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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/chode=blowed
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/765611980123102
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC (Obviously)
Video Games Played: A lot.
X-box Gamertag: GeorgeTheMiner
PSN: N/A
Interests: Roleplaying, Dont Starve, DarkRP
Date Signed Up:8/12/2009
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Internet
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#140 - Should of done a brake check...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on and the media goes wild +4
User avatar #141 - vixq (10/03/2013) [-]
oh i thought about it, but my car is such a piece of shit that if my rear bumper and trunk got smashed up the car would be "totaled", so the insurance would only give me the bluebook value of the car (1200 bucks). theres no way i could buy another car with that


#3 - Swear it said "Quinten's pussy dragon" 10/01/2013 on quinten's pussy wagon 0
#70 - Comment deleted 09/20/2013 on Puns 0
#106 - I remember this from the last time it was posted... Wrath …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2013 on Seven Deadly Sins +8
User avatar #109 - heartlessrobot (09/15/2013) [-]
Wrath is for cutting other people, you can hold a razor between your lips without cutting yourself
Gluttony resembles gluttons. Wide, spilling over the edges
Pride is taller and higher than everyone else. Also, the base isn't attached so you have to carry it around and show it off
You got the lust one. Gotta use your tongue.
Sloth does allow you to just lay there and drink. There's a valve you can use to open and close it though.
You got envy spot on.
Greed has those so it can hold more than normally.
#115 - jacktherabbitwhite (09/15/2013) [-]
I think the idea behind greed is you have to tip it further to get it out of the tentacles, to take more out of what little there is there.
#15 - Guys, what happened? Havent watched the news all summer :S  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2013 on I'll save you a seat to hell +2
User avatar #20 - IamWhoIam (09/06/2013) [-]
Obama and the UK want the United States to intervene in Syria the same way that they did in Libya, because Chemical Weapons were used. Controversy is that it was the rebels, the side that the United States supports that used the weapons, not the Syrian Government like first though. There is also talk of American "Advisers" training Anti-Syrian Government Troops, much like they trained the Mujaheddin during the Soviet Incursion in Afghanistan. Many people are against this because many of the Rebels are known terrorist organizations, and are afraid that after they gain power they will go the way of Al-Qaeda and turn on the United States and the West.
User avatar #32 - tjkskateboarder (09/06/2013) [-]
Uk is not on board. You're thinking of France. Parliament rejected it.
User avatar #150 - reginleif (09/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean they don't want it to happen, it could just mean they don't want to do it personally.
User avatar #53 - IamWhoIam (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, I seem to have out of date information. Duly noted.
#16 - You were wondering if you should keep posting porn or not, and… 09/06/2013 on doktorsschnabel's profile 0
#655 - **GeorgeTheHax rolls 0** 09/02/2013 on Which knight are you? 0
#10 - Im here :V 08/29/2013 on doktorsschnabel's profile 0
#23 - Picture 08/25/2013 on remember this ? 0
#204 - **GeorgeTheHax rolls 78** 08/25/2013 on When you see it....... 0
#190 - I mean... if the handler says tells the dog to attack THAT GUY…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Name a country without an... +4
User avatar #355 - mystifizinski (08/21/2013) [-]
well, thats right.
#25 - Picture 08/19/2013 on burned +47
#89 - I dont think id buy it, just because its backwards... 08/16/2013 on Would you buy this shirt... +2
#47 - What was the guy at 1:41 saying? All I heard was "Mother … 08/15/2013 on Epic Fails +2
#87 - **GeorgeTheHax rolled user totallynotthimmiee ** 08/09/2013 on Worst users on this site? 0
#63 - It was eerie, wasn't that many jumpscares.. it was alright, bu… 08/08/2013 on Change +1
#54 - ... Chernobyl Diaries ...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Change +1
User avatar #62 - benjiburns (08/08/2013) [-]
that movie was disappointing
User avatar #63 - GeorgeTheHax (08/08/2013) [-]
It was eerie, wasn't that many jumpscares.. it was alright, but I found it similar about "people are moving back illegally"
#615 - Picture 08/08/2013 on GeorgeTheHax's profile 0
#298 - **GeorgeTheHax rolls 5,764** 08/06/2013 on After the Trial 0
#14 - Then you tip backwards and the fangs stab you in the ass...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on SO MUCH WANT +2
#16 - notyaoming (08/05/2013) [-]
Some people would be OK with that...
#157 - **GeorgeTheHax rolls 32** 08/05/2013 on Worlds most dedicated... 0
#28 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Something clever +5
User avatar #45 - esmebuffay (08/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck have you done, Tucker?!
#30 - spetsnazvymple (08/01/2013) [-]
d-daddy?
#31 - holycrapimacupcake (08/01/2013) [-]
I just got done watching tat episode, and you do this to me?
#39 - uguuu (08/01/2013) [-]
Source please?
User avatar #51 - holycrapimacupcake (08/01/2013) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, second or third episode.
User avatar #40 - clifford (08/01/2013) [-]
It's an episode that was early on in full metal alchemist, but the pic. I think is from a creepy pasta called SMILEDOG.
User avatar #41 - uguuu (08/01/2013) [-]
Sweet thanks
#49 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
#32 - spetsnazvymple (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #33 - holycrapimacupcake (08/01/2013) [-]
It's okay...I forgive you.
#177 - Bye bye :C 07/26/2013 on Original vandalism +1
#176 - **GeorgeTheHax rolled a random image posted in comment #44 …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Original vandalism +12
User avatar #177 - GeorgeTheHax (07/26/2013) [-]
Bye bye :C
#132 - How would you even clean that... I mean, a little poop you can…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on So much more! 0
User avatar #135 - madjik (07/24/2013) [-]
You don't clean it, you just wall it off and forget it ever existed.
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#632 - syfygeek (10/25/2014) [-]
**syfygeek rolls 69** 6
User avatar #631 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
User avatar #627 - roflstorm (09/05/2014) [-]
Christ, you're old
User avatar #629 to #628 - roflstorm (09/05/2014) [-]
CHRIIIIST
YOOOOU'RE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALD
User avatar #623 - funferret (03/04/2014) [-]
I do not recall talking to you but hello.
#622 - seffo ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
do i perhaps know you from somewhere?
#609 - nameisbobby (07/02/2013) [-]
Not for sale?
User avatar #610 to #609 - GeorgeTheHax (07/02/2013) [-]
Not really into trading...
#611 to #610 - nameisbobby (07/02/2013) [-]
Darn, I could really use those
User avatar #612 to #611 - GeorgeTheHax (07/02/2013) [-]
You can have some, but I like to keep "stock" up .3. Take one of each, as long as I still have more than 1
#613 to #612 - nameisbobby (07/02/2013) [-]
Nah, if you want to stock up, I'll let you. Thanks though
User avatar #614 to #613 - GeorgeTheHax (07/02/2013) [-]
No, take one of each... I see youre new to the game, so go ahead :3
User avatar #620 to #599 - commission (01/03/2014) [-]
anime girls with guns and wanting people to take you seriously


is this a joke?
#536 to #535 - GeorgeTheHax (03/03/2013) [-]
Well welcome to my profile
User avatar #538 to #537 - GeorgeTheHax (03/03/2013) [-]
And im all out of reply pictures <w>
User avatar #526 - theqsk (02/11/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #524 - JohnE (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey why'd you delete me from steam? :o
User avatar #522 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
would you trade your kristin stewart?
User avatar #523 to #522 - GeorgeTheHax (01/25/2013) [-]
No, sorry, plan to keep it
User avatar #512 - ariusbrightwing (01/10/2013) [-]
'Ey George. <v> How are things?
User avatar #513 to #512 - GeorgeTheHax (01/10/2013) [-]
Hey birdeh, pretty good, you? (Pets top of head)
User avatar #514 to #513 - ariusbrightwing (01/10/2013) [-]
*Wings droop down, plops down and accepts fate* XvX Mrrh. ♥
User avatar #515 to #514 - GeorgeTheHax (01/10/2013) [-]
Im a wolf, not a cat silly <w> (Scratches slightly)
User avatar #516 to #515 - ariusbrightwing (01/10/2013) [-]
I know. <B *Crest perks back from the petpets*
User avatar #517 to #516 - GeorgeTheHax (01/10/2013) [-]
(Keeps on) So, whats up?
User avatar #518 to #517 - ariusbrightwing (01/10/2013) [-]
*Looks crosseyed at your arm cutely* <B Teehee, your paw!
User avatar #519 to #518 - GeorgeTheHax (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh, alright (Smiles, and keeps petting, giving him free paw for his own will)
User avatar #520 to #519 - ariusbrightwing (01/10/2013) [-]
*Looks at it, then decides nomming would be the best path to go down* <v>
User avatar #521 to #520 - GeorgeTheHax (01/10/2013) [-]
(Chuckles as he noms my paw, petting him ontop of his head) Thanks, saliva helps keep them soft ^^"
User avatar #510 - HAwAII (12/24/2012) [-]
2 minutes
#508 - lavatofire (12/21/2012) [-]
Sorry
do you want the tickets?
User avatar #509 to #508 - GeorgeTheHax (12/21/2012) [-]
Sure, send 'em
User avatar #504 - mrstrong (12/09/2012) [-]
thanks :)
User avatar #506 to #505 - mrstrong (12/09/2012) [-]
the trade
i gave you like demonic imp and demon skull for the white gurls and white people item
User avatar #507 to #506 - GeorgeTheHax (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh, no problem
#502 - dkpenguin (12/08/2012) [-]
sorry i don't need that but i will take demonic ore ingots or coal
User avatar #494 - puredeliciousness (12/06/2012) [-]
Thank you dude!
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