101 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
i know, man, and i know you're angry at the shit they pull out of their ass, i am to, but we need to be the bigger man in this, we need to be the ones using facts and logic in a calm manner and show everyone that they are the assholes, not us. and also, i feel for you when it comes to your place in the situation, buddy, but you gotta be strong.
User avatar #85 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/15/2014) [-]
Patience, young Padawan. Their downfall will come.
#43 - I played it honestly in the way I would act and I ended up wit… 12/15/2014 on Who is best girl +8
#33 - No, you are only adding fuel to their bitchy fire. They have t…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Literally Who is getting... +53
User avatar #81 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
Let's do it, let's give them something real to bitch about, let's send her the cercenated head of a dolphin to prove we are serious.

I know it's not the smart thing to do, but I just want to slap this bitch so hard she can't post anymore.
User avatar #83 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/15/2014) [-]
The point is that it is of the utmost importance that they don't have any real claims that would hold up in court, because if they can take anything to court, they will. The fact that they are making up false evidence proves that they have lost and there's nothing they can do about it, it also destroys their credibility in the faces of most governmental powers.
User avatar #84 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
I know... but I really want to beat the fuck out of them
#88 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
you are beyond fucking stupid and people like you are the reason gamergate is given a bad name
User avatar #89 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that I'd do it, I'm not saying I'll do it. I'm saying I'd LIKE to do it. Don't you think hey would deserve to be beaten the shit out of their asses? If they were men this would be over already.
#90 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
it's an internet argument, sure i far, faaaar from agree with anything they say, and i can say i hate their movement, but wanting and even saying you want to "beat the fuck out of them" over an heated internet discussion around videogames not only puts you in the wrong, gives them more ammunition but also leaves you at the level on some of the SJW twitter abusers with the kill all gamers shit, hate breeds hate and we'll never win like that

if everyone in GG were clam and levelheaded this would be over already
User avatar #91 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
First up, I'm not a fucking gamer, I'm a fucking video game developer, this fuckheads are fucking with my fucking workplace. I'm not a part of gamergate because I "disagree" with them, I'm part because if they win, I'm out of a job, and the sooner they lose, the better.

Don't think they don't have a single impact in the industry, in smartphone games (which is where I work) they have some impact, and it's fucking me up.
#92 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
and you're helping them
User avatar #93 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
I've contacted Kia, I've spread the word, I've done my share. And I can't possibly be mad at them because an idiot like you thinks it's JUST AN INTERNET ARGUMENT
#97 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
IT'S TWO SIDES AGRUING ON THE INTERNET, THUS, AN INTERNET ARGUMENT

that does not mean that it won't have an significant impact on the industry, lives in the industry and consumers of the industry.

also, it's besides the fucking point, YOU FUCK IT UP FOR YOUR SELF BY SAYING SHIT LIKE "let's send her the cercenated head of a dolphin to prove we are serious."
THIS IS A DUMB THING TO DO IF YOU WANT TO WIN. YOU THINK IT IS A GOOD THING? YES OR NO?
User avatar #100 - kamusioso (12/15/2014) [-]
Saying that I want to do it and saying that I would do it are two very different things
#101 - klille (12/15/2014) [-]
i know, man, and i know you're angry at the shit they pull out of their ass, i am to, but we need to be the bigger man in this, we need to be the ones using facts and logic in a calm manner and show everyone that they are the assholes, not us. and also, i feel for you when it comes to your place in the situation, buddy, but you gotta be strong.
User avatar #85 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/15/2014) [-]
Patience, young Padawan. Their downfall will come.
#101 - "But I eject from there" "Not right no… 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#51 - I'm pretty sure the magic from his trident affects him too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Superpranks +3
#54 - Absolute Madman (12/14/2014) [-]
Yup. Superman is weak against magic and the trident is super magic. Fighting Aquaman will be big mistake.
#85 - My penis is still totally unsure about Haku after all these years 12/13/2014 on Naruto Highlight +2
#58 - I hope it wasn't your way 12/13/2014 on Margaret Gel home life +17
#21 - Picture 12/12/2014 on Firemeister +17
#34 - >Female in (mmo?)rpg >Not scantily clad Good one 12/12/2014 on Bartering +14
#1 - Because someone asks every god damn time. 12/11/2014 on The Ship 0
#2 - "Block Them Block Them Unblock them" 12/11/2014 on Shit people say on OKCupid +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - Absolute Madman (02/28/2015) [-]
What is the right age to teach my goldfish about sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
The sooner the better my friend, however you should let them enjoy some purity while it lasts before you thrust them into the hard world we live in.
#7 to #6 - Absolute Madman (02/28/2015) [-]
okay, but what do blind people see in their dreams?
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, duh.
#9 to #8 - Absolute Madman (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are opening my eyes

Last question: what colour do smurfs go when you choke them?
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Depends how hard I am at the time
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
I can dig it
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