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GhandisPimpCane

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Date Signed Up:9/09/2010
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#188 - you do know supporting a higher population is tougher to keep … 05/14/2013 on some statistics +1
#50 - to be honest with my girlfriend when she's on her period she i…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/14/2013 on BAM puberty -1
#64 - totex (05/14/2013) [-]
agreed!.
#53 - HorriblyCrazy (05/14/2013) [-]
Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other shitty stuff.
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.

Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.

MONTHS.

oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.

every

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month.

(typically.)

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#162 - femalealert (05/14/2013) [-]
Ugh when I went on birth control mine lasted for five weeks. Thank god mine are not very bad but even then it was just getting excessive. I started getting lightheaded after a couple weeks. Worst part is getting birth control made me go from no cramps or anything to suddenly having bad cramps.
#129 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
The worst part is when you wake up in the morning all the blood that had pooled overnight floods out at once and there isn't anything that can handle that big rush of fluid so there is always blood everywhere. Unless you're lucky enough to get really light ones.
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#202 - lustuad (05/14/2013) [-]
or lucky enough to get preperiod cramping so youre smart enough to just put one on "just in case"
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#77 - ithinkihaveaids (05/14/2013) [-]
OH QUIT IT ALREADY, how many times have you copy pasted this already?

you have friends, right? so please stop complaining here and talk to them if you have so much problems with your periods.
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#59 - GhandisPimpCane (05/14/2013) [-]
ya i completly agree with you I've just known some dramatic women in my life who have used it as an excuse. I know for some it is very serious. Just saying some tend to abuse the situation like people pretending to be war veterans
#60 - HorriblyCrazy (05/14/2013) [-]
I think it's far use when maybe someone gets to skip ahead in a lunch line because she's not feeling well and just needs to go eat right away (especially if they're getting dizzy or lightheaded), or wants to lay down during class and goes to the sick room, or gets free tea or something. Some girls really do need to sit out of activities, or work somewhere else where they find it easier to focus. They also might just genuinley need to lay down (strategically) on the couch, curled up in a ball, eating chocolate and watching the Breakfast Club.
Personally, I think it's okay to stay home from school or less serious commitments when a girl is having her period, if she's just having a really really bad day.
When I first started mine, by brother came home to find me laying face down on the living room floor, half crying, half just letting tears leak from my eyes, and humming with my cat sitting on my back and Fresh Prince reruns on TV; I really did feel like if I moved, I'd collapse in a heap with a migraine serious enough to get the government to allow me to shoot myself in the face to spare myself from suffering.
It can get really bad, and usually the best idea is to just assume the woman is telling the truth, because you're not in her body and you don't know what she's experiencing.

My teacher lets me make tea in class everyday because he knows I have some anxiety and depression that I'm working through and I never get enough sleep (unrelated to periods).
To other people, it probably looks really unfair, but they don't know the full story, and he'd do the same for them if they were in my position.
It's all about percpective.

Some women are just bitches in general, but don't let that cause you to make unfair judgement or assumptions of other women because of it.
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#203 - lustuad (05/14/2013) [-]
im only faving for the gif...
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#62 - GhandisPimpCane (05/14/2013) [-]
dont worry it hasnt, i hope your problems work out though. I know i had insomnia during high school, may have been due to cutting weight for wrestling but now in college i knock out just fine and have no depression any more. Good luck
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#211 - HorriblyCrazy (05/14/2013) [-]
thanks
#101 - shhh let sloot live in the past its gonna be intresting to… 05/14/2013 on 10/10! 0
#34 - KCCO bRO 05/11/2013 on I wish my controller did that +2
#124 - Its cause the kid is allergic to everything, not cause he is o… 05/05/2013 on HAL 9000th Period +10
#7 - Wtf happened to my image? ******* ms paint  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Bacon 0
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#10 - faggotishshit (05/04/2013) [-]
those things are called "afterpixels", usually after watching a movie or something...in your case, porn, some ghost pixels appear over the image, corrupting it.
#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Bacon 0
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#13 - akacitizensnips (05/04/2013) [-]
Zalgo, he comes
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#7 - GhandisPimpCane (05/04/2013) [-]
Wtf happened to my image? Fucking ms paint
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#10 - faggotishshit (05/04/2013) [-]
those things are called "afterpixels", usually after watching a movie or something...in your case, porn, some ghost pixels appear over the image, corrupting it.
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Then and now. +14
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#59 - Yes but mainly due to the innocence and vulnerability of childhood  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Katie +14
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#60 - narlydude (05/03/2013) [-]
An adult can be just as innocent and vulnerable as a child
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#121 - vatra (05/03/2013) [-]
Maybe if the adult has Downs Syndrome.
#786 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
People like you are the reason people like that don't exist. If you try to be an idealist, innocent and righteous for your whole life, people like you are there to slap them down and tell them that's wrong.
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#814 - vatra (05/04/2013) [-]
By all means he can be however he likes, but as a whole, adults are not innocent, the world is imperfect and tends to corrupt anything that has been here awhile.
#816 - bluedwarf (05/04/2013) [-]
Perhaps you have heard of those powerful families that exist even today, and I assure you there is at least one who is sheltering their daughter/son from the outer world, and actually another example came in my mind, are you by any chance familiar with that comedian that said something along the lines: I will masturbate tonight, tonight and I will think of you when I do it; to that hard core christian activist.

Remember there was a lot of content about him here on fj. That girl I honestly believe is as clean as a child. She might not be the brightest but that's not what we are discussing here anyways and in my opinon this trait contributes to the whole innocence picture that we have of kids.

Funny enough, since you already mentioned Downs syndrome, I think in an attempt to beat your point I actually helped you prove it .
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#817 - vatra (05/04/2013) [-]
To your last point, a little bit yes lol.

As for the sheltering, all that accomplishes is not allowing the child to become properly prepared to deal with the real world, I have a friend that was sheltered her whole life, she hates her parents for it.

Lastly at least in my opinion, innocence is synonymous with lack of experience. So in essence that would mean you aren't truly living. Of course children get a free pass on that as they haven't had the opportunity to live yet.
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#818 - bluedwarf (05/04/2013) [-]
I was to lead this into a heavy discussion but decided to delete what I wrote. I'll end it with taking my hat off to you, and stating that your comment of them all, (more or less) encaptured the essence of the reason behind murdering children repulsiveness.
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#819 - vatra (05/04/2013) [-]
Thanks mate. Guess it all worked out then!
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#770 - bluedwarf (05/04/2013) [-]
Hey dude, don't be mean to him. If he believes in some hard to imagine ideals I think that's rather amazing, and not something that needs to be put down.
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#815 - vatra (05/04/2013) [-]
Fair, enough, I clash with Idealists, I'm a realist and it annoys me when people try to claim something is better or worse than it actually is.