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Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:11/29/2014
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#3 - Yeah I saw the trailer and first thought they were milking a d… 11/27/2014 on Grant wouldn't approve 0
#2 - This is kind of true. I went to an old friends place because s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Every girl +7
User avatar #23 - navadae (11/28/2014) [-]
speaking as a woman, we're insane.. but not always THAT insane
User avatar #15 - sagen (11/28/2014) [-]
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#10 - here, have some sauce. 11/27/2014 on Ermagerd Racism +11
#4 - And now i wait for part 4. 11/26/2014 on Gang story part 3 +1
#17 - It is called a tea infuser. 11/26/2014 on Help desc +2
#123 - in the original, didn't they have some kind of drug added to t… 11/26/2014 on HOLD ON TO YO BUTTS +1
#100 - Yeah I was beat up pretty bad. Decided going without a girl wo… 11/24/2014 on What happens to cheaters +1
#9 - I had a weird ass dream the other night that Arnold passed awa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Schwasmartnegger? +14
User avatar #35 - daffyduckyo (11/23/2014) [-]
friends fw Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. (7 sec)
#5 - I had my pet rat in her carry on cage on the table while i was… 11/23/2014 on Gimme! +3
#34 - This happened to me in high school. She was acting weird and d…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on What happens to cheaters +4
#82 - midnightcat (11/23/2014) [-]
he sort of did the same with me although he didn't take his life. He called me crying saying he was just depressed and couldn't handle a relationship and I felt so bad for him I was actually worried he would take his life. Then I found out a few days later from a friend that he cheated on me and asked out a totally different girl day of break up. He's now going out with 3rd different girl. I feel really stupid for trusting him so much. I'm also sorry about what happened to you.
#100 - Garude (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah I was beat up pretty bad. Decided going without a girl would help me. didnt date anyone for a long ass time. met the a girl through my best friend and have never been happier. so in the end, it worked out for the best.

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#29 - hazenberdan (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey,my 360's working. And I have Gold again. What about you?
#30 to #29 - Garude (09/23/2014) [-]
Finally stabilizing my life here only to worry more about new crap. but money is coming in and next week if God allows it, i'm buying a used 360. I've honestly never hooked it up to the internet for fear of the red ring. I have only a few games atm. Bioshock 1-3, Limbo, splosion man, and splatterhouse. hbu bro?
#31 to #30 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm doing alright,I've been playing a lot of Castlevania Harmony of Despair lately
User avatar #32 to #31 - Garude (09/24/2014) [-]
Is it new? If i have enough cash, might try and get it with my xbox and hook it up next week.
#33 to #32 - hazenberdan (09/24/2014) [-]
Sorry,I got paid to go help carry stuff to my aunt's and then we spent like an hour trying to figure out how to get her gamecube hooked up to her TV. But anyway,it's 15$,and an arcade game. Multiplayer. It's fun.
#22 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 						****					 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
#26 to #25 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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