AMERICA
-70% of our teenagers are rude
-We say Fuck 4 times an hour i'd say
-Our chocolate here isnt bad but its very different from euro chocolate if that's where youre from
-Hooters is overrated
-Get yourself a damn cheese steak
-Im not sure how international KFC is but try it, its actually amazing
-Beware of "Hype-Beast" hipster kids at coffee joints
-If you're going to a place thats nice like florida or california id definitely look into a new thing its sort of like a water jet pack contraption, i personally have done it just recently. runs you about 150$ for 30 minutes. Best 30 minutes of my life.

From living in america this is what i've taken from it haha

It really depends on which one you go to because not all have smoking hot women.

If you're that excited to see hot bitches, just make friends with them.

If you dont its a sin

if you can find a tilted kilt, go there instead, girls are just as hot or hotter, and the food is better

no you don't. It sucks.

yeah hooters really isnt all that great

I thought it was kinda bad. He just made the same joke over and over again by saying that he can't walk. I mean if he did comedy he could at least make different jokes.

is you talking about josh blue from last comic standing?

please tell me this is not real.

and now i feel rage

i am now enraged

sauce on all of them please?

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