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| #92 - oh is that the punchline? [+] (9 new replies) | 04/01/2012 on Uncomfortable Chairs | +5 |
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] It's just silly wordplay. I don't understand how this got on the front page xD  #93
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trollsniper (04/01/2012) [-] The punchline is a pun, she says this chair feels uncomfortable because it actually DOES feel uncomfortable. #99
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] Well, I tried. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy and I'll try harder next time. #112
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] Come on guys, really, don't thumb him down because he has a different sense of humour. #259
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] It's perfectly fine, really! People need to realize that nothing can please everyone, that we all have different senses of humour.  #261
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GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-] I agree, thanks for being so kind. thumb for your content and you. | ||
| #86 - I honestly do not understand. Can someone explain? :/ *red thu… [+] (11 new replies) | 04/01/2012 on Uncomfortable Chairs | +6 |
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trollsniper (04/01/2012) [-] overly cheerful empty chair makes occupied chair feel awkward and uncomfortable #94
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] It's just silly wordplay. I don't understand how this got on the front page xD #93
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trollsniper (04/01/2012) [-] The punchline is a pun, she says this chair feels uncomfortable because it actually DOES feel uncomfortable. #99
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] Well, I tried. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy and I'll try harder next time. #112
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] Come on guys, really, don't thumb him down because he has a different sense of humour. #259
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oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-] It's perfectly fine, really! People need to realize that nothing can please everyone, that we all have different senses of humour. #261
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GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-] I agree, thanks for being so kind. thumb for your content and you. | ||
| #868 - Picture | 04/01/2012 on Banhammer | +1 |
| #22 - oh | 03/31/2012 on CA Lotto | 0 |
| #19 - why was it split? [+] (2 new replies) | 03/31/2012 on CA Lotto | 0 |
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| #145 - Funnyjunk > Google+ > Facebook > YouTube > CNN >… [+] (1 new reply) | 03/31/2012 on LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TWITTER | 0 |
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numfortytwo (03/31/2012) [-] close, funnyjunk (this content), twitter, youtube, cnn, myspace, digg, funnyjunk, 9gag, tumblr, memebase, imgur, facebook, reddit, 4chan | ||
| #3 - i know, its 2.4 times bigger than earth. [+] (4 new replies) | 03/31/2012 on First date success | 0 |
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jetpistol (03/31/2012) [-] Depending on its mass that might not be a problem. But we couldnt go a live on it anyway. We're far from achieving speed of light travel, so it would take more than 1000 years to get there. Even if we reproduced the wall-e model and made people have babys in the spaceship during 1000 years, their descendant would probably not be able to maintain life on a virgin planet. (Plus couldnt stock enough energy to propulse the ship during 1000 years) #7
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N. Korean citizen (04/01/2012) [-] I don't know much about this stuff BUT. If you travel at, lets say 20000 kilometres per hour in space, and then stop the engine that is propelling you forward, you should be able to maintain that speed, because there is no air resistance, therefor nothing to slow you down. | ||
| #1 - www.nasa.gov is an awesome place. I learned: Kepler… [+] (8 new replies) | 03/31/2012 on First date success | +2 |
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JuiceBoxKID (03/31/2012) [-] It would take 650 years to get there. It would take 10 years to get as close as possible to the speed of light. It would take 630 years to actually get there, and it would take 10 years to slow to do enter the atmosphere. So unless we find a way to live infinite amount of years, its unlikely that we could even get there. Sorry to burst your bubble. #15
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flyingalligators (04/01/2012) [-] I actually think there is a way to live infinite amount of years. I am learning about cloning in my classes at school and i thought about this. If humans can ever get brain transplants capable of working, we may be able. If they were to clone say a 60 year old man who is in perfect health. Using the reproductive way of cloning of course. We could clone him then when his clone is 18, transplant his brain into the clone's body. Resulting in infinite life? Or instant death. Always a possibility. If it works we can do it infinite times until the brain dies. I told my teacher this and he said since the heart stops working before the brain it may be possible.  #2
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Nightelfbane (03/31/2012) [-] Uhh bro Kepler-22b is way bigger than earth, and we would have extreme trouble walking. we'd need robo suits or some shit before we could live there. #4
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jetpistol (03/31/2012) [-] Depending on its mass that might not be a problem. But we couldnt go a live on it anyway. We're far from achieving speed of light travel, so it would take more than 1000 years to get there. Even if we reproduced the wall-e model and made people have babys in the spaceship during 1000 years, their descendant would probably not be able to maintain life on a virgin planet. (Plus couldnt stock enough energy to propulse the ship during 1000 years) #7
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N. Korean citizen (04/01/2012) [-] I don't know much about this stuff BUT. If you travel at, lets say 20000 kilometres per hour in space, and then stop the engine that is propelling you forward, you should be able to maintain that speed, because there is no air resistance, therefor nothing to slow you down. | ||
| #96 - I'm not saying its not real, although It can be easily fak… [+] (2 new replies) | 03/31/2012 on Banhammer | +1 |
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| #18 - Wow. | 03/31/2012 on The worst (or best?) album... | 0 |
| #43 - Let me show you how this is easily fake. 1. Log out,… [+] (4 new replies) | 03/31/2012 on Banhammer | +5 |
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GreenEggsAndHam (03/31/2012) [-] I'm not saying its not real, although It can be easily faked in 10 seconds flat, though. | ||
| #611 - I am not a brony but this was pretty damn good. | 03/30/2012 on A Bronies Dream | +7 |
| #264 - Gets hit with t-shirt and sour patch kids Whines abou… | 03/28/2012 on Gayness Level: Bieber | 0 |
| #430 - **GreenEggsAndHam rolls 33** | 03/26/2012 on GreenEggsAndHam's profile | 0 |
| #11 - **GreenEggsAndHam rolls 82** doubles and you delete yours. | 03/26/2012 on jorjebicboi's profile | 0 |
| #51 - Repost, fuck you. | 03/25/2012 on Random deaf facts | +2 |
| #3 - no we arent | 03/25/2012 on Posting content on weekdays | +5 |
| #119 - 6. This fact is true about the SECOND person, not the first. | 03/25/2012 on Random Facts | 0 |
| #4 - epic showdown with glados | 03/24/2012 on Birthday Game | 0 |
| #84 - You can't pull a leg muscle if you fall on your ass, last time… [+] (2 new replies) | 03/22/2012 on My way to the frontpage | -1 |
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| #3 - Bitch, I clap whenever the hell I want. and people still clap … | 03/22/2012 on happened once to me | +1 |
| #60 - FALLS ON ASS HOLDS KNEE wat [+] (4 new replies) | 03/22/2012 on My way to the frontpage | +9 |
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GreenEggsAndHam (03/22/2012) [-] You can't pull a leg muscle if you fall on your ass, last time I checked. | ||
| #21 - I'm pretty sure X = 10 | 03/22/2012 on nigglits | +27 |
| #22 - What the hell happened to my .gif? | 03/20/2012 on Super Power Game | 0 |
| #16 - Magic. [+] (1 new reply) | 03/20/2012 on Super Power Game | 0 |
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thebacondanneh (02/16/2012) [-] **thebacondanneh rolled user jofj ** It was nice threading with you, until you had to get fucking dubs.
be my friend?
be my friend?
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thebacondanneh (02/17/2012) [-] **thebacondanneh rolls 25**
dude.... my name with your name would make an awesome breakfast.
jus' sayian
dude.... my name with your name would make an awesome breakfast.
jus' sayian
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GreenEggsAndHam (02/17/2012) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolls 23** I've had eggs and ham for breakfast before.
It's just that they weren't green.
It's just that they weren't green.
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GreenEggsAndHam (02/08/2012) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolled user hogmatog ** It's definetly FightClub this time.
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GreenEggsAndHam (02/08/2012) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolled user raginbrony ** FightClub, no joking around.
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GreenEggsAndHam (01/25/2012) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolled user malizlewaa ** FightClub
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GreenEggsAndHam (01/25/2012) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolled user rollipolli ** Systemmatic
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Mr Fist (10/25/2011) [-] yo man. if you ever need some shit. just hit me up. got plenty to go around
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GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-] Looks like you need a tutorial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8IpzefJ3zw (w/o steam)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FShHmtLCm5I&feature=related
http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=17NcZ_r3Z9w&feature=related(w/ steam)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8IpzefJ3zw (w/o steam)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FShHmtLCm5I&feature=related
http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=17NcZ_r3Z9w&feature=related(w/ steam)
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GreenEggsAndHam (09/15/2011) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolled user controlthechaos** starts with H
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GreenEggsAndHam (09/15/2011) [-] **GreenEggsAndHam rolled user CyanideisHappiness** starts with r
