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HAMMATIMEZ

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Tyrindor
Consoles Owned: PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: DA:I, SSB4, LoL, Phoenix Wright, Pokemon, Saints Row IV
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Location:Australia
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Comment Ranking:#3166
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:2206
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latest user's comments

#26 - The story is wonderful, but if you're not into murder mysterie… 01/07/2015 on Valve at E3 2015 0
#33 - Oh boy, CoC. You know when they specify that you have one as… 01/05/2015 on Thats my perfect lady +7
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on FLASH +2
#13 - infiniteinsanity Comment deleted by HAMMATIMEZ
#17 - Jesus, thumbs on ponies are total war zones.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Horse +3
User avatar #22 - shorea (01/04/2015) [-]
like it or not, the refference was cool and funny so I thumbed it up no, im not a fag
#8 - I can still hear it "Artie, ArtieArtieArtie, Art… 01/04/2015 on Homer and the Chocolate... +9
#7 - It really is fantastic. 01/04/2015 on Fairy Bread +2
#57 - Wait, I see it now. A story of a man. A man with noth… 01/04/2015 on admin poll +1
#17 - Trust me, you're thinking of the stereotypical accent given to… 01/04/2015 on stralya cunt 0
#15 - No Australian says Today as To-die.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on stralya cunt +1
#16 - hurzg (01/04/2015) [-]
You hear that way, but we can't differentiate between your "A" and "E" vowels. They are pretty close. Just like Japanese who can't differentiate between "L" and unrolled "R".
User avatar #17 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
Trust me, you're thinking of the stereotypical accent given to Australians, any normal ass person over here doesn't speak like what you're thinking.
Go to this
www.ivona.com/
Enter "Today is a good day to die"
Use the Australian voice, male or female version, doesn't matter.

That is how we say it.
#3 - You can't ignore his girth.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Oh my.... +78
#10 - sufu (01/04/2015) [-]
#12 - I'm not sure of the difference of the three of those things in…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on stralya cunt 0
#14 - hurzg (01/04/2015) [-]
Exactly, That's what an Australian would do according to the comic.

Australian Today: "to Dye" or "to Die"
English/American Today: "To-Day" and 'ay' as in "say".

Though I would say some Australian accents are pretty close to English one just with a lazy "R".
User avatar #15 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
No Australian says Today as To-die.
#16 - hurzg (01/04/2015) [-]
You hear that way, but we can't differentiate between your "A" and "E" vowels. They are pretty close. Just like Japanese who can't differentiate between "L" and unrolled "R".
User avatar #17 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
Trust me, you're thinking of the stereotypical accent given to Australians, any normal ass person over here doesn't speak like what you're thinking.
Go to this
www.ivona.com/
Enter "Today is a good day to die"
Use the Australian voice, male or female version, doesn't matter.

That is how we say it.
#10 - Oh...I have never heard anyone here say it like "To-doi&q… 01/04/2015 on stralya cunt +1
#8 - I feel like I should understand this joke because I'm Australi…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2015 on stralya cunt +1
#11 - hurzg (01/04/2015) [-]
Australians pronounce 'day' as 'd-aye', English as 'd-ei'.
User avatar #12 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm not sure of the difference of the three of those things in my head. like 'd-aye' as in 'Die' or in 'Fate' or what? And the 'D-ei'?
#14 - hurzg (01/04/2015) [-]
Exactly, That's what an Australian would do according to the comic.

Australian Today: "to Dye" or "to Die"
English/American Today: "To-Day" and 'ay' as in "say".

Though I would say some Australian accents are pretty close to English one just with a lazy "R".
User avatar #15 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
No Australian says Today as To-die.
#16 - hurzg (01/04/2015) [-]
You hear that way, but we can't differentiate between your "A" and "E" vowels. They are pretty close. Just like Japanese who can't differentiate between "L" and unrolled "R".
User avatar #17 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
Trust me, you're thinking of the stereotypical accent given to Australians, any normal ass person over here doesn't speak like what you're thinking.
Go to this
www.ivona.com/
Enter "Today is a good day to die"
Use the Australian voice, male or female version, doesn't matter.

That is how we say it.
#9 - Ken M (01/04/2015) [-]
To die = Today
Apparently Australians say 'Too-doi' instead of 'too-dey', who knew?
User avatar #10 - HAMMATIMEZ (01/04/2015) [-]
Oh...I have never heard anyone here say it like "To-doi" even overly bogan people. That's kinda disappointing.
#28 - It was ten or so times that he got timeout bans, most recently… 01/03/2015 on Maximum level, minimum... 0
#4 - The lack of Hue's is disturbing. 01/03/2015 on Katrina is my waifu +2
#16 - Listen to this man 01/03/2015 on nutshell in Funnyjunk +5
#10 - Wow the ninth comment added so much  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on tumblr books +59
#17 - madzombiie (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - crampers (01/03/2015) [-]
Could you slow it down, the pure speed makes it hard to see what smiley it is.
#20 - umppis (01/03/2015) [-]
Not anymore
#306 - "I can show you the world~" 01/03/2015 on Time to get funky +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on the struggle ;{ +7
#8 - geofalke (01/03/2015) [-]
#25 - Not sure on the anime but the song is Popcorn Funk 01/02/2015 on Time to get funky +4
#299 - That is a sexual reference. 01/02/2015 on History of FJ (Read Desc... 0
#350 - I guess you're trying to act like you don't know no body.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Best of Funnyjunk 2014 +5
User avatar #409 - donthurtmepls (01/02/2015) [-]
Riff raff on my FJ?
#24 - Ms. Fortune is best skullgirl  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Ice Cream is the Happiest... +5
#26 - LOLWUTS (12/31/2014) [-]
Yoo, you spelled Valentine wrong. but its cool, ill let it slide
No im kidding, Miss Fortune is cool too.
#27 - kittycannibalno (12/31/2014) [-]
I think you mean Peacock
#38 - Picture 12/31/2014 on I have.... +2
#13 - If anyone is wondering, the words are from "Murmaider by …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Lock the Door +3
User avatar #22 - shadowbreech (12/31/2014) [-]
But I'm 90% sure the character is Mero from Everyday Monster Girls.
#28 - europe (12/31/2014) [-]
She really does look like her but I don't remember her saying anything like that. Do you?
#32 - Ken M (12/31/2014) [-]
This is the original, if I recall correctly. Then there is...
#33 - Ken M (12/31/2014) [-]
...this one and >>#1 was made from it.
User avatar #38 - huffe (12/31/2014) [-]
you know saying that shit only turns me on more
#34 - europe (12/31/2014) [-]
(that's not something I recall her saying either)
#37 - Ken M (12/31/2014) [-]
That's because she didn't say it, the point is that it was blank and people put speech bubbles over it.
User avatar #41 - europe (12/31/2014) [-]
Ah cool
Not much wrong with my memory, then
User avatar #29 - shadowbreech (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh the text was replaced if it's her. I'm just pointing out the character.
#27 - invaderfromthesea (12/31/2014) [-]
Clearly the best girl.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#5 - Ken M (02/28/2015) [-]
What is the right age to teach my goldfish about sex?
User avatar #6 to #5 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
The sooner the better my friend, however you should let them enjoy some purity while it lasts before you thrust them into the hard world we live in.
#7 to #6 - Ken M (02/28/2015) [-]
okay, but what do blind people see in their dreams?
User avatar #8 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch, duh.
#9 to #8 - Ken M (02/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are opening my eyes

Last question: what colour do smurfs go when you choke them?
User avatar #10 to #9 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Depends how hard I am at the time
User avatar #4 - TwiztidNinja (12/28/2014) [-]
I can dig it
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