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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
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Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#132 - so we can gather that for this condom to be effective we need … 08/11/2014 on A chink in my armor +1
#131 - but most likely messy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on A chink in my armor +18
#143 - ninjabaconone (08/11/2014) [-]
Thats all part of the fun
#123 - i don't know they had a **** ton of problems to o… 08/11/2014 on Fuck you, I'm the emporer 0
#80 - but while it was technically the leftovers from Rome it was al… 08/11/2014 on Fuck you, I'm the emporer +3
#50 - i kind of mean that it had a lot of issues near the end, so if…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Fuck you, I'm the emporer +2
User avatar #77 - playerdous (08/11/2014) [-]
Well consider the Byzantine empire, wasn't it the leftovers of the Roman empire. Kinda like if the Roman empire fell at a later date.
User avatar #80 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
but while it was technically the leftovers from Rome it was almost nothing like it, like Germany and Nazi Germany
#28 - i know i mean if it didn't fall when it did it wouldn't have l…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Fuck you, I'm the emporer +4
User avatar #116 - exarzero (08/11/2014) [-]
You are just saying if it lasted any longer, if would of died from the same reasons. Well I get that, but if it lasted any longer, they might of overcame them to do so. I do not know. Lot's of theories! lol
User avatar #123 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
i don't know they had a shit ton of problems to overcome all at the same time
User avatar #46 - antiponiesuser (08/11/2014) [-]
wat.

its useless to imagine how would it been if it didnt fall, only to imagine it fell a bit later.
User avatar #50 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
i kind of mean that it had a lot of issues near the end, so if it didn't have hordes destroying the empire then it would have been destroyed by one of it's other issues since the Romans were all a bunch of greedy cunts loads of generals and governors and such would have succeeded from the empire or some shit
User avatar #77 - playerdous (08/11/2014) [-]
Well consider the Byzantine empire, wasn't it the leftovers of the Roman empire. Kinda like if the Roman empire fell at a later date.
User avatar #80 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
but while it was technically the leftovers from Rome it was almost nothing like it, like Germany and Nazi Germany
#21 - true dat, although it would have probably fallen at some point  [+] (8 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Fuck you, I'm the emporer +4
User avatar #27 - exarzero (08/11/2014) [-]
It did.
User avatar #28 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
i know i mean if it didn't fall when it did it wouldn't have lasted much longer anyway
User avatar #116 - exarzero (08/11/2014) [-]
You are just saying if it lasted any longer, if would of died from the same reasons. Well I get that, but if it lasted any longer, they might of overcame them to do so. I do not know. Lot's of theories! lol
User avatar #123 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
i don't know they had a shit ton of problems to overcome all at the same time
User avatar #46 - antiponiesuser (08/11/2014) [-]
wat.

its useless to imagine how would it been if it didnt fall, only to imagine it fell a bit later.
User avatar #50 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
i kind of mean that it had a lot of issues near the end, so if it didn't have hordes destroying the empire then it would have been destroyed by one of it's other issues since the Romans were all a bunch of greedy cunts loads of generals and governors and such would have succeeded from the empire or some shit
User avatar #77 - playerdous (08/11/2014) [-]
Well consider the Byzantine empire, wasn't it the leftovers of the Roman empire. Kinda like if the Roman empire fell at a later date.
User avatar #80 - Gandalfthewhite (08/11/2014) [-]
but while it was technically the leftovers from Rome it was almost nothing like it, like Germany and Nazi Germany
#12 - it was probably the cash that got them in trouble, looks fishy 08/11/2014 on McDonald's 0
#96 - i think that's just base instinct though 08/11/2014 on double standard 0
#95 - the other woman may not necessarily be to blame. Well she is b… 08/11/2014 on double standard +1
#13 - yeah i remember watching the hobbit at the cinema and for some…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Django Unchained 60fps 0
#29 - johnnybing (08/11/2014) [-]
They had so you could watch either 24fps or 48fps (at different times)
So you probably saw 48 fps.

I also saw the hobbit in 48 and loved it.
#169 - because one black villain means a huge ********* 08/10/2014 on Das racist and sexist guyz 0
#53 - well, several books really. Christians aren't the only religio… 08/09/2014 on every political comic -1
#15 - does it matter? a bullet in the brain is still a bullet in the…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/09/2014 on It's only 9mm +6
User avatar #52 - vigilum (08/09/2014) [-]
I'm a professional courier and can tell you that a 9mm to the head won't kill you
#54 - coolwearm (08/09/2014) [-]
It'll just make you forget your whole past and only get help from Ulysses
User avatar #19 - apellon (08/09/2014) [-]
A 9mm and a .22 can't penetrate the skull in most locations. especially the Nato sanctioned 9mm ammunition
User avatar #146 - wallbuilder (08/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, but most people aren't as thick-headed as you.
#139 - thewulfman (08/10/2014) [-]
The only location a 9mm probably won't at least crack the skull is inbetween the eyes where the skull is the thickest. Beyond that, you're fucked.

As for .22's lethality.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kauhajoki_school_shooting
Walther P22 (.22LR): 11 killed 1 wounded by gunfire, includes perpetrator who shot himself in the head.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jokela_school_shooting
SIG Sauer Mosquito (.22LR): 9 killed 1 wounded by gunfire, includes perpetrator who shot himself in the head.


These are just school shootings in Finland. Finland, motherfucker. Imagine how many people have been killed by .22 in American School shootings. I know a Walther P22 was also used in the Virginia Tech massacre (33 dead including perpetrator), though a 9mm was used as well.


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User avatar #98 - zombifier (08/10/2014) [-]
NATO 9mm easily punches through bone, you fucking casual

Do you even gun, bro?
#36 - billywonka (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - legolars (08/09/2014) [-]
you can kill a fucking elephant with a .22 if you use it correctly. it has been done. and it will easily penetrate a skull. why the hell would one even use those calibres if they were like fucking BB's? they are made to kill, and to say they wont even pentrate the skull is just silly.
also:
"Death in the Long Grass" author, Peter Hathaway Capstick, once killed an elephant on a bet with a .22 LR. He was working at the time as a Kenyan goverment hunter culling herds that were over-grazing and rampaging through villages. He did not recommend the practice but he knew a particular spot where an artery ran just below the hide.
#44 - As a GoT fan i've gotta chip in by saying that it is a battle … 08/06/2014 on Medieval Weaponry 1 +2
#802 - **Gandalfthewhite rolls 10** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#11 - i don't think he means everyone has it every day, more like ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Who Online daters fear... +5
User avatar #39 - technoshaman (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty much what I meant.
#12 - fzjoss (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah man, sometimes one just feels like shanking a nigga

I get this feel very often, tho, because i'm really tall (6'4'', 194cm) and sorta buff (88kg, 194lb, i started going to a gym and getting swole recently, so im gaining muscular mass)

I always think in situations like, i'm sitting somewhere and someone tries to mess up with me, trying to start a fight (males my age were i live are usually uneducated and rood as fuck), and i just stand up and look down right at their eyes and just as they realize in fear how big i am i say something like "u foking wot m8" (or something like that in my language)


<pic related, it's me trying to get someone to mess with me in my mind, i'm actually a really calm guy
#36 - everyone was too busy fighting the french 08/05/2014 on Where's Your God Now +1
#47 - Is American news media actually this biased? yall need your ow…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Mr prusudunt +2
#56 - 4chan refugee (08/05/2014) [-]
FOX = Republican
CNN, MSNBC, others I can't think of now = Democrat

Neither side understands the other's point of view. They dismiss everything they say, and act like they are America's enemy. Republicans consider everyone who wouldn't blow up a mosque a Democrat, and thus they are Taliban who want America to die. It's pretty much the same for Democrats; they think Republicans hate America.
FOX believes Obama is a Muslim Nazi Communist, and Democrats would start a genocide for Obama.
Personally, I hate both sides. I don't officially side with either, since I agree with some Republican arguments and some Democrat arguments.
Overall, it's better for everyone just not to choose sides, or public announce your side.

tl;dr: American media is so biased only Dr. Manhattan could comprehend it
User avatar #97 - mrforte (08/05/2014) [-]
You have to admit tho, FOX is waaaay worse at trying to cover up their bias.

Also, they hate video games....yes, i'm still salty that they called Mass Effect a porn simulator...
#96 - mrforte has deleted their comment.
#59 - fjacctfucku (08/05/2014) [-]
#45 - i actually quite like the ache the morning after  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on OP gym +2
User avatar #65 - woodenalligator (08/05/2014) [-]
That's what he said.
#54 - **** you try and take it back  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Of relations 0
#55 - kosmos (08/05/2014) [-]
Not worth the effort.
#34 - yeah but we can't be on every one of these posts as the enemy.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Of relations -1
#47 - kosmos (08/04/2014) [-]
Gib gibraltar, filthy pirates!
User avatar #54 - Gandalfthewhite (08/04/2014) [-]
fuck you try and take it back
#55 - kosmos (08/05/2014) [-]
Not worth the effort.
#110 - canada might include other commonwealth countries however  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on USA vs Canada -1
User avatar #128 - skypatrol (08/02/2014) [-]
still wouldnt be as effective, if the u.s. sent say, half of a carrier group over.
#162 - 4chan refugee (08/02/2014) [-]
lol nope

give me the Australian defence force any day

#931 - **Gandalfthewhite rolls 3,307** 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#35 - It would make more sense if they had heads made of clay so the… 07/31/2014 on fitting in 0
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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