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#16 - This was a goddamn scene from The Amanda Show  [+] (1 reply) 11/07/2016 on Acting in Porn +2
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#19 - ritzrules (11/07/2016) [-]
I can't watch TV anymore. I try to compare every show I see to this one. None of them come close.
#13 - Why though? What are the dangers?  [+] (19 replies) 09/10/2015 on Diving (Check Desc.) +5
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#145 - clannadqs (09/11/2015) [-]
My buddy just got lost in a cave in Georgia that he has been in over five times and has been basically on that same route five times. He got lost for 16 hours and was found by some random group that happened to venture that way that knew the cave extremely well. If it was cave diving he would have already been dead and it is harder to see/easier to get lost in a cave underwater.
#132 - kmichel (09/11/2015) [-]
There are also silt-outs, which is when fine silt from above gets kicked up, obscuring your view of everything.
#129 - shameonapony (09/11/2015) [-]
Hit your head, die
Hit your tank, puncture tank, die
Cut yourself, die
Sea urchins, get stung, die
Rocks fall, die
Get lost, die
Die, die.
#124 - cornstalk (09/11/2015) [-]
so you have a limited amount of air in your tank, call it 2 hours worth.

you get stuck halfway in a cave and have your arm or tank lodged somewhere.

you now have about 1.5 hours before you start to die. goodluck
#103 - rokkit (09/11/2015) [-]
Imagine going into a maze where if you get lost, you die alone, underwater, most likely in the dark. That's basically cave diving
#86 - anon (09/11/2015) [-]
Cave-in's, running out of oxygen when you get lost, some fucked up sea creature getting in your suit and eating your insides, and more. Have fun on your next trip to an underwater cave.
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#75 - BroadSword (09/11/2015) [-]
Its because youve got this tank of air on your back that can get in the way and your going down a narrow tunnel, if the cave gets too narrow it can be impossible to turn around. Its pretty easy to get stuck, and when you flail around trying to fry yourself you can bring up sediment and essentially make it so you cant see.
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#58 - mcmanybucks (09/10/2015) [-]
As posted above...it might be fake but completely plausible.
#30 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
You cant see shit cuz every time u move or breathe it stirs up shit. This times the number of people with you.
Often spots are small and you cant turn around to see what to look for on your way back out. This lets you get lost fast.
If anything of your breaks, you damn better have a perfectly maintained backup. No lights? Poorly sealed visor? The line u have leading you out break or come loose? (you were leading two back right?) That and all the things about being able to breathe...

Yea.. seems kinda dangerous yo
#26 - headhunternl (09/10/2015) [-]
did you not see the content?
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#24 - lolollo (09/10/2015) [-]
...he replied, to a comment replying to content centered around someone getting trapped in an underwater cave and the eventually dying.
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#22 - barakakaka (09/10/2015) [-]
Cave ins trapping you, currents dragging you, getting lost, getting one of your limbs trapped, losing your bearings and coming out in hellsvile mid oceania and loads loads more. Its dangerous in a psychopathic way.
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#14 - docvolto (09/10/2015) [-]
It's kinda like crawling around in your pillow fort as a kid
except its dark as fuck and underwater.
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#126 - Lilstow (09/11/2015) [-]
nigga, did your pillow forts have lighting?
#16 - mrturferpop (09/10/2015) [-]
Don't forget, monsters live in the deep dark below.
#139 - muffincannibal (09/11/2015) [-]
Become one with us.
#105 - muffincannibal (09/11/2015) [-]
"Young air breather, do not fear the darkness in which my kind bask in. We only wish to make you a part of our body's. To become many is to consume all."
#112 - mrturferpop (09/11/2015) [-]
#136 - muffincannibal (09/11/2015) [-]
"Your friends have already joined me down here. We're all quite happy. We have become many. And you shall be forever one."
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