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GreenEggsAndHam    

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Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And their like, It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge.

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#4 - Picture 11/21/2011 on do a favor for me please? +1
#3 - Picture 11/21/2011 on do a favor for me please? +1
#2 - Picture 11/21/2011 on do a favor for me please? +1
#432 - no, its just a cheap way of doing it  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2011 on shaunr's profile 0
User avatar #434 - shaunr (11/21/2011) [-]
im sorry but i dont want my time on the internet to be a complete waste. it may seem cheap to you but its what i find necessary.
User avatar #436 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
so your only goal on the internet is to make money. interesting. since everything other than making money is a complete waste...
User avatar #437 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
not completely but what does funnyjunk do to actually help you? and making money is CERTAINLY NOT my only goal. I want to entertain. i want to entertain and make money and right now, using funnyjunk, those sites are the best way to do the money part
User avatar #440 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
True, but funnyjunk actually cheers me up...
User avatar #441 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
yeah, and it can do that for me too, and getting into the triple digits can do it as well.
User avatar #442 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
triple digits in money?
User avatar #443 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
yes. not too high tho. im in the 1 hundreds. although that only took about a week.
#430 - thats a bit cheap  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2011 on shaunr's profile 0
User avatar #431 - shaunr (11/21/2011) [-]
why? im on the internet, why not make a little extra money? because it involves someone watching a 5 second ad?
User avatar #432 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/21/2011) [-]
no, its just a cheap way of doing it
User avatar #434 - shaunr (11/21/2011) [-]
im sorry but i dont want my time on the internet to be a complete waste. it may seem cheap to you but its what i find necessary.
User avatar #436 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
so your only goal on the internet is to make money. interesting. since everything other than making money is a complete waste...
User avatar #437 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
not completely but what does funnyjunk do to actually help you? and making money is CERTAINLY NOT my only goal. I want to entertain. i want to entertain and make money and right now, using funnyjunk, those sites are the best way to do the money part
User avatar #440 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
True, but funnyjunk actually cheers me up...
User avatar #441 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
yeah, and it can do that for me too, and getting into the triple digits can do it as well.
User avatar #442 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
triple digits in money?
User avatar #443 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
yes. not too high tho. im in the 1 hundreds. although that only took about a week.
#5267 - you havnt posted a picture in 2 months ... tsk tsk tsk  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2011 on airguitar's profile 0
#5268 - airguitar (11/21/2011) [-]
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Yea... I had a few ideas but always got to lazy when it came to posting. One involved just shittily shopping random "yahoo pictures of the week" the I found humorous such as this one.
#5265 - hi  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2011 on airguitar's profile 0
User avatar #5266 - airguitar (11/21/2011) [-]
Ello Chum!
User avatar #5267 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/21/2011) [-]
you havnt posted a picture in 2 months ... tsk tsk tsk
#5268 - airguitar (11/21/2011) [-]
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Yea... I had a few ideas but always got to lazy when it came to posting. One involved just shittily shopping random "yahoo pictures of the week" the I found humorous such as this one.
#24400 - oh my gosh okay sorry 11/21/2011 on Furry's profile 0
#24398 - Why is everything on your page underlined, bold, and italicized? 11/21/2011 on Furry's profile 0
#586 - Thank you. * ********* , begin*  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2011 on Ode to an asshole +4
#588 - kiddinlikecudi (11/21/2011) [-]
Begin it shall and has more then likely.hahaha
#428 - Why do you use It's a bit annoying..  [+] (11 new replies) 11/21/2011 on shaunr's profile 0
User avatar #429 - shaunr (11/21/2011) [-]
i get moneys.
User avatar #430 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/21/2011) [-]
thats a bit cheap
User avatar #431 - shaunr (11/21/2011) [-]
why? im on the internet, why not make a little extra money? because it involves someone watching a 5 second ad?
User avatar #432 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/21/2011) [-]
no, its just a cheap way of doing it
User avatar #434 - shaunr (11/21/2011) [-]
im sorry but i dont want my time on the internet to be a complete waste. it may seem cheap to you but its what i find necessary.
User avatar #436 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
so your only goal on the internet is to make money. interesting. since everything other than making money is a complete waste...
User avatar #437 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
not completely but what does funnyjunk do to actually help you? and making money is CERTAINLY NOT my only goal. I want to entertain. i want to entertain and make money and right now, using funnyjunk, those sites are the best way to do the money part
User avatar #440 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
True, but funnyjunk actually cheers me up...
User avatar #441 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
yeah, and it can do that for me too, and getting into the triple digits can do it as well.
User avatar #442 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/22/2011) [-]
triple digits in money?
User avatar #443 - shaunr (11/22/2011) [-]
yes. not too high tho. im in the 1 hundreds. although that only took about a week.
#573 - Someone please give me his facebook.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2011 on Ode to an asshole +1
User avatar #586 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/21/2011) [-]
Thank you. *shitstorm, begin*
#588 - kiddinlikecudi (11/21/2011) [-]
Begin it shall and has more then likely.hahaha
#577 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [-]
Its at post #312 and #309
#11 - Funnyjunk will never disconnect from you 11/20/2011 on That feel +2
#1 - A talent that opens absolutely zero doors in life  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2011 on wait for it. +3
User avatar #4 - AngelOfDeathOfDoom (11/20/2011) [-]
he was hired to perform in an commercial. just saying
#2 - meanjoegreen (11/20/2011) [-]
I beg to differ
#3 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
touche
#5 - Also, this post is ******* atrocious. 11/20/2011 on Read the Description +2
#4 - Don't worry, I'm a drop dead FJ fan, but why does everyone say…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2011 on Read the Description -1
User avatar #5 - GreenEggsAndHam (11/20/2011) [-]
Also, this post is fucking atrocious.
#26 - Hey anons 11/19/2011 on FOREVER A CLONE tutorial +4
#25 - TIP: You have to open the picture in an image editor ( i… 11/19/2011 on FOREVER A CLONE tutorial +1
#1 - My comments never get likes 11/19/2011 on Question to the community +4
#405 - I needed a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that. 11/17/2011 on See What You Get 0
#1 - wow...if you think about it, your mind can ponder for a while... 11/14/2011 on I AM FREE 0
#9 - Wait, this can't be. No, impossible. Funny oc?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Skyrim +53
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#1 - It's been done before, sorry if you were expecting to be the first  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2011 on Minecraft Project 0
User avatar #2 - acar (10/25/2011) [-]
kinda expected it to be. seemed like a pretty obvious thing to do, so i thought i would try at it.
#2 - Pull it, twist it, and Bop it was as hardcore as it got in my day. 10/25/2011 on Bop It 0
#36 - **GreenEggsAndHam rolls 1** 10/24/2011 on Rolling game 0

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User avatar #430 - GreenEggsAndHam (03/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #412 - thebacondanneh (02/16/2012) [-]
**thebacondanneh rolled user jofj ** It was nice threading with you, until you had to get ******* dubs.

be my friend?
User avatar #413 to #472 - GreenEggsAndHam (02/16/2012) [-]
**GreenEggsAndHam rolls 65** I suppose.

Dubs and we aren't friends.
User avatar #414 to #473 - thebacondanneh (02/16/2012) [-]
**thebacondanneh rolls 70** that was too close for comfort.

dubs and you don't do anymore "Dubs and..."
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**GreenEggsAndHam rolls 09** Dubs
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**GreenEggsAndHam rolls 86** OF MY DUBS!
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#382 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
What's up?
#383 to #442 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
Nothing, really. What about you?
#384 to #443 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
I'm trying to figure out how to download mods for Left 4 Dead.
User avatar #385 to #444 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
.vpk mods?
#386 to #445 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
I think so...

I don't even know anymore.
#388 to #447 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
Thanks, I'll watch them sometime. If I'm still confused I'll ask you for more help... if you don't mind that is.
User avatar #390 to #448 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure you only need to extract the .rar or .zip files into some folder in your l4d folder.
User avatar #389 to #448 - GreenEggsAndHam (09/19/2011) [-]
Watch the last one
#391 to #449 - bobJML (09/19/2011) [-]
Thanks, will do.
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