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#92 - oh is that the punchline?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/01/2012 on Uncomfortable Chairs +5
User avatar #94 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
It's just silly wordplay. I don't understand how this got on the front page xD
User avatar #97 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
neither do I :/
#93 - trollsniper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #96 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
sorry OP but that is not funny at all lol
User avatar #99 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
Well, I tried. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy and I'll try harder next time.
User avatar #112 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
Come on guys, really, don't thumb him down because he has a different sense of humour.
User avatar #258 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
yeah lol sorry i didnt even realize you were op
User avatar #259 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
It's perfectly fine, really!
People need to realize that nothing can please everyone, that we all have different senses of humour.
User avatar #261 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
I agree, thanks for being so kind. thumb for your content and you.
#86 - I honestly do not understand. Can someone explain? :/ *red thu…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/01/2012 on Uncomfortable Chairs +6
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User avatar #92 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
oh is that the punchline?
User avatar #94 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
It's just silly wordplay. I don't understand how this got on the front page xD
User avatar #97 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
neither do I :/
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User avatar #96 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
sorry OP but that is not funny at all lol
User avatar #99 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
Well, I tried. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy and I'll try harder next time.
User avatar #112 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
Come on guys, really, don't thumb him down because he has a different sense of humour.
User avatar #258 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
yeah lol sorry i didnt even realize you were op
User avatar #259 - oneironaut (04/01/2012) [-]
It's perfectly fine, really!
People need to realize that nothing can please everyone, that we all have different senses of humour.
User avatar #261 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
I agree, thanks for being so kind. thumb for your content and you.
#868 - Picture 04/01/2012 on Banhammer +1
#22 - oh 03/31/2012 on CA Lotto 0
#19 - why was it split?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2012 on CA Lotto 0
User avatar #21 - cancerousiguana (03/31/2012) [-]
3 people picked the winning numbers.
User avatar #22 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/31/2012) [-]
oh
#145 - Funnyjunk > Google+ > Facebook > YouTube > CNN >…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2012 on LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TWITTER 0
User avatar #148 - numfortytwo (03/31/2012) [-]
close, funnyjunk (this content), twitter, youtube, cnn, myspace, digg, funnyjunk, 9gag, tumblr, memebase, imgur, facebook, reddit, 4chan
#3 - i know, its 2.4 times bigger than earth.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2012 on First date success 0
User avatar #4 - jetpistol (03/31/2012) [-]
Depending on its mass that might not be a problem. But we couldnt go a live on it anyway. We're far from achieving speed of light travel, so it would take more than 1000 years to get there. Even if we reproduced the wall-e model and made people have babys in the spaceship during 1000 years, their descendant would probably not be able to maintain life on a virgin planet.

(Plus couldnt stock enough energy to propulse the ship during 1000 years)


#7 - anonymous (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff BUT.

If you travel at, lets say 20000 kilometres per hour in space, and then stop the engine that is propelling you forward, you should be able to maintain that speed, because there is no air resistance, therefor nothing to slow you down.
#21 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
no, light could slow u down, but really slowly
#16 - beerbellycolly (04/01/2012) [-]
challenge accepted
#1 - is an awesome place. I learned: Kepler 22b is an Eart…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2012 on First date success +2
User avatar #6 - JuiceBoxKID (03/31/2012) [-]
It would take 650 years to get there. It would take 10 years to get as close as possible to the speed of light. It would take 630 years to actually get there, and it would take 10 years to slow to do enter the atmosphere.

So unless we find a way to live infinite amount of years, its unlikely that we could even get there. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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User avatar #2 - Nightelfbane (03/31/2012) [-]
Uhh

bro

Kepler-22b is way bigger than earth, and we would have extreme trouble walking.

we'd need robo suits or some shit before we could live there.
User avatar #3 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/31/2012) [-]
i know, its 2.4 times bigger than earth.
User avatar #4 - jetpistol (03/31/2012) [-]
Depending on its mass that might not be a problem. But we couldnt go a live on it anyway. We're far from achieving speed of light travel, so it would take more than 1000 years to get there. Even if we reproduced the wall-e model and made people have babys in the spaceship during 1000 years, their descendant would probably not be able to maintain life on a virgin planet.

(Plus couldnt stock enough energy to propulse the ship during 1000 years)


#7 - anonymous (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't know much about this stuff BUT.

If you travel at, lets say 20000 kilometres per hour in space, and then stop the engine that is propelling you forward, you should be able to maintain that speed, because there is no air resistance, therefor nothing to slow you down.
#21 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
no, light could slow u down, but really slowly
#16 - beerbellycolly (04/01/2012) [-]
challenge accepted
#96 - I'm not saying its not real, although It can be easily fak…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Banhammer +1
User avatar #859 - chronostix (04/01/2012) [-]
that i know my friend i just changed Your name to dickfaggotson
#868 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
#18 - Wow. 03/31/2012 on The worst (or best?) album... 0
#43 - Let me show you how this is easily fake. 1. Log out,…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Banhammer +5
User avatar #56 - chronostix (03/31/2012) [-]
it's not fake mate... this happend to me aswell
User avatar #96 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/31/2012) [-]
I'm not saying its not real, although It can be easily faked in 10 seconds flat, though.
User avatar #859 - chronostix (04/01/2012) [-]
that i know my friend i just changed Your name to dickfaggotson
#868 - GreenEggsAndHam (04/01/2012) [-]
#611 - I am not a brony but this was pretty damn good. 03/30/2012 on A Bronies Dream +7
#264 - Gets hit with t-shirt and sour patch kids Whines abou… 03/28/2012 on Gayness Level: Bieber 0
#430 - **GreenEggsAndHam rolls 33** 03/26/2012 on GreenEggsAndHam's profile 0
#11 - **GreenEggsAndHam rolls 82** doubles and you delete yours. 03/26/2012 on jorjebicboi's profile 0
#51 - Repost, **** you. 03/25/2012 on Random deaf facts +2
#3 - no we arent 03/25/2012 on Posting content on weekdays +5
#119 - 6. This fact is true about the SECOND person, not the first. 03/25/2012 on Random Facts 0
#4 - epic showdown with glados 03/24/2012 on Birthday Game 0
#84 - You can't pull a leg muscle if you fall on your ass, last time…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on My way to the frontpage -1
#102 - norgegutten (03/22/2012) [-]
The miracles of today
User avatar #101 - sinwraith (03/22/2012) [-]
It wouldn't be the falling on the ass that would pull a leg muscle, it would be what lead to the person falling on there ass.
#3 - Bitch, I clap whenever the hell I want. and people still clap … 03/22/2012 on happened once to me +1
#60 - FALLS ON ASS HOLDS KNEE wat  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2012 on My way to the frontpage +9
#75 - anonymous (03/22/2012) [-]
she obviously pulled a tendon/ligament.

u sho silly.
User avatar #84 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/22/2012) [-]
You can't pull a leg muscle if you fall on your ass, last time I checked.
#102 - norgegutten (03/22/2012) [-]
The miracles of today
User avatar #101 - sinwraith (03/22/2012) [-]
It wouldn't be the falling on the ass that would pull a leg muscle, it would be what lead to the person falling on there ass.
#21 - I'm pretty sure X = 10 03/22/2012 on nigglits +27
#22 - What the hell happened to my .gif? 03/20/2012 on Super Power Game 0
#16 - Magic.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2012 on Super Power Game 0
User avatar #22 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/20/2012) [-]
What the hell happened to my .gif?

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User avatar #430 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/26/2012) [-]
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**thebacondanneh rolled user jofj ** It was nice threading with you, until you had to get ******* dubs.

be my friend?
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**GreenEggsAndHam rolls 65** I suppose.

Dubs and we aren't friends.
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dubs and you don't do anymore "Dubs and..."
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#382 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
What's up?
#383 to #442 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
Nothing, really. What about you?
#384 to #443 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
I'm trying to figure out how to download mods for Left 4 Dead.
User avatar #385 to #444 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
.vpk mods?
#386 to #445 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
I think so...

I don't even know anymore.
#388 to #447 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
Thanks, I'll watch them sometime. If I'm still confused I'll ask you for more help... if you don't mind that is.
User avatar #390 to #448 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure you only need to extract the .rar or .zip files into some folder in your l4d folder.
User avatar #389 to #448 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
Watch the last one
#391 to #449 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
Thanks, will do.
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