Also the people aren't fucking retarded. There's people who actually are intelligent and at least attempt to show it, and usually successfully.

i feel the same exact way man. thumb for you.

Op's watergun. (I'm too lazy to caption it so someone else do it.)

Fill the ballsack with milk and then jack it off

here

"Literally", so you turned into a cat?

I love how there's all this talk about that. I know what I meant. I meant that I literally turned into a cat and had that face

That moment when a word is so commonly mis-used it becomes proper

False, it is only used in that way informally (as set by the Oxford English Dictionary). Formally, literally means "in a literal manner or sense; exactly"

This was meant to point out that it is not really proper, which makes it sound like it would always be correct.

literally-used to acknowledge that something is not literally true......

Fuck logic.

That was exactly what I was thinking!