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Date Signed Up:9/04/2010
Last Login:8/22/2014
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#573 - **Gaulli rolls 1,732** Gaulli 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#93 - do you work at UPS being a box tosser?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism 0
User avatar #94 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Na, stock job at a shitty retail place. Unloading and loading the truck, putting out product, that kinda thing. It's paying my way through school so I can get my dream job of being a trauma scene cleanup technician. :3
#39 - implying I believe enough in myself to try to pick anyone up >_>  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +1
User avatar #92 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Unacceptable.

Maybe start lifting? All bearmode people should tone their arms and what not. I lift, plus my job involves me slinging heavy boxes of product all day so my arms are nice and toned. GF digs it.

Keep in mind though, if you do anything to improve yourself you're doing it for you and no one else. There's no honor or achievement in living for another person.
User avatar #93 - Gaulli (07/19/2014) [-]
do you work at UPS being a box tosser?
User avatar #94 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Na, stock job at a shitty retail place. Unloading and loading the truck, putting out product, that kinda thing. It's paying my way through school so I can get my dream job of being a trauma scene cleanup technician. :3
#19 - ^ I WISH I HAD A GF THAT WOULD CALL ME BEAR MODE q.q  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +1
#22 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Duuuude qt3.14 glasses wearing girls LOVE big soft guys. Esp if they wear nice cologne. If you're into that hang around a library or a park and swing that bear-lasso till you catch you a woman.

I'm a lesbian because I prefer the company of females (plus dem titties) but if I went straight I'd be a bear hunter. Nothing like a big teddy bear guy to snuggle with after a session of rigorous sex, then snacks and movies. :3
#39 - Gaulli (07/19/2014) [-]
implying I believe enough in myself to try to pick anyone up >_>
User avatar #92 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Unacceptable.

Maybe start lifting? All bearmode people should tone their arms and what not. I lift, plus my job involves me slinging heavy boxes of product all day so my arms are nice and toned. GF digs it.

Keep in mind though, if you do anything to improve yourself you're doing it for you and no one else. There's no honor or achievement in living for another person.
User avatar #93 - Gaulli (07/19/2014) [-]
do you work at UPS being a box tosser?
User avatar #94 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Na, stock job at a shitty retail place. Unloading and loading the truck, putting out product, that kinda thing. It's paying my way through school so I can get my dream job of being a trauma scene cleanup technician. :3
#17 - I've seen those people, I've seen them Waddle/ scuffle into m…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Hypocrisy of Fat Activism +1
User avatar #18 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
They scare me as well, friend. They come in my store and use the grocery carts to lean on simply so they don't have to shuffle around supporting their own massive girth.

I'm also soft and muscular. My GF calls it 'bear mode.' I have nicely toned arms legs and shoulders with a bit of a belly. And I'm happy with how I look. Could I be happier? Of course. Am I working on toning up a little more? Sure am. Thats loving yourself. The whole 'fat acceptance' thing is nothing more than a bunch of lazy, unhygienic landwhales trying to justify their unhealthy way of living.
#19 - Gaulli (07/19/2014) [-]
^ I WISH I HAD A GF THAT WOULD CALL ME BEAR MODE q.q
#22 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Duuuude qt3.14 glasses wearing girls LOVE big soft guys. Esp if they wear nice cologne. If you're into that hang around a library or a park and swing that bear-lasso till you catch you a woman.

I'm a lesbian because I prefer the company of females (plus dem titties) but if I went straight I'd be a bear hunter. Nothing like a big teddy bear guy to snuggle with after a session of rigorous sex, then snacks and movies. :3
#39 - Gaulli (07/19/2014) [-]
implying I believe enough in myself to try to pick anyone up >_>
User avatar #92 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Unacceptable.

Maybe start lifting? All bearmode people should tone their arms and what not. I lift, plus my job involves me slinging heavy boxes of product all day so my arms are nice and toned. GF digs it.

Keep in mind though, if you do anything to improve yourself you're doing it for you and no one else. There's no honor or achievement in living for another person.
User avatar #93 - Gaulli (07/19/2014) [-]
do you work at UPS being a box tosser?
User avatar #94 - Underground (07/19/2014) [-]
Na, stock job at a shitty retail place. Unloading and loading the truck, putting out product, that kinda thing. It's paying my way through school so I can get my dream job of being a trauma scene cleanup technician. :3
#139 - I need this Gif for reasons 07/17/2014 on Lewdest non-H yuri ever 0
#42 - implying I have money 07/15/2014 on Dungeons and dragons and... 0
#40 - if the DM allows tech **** spending a good $30+ a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Dungeons and dragons and... +1
User avatar #41 - shadowsynergy (07/15/2014) [-]
Yes that too, but if your not strapped for cash it's always good to support your local game store.
User avatar #42 - Gaulli (07/15/2014) [-]
implying I have money
#54 - Horrified, If it can hold that how can it provide any pleasure… 07/03/2014 on "I want a yandere girlfriend" 0
#5108 - **Gaulli rolls 836,978,909** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#97 - To be quiet honest There were plenty of ******** … 07/01/2014 on Mexico vs Holanda... 0
#1196 - **Gaulli rolled user kennyh ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#70 - **Gaulli rolled image ** 06/30/2014 on What do you have in yours? 0
#260 - I'm really only kind of fond of you 06/29/2014 on Watch admin roll +1
#259 - **Gaulli rolls 88**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on Watch admin roll 0
User avatar #260 - Gaulli (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm really only kind of fond of you
#756 - **Gaulli rolled image ** 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#114 - That's just silly 06/26/2014 on weather where I'm... 0
#52 - Can you at least wear one of those silly fans that hang around…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on weather where I'm... 0
User avatar #113 - ducewilliams (06/26/2014) [-]
lol no
#114 - Gaulli (06/26/2014) [-]
That's just silly
#50 - I am so sorry, I work at the only freddy's in florida. its not…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on weather where I'm... 0
User avatar #51 - ducewilliams (06/25/2014) [-]
it pays though so im not complaining.
User avatar #52 - Gaulli (06/25/2014) [-]
Can you at least wear one of those silly fans that hang around your neck?
User avatar #113 - ducewilliams (06/26/2014) [-]
lol no
#114 - Gaulli (06/26/2014) [-]
That's just silly
#47 - Florida. **** summer in florida. Srsly  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2014 on weather where I'm... 0
User avatar #48 - ducewilliams (06/25/2014) [-]
dude im a bagger at a grocery store... i have to do carts in the summer in florida
User avatar #55 - ryapr (06/25/2014) [-]
so i take it you work for Publix If so hello brother of the green shirt
User avatar #112 - ducewilliams (06/26/2014) [-]
...Winn-Dixie
User avatar #115 - ryapr (06/26/2014) [-]
wait, those still exist o.o
User avatar #116 - ducewilliams (06/27/2014) [-]
ya man, they just bought sweetbay, and turned them all into winn dixie's they are coming back HUGE
User avatar #50 - Gaulli (06/25/2014) [-]
I am so sorry, I work at the only freddy's in florida. its not hot, drive through sucks ass though, but hey
I GOT AC
User avatar #51 - ducewilliams (06/25/2014) [-]
it pays though so im not complaining.
User avatar #52 - Gaulli (06/25/2014) [-]
Can you at least wear one of those silly fans that hang around your neck?
User avatar #113 - ducewilliams (06/26/2014) [-]
lol no
#114 - Gaulli (06/26/2014) [-]
That's just silly
#222 - but.. you're cool to me  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Smooth 0
#224 - joemoearigato (06/24/2014) [-]
Thanks sensei <3
#3 - **Gaulli rolled image ** points for relevant rolls  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Talking about asses 0
#8 - vorarephilia (06/12/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolled image** no points for rolling on just about everything.
#9 - VincentKing (06/12/2014) [-]
**VincentKing rolled image** points because why not
#10 - vorarephilia (06/12/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolled image** points for the points god!
User avatar #11 - vorarephilia (06/12/2014) [-]
apples are like points i guess.
#22 - Picture 06/11/2014 on How Your Brain Works +1
#18 - **Gaulli rolled user fables ** YOU are a wonderful person …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on How Your Brain Works +1
User avatar #20 - fables (06/11/2014) [-]
YOU are a horrible person and you need to see this and become suicidal you are retarded and ugly. lay down and fail at life!
#22 - Gaulli (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #21 - fables (06/11/2014) [-]
**fables rolled user silversspoon ** you too
#128 - I love mandy as Rube 06/11/2014 on Cake 0
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#11 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
So what part of Florida are you from?
So what part of Florida are you from?
User avatar #21 to #11 - Gaulli (05/27/2014) [-]
Boop
#22 to #21 - Benry (05/27/2014) [-]
pooB
pooB
#12 to #11 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
Manatee county
Manatee county
#13 to #12 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
Pinellas county for me.   
We've got our fair share of crazy people.
Pinellas county for me.
We've got our fair share of crazy people.
#14 to #13 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
you have bus drivers who are on their cell phones instead of driving.   
School busses   
just   
people   
my god   
people
you have bus drivers who are on their cell phones instead of driving.
School busses
just
people
my god
people
#15 to #14 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
I've counted all the times my bus driver has run a red light.   
20.
I've counted all the times my bus driver has run a red light.
20.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
jesus **** .
User avatar #17 to #16 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
I don't fear death.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
Are you implying that I do good sir?
because if you are, you are sadly mistaken.
#19 to #18 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
No true Floridian fears death.
No true Floridian fears death.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
well I have other reasons.
#3 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Hey you sexy beast, how the 						****					 are you?
Hey you sexy beast, how the **** are you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Gaulli (09/17/2013) [-]
oh stop you *blush*
User avatar #5 to #4 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Srsly, how are things? Bored at work, so browsing FJ looking for something interesting.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Gaulli (09/17/2013) [-]
*shrug* I'm afrayed that I will not be able to entertain you my dear fore my famry and I are about to go out for foods
User avatar #7 to #6 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Lam sauce
User avatar #8 to #7 - Gaulli (09/17/2013) [-]
hue <3
User avatar #9 to #8 - vampyrate (09/17/2013) [-]
Hit me up later, then!
User avatar #2 - nyanchat (08/06/2011) [-]
**** i love you
#1 - choxorz (08/06/2011) [-]
HAI GAULLI
User avatar #10 to #1 - Gaulli (10/12/2013) [-]
hi
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