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I was kidding, you said my name in your comment. Also tl;dr

Oh come on! Read it! It took me like a half hor to type with these little finger-paws of mine!

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Fuck you man!

Its kinda funny how "you man" said quickly can sound like "human", but I'm quite sure you don't really mean for humanity to get fucked, or any particular one but me, asuming of course I am indeed human and not an oversized ferret. Which I'm not saying I could not, not be. I'm just saying I am.

But lets asume for an instant I am a ferret (which I actually am not, not being this exact moment) just for the sake of argument. I believe that such a condition is an obstacle for me to comply with your request, for to be fucked would imply me obeying english written word, which is sorta hard to do for a ferret. Even for a biggun.
If I were not to not stop being a ferret, then the odds of me understanding the aforementioned request would rise. In the case I did, then my answer would be "nope", which is an elegant and simple response, I believe.

But I am still not stopping to not, not being something rather than not a ferret. So how could I know?

I was kidding, you said my name in your comment. Also tl;dr

Oh come on! Read it! It took me like a half hor to type with these little finger-paws of mine!

Mfw

well giga. you don't mind if i call you giga do you? giga sounds good

i saw i will make whatever comments i make regarding the post and if your name happens to come up. so be it

Well, yeah. That sounds fair enough. Yet, given funnyjunk's disposition to let me know everytime someone mentions me, I'll make sure to drop by anytime you, or anyone actually, does so, and even if I can know why I'm being mentioned beforepost, I still feel politically obliged to make myself present. You know, its my screename in the end.

Even though Giga's fine, that's what my chinese parlor chef used to call me so there's some emotions going on there, I'd rather be called Tony Blair. Its got somethimg to so with the way I was conceived... I don't know.

Fuck you man!

Its kinda funny how "you man" said quickly can sound like "human", but I'm quite sure you don't really mean for humanity to get fucked, or any particular one but me, asuming of course I am indeed human and not an oversized ferret. Which I'm not saying I could not, not be. I'm just saying I am.

But lets asume for an instant I am a ferret (which I actually am not, not being this exact moment) just for the sake of argument. I believe that such a condition is an obstacle for me to comply with your request, for to be fucked would imply me obeying english written word, which is sorta hard to do for a ferret. Even for a biggun.
If I were not to not stop being a ferret, then the odds of me understanding the aforementioned request would rise. In the case I did, then my answer would be "nope", which is an elegant and simple response, I believe.

But I am still not stopping to not, not being something rather than not a ferret. So how could I know?

I was kidding, you said my name in your comment. Also tl;dr

Oh come on! Read it! It took me like a half hor to type with these little finger-paws of mine!

Mfw

no. you smell like confusion and shame

No. That's what your dick smells like after rubbing it on your dog. I actually smell like "hey someone mentioned me on a post and i wanna know why", and believe me, it smell quite awesome.

well giga. you don't mind if i call you giga do you? giga sounds good

i saw i will make whatever comments i make regarding the post and if your name happens to come up. so be it

Well, yeah. That sounds fair enough. Yet, given funnyjunk's disposition to let me know everytime someone mentions me, I'll make sure to drop by anytime you, or anyone actually, does so, and even if I can know why I'm being mentioned beforepost, I still feel politically obliged to make myself present. You know, its my screename in the end.

Even though Giga's fine, that's what my chinese parlor chef used to call me so there's some emotions going on there, I'd rather be called Tony Blair. Its got somethimg to so with the way I was conceived... I don't know.

Fuck you man!

Its kinda funny how "you man" said quickly can sound like "human", but I'm quite sure you don't really mean for humanity to get fucked, or any particular one but me, asuming of course I am indeed human and not an oversized ferret. Which I'm not saying I could not, not be. I'm just saying I am.

But lets asume for an instant I am a ferret (which I actually am not, not being this exact moment) just for the sake of argument. I believe that such a condition is an obstacle for me to comply with your request, for to be fucked would imply me obeying english written word, which is sorta hard to do for a ferret. Even for a biggun.
If I were not to not stop being a ferret, then the odds of me understanding the aforementioned request would rise. In the case I did, then my answer would be "nope", which is an elegant and simple response, I believe.

But I am still not stopping to not, not being something rather than not a ferret. So how could I know?

I was kidding, you said my name in your comment. Also tl;dr

Oh come on! Read it! It took me like a half hor to type with these little finger-paws of mine!

Mfw