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Gaulli

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Date Signed Up:9/04/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
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#36 - I've quit looking. I've been emotionally destroyed by 100%…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Valentine on FJ (a prediction) 0
#57 - upsiepoopsie (02/05/2014) [-]
Don't do it man, you will be missing out on alot.
#40 - manbearpiglet (02/05/2014) [-]
I just wanted to do this to make a sex joke...but that shit got real. You ok buddy?
#41 - Gaulli (02/05/2014) [-]
Its just the last two days I've left work really upset in a row when I normally love working
also valentines day shit
I also have no reverence for my life and no one has reverence for me
I just feel like Im taking up space that could be used better by someone else
User avatar #56 - manbearpiglet (02/05/2014) [-]
"Hey. Do you mind if I tell you a story? One you might not have heard. All the elements in your body were forged many many millions of years ago in the heart of a faraway star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolations of deep space. After so, so many millions of years, these elements came together to form new stars and new planets. And on and on it went. The elements came together and burst apart, forming shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings. Until, eventually, they came together to make you. You are unique in the universe. There is only one Gaulli. And there will never be another."

Just some encouragement from Doctor Who. I don't really care if you like or hate it but here ya go.
User avatar #62 - anenemy (02/05/2014) [-]
Except that might not be true.
#54 - yay internet I didn't really want to see that but *shrug* … 02/04/2014 on Ill fill your pie 0
#15 - and suddenly my childhood popped up and said hi  [+] (21 new replies) 02/04/2014 on Ill fill your pie +5
User avatar #54 - Gaulli (02/04/2014) [-]
yay internet
I didn't really want to see that but *shrug* to each their own
#51 - squidamon (02/04/2014) [-]
Sweet Baby Jesus, WHY
User avatar #52 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
for shits and giggles
User avatar #30 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
quick question who the fuck is the pink dog and o god that was gross
User avatar #31 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
I just put that up to mess with people and that is magenta which is a dog
User avatar #32 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
ok i just dont remember it is all i left when the spics had a kid
User avatar #33 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
ah ok
User avatar #34 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
growing up sucks but we all still cry when we watch the disney movies we grew up with because nigga that shit was sad most had death whiten 5 minuets of it starting
User avatar #35 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
yeah, and then you find a new sadness which brings nostalgia
User avatar #37 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
naa i milked the collage student thing for a while and it didnt work out my new life of cooking of oilrigs and fisshing boats starts next week so adulthood here i come
User avatar #38 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
ah ok but i did find a movie that made me weep like a little shit and i apologized to my mother in the middle of the night
User avatar #39 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #40 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
it's called wolf children, i could give a link)
User avatar #41 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
if you feel like it im just watching anime tonight and resting i got to work on my truck tomarrow befor i have to drive to alabama
User avatar #43 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
thanks ill check it out later you have made a friend =)
User avatar #44 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
you're welcome and yay!
User avatar #45 - sisterblister (02/04/2014) [-]
message me or im if you want to keep talking best not to keep giveing random notification these nice people
User avatar #46 - russiangirl (02/04/2014) [-]
oh right ^w^
#27 - ridiculiculous (02/04/2014) [-]
#88 - I agree 02/01/2014 on i would +1
#5 - "you know the response to this bieber deportation petitio… 01/30/2014 on Power of the People +34
#34 - I see your point, and I kind of agree, but the **** tar… 01/29/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS +1
#13 - Comment deleted 01/27/2014 on Intense feels 0
#12 - Comment deleted 01/27/2014 on Intense feels 0
#71554 - freedom? 01/26/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#71484 - Will smith has two sons and a daughter 01/26/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#29 - It is, because hughes was a character you loved even though ho… 01/24/2014 on Why are they burying daddy? 0
#84 - **Gaulli rolls 76** 01/22/2014 on Roll for your bitch 0
#9 - you are entitled to your opinion good sir, but I must inform y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Twerk Master +21
#21 - ugoboom (01/23/2014) [-]
Here you go
#103 - lying bastard. 01/22/2014 on Incoming genocide +1
#321 - The Forest green glass bottle 01/22/2014 on GAME TIME +2
#29 - okay so in Dark souls there is a weight system based on how he…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Ur mommy +3
#30 - pacs (01/22/2014) [-]
thx
#37 - fellmade (01/22/2014) [-]
#68 - give it a bath on a regular basis and there are products that … 01/18/2014 on dogs are the superior pet 0
#67 - I think one of the pipes broke or the pressure in the cylinder…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on dogs are the superior pet 0
User avatar #72 - dragonock (01/18/2014) [-]
i'm using a chair exactly like that and am now scared for my life (anus)
#71 - lordleto (01/18/2014) [-]
#66 - So my dog ( Bella) Died Tuesday at 11:38 A.M because she had a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on dogs are the superior pet +1
#77 - Ken M (01/18/2014) [-]
#250 - The ability to cast spells. Use spells to become lich ( im…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... 0
User avatar #322 - ezombio (01/14/2014) [-]
I rather liked the Skyrim take on Liches - The Worm King, and Hevnoraak.
The Skyrim books show that Hevnoraak was essentially a powerful Illusionist who was obsessed with planning for his death: he literally drained his own blood and imbued it with magical power. When he died his undead followers replaced it and boom, Undeath achieved.
I love that he's both an illusionist and a Lich - two of the most awesome things in my opinion. (But people don't associate them with each other, except for vampires. Vampires are the casuals of undeath, tho.)
#8 - **Gaulli rolled user miscarriage ** tell my why he tags li… 01/13/2014 on fucking glenn +1
#11 - Picture 01/10/2014 on What do you like to play? +2
#20 - well I have other reasons. 01/09/2014 on Gaulli's profile 0
#18 - Are you implying that I do good sir? because if you are, y…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Gaulli's profile 0
#19 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
No true Floridian fears death.
User avatar #20 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
well I have other reasons.
#3 - I think I'll buy one and just show up to work with it on.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Every fucking time... 0
User avatar #4 - mochidrake (01/09/2014) [-]
that event did not go well for me

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#11 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
So what part of Florida are you from?
So what part of Florida are you from?
User avatar #21 to #11 - Gaulli (05/27/2014) [-]
Boop
#22 to #21 - Benry (05/27/2014) [-]
pooB
pooB
#12 to #11 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
Manatee county
Manatee county
#13 to #12 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
Pinellas county for me.   
We've got our fair share of crazy people.
Pinellas county for me.
We've got our fair share of crazy people.
#14 to #13 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
you have bus drivers who are on their cell phones instead of driving.   
School busses   
just   
people   
my god   
people
you have bus drivers who are on their cell phones instead of driving.
School busses
just
people
my god
people
#15 to #14 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
I've counted all the times my bus driver has run a red light.   
20.
I've counted all the times my bus driver has run a red light.
20.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
jesus **** .
User avatar #17 to #16 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
I don't fear death.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I do good sir?
because if you are, you are sadly mistaken.
#19 to #18 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
No true Floridian fears death.
No true Floridian fears death.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
well I have other reasons.
#3 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Hey you sexy beast, how the 			****		 are you?
Hey you sexy beast, how the **** are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Gaulli (09/17/2013) [-]
oh stop you *blush*
User avatar #5 to #4 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Srsly, how are things? Bored at work, so browsing FJ looking for something interesting.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Gaulli (09/17/2013) [-]
*shrug* I'm afrayed that I will not be able to entertain you my dear fore my famry and I are about to go out for foods
User avatar #7 to #6 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Lam sauce
User avatar #8 to #7 - Gaulli (09/17/2013) [-]
hue <3
User avatar #9 to #8 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Hit me up later, then!
User avatar #2 - nyanchat (08/06/2011) [-]
**** i love you
#1 - choxorz (08/06/2011) [-]
HAI GAULLI
User avatar #10 to #1 - Gaulli (10/12/2013) [-]
hi
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