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GrammarNaziGeneral

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:12/04/2009
Last Login:10/29/2014
Location:Berlin Germany
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Content Views:109687
Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:223
FJ Points:1078
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This place used to be funny, but not anymore, I'm with anonymous now

latest user's comments

#3 - **** those lawn chairs! Look at that fold up table!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2010 on Holy Mother Of Jesus +5
#5 - Ken M (01/03/2010) [-]
is that a window or a small chalkboard?
#7 - Ken M (01/03/2010) [-]
that ring looks really cool
#1 - First of all the meme goes "In Soviet Russia. . ." …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on Russians +2
User avatar #3 - SgtFourLeaf (01/04/2010) [-]
hey i'm irish and i'm 15 and i've only had 1 beer so far with 3 of my friends
#20 - Bill, go get another one.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2009 on Welcome +1
User avatar #22 - XxJenniiBabiixX (12/30/2009) [-]
<3
#3 - Well. . . definitely not the solution! 12/29/2009 on Last Night's Argument 0
#50 - We're not here to be funny, we're not here to be your friends,…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2009 on incest fail 0
#52 - Ken M (12/29/2009) [-]
You, my friend, have a major run-on sentence. It would be, " We're not here to funny. We're not here to be your friend. We're here to correct spelling and grammatical errors until no one knows why there's a red or green squiggly line below their text. That's why we're here!" You,my friend Grammar Nazi General, have failed at your job.

-Kenada
#13 - Nein problem. 12/29/2009 on Wow Cleverbot 0
#2 - You forgot to crop the damn picture. 12/28/2009 on protetion -1
#5 - Perhaps it is some sort of irony. 12/27/2009 on Fail +10
#12 - Second post.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2009 on 3D is rad -6
#13 - Ken M (12/27/2009) [-]
Go Away!
#21 - Ken M (12/27/2009) [-]
stupid picture
#23 - Ken M (12/27/2009) [-]
Simpsons did it
#27 - Ken M (12/27/2009) [-]
south park did it too
#133 - This impostor does not represent the Grammar Nazi name or any …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2009 on FunnyJunk and 4chan related 0
#139 - Ken M (12/27/2009) [-]
The subject in the sentence is inferred. :P
#121 - #103 you are promoted. 12/26/2009 on Shower supplies -1
#81 - And you do not know how to spell. "LULZ" is nor a wo…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2009 on cool +6
#143 - Ken M (01/09/2010) [-]
Excuse me, General, but it seems you have made a grammar mistake yourself. You should have used "neither... nor," where you have used "nor... or." This is not grammatically proper.

I believe I outrank you now.
#121 - Ken M (12/27/2009) [-]
You sir, win.
User avatar #82 - hound (12/26/2009) [-]
Go fuck yourself
User avatar #86 - TheBaTMoNsTeR (12/27/2009) [-]
The game
#34 - bastard*, but i agree. 12/24/2009 on blues clues +3
#101 - Faggot* 12/24/2009 on He Doesn't Even have a Dog +25
#35 - Those are two separate words. "mele kalikimaka" mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2009 on Have you been screwed? -1
#74 - Ken M (12/23/2009) [-]
You have failed in grammar, Grammar Nazi. You must capitalize the first word in each sentence, including the mele in "mele kalikimaka".
#33 - I guess that means, you don't know how to spell faggot. YE…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2009 on Have you been screwed? 0
#73 - Ken M (12/23/2009) [-]
i guess that means, asswipe that's a disappointment to your family.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(oh and p.s. your mom doesn't love you.)
#133 - Were* even then it is grammatically wrong so was*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2009 on Then and now +1
#160 - Ken M (12/23/2009) [-]
Grammar nazi general you're promoted.
#311 - Who fisted whom* 12/22/2009 on Brofist 0
#2 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… 12/22/2009 on zzzzzzzzzzzzz's profile 0
#5 - Are you attempting to say: "says" or "said"…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2009 on Einstein doesn't know +4
#18 - Ken M (12/23/2009) [-]
Hello there, GrammarNazi General. I cannot help but notice, you had capatilized, 'divided' for no apparent reason. I pray to you my good lord, you're a disgrace to my name.

-Hitler
#19 - Ken M (12/23/2009) [-]
ACHTUNG!!!!! Punctuation is key to success!

*-Hitler.
#7 - justliquid (12/22/2009) [-]
Thank you kind sir for correcting the idiot
#1 - You spelled "paralyze" wrong.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2009 on Paralyse -3
#4 - Ken M (12/22/2009) [-]
I would just like to say....nigger penis. That is all
#3 - Ken M (12/22/2009) [-]
Ya, i agree with anon ^^^ , who want to believe you anyway GrammarNaziGeneral , you think your so cool using that nickname? douchebag.

Trying to be funny, but FAIL
#2 - Ken M (12/22/2009) [-]
according to your spelling, no he didn't. And he was spelling paralyzed. If your gonna go all Grammar Nazi, do that on someone with no apparent spelling or grammar skills. yes me you douchbag enjoy the much needed practice
#1 - How did you get a picture of my cat?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2009 on srscat +2
User avatar #3 - Irony (12/22/2009) [-]
I'm part ninja, didn't you know? All women are.
#4 - Ken M (12/22/2009) [-]
good, so you can quit yip yapping and make me a sammich!
User avatar #5 - Irony (12/22/2009) [-]
I've hidden the sammich. I'll give you a hint: go to my profile and check my location.
#2 - Ken M Comment deleted by GrammarNaziGeneral
#34 - Incorrect spelling, no capitalization, and you didn't capit… 12/21/2009 on Ride +3
#3 - 'Ello. 12/21/2009 on GrammarNaziGeneral's profile 0
#49 - #42 & #43 you are promoted.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/21/2009 on Divide by 0 +32
User avatar #58 - GrammarNaziAdmiral (12/21/2009) [-]
General, we need you back at the base.
User avatar #83 - Avocado (12/21/2009) [-]
Avocado likes Avocado's for brunch.
#105 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
...the fuck...
User avatar #62 - Moth (12/21/2009) [-]
Mothman likes maple syrup.
#65 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
Gramawr Narsees r Fawshiesct Peigs
veeva lar wevluteon
#70 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
Yes?
#51 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
#49 fails at being a grammar nazi. Why would you promote #42 when it's "it's" not "its."
#52 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
You fail at putting a period instead of a question mark at the end of "Why would you promote #42 when it's "it's" not "its." <---- no question mark.
User avatar #53 - RapeytheClown (12/21/2009) [-]
lol. ur all retarded XD except you 52 & 49
#57 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
Number 43 is a failure; that is a comma after the word force, so the there does not need to be capitalized.
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User avatar #32 - TreHol (03/20/2011) [-]
Hai, Gramer Natzi Genarel. Hoew arr u doin?
User avatar #31 - cabbageman (06/22/2010) [-]
o7
User avatar #29 - TheAdolfHitler (03/15/2010) [-]
Your master has returned.
User avatar #30 to #29 - GrammarNaziGeneral (03/18/2010) [-]
Jew Ain't my master
User avatar #22 - dzevad (01/29/2010) [-]
heil funnyjunk
User avatar #20 - AwesomeGermanMan (01/29/2010) [-]
Ja Grammatik nazi ist gut
Correct >:)
#18 - ItzArnold **User deleted account** (01/29/2010) [-]
we have to start a Holocaust against these damn anons
User avatar #13 - nabi (01/29/2010) [-]
you got owned by my Grammar correcting sniper rifle bitch.

only in Serbia does this happen. and therefore I'm proud to be one! >:]
User avatar #14 to #13 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/29/2010) [-]
OK this is just a funny account not a serious one. like, look iz r notz spellings curektly.
#9 - getofmydick **User deleted account** (01/29/2010) [-]
i went to the super market and i seen all mi friends they're.


correct the sentence!
User avatar #10 to #9 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/29/2010) [-]
I went to the Super-Market and I saw all my friends there.
or
I WENT 2 TEH SUPR-MARKIT AN I SAW ALL MAH FRENZ THAR.
or
1 W3N7 2 T3H 5UP4R M4RX17 & I S4WZ 4LL M4H UB3R 1337 H0M13S FR0M T3H 1NTR4W3BZ
User avatar #16 to #10 - USA (01/29/2010) [-]
lol i cant even read the last one
User avatar #17 to #16 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/29/2010) [-]
It's 1337 unlike you.
User avatar #19 to #17 - USA (01/29/2010) [-]
ya i dont know alot of the typing lingo and **** so i got no idea wat you mean
User avatar #21 to #19 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/29/2010) [-]
nobody says "lingo", EVER.
User avatar #24 to #21 - USA (01/30/2010) [-]
i disagree lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - GrammarNaziGeneral (02/02/2010) [-]
Well maybe the same people who say "whipperschnapper" and "Tabernacle" say lingo but people born in this century don't, not including the 90s.
User avatar #26 to #25 - USA (02/03/2010) [-]
wtf is "tabernacle" lol, and i was born in the 90's so ha
User avatar #27 to #26 - GrammarNaziGeneral (02/04/2010) [-]
I said not including the 90s, and so was I. Also, I have no idea what it is.
User avatar #28 to #27 - USA (02/04/2010) [-]
oh ya u said not including the 90's my bad
#11 to #10 - getofmydick **User deleted account** (01/29/2010) [-]
thank you sir. you are indeed worthy of your title.
User avatar #12 to #11 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/29/2010) [-]
Oh yes, and in your username did you mean get OFF my dick or is it just some inside joke?
#15 to #12 - getofmydick **User deleted account** (01/29/2010) [-]
kinda inside joke my friend in study hall one day wrote a note to me and it said "get of my dick" and i wrote a note back " dude you forgot the other F"
User avatar #8 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/29/2010) [-]
I gotz a new avatar!
User avatar #7 - GrammarNaziGeneral (01/15/2010) [-]
YAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!! Thine slave scallywag has stolen my two wheeled land sailing contraption!!
User avatar #4 - Avocado (12/21/2009) [-]
Avocado likes Avocado's for brunch.
#5 to #4 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
God damn cannibals...
#2 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (12/21/2009) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #1 - CarbGuy (12/18/2009) [-]
you = win
need i say more?
#6 to #1 - Ken M (12/21/2009) [-]
No...need you not
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