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#7 - nope! 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. -1
#55 - *Thumb post and agree *continue voting for democrates and … 07/08/2012 on Inflation +1
#1 - I agree this is funny in this current age. But you have to und…  [+] (29 new replies) 07/07/2012 on You said it, not me. -2
User avatar #20 - slumberdonkey (07/08/2012) [-]
I completely understand what you are saying but if you base your belief on god by saying "you can't prove it" then it is proven and you say "god works in mysterious ways" your bubble of reasons to believe in god is growing ever smaller.
That's a rough quote from neil degrasse tyson, one of my heroes
#76 - gamechap (07/08/2012) [-]
I honestly have the internet to thank for my career goals. I found out about Neil DeGrasse Tyson through a meme and after listening to what he's had to say and how fascinated he is about the universe, that fascinated me about the universe. Now I want to be an Astrophysicist.

TL;DR: The guy is good.
#21 - angelious (07/08/2012) [-]
this actually sounds like it is smart and proper chat between two civilized gentlemen

may i also add to the chat a verse from some old christian text(or jewish cant recall wich it was anymore)

"the more the man sins the further away he goes from god and the harder it is for men to hear gods voice"

and judgin by the current state of affairs on earth we arent really that holy and sinless as we were few years back ....

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#13 - Drageads (07/08/2012) [-]
The existence of the Judeo-Christian god should not be falsifiable. If we take either book of the bible as truthful, then your god is an interventionists and therefore, should be observable through science. If it is not, then either the Bible is not truthful or your god doesn't exist as you think he does.
User avatar #29 - daburger (07/08/2012) [-]
Agnostic here, people really shouldn't look at the Bible when you're talking about the existence of God. The Bible, like all holy books, is fucking stupid.
#55 - jimboismynameo (07/08/2012) [-]
for you

you are welcome
User avatar #49 - ZetzueRyuho (07/08/2012) [-]
So, you're saying that to properly observe the Judaeo-Christo god, we should not regard the holy books as viable?
Then, if we disregard the books, where would you get the concept of your god?
Believing in a god is not inherent and it comes from holy scriptures.
#68 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2012) [-]
False,it is inherent

Every rational being recognizes the law of causse-effect: nothing happens without a cause.
Homo sapiens acquires rationality
They apply the law of causse-effect to the world,they give causes to all effects, but a few effects remain unexplained:
Effect: It rains,The world exists,Rainbow,Dreams
Cause: An unknown agent is responsible for all this effects

We call the unknown agent spirits, god, karma, kami, we will use god in this exact moment,eventough it doesnt work like this, it has been proven all god-religions are only evolutions of shamanistic(spirits)religions

God is in this moment a impersonal creationist force,THAT is inherent to all rational being, but then culture defiles this god, he gives Him,a supernatural being, human attributes, the tribe dress the god with their clothes(this is why when you think of god you think of a guy with a toga, because it is what happened when the romans addopted christianism),they confer Him emotions and hence a moral,that will be the moral code of the tribe
the previously universal god has now become a million aberrations as a result of trying to humanize the supernatural.
The Christian god is a unwholesome mix of judean and roman tradditions,THAT is not inherent, but the clean not humanized god is in fact inherent to all human beings
#38 - Womens Study Major (07/08/2012) [-]
and its the book that is supposed to be the religion... Therefore religion is fucking stupid
#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/08/2012) [-]
#7 - Griffino (07/08/2012) [-]
#4 - RageGuyyourmom (07/08/2012) [-]
You seem to have forgotten that humans cannot asexually reproduce and definitely cannot asexually reproduce a child a different gender the their own so how could Mary possibly be a virgin who was pregnant
User avatar #12 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
you don't...i...you fucking...DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OUR FAITH???
#34 - RageGuyyourmom (07/08/2012) [-]
So you're telling me its more probable that she was impregnated by angels than she cheated?
User avatar #96 - freddyhollensen (07/08/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a quote by a Scottish philosopher David Hume, goes like this basically: Which is more likely: That the whole natural order is suspended or that a Jewish minx should tell a lie?
Heard it by recently dead religion critic Christopher Hitchens a couple of times as well. Considering these desert tribes also believed in wizards and sorceress, it does seem weird that when it came to deciding whether Jesus really was the son of God they just went ahead and took her word for it.

(Which according to a BBC documentary made, they might not even have... Considerable evidence suggest Jesus was in fact a Buddhist monk and not a believer in God.. The fucker may have been an atheist)
User avatar #36 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
that's part of the foundation of our faith, yes. Mary was impregnated by God without ever having sex. she gave birth to Jesus, the only man with the powers of God, who was perfect in every way, and because He was perfect, He was able to die for our sins and pay our debt so that we could liver eternally with Him in heaven.
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#11 - icefall (07/08/2012) [-]
You seem to have forgotten that woman can get impregnated without having sex...

Thus aliens (angels) implanted Jesus in Mary
User avatar #14 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
i thumbed you up because i think the idea of aliens and angels being one in the same thing is epic and as a christian i hope that's the case.
User avatar #15 - ispn (07/08/2012) [-]
It's completely possible that's peoples sightings of "aliens" were just really Angels, i mean they were flashes of light, most didn't really remember much. Its possible
User avatar #17 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
i used to have a book about aliens and part of it talked about how Jesus was an alien ambassador or some shit, surgically implanted into Mary by aliens...crazy stuff.
User avatar #18 - ispn (07/08/2012) [-]
Lol, okay that's completely different on what im meaning
User avatar #19 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
i know, i'm not saying it's what you meant, but it reminded me of that lol
#8 - Griffino (07/08/2012) [-]
Isn't that whole point of this?
#3 - timidotter (07/07/2012) [-]
you seem to have 'forgotted' your cleverness as well
#9 - Griffino (07/08/2012) [-]
whoa, you got me there...
User avatar #2 - semisane (07/07/2012) [-]
Umm... What?
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Cause you know... Black bears have antlers...
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User avatar #99 - hebs (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm atheist i don't do that. as long as your beliefs don't affect my laws and your not spreading hate\fear i don't care what you believe
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User avatar #53 - zkeepere (06/01/2012) [-]
Too bad a 57 caliber musket wouldn't lose enough velocity going through a bubble that it would fall. Besides, a musket round would have gone fully through the bubble before the bubble was half way popped.
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User avatar #326 - guiguito (04/09/2012) [-]
i would say habbitat, but at some point i was right...
but for real? this is not school, and he's just trolling, so no point actualy checking my facts

evolution states that the universe was accidentally created by an explosion called the "big bang" WUT?
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User avatar #25 - XxBUNNERxX (02/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, that stuff kinda put me in the hospital. I now stick to the stuff that won't kill me as fast.
#63 - You have *somewhat* reinforced my point, marriage has been rec…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Gay graph -10
#70 - lasertraceur (02/17/2012) [-]
"Marriage has been recognized as a Christian institution SINCE THE BEGINNING OF RECORDABLE HISTORY"

I find it hard to believe youre not trolling, you have to realize the christians have only been around for around 2,000 years... Its one of the newest major world religions there is, save for Islam and all the new-age stuff such as scientology, Universalist Unitarian, Mormoms, etc. And you also forget marriage means more than Christianity anyways, us buddhists had marriage way before Christ, as well as the Hindus, Daoists, Confuscians, and many others.
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User avatar #66 - cjtsirhc (02/17/2012) [-]
#81 - rebornghost (02/17/2012) [-]
#56 - "We hate Christians, but want to celebrate marriage, Chri…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Gay graph -18
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User avatar #60 - frostysnwman (02/17/2012) [-]
"Although the institution of marriage pre-dates reliable recorded history ..."
"Various cultures have had their own theories on the origin of marriage."

Taken straight from Wikipedia. Sure, Wikipedia is not the end-all source of knowledge. Furthermore, my specific examples do not entirely prove all there is to know about marriage and its institution. However, what I have demonstrated is that it is not solely a Christian thing. You can argue whatever which way you want with this, but the truth is right in front of you. If you were actually a scholar and not just a misinformed and aggressive arguer, you would have know that and you wouldn't have brought it up.

Now, for my take on it. As a homosexual, I do not want to see homosexual marriages. However, we should at least have equal civil rights.

inb4 "not aggressive". "Don't ruin a[n] otherwise COMPLETELY Christian based union. See how logic wins every time?" Calling a valid argument illogical while having no rational basis isn't the epitome of passiveness.
User avatar #75 - robopuppy (02/17/2012) [-]
I completely agree. Not only that, He claims Atheists are hypocrites because they still want to celebrate Christmas when Christmas was stolen from the Roman holiday Saturnalia and other Yule traditions.
User avatar #78 - ktulu (02/17/2012) [-]
Not to mention that Easter is taken from Ancient Germanic culture.
User avatar #83 - robopuppy (02/17/2012) [-]
According to the bible, if Jesus did exist, he was most likely born in the late spring or summer. The entire Christian religion is stolen from others. Jesus himself was based upon astronomy and numerous other religions such as the ancient Egyptian's religion.
User avatar #88 - ktulu (02/17/2012) [-]
Right, + its monotheistic which means its boring.
User avatar #90 - robopuppy (02/17/2012) [-]
True, I love reading Greek mythology but the bible always bored me.
User avatar #58 - TheCerealKiller (02/17/2012) [-]
Except, marriage is no longer based on religion.
#63 - Griffino (02/17/2012) [-]
You have *somewhat* reinforced my point, marriage has been recognized as a Christian institution since the beginning of recordable history, the Christians do not recognize the outside debates otherwise, as they shouldn't have to. The state has added perks that can arguably be removed to make a fair playing field for religions, cults, or lack therof. Christians taken it as a hostile environment when the institution they covet is attacked by people of a different belief system, I believe the perks should be removed from the institution and allow gays to do what they want. Leave marriage to the Christians and let the gays unite in their own way.
#70 - lasertraceur (02/17/2012) [-]
"Marriage has been recognized as a Christian institution SINCE THE BEGINNING OF RECORDABLE HISTORY"

I find it hard to believe youre not trolling, you have to realize the christians have only been around for around 2,000 years... Its one of the newest major world religions there is, save for Islam and all the new-age stuff such as scientology, Universalist Unitarian, Mormoms, etc. And you also forget marriage means more than Christianity anyways, us buddhists had marriage way before Christ, as well as the Hindus, Daoists, Confuscians, and many others.
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User avatar #6 - felixcorpus (02/12/2012) [-]
Serves you right for using it, who sees that and thinks it would be a good idea to use it?
User avatar #67 - felixcorpus (02/12/2012) [-]
Wow I really got 13 red toenail clippings for that?
#11 - Griffino (02/12/2012) [-]
I cannot argue with your logic sir
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Why are you**

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