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#38 - O how i loved that speech. If you changed the difficulty you p… 02/21/2012 on Destiny +3
#95 - When did the Japanese military sign a surrender though? If i r…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe +10
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#89 - and toenail clipping me down I forgot a guy can't defend his…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe +5
User avatar #189 - pokemasterbaker (02/16/2012) [-]
To the rest of the world, we will also be a bunch of assholes.
User avatar #98 - carnivoreapples (02/16/2012) [-]
japan punched america, america shot japan with a shotgun in the face twice as a payback.
(as a comparison)
#530 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
It was much less a retaliation to Pearl Harbor as it was a quick way to end the war. It did end up saving total lives (it was estimated 250,000 American Soldiers would have died, not to mention many more Japanesse Soldiers before the war would be over.) Japan was given time to Surrender before the first and second nuke, but they did not. I DO think we should have attacked military bases instead of civilians and that Japan would have seen the extent of our power without harming innocent civilians, but what's done is done.

And nobody talks about 9/11 anymore except on the internet.
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User avatar #246 - carnivoreapples (02/16/2012) [-]
the irony of how fighting for our lives could kill us all...
#88 - Broski you pretty much HUURRR DUUUUREED in your post. America …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe +3
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User avatar #95 - GhandisPimpCane (02/16/2012) [-]
When did the Japanese military sign a surrender though? If i remember correctly the Emperor wanted to end the war but the Military was acting separately. And by saving lives I mean only a hundred thousand died, instead of millions of American troops and millions of civilian livesthat would have happened in an invasion scenario. How could they not translate the dialect though they had many translators?
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#86 - I agree they should have attacked military sites but they didn…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe +29
User avatar #602 - McorncakeM (02/16/2012) [-]
Not to be an smart ass but Hiroshima and Nagasaki where industrial cities that produced tanks, air planes, and guns. It wasn't just senseless killing but you were right that it was good in the long run and saved thousands of Amer.ican and Japanese lives. If we didn't bomb japan and had asked them to surrender, they would not have and we would have had to invade which, as you know, would have costed many more lives than just nuking those two cities. To address what "infer" said about the u.s. attacking Germany first ... you are a fucking retard. When the Roosevelt adopted the lend-lease act to send britfat military aid , Hitler was sending U-boat wolf packs to the north Atlantic to take out ships sending to supplies to britfat, that and Hitler knew he shouldn't declare war on the u.s yet but, being an ally of japan was almost forced to declare war when the u.s was attacked at pearl harbor
User avatar #429 - switchy (02/16/2012) [-]
Abso-fucking-lutely. Does everyone forget that we were at WAR with Japan? The bombs weren't for fucking shits and giggles. Dropping the bombs was the toughest decision of the Pacific portion of the war - regardless of if it was right.

America had to end the war ASAP. I can't believe people think an INVASION UNTIL SUBMISSION would lead to less civilian deaths than two bombs. As you said, the brainwashed civilians would have attacked U.S invaders mercilessly, and then reporters turn it into a war crime when the soldiers fight back.
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User avatar #604 - McorncakeM (02/16/2012) [-]
so was the bataan death march
#91 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
This guy's right. End of story. Right doesn't awlways mean good you know. The choices we made in that war may not have been GOOD per say but they were the right choices to LIMIT our own casualties and end the war.
#79 - Actually i think our country know we are ****** u… 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe +2
#75 - Comment deleted  [+] (27 new replies) 02/16/2012 on USA vs. Europe -20
User avatar #365 - glasgowrangers (02/16/2012) [-]
i think you'll find that america also attacked the middle east first
#191 - hurrdurka (02/16/2012) [-]
I thought i was because America was losing and used it as a last resort.
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User avatar #89 - GhandisPimpCane (02/16/2012) [-]
and toenail clipping me down I forgot a guy can't defend his own country when he wants because its America the evil country of the west. It's funnyjunk toenail clippings don't do anything in real life for me any way.
User avatar #189 - pokemasterbaker (02/16/2012) [-]
To the rest of the world, we will also be a bunch of assholes.
User avatar #98 - carnivoreapples (02/16/2012) [-]
japan punched america, america shot japan with a shotgun in the face twice as a payback.
(as a comparison)
#530 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
It was much less a retaliation to Pearl Harbor as it was a quick way to end the war. It did end up saving total lives (it was estimated 250,000 American Soldiers would have died, not to mention many more Japanesse Soldiers before the war would be over.) Japan was given time to Surrender before the first and second nuke, but they did not. I DO think we should have attacked military bases instead of civilians and that Japan would have seen the extent of our power without harming innocent civilians, but what's done is done.

And nobody talks about 9/11 anymore except on the internet.
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User avatar #246 - carnivoreapples (02/16/2012) [-]
the irony of how fighting for our lives could kill us all...
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User avatar #973 - lynchdude (02/17/2012) [-]
that face apply's to you, they were pretty much defeated but would not go down with a fight it would of taken months even years for them to surrender
User avatar #88 - GhandisPimpCane (02/16/2012) [-]
Broski you pretty much HUURRR DUUUUREED in your post. America never attacked Japan first thay attacked America. as explained in my post to the fine fellow bellow me who can actually put up and argument unlike you, you will see that Japan was going to sacrifice every one of their civilians so their Emperor could stay in power.
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User avatar #95 - GhandisPimpCane (02/16/2012) [-]
When did the Japanese military sign a surrender though? If i remember correctly the Emperor wanted to end the war but the Military was acting separately. And by saving lives I mean only a hundred thousand died, instead of millions of American troops and millions of civilian livesthat would have happened in an invasion scenario. How could they not translate the dialect though they had many translators?
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#80 - infer (02/16/2012) [-]
dafuq dude? Japan attacked a military base of yours and you used NUCLEAR BOMBS on cities without any fuckin military ground on them. While in Pearl Harbor, there were 2403 killed (only aproximately ofcourse), the bodys on the japanese site were - depending on sources - between 150.000 and 300.000 - about 100 times as much (!).

oh and to get back to that poster, 3000 people died on 9/11. ofcourse there is no way to make up to what happend on 9/11 and ofcourse i do not want to hurt any ones feelings but there is no way you can compare or reason hiroshima/nagasaki on pearl harbor. and btw you attacked germany first and germany and japan were allies. you must have known that.

and to say something more, i am german and there is no way i can thank amerifats enough for getting rid of the NS regime in germany, and there is no way to justify anything the japanese or the german government did during these times. but thats still the government, not the civilians. no nation with any respect to itself and to human rights should attack civilians, not even the US.
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#236 - Viggiator (02/16/2012) [-]
The day a funnyjunker finally told the truth about (some) Americans insane feeling of justice when killing innocent people in Japan/Iraq/Afghanistan and brag about their military superiority, and didn't get toenail clippinged down.

I salute you infer.
User avatar #242 - Viggiator (02/16/2012) [-]
And just to be clear, I don't hate USA and what happend 11th September 2001 was terrible and can never be justified, so if anyone took offence I didn't mean that. Just that war isn't a very good solution to problems in my opinion.
User avatar #86 - GhandisPimpCane (02/16/2012) [-]
I agree they should have attacked military sites but they didn't. However, do you know the war crimes committed by the Japanese during World War II? A nuclear explosion was more humane than what the Japanese did to civilians in neighboring asian countries. China has hundreds of massacres.
We also did not attack Germany first. America was brought into the war because of Pearl Harbor. We initial attacked Normandy first because America thought Hitler was more important to take down first. Don't know were you got America attacking Germany first.

All civilians in Japan were brain washed in following their holy emperor and would fight to that last woman and child to prevent losing the war. You can see this in many videos of them preparing for the American invasion. If we had sent in troops casualty reports were predicted to be in the millions for both sides.
User avatar #602 - McorncakeM (02/16/2012) [-]
Not to be an smart ass but Hiroshima and Nagasaki where industrial cities that produced tanks, air planes, and guns. It wasn't just senseless killing but you were right that it was good in the long run and saved thousands of Amer.ican and Japanese lives. If we didn't bomb japan and had asked them to surrender, they would not have and we would have had to invade which, as you know, would have costed many more lives than just nuking those two cities. To address what "infer" said about the u.s. attacking Germany first ... you are a fucking retard. When the Roosevelt adopted the lend-lease act to send britfat military aid , Hitler was sending U-boat wolf packs to the north Atlantic to take out ships sending to supplies to britfat, that and Hitler knew he shouldn't declare war on the u.s yet but, being an ally of japan was almost forced to declare war when the u.s was attacked at pearl harbor
User avatar #429 - switchy (02/16/2012) [-]
Abso-fucking-lutely. Does everyone forget that we were at WAR with Japan? The bombs weren't for fucking shits and giggles. Dropping the bombs was the toughest decision of the Pacific portion of the war - regardless of if it was right.

America had to end the war ASAP. I can't believe people think an INVASION UNTIL SUBMISSION would lead to less civilian deaths than two bombs. As you said, the brainwashed civilians would have attacked U.S invaders mercilessly, and then reporters turn it into a war crime when the soldiers fight back.
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User avatar #604 - McorncakeM (02/16/2012) [-]
so was the bataan death march
#91 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
This guy's right. End of story. Right doesn't awlways mean good you know. The choices we made in that war may not have been GOOD per say but they were the right choices to LIMIT our own casualties and end the war.
#4 - Hmm kinda weird when we have anti marijuana laws yet can still…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/15/2012 on Stoner future +33
User avatar #46 - thephantur (02/16/2012) [-]
If they fucking come for my red meat, I'll... curl up in a corner and cry.
#9 - killyojoy (02/15/2012) [-]
when they come for my steak or my guns Im am going out shooting......
#24 - anonymous (02/16/2012) [-]
You say that now, but that's what people said about the NDSAA passing. They will continue to slowly take away our rights until people decide to stand up and stop them. I say that day should be today. I say we should hang corrupt politicians in the streets. I say that we should demand the rights that our forefathers founded this country on. But who cares what an anon has to say?
#10 - killyojoy (02/15/2012) [-]
didnt know I didnt put that extra am
#5 - anonymous (02/15/2012) [-]
When you say "they" you're supposed to say "we."
#6 - nrwlz (02/15/2012) [-]
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"we" are not our retarded government.
#7 - So true may a thousand green toenail clipping s descend upon you 02/15/2012 on B-e-a-utiful +6
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#55 - I always felt bad for tom. he's normally relaxing or trying to… 02/15/2012 on MATURITY (what's that??) +1
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#272 - lol it has a qr code on the silencer 02/11/2012 on Epic Level: Infinite 0
#139 - Yup we ruined... I as an American ****** up the b… 02/09/2012 on Save the mummies!! +5
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#261 - There are actually a lot of jobs out there but are hard workin… 02/08/2012 on Sums up all american... 0
#230 - Bush is a good guy, not the President but a good guy. I wouldn… 02/06/2012 on Sums up all american... 0
#229 - *sigh* every country has it dips and peaks dude. I mean suppor…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Sums up all american... -1
User avatar #255 - hyeroshi (02/06/2012) [-]
I honestly wish I could do something right now. I'm still in high school and the only thing I could do is vote, and the voting system is fucked as it is anyway, although I still will. It's not that the country doesn't float my boat at this time, as you say, but instead my boat is sinking with the economy. For the last ten years, from when I was 8 up until now, the economy has been going downhill, crime rates increased, poverty increased, education decreased, food prices increased, jobs are extremely scarce, and more.

Sure, we have a nice country and all, but it's been going downhill because of the ever increasing debt our country owes and the uprising of the entertainment industry over the entire country. We have so many people focusing on entertainment that they disregard education and then we end up with a bunch of dumb fucks wondering if you can fit a circle into a square hole.

My point is that I've been wanting to leave the country since I was a small child because I noticed the ever declining economy. I know some 21 year-olds that haven't even gotten their first job after searching for 5 years. It's more of a feeling of heavy disappointment instead of rage and fury for me.
User avatar #261 - GhandisPimpCane (02/08/2012) [-]
There are actually a lot of jobs out there but are hard working jobs that most people feel they are overqualified for. Also, I understand that if you are in high school it's harder to make a difference in a already politically corrupt government system. However most countries are in this kind of shape like us.
This happens every twenty years (almost) and is just natural in a international economy we have.
Also, I agree with you fully on how the entertainment industry rules this country I dislike this fact.
#24 - Didn't realize that... you win this round! 01/29/2012 on He Can Dance If He Wants To 0
#69 - I miss it so much :( that last one i had was maybe 8 years ago… 01/27/2012 on Meanwhile, At The... 0
#49 - I guess we could use our dicks good thinking Spiderman!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2012 on Smart Thinking +2
#64 - cotyw (01/27/2012) [-]
yes... yes we can
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#48 - **GhandisPimpCane rolled a random image posted in comment #3…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2012 on Smart Thinking +5
#53 - RazzberryRipper (01/27/2012) [-]
touche
User avatar #49 - GhandisPimpCane (01/27/2012) [-]
I guess we could use our dicks good thinking Spiderman!
#64 - cotyw (01/27/2012) [-]
yes... yes we can
#68 - caledfwtch (01/27/2012) [-]
#70 - cotyw (01/27/2012) [-]
#21 - Wow sorry good sire. I shall retire and cut thy wrist for such…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2012 on He Can Dance If He Wants To 0
User avatar #23 - thatbigpanda (01/27/2012) [-]
You also spelled Scrubs wrong. Have a nice day. <3
User avatar #24 - GhandisPimpCane (01/29/2012) [-]
Didn't realize that... you win this round!
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User avatar #6 - switchy (02/16/2012) [-]
That comment you got -12 toenail clippings on? You were completely right. +1
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User avatar #3 - twistofcain (08/04/2011) [-]
noce omegle wins
User avatar #4 to #3 - GhandisPimpCane (08/05/2011) [-]
learned from the best
User avatar #1 - epochpenors (12/21/2010) [-]
lol comment virginaty stolen
#2 to #1 - GhandisPimpCane (03/26/2011) [-]
I feel so dirty now
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