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Date Signed Up:1/02/2010
Last Login:3/20/2011
Location:Grammar Nazi Headquarters
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Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT a Grammar Nazi any more and only correct grammar part-time.

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#48 - Honestly, I am considering Cyanide... Sincerely, Grammar One. 01/07/2010 on Cheerleader fail +5
#47 - Right here, but my brain is currently in many pieces after it …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2010 on Cheerleader fail +12
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
My brain oh god how it hurts. Grammer nazis please exterminate these inferior people.
#45 - Honestly, I just don't have the time anymore to correct gramma…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2010 on Cheerleader fail +5
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
Being a Grammar Nazi is more than a full time job these days. It's a lifestyle choice. I suggest cutting your losses and joining in. Just try to fit in among the trolls... It's the only way to survive.
#33 - My brain hurts... Im going to go take some Advil... Sin…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2010 on Cheerleader fail +11
User avatar #41 - SgtFourLeaf (01/07/2010) [-]
yes mein furer
User avatar #39 - OneHundredandFifty (01/07/2010) [-]
i think vicodin or even morphine would be better for you here...
User avatar #48 - GrammarOne (01/07/2010) [-]
Honestly, I am considering Cyanide...

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
Extreme stupidity,
Grammar Nazis' only true weakness.

We must now harness this power and free are comments from uniformity!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #45 - GrammarOne (01/07/2010) [-]
Honestly, I just don't have the time anymore to correct grammar and I am considering the "Retirement" option. Also people are just getting too stupid and it is getting harder to do this job. And my salary is crap.

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
Being a Grammar Nazi is more than a full time job these days. It's a lifestyle choice. I suggest cutting your losses and joining in. Just try to fit in among the trolls... It's the only way to survive.
#183 - Still who knows, there could be a planet with women who don't … 01/07/2010 on Earth, Fuck Yeah! 0
#8 - I believe you mean "Grammar Nazi" Iwannasammich, Im …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2010 on The power of the zoom lense. +1
User avatar #10 - JackSchidt (01/07/2010) [-]
Actually, you all are correct. Whilst the spelling "lens" is considered to be the most correct and common spelling, "lense" appears in many dictionaries as an alternate form.
#174 - How do we know we are the best? There are millions of planets …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2010 on Earth, Fuck Yeah! -3
#175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2010) [-]
pretend
User avatar #183 - GrammarOne (01/07/2010) [-]
Still who knows, there could be a planet with women who don't complain, Beer that doesn't make you drunk and is healthy, FREAKING LASER GUNS! Flying cars that come with women and beer with attached lasers and good food that doesn't kill you in the end.

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#48 - I think im going to have a heartattack. Sincerl-HUUUUUU…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2010 on Read this +1
#57 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2010) [-]
One Less Grammar Nazi in the worl. =D
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2010) [-]
Don't ruin it. Faggot.
#46 - Grammar One reporting in from Grammar Hospital. I am currently… 01/05/2010 on Read this 0
#114 - I am currently on vacation, your arguement is invalid. … 01/05/2010 on COD Rage 0
#20 - Strange, I thought it would be about snipers, I know how much …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2010 on COD Rage +2
User avatar #114 - GrammarOne (01/05/2010) [-]
I am currently on vacation, your arguement is invalid.

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2010) [-]
That is a run-on sentance. Your not so good at being a Grammar Nazi, are you?
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2010) [-]
What's a "sentance"? I do not understand your modern terminology.
#13 - I truly apologize for this man's insults everyone and that is … 01/03/2010 on damn 0
#1 - Am I the only one who thought it was a dildo at first glance? …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on Female Swiss Army Knife +1
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
hahah same here i was actually thinking one of those buttons is a vibrator switch
#16 - Pedrobear? Is that some kind of mexican version of Pedobear? …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on pedo answers +18
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
I believe Mexican is a proper noun.
#28 - Dear #25, I do believe you are confusing these "al… 01/03/2010 on Nicholas Cage - Knowing +2
#33 - Because Ink is not an official Grammar Nazi like I am. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2010 on Mindfuck +5
User avatar #39 - Jesi (01/03/2010) [-]
Seriously...



Sorry. I was feeling left out.
So I commented for no reason but to have my name in this thread.
Lol
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
BOOBIES! (:
#30 - Ink. Get the **** out. Sincerely, Grammar One. 01/02/2010 on Mindfuck 0
#20 - I also thought it was a great movie, just because you all agre…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2010 on Nicholas Cage - Knowing +1
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
You shouldn't have capitalized "My" towards the end of your sentence
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
I liked the general idea behind it, but the ending was so damn rediculous!
Fucking aliens take the kids to "A better place."
I saw that part and wanted to walk out of the theater, but there were only like 2 minutes left anyway...
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
yeah, couldn't be any more christian... its just an intergalactic version of Noah's ark
User avatar #28 - GrammarOne (01/03/2010) [-]
Dear #25,

I do believe you are confusing these "aliens" with Pedobear, we all know that it was actually Pedobear who took them!

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#62 - Capitalization, punctuation, and you spelled "where"…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2010 on American Dream -6
#66 - DarkNemeisis (01/03/2010) [-]
nigger
#102 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/03/2010) [-]
racist
#16 - Excuse me good sir, but I do believe you can go have sexual in…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2010 on Stupidity 0
User avatar #19 - KhyOken (01/02/2010) [-]
I Like Turtles
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
RAPE RAPE RAPE
#8 - Capitalization and punctuation please? Sincerely, Grammar One.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2010 on snuggie 2.0 -5
User avatar #12 - Jameshaich (01/02/2010) [-]
"Grammar" and "One" shouldn't be capitalized!
User avatar #17 - LeanPocket (01/02/2010) [-]
It's being used as a name,and nouns are to be capitalized!
User avatar #19 - Jameshaich (01/02/2010) [-]
There should be a space after your commas! Grammar and one aren't names, fucktard.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
idiots.
#37 - Good sir, have you ever considered joining the Grammar Nazis? …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2010 on Japan +5
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
He made a mistake. I would help you find it, but that's your job.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
dear Grammar One,
You and what army? Palestine and Israel gonna stop fighting each other
and cap your ass instead.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
we are the inglorious bastards, and we just love killin nazis. watch your back
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
I WANT TO BE BEAR JEW, also he said nuff said... not proper grammer enough

captcha: peril
#13 - This is Grammar One, I have just made an account here and will…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2010 on Stupidity 0
User avatar #15 - tiemeup (01/02/2010) [-]
You are a faggot.

Sincerely,

Amazing one :D
User avatar #16 - GrammarOne (01/02/2010) [-]
Excuse me good sir, but I do believe you can go have sexual intercourse with yourself. Also, ":D" is improper grammar. Good day sir.

Sincerely, Grammar One.
User avatar #19 - KhyOken (01/02/2010) [-]
I Like Turtles
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2010) [-]
RAPE RAPE RAPE
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