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Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
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#12 - dude i ******* want to pet a lion. can you even i…  [+] (7 new replies) 20 hours ago on (ΦωΦ) +10
User avatar #13 - ohhh (20 hours ago) [-]
I can imagine you forgetting to feed it than it killing you.
#15 - losborne (19 hours ago) [-]
i'm gonna go out on a limb here say that who the fuck would forget to feed a fucking pet LION? it's not something i'd think slips your mind easily
User avatar #16 - ohhh (19 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough point, but one day you're gonna come home drunk and forget. That'll be your last hangover.
#17 - losborne (18 hours ago) [-]
I like to think my lion would tuck me into bed and prepare me a hangover cure breakfest in the morning
User avatar #18 - ohhh (18 hours ago) [-]
You are the breakfest in the morning.
User avatar #54 - commontroll (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you're a bitch and don't drunkenly let the lion know you're in charge.
#19 - losborne (18 hours ago) [-]
You have a thing for crushing dreams don't you?
#33 - what is he doing exactly with his hand that the kids find amazing? 09/14/2014 on If it worked out 0
#25 - I love that episode. 09/14/2014 on Harley has the upper hand 0
#205 - yeah yeah sure that was great and all. now, how do you stop fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Fists of Steel +1
#207 - anonymous (09/14/2014) [-]
'FEAR ME'
#41 - wat 09/13/2014 on WHERE IS SHE?!? +1
#155 - I love how the people on the bus are just like, "wow, loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Man vs Train 0
User avatar #160 - devilofscience (09/13/2014) [-]
I think it was a tram.
#119 - I just gave what I have. I will try to help later on when I ca… 09/12/2014 on Help me Please 0
#38 - The bloody ******* truth. forgot my glasses tonig… 09/12/2014 on wearing glasses +5
#67 - Do you feed her ratt pellets? its not bad if you do but try gi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on No Hipsters 0
User avatar #88 - goodatlosing (09/12/2014) [-]
Corn has no nutritional value to them. Just gets them fat. But it's a good treat.
User avatar #68 - jakuhlope (09/11/2014) [-]
I give her a bunch of different stuff; sometimes rat pellet type stuff and sometimes seed log things.
I'll give her corn sometime, good idea.
#65 - I had one who refused to be held and ended up as my favorite. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on No Hipsters 0
User avatar #66 - jakuhlope (09/11/2014) [-]
Only the one. I don't think the cage is big enough for two.
User avatar #67 - Garude (09/11/2014) [-]
Do you feed her ratt pellets? its not bad if you do but try giving her corn on the cob. they love it and the cobs good for their teeth.
User avatar #88 - goodatlosing (09/12/2014) [-]
Corn has no nutritional value to them. Just gets them fat. But it's a good treat.
User avatar #68 - jakuhlope (09/11/2014) [-]
I give her a bunch of different stuff; sometimes rat pellet type stuff and sometimes seed log things.
I'll give her corn sometime, good idea.

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#22 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice to see someone around here who isn't completely brain dead now.
#23 to #22 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
I have a feeling we are going to be good friends.
#24 to #23 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so 						****					 I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
Most probable. What systems you got? I'm always looking for more people to roll with on the PS3,my 360's currently KIA,working on getting a new one. I also have steam,but my PC's so **** I can barely run TF2. Gmod works alright,though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Lost my xbox during the a move. i have no gaming stuff right now and it sux ass. i barly play anything because my damn computers always overheating and im worried its going to crash.
#26 to #25 - hazenberdan (08/05/2014) [-]
So we're kinda in the same situations then. **** computers,360's MIA/KIA,and **** all else to do.
#27 to #26 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
do not worry. we will find a way.
do not worry. we will find a way.
#7 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
#8 to #9 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
just got back from hanging with my friends. we hung out and ate half our weight in junkfood watching the remake of i spit on your grave. then we played dead space until we all crashed from our sugar high. then today, i went clothes shopping with my best friends gf. she picked out a few outfits and modeled a thong for me. i wonder if he will be mad about that? >.>
#9 to #10 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>sugar high
User avatar #10 to #11 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
ever mix jalapeno cheese and M&M cookies? yep my friends dont drink so we went and bought nothing but junkfood instead. was an amazing night X)
#11 to #12 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
It would have been better if there were alcoholic beverages and marryjowana.
#12 to #13 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
hmmmm you could possibly be right. let me ponder this for a brief moment.
#13 to #14 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw everything is more expensive at Wendy's whenever I'm high.
#14 to #15 - Garude ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]
mfw i see a dollar store.
#15 to #16 - bobJML (10/02/2011) [-]
>Mfw I lose The Game.
#16 to #17 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i win the other game
#17 to #18 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw I can almost taste it.
#18 to #19 - Garude ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
mfw i did taste it!
#19 to #20 - bobJML (10/03/2011) [-]
>Mfw you aren't putting the arrow in front of "mfw" like you should be.
#20 to #21 - Garude ONLINE (10/04/2011) [-]
>mfw how dumb i am
#21 to #22 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
>Mfw you mad.
User avatar #5 - thefunnyside (09/14/2011) [-]
You are awesome!
#6 to #7 - Garude ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
i am awesome? YAY!
i am awesome? YAY!
#1 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#2 to #1 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
like that. she says she wants to be with me but not with the bf gf label. i have no idea what she wants.
#3 to #2 - bobJML (03/07/2011) [-]
*Gasp*
*Gasp*
User avatar #4 to #3 - Garude ONLINE (03/07/2011) [-]
ikr? so idk if im taken or not.
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