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#53 - have you ever helped your mom with a computer?  [+] (10 new replies) 19 hours ago on IT support +4
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#54 - awesomeexpress (19 hours ago) [-]
God no im not a nerd x3
#70 - rayeightk (18 hours ago) [-]
Basically like this.

Usually women in a family look to the men to fix their shit.

I know this from experience being the only guy in my family clan where we are.

I usually have to fix any technological problems, like "NETFLIX ISNT WORKING, FIX IT" or "MY TABLET WONT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET, FIX IT"
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#72 - awesomeexpress (18 hours ago) [-]
Just because women arent nerds doesnt mean they can't be technologically-adept.
#73 - rayeightk (18 hours ago) [-]
Bloody hell man.

I said USUALLY.

Dont take what I say out of context.
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#74 - awesomeexpress (18 hours ago) [-]
I am not a man, thank you very much.
But no I know a girl who fixed her ipad screen before, so girls can be tech-savvy too you know.
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#79 - misticalz (18 hours ago) [-]
lmao cry about it ya big baby
#77 - rayeightk (18 hours ago) [-]
Again, with the tomdickery.

Listen, say what you want, there will be tech savvy women and not so tech savvy women out there.

All I am saying is in families like mine, the men are ---->USUALLY<---- the ones called upon to fix technological problems.

now please stop fighting me, there is no need for it
#87 - skorpius (18 hours ago) [-]
I have had this struggle the you are currently having, and completely sympathize with you.

USUALLY means USUALLY
#113 - rayeightk (16 hours ago) [-]
Because people read but don't contemplate.

They always think USUALLY is ALL THE TIME when in fact it means AROUND 3/4s OF THE TIME!

Surprise surprise, most of the ones who flip out have the IQ of a moldy pear in a frat house kitchen.
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#146 - dachief (11 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, I'd say the mold has a higher IQ.
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#88 - lordfuckerslives (01/02/2016) [-]
landwhale.
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#8 - adamthebad (12/22/2015) [-]
See I like the music of those but not the singing. I usually like just a heavier rhythm guitar and clear singing. I have gotten into some thrash metal too but not much.
#5 - aw, tarter sauce! we should swap music sometime, see what we like.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on For the Metalheads \m/ +1
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#6 - adamthebad (12/22/2015) [-]
My favorite singer is Rob Halford
I like Saxon, Primal Fear, Gamma Ray, Hammerfall, Accept, and many others. how about you?
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#7 - Garude (12/22/2015) [-]
lamb of god, six feet under, slayer, cannibal corpse, mushroomhead. that death metal kinda stuff i usually like. not a huge fan of grind-core though. but I give all metal a chance.
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#8 - adamthebad (12/22/2015) [-]
See I like the music of those but not the singing. I usually like just a heavier rhythm guitar and clear singing. I have gotten into some thrash metal too but not much.
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User avatar #34 - bruinslover (08/10/2015) [-]
green thumb for me, green thumbS for you.
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#29 - hazenberdan (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
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#30 to #29 - Garude ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
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User avatar #31 to #30 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
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User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
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#22 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
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#23 to #22 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
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#24 to #23 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
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#27 to #26 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
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#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
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#8 to #9 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? &gt;.&gt;
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
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#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
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User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
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#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
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#12 to #13 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
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#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
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#14 to #15 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
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#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
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#16 to #17 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
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#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
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#18 to #19 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
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#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
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#20 to #21 - Garude ONLINE (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
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#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
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User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
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#6 to #7 - Garude ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
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#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
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#2 to #1 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
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#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
 
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