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#585 - How is a living fetus not compaired to a living child? 07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets... 0
#281 - If someone asked you to shoot your baby in the head with a gun…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2012 on Mmmm...Omelets... 0
#327 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
how is shooting a live person comparable to an unborn fetus ( during the period where it cant be aborted)?
#585 - Griffino (07/25/2012) [-]
How is a living fetus not compaired to a living child?
#328 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
can* fuck me and my bad typing skills
#303 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
I would honestly shoot the baby if there were no consequences just for the fuck of killing someone.
#286 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
baby cause 'Merica
#113 - Well, that's why we vote for people! 07/25/2012 on And he's gonna be president +2
#592 - wait, wtf is a He/She?? oh, nevermind. 07/16/2012 on Witty title 0
#589 - "stiff"....giggity! 07/16/2012 on Witty title +8
#161 - It's my ex's fault for making too much fried food! Then she le…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2012 on meanwhile, on funnyjunk +2
#205 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
Nope, not your fault at all for not staying fit yourself.
#156 - He's just big-boned!  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2012 on meanwhile, on funnyjunk +3
User avatar #159 - Zeigh (07/12/2012) [-]
It's genetic.
#161 - Griffino (07/12/2012) [-]
It's my ex's fault for making too much fried food! Then she left me cause I was too fat...that bitch!
#205 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
Nope, not your fault at all for not staying fit yourself.
#422 - I only let my wife shock me, and only when we're watching ampu… 07/12/2012 on FUUUU- 0
#414 - why didn't you remove the battery and not be grounded?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2012 on FUUUU- 0
User avatar #415 - richnourishing (07/12/2012) [-]
I was really stupid and I just panicked when he got shocked so I felt really bad cause it was pretty much my fault, and it never occurred to me to use common sense at the time, never again...
#422 - Griffino (07/12/2012) [-]
I only let my wife shock me, and only when we're watching amputee midget prons.
#193 - Sounds like "tough love", right? 07/10/2012 on "MERICA 0
#14 - So true. Most real pros turn and move that way too. A good ope… 07/08/2012 on Skills Level: Excavator Driver +3
#13 - You're splitting hairs. Most people call them excavators, base… 07/08/2012 on Skills Level: Excavator Driver 0
#75 - Yeah, you're right, America's war effort had nothing to do wit…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2012 on "MERICA +1
User avatar #187 - deltadeltadelta (07/08/2012) [-]
That was a typo, I meant WWI, not WWII.
User avatar #188 - failtolawl (07/08/2012) [-]
the germans were about to have a massive final assault, mainly from the troops they had in the east. Americans showed up right in time to defend against this assault.
User avatar #189 - deltadeltadelta (07/08/2012) [-]
No. By the end of 1916, the Germans were already losing and they were just about out of supplies and resources. All American intervention did was give relief to the veterans during the last few months of the war.

WWI was a British/French/Italian victory, not an American victory. If the Americans cared, then they would have joined when it mattered, not during the last few months of the war. This is reflective in the amount of casualties taken, where the US only took 2% of the Entente casualties.
#45 - Sonny, back in my day a soda pop cost a nickel...A NICKEL!! 07/08/2012 on Epic Beard Time +2
#10 - Yeah, but that carries as much stigma as stealing it from a li… 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. +1
#9 - whoa, you got me there... 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. +2
#8 - Isn't that whole point of this? 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. 0
#7 - nope! 07/08/2012 on You said it, not me. -1
#55 - *Thumb post and agree *continue voting for democrates and … 07/08/2012 on Inflation +1
#1 - I agree this is funny in this current age. But you have to und…  [+] (29 new replies) 07/07/2012 on You said it, not me. -2
User avatar #20 - slumberdonkey (07/08/2012) [-]
I completely understand what you are saying but if you base your belief on god by saying "you can't prove it" then it is proven and you say "god works in mysterious ways" your bubble of reasons to believe in god is growing ever smaller.
That's a rough quote from neil degrasse tyson, one of my heroes
#76 - gamechap (07/08/2012) [-]
I honestly have the internet to thank for my career goals. I found out about Neil DeGrasse Tyson through a meme and after listening to what he's had to say and how fascinated he is about the universe, that fascinated me about the universe. Now I want to be an Astrophysicist.

TL;DR: The guy is good.
#21 - angelious (07/08/2012) [-]
this actually sounds like it is smart and proper chat between two civilized gentlemen

may i also add to the chat a verse from some old christian text(or jewish cant recall wich it was anymore)

"the more the man sins the further away he goes from god and the harder it is for men to hear gods voice"

and judgin by the current state of affairs on earth we arent really that holy and sinless as we were few years back ....

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#13 - Drageads (07/08/2012) [-]
The existence of the Judeo-Christian god should not be falsifiable. If we take either book of the bible as truthful, then your god is an interventionists and therefore, should be observable through science. If it is not, then either the Bible is not truthful or your god doesn't exist as you think he does.
User avatar #29 - daburger (07/08/2012) [-]
Agnostic here, people really shouldn't look at the Bible when you're talking about the existence of God. The Bible, like all holy books, is fucking stupid.
#55 - jimboismynameo (07/08/2012) [-]
for you

you are welcome
User avatar #49 - ZetzueRyuho (07/08/2012) [-]
So, you're saying that to properly observe the Judaeo-Christo god, we should not regard the holy books as viable?
Then, if we disregard the books, where would you get the concept of your god?
Believing in a god is not inherent and it comes from holy scriptures.
#68 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
False,it is inherent

Every rational being recognizes the law of causse-effect: nothing happens without a cause.
Homo sapiens acquires rationality
They apply the law of causse-effect to the world,they give causes to all effects, but a few effects remain unexplained:
Effect: It rains,The world exists,Rainbow,Dreams
Cause: An unknown agent is responsible for all this effects

We call the unknown agent spirits, god, karma, kami, we will use god in this exact moment,eventough it doesnt work like this, it has been proven all god-religions are only evolutions of shamanistic(spirits)religions

God is in this moment a impersonal creationist force,THAT is inherent to all rational being, but then culture defiles this god, he gives Him,a supernatural being, human attributes, the tribe dress the god with their clothes(this is why when you think of god you think of a guy with a toga, because it is what happened when the romans addopted christianism),they confer Him emotions and hence a moral,that will be the moral code of the tribe
the previously universal god has now become a million aberrations as a result of trying to humanize the supernatural.
The Christian god is a unwholesome mix of judean and roman tradditions,THAT is not inherent, but the clean not humanized god is in fact inherent to all human beings
#38 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
and its the book that is supposed to be the religion... Therefore religion is fucking stupid
#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/08/2012) [-]
#7 - Griffino (07/08/2012) [-]
#4 - RageGuyyourmom (07/08/2012) [-]
You seem to have forgotten that humans cannot asexually reproduce and definitely cannot asexually reproduce a child a different gender the their own so how could Mary possibly be a virgin who was pregnant
User avatar #12 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
you don't...i...you fucking...DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OUR FAITH???
#34 - RageGuyyourmom (07/08/2012) [-]
So you're telling me its more probable that she was impregnated by angels than she cheated?
User avatar #96 - freddyhollensen (07/08/2012) [-]
Reminds me of a quote by a Scottish philosopher David Hume, goes like this basically: Which is more likely: That the whole natural order is suspended or that a Jewish minx should tell a lie?
Heard it by recently dead religion critic Christopher Hitchens a couple of times as well. Considering these desert tribes also believed in wizards and sorceress, it does seem weird that when it came to deciding whether Jesus really was the son of God they just went ahead and took her word for it.

(Which according to a BBC documentary made, they might not even have... Considerable evidence suggest Jesus was in fact a Buddhist monk and not a believer in God.. The fucker may have been an atheist)
User avatar #36 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
that's part of the foundation of our faith, yes. Mary was impregnated by God without ever having sex. she gave birth to Jesus, the only man with the powers of God, who was perfect in every way, and because He was perfect, He was able to die for our sins and pay our debt so that we could liver eternally with Him in heaven.
#48 - usarnaem (07/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #67 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
#11 - icefall (07/08/2012) [-]
You seem to have forgotten that woman can get impregnated without having sex...

Thus aliens (angels) implanted Jesus in Mary
User avatar #14 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
i thumbed you up because i think the idea of aliens and angels being one in the same thing is epic and as a christian i hope that's the case.
User avatar #15 - ispn (07/08/2012) [-]
It's completely possible that's peoples sightings of "aliens" were just really Angels, i mean they were flashes of light, most didn't really remember much. Its possible
User avatar #17 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
i used to have a book about aliens and part of it talked about how Jesus was an alien ambassador or some shit, surgically implanted into Mary by aliens...crazy stuff.
User avatar #18 - ispn (07/08/2012) [-]
Lol, okay that's completely different on what im meaning
User avatar #19 - jokeface (07/08/2012) [-]
i know, i'm not saying it's what you meant, but it reminded me of that lol
#8 - Griffino (07/08/2012) [-]
Isn't that whole point of this?
#3 - timidotter (07/07/2012) [-]
you seem to have 'forgotted' your cleverness as well
#9 - Griffino (07/08/2012) [-]
whoa, you got me there...
User avatar #2 - semisane (07/07/2012) [-]
Umm... What?
#55 - This is not a moose or a deer, it's a black bear...IDIOTS!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Ouch +3
User avatar #58 - PolarFroster (07/07/2012) [-]
Cause you know... Black bears have antlers...
#1409 - Comment deleted 07/03/2012 on Titles are over-rated +13
#36 - Picture 07/03/2012 on Feels Good Man... +1
#65 - If she is truly doing it right and comparing apples to apples.… 06/06/2012 on She's doing it right +2
#83 - I am confident all athiests say, "kids, make sure you go …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2012 on Opinions +1
User avatar #99 - hebs (06/02/2012) [-]
I'm atheist i don't do that. as long as your beliefs don't affect my laws and your not spreading hate\fear i don't care what you believe
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