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Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
Last Login:5/11/2014
Location:Behind the curtains in your room
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Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
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Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:3931
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And their like, It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge.

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#145 - Funnyjunk > Google+ > Facebook > YouTube > CNN >…  [+] (1 reply) 03/31/2012 on LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TWITTER 0
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#148 - numfortytwo (03/31/2012) [-]
close, funnyjunk (this content), twitter, youtube, cnn, myspace, digg, funnyjunk, 9gag, tumblr, memebase, imgur, facebook, reddit, 4chan
#3 - i know, its 2.4 times bigger than earth.  [+] (4 replies) 03/31/2012 on First date success 0
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#4 - jetpistol (03/31/2012) [-]
Depending on its mass that might not be a problem. But we couldnt go a live on it anyway. We're far from achieving speed of light travel, so it would take more than 1000 years to get there. Even if we reproduced the wall-e model and made people have babys in the spaceship during 1000 years, their descendant would probably not be able to maintain life on a virgin planet.

(Plus couldnt stock enough energy to propulse the ship during 1000 years)


#7 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff BUT.

If you travel at, lets say 20000 kilometres per hour in space, and then stop the engine that is propelling you forward, you should be able to maintain that speed, because there is no air resistance, therefor nothing to slow you down.
#21 - anon (04/25/2012) [-]
no, light could slow u down, but really slowly
#16 - beerbellycolly (04/01/2012) [-]
challenge accepted
#1 - is an awesome place. I learned: Kepler 22b is an Eart…  [+] (8 replies) 03/31/2012 on First date success +2
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#6 - JuiceBoxKID (03/31/2012) [-]
It would take 650 years to get there. It would take 10 years to get as close as possible to the speed of light. It would take 630 years to actually get there, and it would take 10 years to slow to do enter the atmosphere.

So unless we find a way to live infinite amount of years, its unlikely that we could even get there. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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#2 - Nightelfbane (03/31/2012) [-]
Uhh

bro

Kepler-22b is way bigger than earth, and we would have extreme trouble walking.

we'd need robo suits or some shit before we could live there.
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#3 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/31/2012) [-]
i know, its 2.4 times bigger than earth.
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#4 - jetpistol (03/31/2012) [-]
Depending on its mass that might not be a problem. But we couldnt go a live on it anyway. We're far from achieving speed of light travel, so it would take more than 1000 years to get there. Even if we reproduced the wall-e model and made people have babys in the spaceship during 1000 years, their descendant would probably not be able to maintain life on a virgin planet.

(Plus couldnt stock enough energy to propulse the ship during 1000 years)


#7 - anon (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff BUT.

If you travel at, lets say 20000 kilometres per hour in space, and then stop the engine that is propelling you forward, you should be able to maintain that speed, because there is no air resistance, therefor nothing to slow you down.
#21 - anon (04/25/2012) [-]
no, light could slow u down, but really slowly
#16 - beerbellycolly (04/01/2012) [-]
challenge accepted
#96 - I'm not saying its not real, although It can be easily fak…  [+] (2 replies) 03/31/2012 on Banhammer +1
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#859 - chronostix (04/01/2012) [-]
that i know my friend i just changed Your name to dickfaggotson
#868 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
#43 - Let me show you how this is easily fake. 1. Log out,…  [+] (4 replies) 03/31/2012 on Banhammer +5
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#56 - chronostix (03/31/2012) [-]
it's not fake mate... this happend to me aswell
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#96 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/31/2012) [-]
I'm not saying its not real, although It can be easily faked in 10 seconds flat, though.
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#859 - chronostix (04/01/2012) [-]
that i know my friend i just changed Your name to dickfaggotson
#868 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]