Login or register


Last status update:
Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2577
Highest Content Rank:#3552
Highest Comment Rank:#1459
Content Thumbs: 1067 total,  1247 ,  180
Comment Thumbs: 12124 total,  13613 ,  1489
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 303 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Content Views:21523
Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:5295
FJ Points:11787
Favorite Tags: the (3)
dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

latest user's comments

#15 - If you have enough stamina and stamina potions can't you just …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2016 on How unfortuante +1
User avatar
#63 - theoneaboveall (06/11/2016) [-]
On my exploited armor though I was ridiculously overpowered. I'm talking about my dedric gloves had a million times million attack boost that i was literally one punching every singly Legendary dragon that appeared in the game. Don't get me wrong it may sound boring but it was occasionally funny
User avatar
#62 - theoneaboveall (06/11/2016) [-]
Bruh did you ever fight the guy? On my supposedly regular armor it had a 5k health boost but one regular slash from the warrior brought my health down close to zero and if it was a lunge attack i was a goner. Some attacks you just couldn't do anything about them. For example when he Fur Ro Dah'd me and attack me when i was barely getting up the potions wouldn't of been able to help me. Like I tried everything man called every dragon i could, used Dragonrend,Fus Ro Dah'd him out of the mountain yet he STILL got up.
User avatar
#69 - Gandalfthewhite (06/11/2016) [-]
Yeah i fought him. If i remember right i had the two matching Scimitar swords and did the slow time spell and with the necromage vampire exploit. So my dual wield was insanely fast
#33 - Most robbers won't pull the trigger, it's a big bluff hoping t… 06/09/2016 on You will NEVER... +2
#25 - The worst part is how some priests/judges would have the wood … 06/09/2016 on Video games 0
#56 - This was on the news. The worst part was he wasn't the only on… 06/09/2016 on "Genius" drives thru some... 0
#83 - i'd only join the military if my country was being invaded. I … 06/09/2016 on Anon won't join the Army 0
#94 - this is honestly like one of my favorite games of all time, th… 06/09/2016 on Don't underestimate a witcher +2
#96 - IDK it's nice for holidays 06/08/2016 on Europe Explained +1
#153 - It will make visiting the brothels more interesting  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2016 on A final "Thank you" card... 0
User avatar
#154 - bendingtimeisgood (06/08/2016) [-]
At the very least, I bet there'll be a lesbian option for the love interest.
#152 - I liked Skellige, preferred it to dealing with them witches in… 06/08/2016 on A final "Thank you" card... 0
#16 - That dude has too much chin when he should have more forehead 06/06/2016 on stoneage +2