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#24 - I'd say it's a pretty fun game to just jump into for an hour s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2016 on start of every capture the... 0
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#25 - godlessbastard (06/12/2016) [-]
How does it compare to the other CoD? Like say Ghosts, Advanced Warfare, etc?
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#26 - Gandalfthewhite (06/12/2016) [-]
i never played Ghosts and advance warfare i only really played the campaign. I would say that it's more fun than Star Wars Battlefront and it's a definite improvement to COD by having the jetpack/wall running thing. Makes some battles a lot more interesting. Since it's the future though the guns aren't real so you probably have to take some time finding out what ones are decent. It's not like the older games where you knew where you stood with the weapons
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#27 - godlessbastard (06/12/2016) [-]
Hmmmmm Interesting, maybe I'll give it a try
#13 - Toussaint is so damn beautiful in this game 06/12/2016 on Greatest deer hunter the... +5
#41 - I remember that, He constantly see's him places as well (or th… 06/12/2016 on 688999999 & 689000000... 0
#83 - I heard a theory that is hinted at through patchfaces rambling… 06/12/2016 on Dank Thrones comp 6 0
#28 - My thought exactly, it looked practical and realistic. If it h…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Skyrim Screenshots +2
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#120 - coolfuzzy (06/12/2016) [-]
"Practical and realistic" you shout at dragons and kill them
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#137 - vigilum (06/12/2016) [-]
Doesn't mean the armour can't be good
#14 - I had a bug (i think at least) where Geralt's trousers would b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Geralt - We're at a Funeral... +17
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#55 - imashitbricks (06/12/2016) [-]
It would always happen to me. I though it was a joke, like, he took them and you had to put them back on. Then they patched it and I felt kind of stupid.
#29 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
Haha! I remember the patch notes for that! If anyone ever finds a video, please share it.
#13 - That was a great part of the game playing never have i ever &a… 06/11/2016 on Geralt - We're at a Funeral... +20
#12 - Witcher 3 is the only one i've played & Triss' american ac…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Geralt - We're at a Funeral... +1
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#67 - mintea (06/12/2016) [-]
Me too, but I got used to it eventually. Yen is still best grill though.
#62 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
Americans have around twenty accents per county. Like no seriously which one.
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#17 - whitestarseven (06/11/2016) [-]
We don't have accents. Everyone else does.
#54 - From my perspective it has to be penetrative with a person to … 06/11/2016 on Anon looks into the mind of... 0
#48 - I saw this article the other day about how kids will start los…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Anon looks into the mind of... +17
#181 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
Guess it depends on what you think virginity is.
Women are generally considered virgins if they have an intact hymen, but the issue there is you can break that shit by falling on your ass.
It's harder to define with males because historically, people give way less fucks about male sexuality.
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#143 - tsoper (06/12/2016) [-]
I "lost" my virginity to a prostitute my first time.

But i dont feel like i lost anything besides $20
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#184 - yugiohkris (06/12/2016) [-]
20 bucks? You should get yourself checked, unless of course they charge per minute.
#58 - anon (06/11/2016) [-]
Does masturbating count as losing your virginity? No.

Just because it looks like a woman doesn't change the fact that it isn't.
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#49 - deaminzaints (06/11/2016) [-]
but that brings up a slew of different questions.
does it have to be vaginal? but then, what about anal? and gay me? and how about lesbians in general, when do they lose their virginity if obejcts like dildo's dont count?
does there just need to be another person involved in your orgasm? in that case, can you lose your virginity to a handjob?
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#54 - Gandalfthewhite (06/11/2016) [-]
From my perspective it has to be penetrative with a person to be considered losing your virginity. When it comes down to the gender of the other person then i say it's specific to that gender but i really don't know how to look at it with exclusivity. Like a chick or guy that's only ever done it with their own gender, are they considered still virgins? This part i can't answer so i guess it's down to the individual but i don't believe you can lose your virginity to an object at least