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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
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My nanny service is 100% legit. I won't rape....soft. (trollface)

inb4 cancer. That desc. and pic has been there since 2010.

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#17 - Get bored *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Msn back in the day ;D 0
User avatar #22 - jackmanagan (05/06/2014) [-]
a place in hell for people like you
#63 - He looks like he's hiding the other Avengers in there  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Sexist Pigs +56
#176 - angelious (05/06/2014) [-]
he looks like he stole all the muscles from the other avengers---
#62 - "Be advised, you are about to be advised, over" 05/06/2014 on Sexist Pigs +1
#58 - Are you ******** me ****** ? this is …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Deadpool +2
User avatar #105 - theoneweirdguy (05/06/2014) [-]
well im not shoving steve, into peoples faces am i?
User avatar #65 - awesomanium (05/06/2014) [-]
Except a lot of people on FJ don't like ponies, while I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who hates Steve Buscemi
I don't give a shit either way, just trying to play devil's advocate
User avatar #66 - HAMMATIMEZ (05/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, in retrospect, it wasn't the best example for the point, i just thought it was kinda funny.
#143 - Does ChiChi count or she half giant?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on Yamcha 0
#150 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/06/2014) [-]
ChiChi is fully human. The ox King isn't really even a giant i don't think, he's just big.
#8 - Picture 05/05/2014 on Fattydance.gif 0
#66 - Thanks to you too. above and beyond the answer I expected.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Hawkeye +1
User avatar #67 - comicexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Trying real hard not to spoil the fact that Black Widow betrayed everyone, and Hawkeye killed her! She had a hand in the death of his family! But good thing I have a lot of willpower, right?
#57 - Oh, thanks dude  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Hawkeye +1
User avatar #59 - azraelthemage (05/04/2014) [-]
I may be wrong, but I know for sure that this is from the Ultimate universe.
#100 - marvelboytwo (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, you would be right.
#10 - "Quick! the world's about to end! We should have sex as a… 05/04/2014 on Meteor Prank +2
#49 - comicexplain do you know which one this is from?  [+] (14 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Hawkeye +22
User avatar #92 - demandsgayversion (05/05/2014) [-]
Motherfucker just tore his own fingernails out and killed some bitches, and he's using words like "dummy"?
User avatar #65 - comicexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Ultimates 2 #10! This is Hawkeye of the Ultimate universe! He's using his finger nails as ammo in this scene. It was during the Invasion arc of the story.
User avatar #121 - sadisticsalmon (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey Comicexplain, as a long time lover of comics (mostly Marvel more than D.C.) can you explain to me why the Ultimates universe is way fucking better than the Avengers universe.
User avatar #127 - comicexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
If you mean by the Movie Verse instead of the Avengers-verse, it's because the movies can only stuff so much info from over fifty years into two hours, without swabbing away some much-needed subtleties. However, you must know that they are different, and have their own bonuses! Not to mention, Movie-verse Hawkeye will never be quite as badass as Ultimate Hawkeye, as shown above. Well, they COULD, I admit, but not without straying into R rated movies (A reason why they don't want to do a Deadpool flick).
User avatar #128 - sadisticsalmon (05/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just kinda meant overall, but I guess it's just my personal preference for Ultimates, but one thing that did always confuse me, why does half of the shit in the avengers movie feel more like Ultimates (Black Fury, The characters involved right from the start that kinda thing)
User avatar #129 - comicexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Funny thing about 'black' fury, is that he exists in the main universe as well; he's the son of Nick Fury (White), and took the same formula as Captain America. He also had another formula stuck in his blood, but that's another story all together!
User avatar #130 - sadisticsalmon (05/05/2014) [-]
I just love that scene in the original Ultimates where they're talking about actors to play them in a movie and they suggest Sam Jackson for fury.
User avatar #131 - comicexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Fury and Jackson look about as similar as it gets. Samuel L. Jackson IS Fury. It'll be a sad day indeed, when they change that.
User avatar #66 - HAMMATIMEZ (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks to you too. above and beyond the answer I expected.
User avatar #67 - comicexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Trying real hard not to spoil the fact that Black Widow betrayed everyone, and Hawkeye killed her! She had a hand in the death of his family! But good thing I have a lot of willpower, right?
User avatar #55 - azraelthemage (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm not sure of the specific issue, but that's from the Ultimates I believe.
#57 - HAMMATIMEZ (05/04/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks dude
User avatar #59 - azraelthemage (05/04/2014) [-]
I may be wrong, but I know for sure that this is from the Ultimate universe.
#100 - marvelboytwo (05/05/2014) [-]
Well, you would be right.
#63 - Yeah, you blow it up with mines with the Twi'Lek hunter that w… 05/04/2014 on A New Hope +1
#167 - The Simpsons, it's Mr. Burns. 05/03/2014 on Old photos pt.2 0
#101 - Nah man, in Australia, Cunt and **** are all word… 05/02/2014 on guide to swearing 0
#114 - Sweden is pretty ******* ballin' O…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Miss Japan Is Looking Good +7
User avatar #127 - isradam (05/02/2014) [-]
We need fanart of those two fighting.
User avatar #126 - datmine (05/02/2014) [-]
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#119 - dehumanizer (05/02/2014) [-]
wait howcome she's white?
#129 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/02/2014) [-]
How come you're a faggot.

Back to /pol you inbred.
#130 - dehumanizer (05/02/2014) [-]
lars pls
#21 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 +3
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 +4
#21 - HAMMATIMEZ (05/01/2014) [-]
#19 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 +3
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#18 - Ima just post these because they could be helpful to some peop…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 15 +28
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#348 - Thanks, Cr1tikal and Nyanners. 05/01/2014 on Anyone with autism wanna DJ? +1
#6 - Picture 04/30/2014 on How Everything Started +6
#21 - The changing realities also stop after the first season and it… 04/29/2014 on birthday cake 0
#20 - The new realities are explained in the second season if you wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on birthday cake 0
User avatar #21 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/29/2014) [-]
The changing realities also stop after the first season and it becomes linear if I'm remembering correctly
#49 - I believe it is Hataraku Maou Sama  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on mothers are all the same 0
#60 - ahairywookie (04/30/2014) [-]
thanks bro
#48 - I'm not even good at paint 04/29/2014 on evolution 0
#40 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Anime Quotes +1

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