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Goatmanlll
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Hey guys. I'm Piers. Some of my content has gotten on the front page once or twice. Lately I've devoted my time on the pony threads, so I have been lagging when it comes to posting. When I do post, I post amusing NSFW content.
latest user's comments
| #191074 - Picture | 09/03/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| #191066 - **Goatmanlll rolls 827,031,631** | 09/03/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... | +6 |
| #228 - U MUST LIK DIS [+] (1 new reply) | 09/02/2012 on Goatmanlll's profile | 0 |
| I LOVE YOU 5EVR MAN, 5FUCKINGEVR. BECAUSE IT'S MOAR DEN 4EVR | ||
| #226 - IT IS MAN [+] (3 new replies) | 09/02/2012 on Goatmanlll's profile | 0 |
| I LOVE YOU 5EVR MAN, 5FUCKINGEVR. BECAUSE IT'S MOAR DEN 4EVR | ||
| #224 - I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING! [+] (5 new replies) | 09/02/2012 on Goatmanlll's profile | 0 |
| I LOVE YOU 5EVR MAN, 5FUCKINGEVR. BECAUSE IT'S MOAR DEN 4EVR | ||
| #6638 - Test | 08/31/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... | 0 |
| #6637 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 08/31/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... | 0 |
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| #5 - Picture | 08/30/2012 on 9FAG | 0 |
| #6477 - Picture | 08/30/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... | +1 |
| #91 - ... I just... I just can't anymore. | 08/30/2012 on inb4 ban | +9 |
| #88 - ... The fuck are you even talking about? | 08/30/2012 on inb4 ban | +5 |
| #6475 - Why did I get contacted about this? | 08/30/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... | 0 |
| #6 - You are an idiot. | 08/30/2012 on Okay, What The Actual Fuck? | +1 |
| #50 - Lol your friends death make me laugh. | 08/30/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | 0 |
| #30 - I got that. And even that doesn't matter, you idiot. Its going… [+] (28 new replies) | 08/30/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | +2 |
| Are you happy with yourself? See I'm happy even without pointing out that your post was a repost, its just that the older users like me (yeah i know this account is young, its one of many I've made because of my terrible memory) we don't like to see the same stuff over and over again, honestly I'm tired of people like you "oh look at my repost isn't it so cool?" oh and you didn't want thumbs? bullshit otherwise you would have just posted a link to the original or at least sited the first to post this on FJ, thumbwhoring 101, good job, I honestly have nothing else to say unless you have some manner of Neanderthaloid comment to come back with, then i will proceed to speak very slowly for you. Guys like you are the reason why this site is declining, people who know its a repost and post it anyways rather than giving us their OC and having it be funny, and no, not all OC is funny, but some is, so it should be thumbed up only when it is, its cowardice and playing it safe to repost. Thats all I have to say to you Mr. Mongoloid. Now, see, normally I stay out of this shit. But you, sir, are an ass. You need to sit the fuck down, take a slow, calming breath, and assess what the fuck you're doing here, spending your time with these long-winded replies to a stranger online, all in defense of this post having been on this website before. Chill The Fuck Out Bro right then, i quit, obviously everyone on this site is willing to bitch about reposting, but no one is willing to put themselves out there and actually do anything about it, i realize pointing out that its a repost isn't much of doing anything, but its something at least, so let the red thumbs flow, honestly i could give a shit. The red thumbs are there because you followed up your one-word comment with a bunch of shitty paragraphs about useless bullshit. Chill The Fuck Out Bro Is about to get married, still on website arguing about whether something is a repost or not. looks like someone needs to grow up im not arguing whether or not its a repost, everyone knows it is. Maybe I've been on this site too long and its just been overrun by newfags, but i seem to remember the majority of people saying they hate reposters, so why when someone points it out do they get thumbed down? #50
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Goatmanlll Comment deleted by Goatmanlll K Have Fun With That I Hope You Sleep Well And Get Lots Of Rest Buddy lel i gat banned bai pinkie pie end hed to mek a noo account men *babble And what's with all the insecurity about your sexuality, pal? You seem really defensive. One might think... but surely not... still... maybe... are you... are you a little bit... homosex...? lol you're a faggot, no wonder you're getting married to a woman who looks like a man I thought you had more pressing matters Mr "I'm better than you because I'm all grown up and getting married to my girlfriend" | ||
| #24 - No, you actually are a faggot. I shared this image I found yes… [+] (31 new replies) | 08/30/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | +3 |
| I got that. And even that doesn't matter, you idiot. Its going to be reposted about fifty more times, and no one will ever care. Except a few people like you who take it upon themselves to post out the obvious point that that post is, in fact, a repost. Are you happy with yourself? I'm sure you are. Are you happy with yourself? See I'm happy even without pointing out that your post was a repost, its just that the older users like me (yeah i know this account is young, its one of many I've made because of my terrible memory) we don't like to see the same stuff over and over again, honestly I'm tired of people like you "oh look at my repost isn't it so cool?" oh and you didn't want thumbs? bullshit otherwise you would have just posted a link to the original or at least sited the first to post this on FJ, thumbwhoring 101, good job, I honestly have nothing else to say unless you have some manner of Neanderthaloid comment to come back with, then i will proceed to speak very slowly for you. Guys like you are the reason why this site is declining, people who know its a repost and post it anyways rather than giving us their OC and having it be funny, and no, not all OC is funny, but some is, so it should be thumbed up only when it is, its cowardice and playing it safe to repost. Thats all I have to say to you Mr. Mongoloid. Now, see, normally I stay out of this shit. But you, sir, are an ass. You need to sit the fuck down, take a slow, calming breath, and assess what the fuck you're doing here, spending your time with these long-winded replies to a stranger online, all in defense of this post having been on this website before. Chill The Fuck Out Bro right then, i quit, obviously everyone on this site is willing to bitch about reposting, but no one is willing to put themselves out there and actually do anything about it, i realize pointing out that its a repost isn't much of doing anything, but its something at least, so let the red thumbs flow, honestly i could give a shit. The red thumbs are there because you followed up your one-word comment with a bunch of shitty paragraphs about useless bullshit. Chill The Fuck Out Bro Is about to get married, still on website arguing about whether something is a repost or not. looks like someone needs to grow up im not arguing whether or not its a repost, everyone knows it is. Maybe I've been on this site too long and its just been overrun by newfags, but i seem to remember the majority of people saying they hate reposters, so why when someone points it out do they get thumbed down? #50
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Goatmanlll Comment deleted by Goatmanlll K Have Fun With That I Hope You Sleep Well And Get Lots Of Rest Buddy lel i gat banned bai pinkie pie end hed to mek a noo account men *babble And what's with all the insecurity about your sexuality, pal? You seem really defensive. One might think... but surely not... still... maybe... are you... are you a little bit... homosex...? lol you're a faggot, no wonder you're getting married to a woman who looks like a man I thought you had more pressing matters Mr "I'm better than you because I'm all grown up and getting married to my girlfriend" | ||
| #22 - K, faggot. [+] (36 new replies) | 08/30/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | +3 |
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kumabear (08/30/2012) [-] actually no, I'm not a faggot, see I'm not OP and I'm not the one reposting something thats been on here at least ten times in the past month, also i just asked my girlfriend of several years to marry me and she said yes, any argument you have from now on is invalid. Rather than being insulting, take your medicine like a big boy, you know its a repost, I really didn't even have to say it. #64
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TonHyukOTP (08/30/2012) [-] -I used to be married -I am attracted to both genders -mfw marriage does not negate faggot status Facts: -Im not attracted to my own gender -I have a girlfriend, now fiancé, that stuck with me through three years of absence, being that I was on tour. -I have sex with said woman on an almost nightly basis, there will be nights where I'm just too damn tired from studying, work or working out to do anything but rinse off and sleep. -Im not trying to brag to anyone, I envy most people for the freedoms they have as non military personnel, having to leave the one person you love most in the world to go half a world away for extended periods of time, often getting stuck in places you cannot contact said people is awful, but its my job, I have made a career out of it and they're paying for my college and allowing me to stay in Hawaii with my fiancé. -Again not trying to brag, just saying the honest truth. No, you actually are a faggot. I shared this image I found yesterday on a completely different site, not for thumbs, but because I thought it was worth posting. You take the time out of your day to post a one word response to a post that, in the long run, doesn't matter. You think you are doing a good deed by pointing out the fact that its repost? You're not. Pretty much everything on this site is stolen from some where else, and the OC content that gets front page isn't even funny, and most of the time they are rehashed jokes. The only reason it gets front page is because it is created by one or two shitty regulars of the site that have a big following. And by the way, what are you trying to prove to me by saying you are getting married? It doesn't make you any less of an asshole. I got that. And even that doesn't matter, you idiot. Its going to be reposted about fifty more times, and no one will ever care. Except a few people like you who take it upon themselves to post out the obvious point that that post is, in fact, a repost. Are you happy with yourself? I'm sure you are. Are you happy with yourself? See I'm happy even without pointing out that your post was a repost, its just that the older users like me (yeah i know this account is young, its one of many I've made because of my terrible memory) we don't like to see the same stuff over and over again, honestly I'm tired of people like you "oh look at my repost isn't it so cool?" oh and you didn't want thumbs? bullshit otherwise you would have just posted a link to the original or at least sited the first to post this on FJ, thumbwhoring 101, good job, I honestly have nothing else to say unless you have some manner of Neanderthaloid comment to come back with, then i will proceed to speak very slowly for you. Guys like you are the reason why this site is declining, people who know its a repost and post it anyways rather than giving us their OC and having it be funny, and no, not all OC is funny, but some is, so it should be thumbed up only when it is, its cowardice and playing it safe to repost. Thats all I have to say to you Mr. Mongoloid. Now, see, normally I stay out of this shit. But you, sir, are an ass. You need to sit the fuck down, take a slow, calming breath, and assess what the fuck you're doing here, spending your time with these long-winded replies to a stranger online, all in defense of this post having been on this website before. Chill The Fuck Out Bro right then, i quit, obviously everyone on this site is willing to bitch about reposting, but no one is willing to put themselves out there and actually do anything about it, i realize pointing out that its a repost isn't much of doing anything, but its something at least, so let the red thumbs flow, honestly i could give a shit. The red thumbs are there because you followed up your one-word comment with a bunch of shitty paragraphs about useless bullshit. Chill The Fuck Out Bro Is about to get married, still on website arguing about whether something is a repost or not. looks like someone needs to grow up im not arguing whether or not its a repost, everyone knows it is. Maybe I've been on this site too long and its just been overrun by newfags, but i seem to remember the majority of people saying they hate reposters, so why when someone points it out do they get thumbed down? #50
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Goatmanlll Comment deleted by Goatmanlll K Have Fun With That I Hope You Sleep Well And Get Lots Of Rest Buddy lel i gat banned bai pinkie pie end hed to mek a noo account men *babble And what's with all the insecurity about your sexuality, pal? You seem really defensive. One might think... but surely not... still... maybe... are you... are you a little bit... homosex...? lol you're a faggot, no wonder you're getting married to a woman who looks like a man I thought you had more pressing matters Mr "I'm better than you because I'm all grown up and getting married to my girlfriend" | ||
| #874751 - I will lick your butt. [+] (1 new reply) | 08/29/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... | 0 |
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| #7 - Take this | 08/29/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | +6 |
| #5 - K | 08/29/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | +1 |
| #3 - I know. I didn't make this. | 08/29/2012 on DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT | 0 |
| #5 - I'm sure you would. [+] (3 new replies) | 08/29/2012 on blueeyedsilverfox's profile | 0 |
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| #3 - No problem, lass. [+] (5 new replies) | 08/29/2012 on blueeyedsilverfox's profile | 0 |
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| #1 - Hows that? [+] (7 new replies) | 08/29/2012 on blueeyedsilverfox's profile | 0 |
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| #6358 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 08/28/2012 on Animated GIFs - funny... | +7 |
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A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
-----------------------
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
-------------------
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
-----------------
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
----------------------
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
----------------------
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
--------------------
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
-------------------
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
-------------------
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
-----------------
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
---------------
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
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Selling TANG FISH for 35 limes each!
Oh, um, well, I'm a gamer from birth. And not just video games, I've played every nerdy thing possible. Uuuh, I used to do game revues for a newsletter till it went under. I enjoy reading, movies, animation, and science fiction stuff.
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