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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#25 - In fairness we don't know yet  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on OLLY THE MAN +3
#140 - devout feminist (06/10/2014) [-]
NEW CHAPTERS FOR JON WERE ANNOUNCED

REJOICE MOTHERFUCKER
#147 - devout feminist (06/10/2014) [-]
Rejoice? That idiot needs to stay dead all of my rage
User avatar #141 - Gandalfthewhite (06/10/2014) [-]
you better not be shitting me otherwise i'm about to waste a google search
#27 - ohemgeezus (06/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sure GRRM would have made his death known in ADWD like he does with all the characters that die. I think he would have said something like, "and Jon died there in the snow", and like comment #14 said, even if he does he'll probably just get brought back. Hopefully GRRM will finish it this yeah, instead of it coming out next year so we can know.
#48 - what's 'this' show? I'm assuming it's about sparticus  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2014 on sir spartacus starbucks -1
User avatar #61 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It's called Spartacus.
User avatar #97 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
If it's the blood and sand one i just foud then i'm disappointed, looks like a cheap 300 wannabe
User avatar #120 - sanguinemybrother (06/10/2014) [-]
It gets a lot better after Blood and Sand.
User avatar #99 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It's also on Netflix btw.
User avatar #98 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It gets better.

The first few episodes I wasn't really feeling it and made a lot of fun of it's set pieces and CGI.
Later on it got so into that I watched an entire season in 1 sitting.
It's fucking good.
User avatar #101 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
I'll take your word for it and give it a go. The nudity helps
User avatar #102 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
There's a lot of that. Both genders.
Have fun.
#49 - slugnugget (06/09/2014) [-]
Actually it's about coffee.
#68 - Drowning in shit. That's just awful 06/09/2014 on Stairway to heaven comp#1 0
#63 - but how can you quick draw a shield from your back?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on mace masterrace 0
User avatar #65 - shunkahawolf (06/09/2014) [-]
you dont. you have it there to trick people into thinking you're some dirty shield using peasant then start duel wielding like a true BAMF
#17 - That nigga's dead, though it would be a sense of justice… 06/09/2014 on arggawacgathwaa 0
#13 - A monk that Brienne meets confirms it since he finds him…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on arggawacgathwaa +1
User avatar #15 - mattmuch (06/08/2014) [-]
Cleganebowl. Get hyped.
User avatar #17 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
That nigga's dead, though it would be a sense of justice that he would kill his zombie brother it would also be an injustice that Oberyn died for nothing, well he died for a little bit of something because of the confession
#7 - I think i might be related to this woman 06/07/2014 on Grace O'malley, pirate queen 0
#166 - fuck the sugar it's an abomination to ruin a good tea with it 06/07/2014 on FucIc! 0
#30 - or he'll come back with 3 friends when you aren't looking 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#15 - She must have been bootylicious to cause that shit 06/07/2014 on BFF 0
#52 - Well this is a blast from the past. What ever happened to DSend? 06/07/2014 on Thank you, I'll be here all... 0
#40 - damn you're organised  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on FucIc! +1
User avatar #43 - adzodeux (06/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Just very British
User avatar #47 - metacobalion (06/07/2014) [-]
2british4me
#51 - The crown barely rules the UK. Don't make us look bad 06/07/2014 on If relations between the... +15
#15 - what is the 3rd picture? because i've seen it so much, even in… 06/07/2014 on Old photos 0
#28 - saves wasting a spoon then  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2014 on FucIc! 0
#139 - devout feminist (06/07/2014) [-]
But the spoon is also used to add sugar so as you dump the last of the sugar in, you start to stir the teabag?
User avatar #166 - Gandalfthewhite (06/07/2014) [-]
fuck the sugar it's an abomination to ruin a good tea with it
User avatar #39 - adzodeux (06/07/2014) [-]
I have a designated teaspoon
#41 - devout feminist (06/07/2014) [-]
Most of us don't.
Freaking alien.
User avatar #40 - Gandalfthewhite (06/07/2014) [-]
damn you're organised
User avatar #43 - adzodeux (06/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Just very British
User avatar #47 - metacobalion (06/07/2014) [-]
2british4me
#27 - When it comes to the messy shit in this post i just wouldn't k… 06/07/2014 on FucIc! +1
#33 - see i always thought they were just growing apart anyway…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on The bottomless pit of the... 0
User avatar #37 - marqueze (06/16/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
#31 - i wouldn't say so, it's mainly because of that revelatio…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on The bottomless pit of the... +2
User avatar #32 - dacrimsonfucker (06/06/2014) [-]
yeah but the reason Jamie didn't went t rescue Cersei when he heard se was imprisoned is beacuse he remembered what Tyrion told him. IMO it would be a mistake not including that part
User avatar #33 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
see i always thought they were just growing apart anyway and he wansn't on good terms with her because of her bloodlust for tyrion and he's just pretty much sick of her shit. then again i haven't read the books in a couple of years so i'm uber rusty on details like this
User avatar #37 - marqueze (06/16/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
#28 - he probably won't bother, it's not a major plot point or anything  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on The bottomless pit of the... 0
User avatar #30 - marqueze (06/06/2014) [-]
Would they also exclude the truth about Tyrions first wife then?
User avatar #31 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say so, it's mainly because of that revelation that Tyrion gets major pissed and goes to kill Tywin.
User avatar #32 - dacrimsonfucker (06/06/2014) [-]
yeah but the reason Jamie didn't went t rescue Cersei when he heard se was imprisoned is beacuse he remembered what Tyrion told him. IMO it would be a mistake not including that part
User avatar #33 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
see i always thought they were just growing apart anyway and he wansn't on good terms with her because of her bloodlust for tyrion and he's just pretty much sick of her shit. then again i haven't read the books in a couple of years so i'm uber rusty on details like this
User avatar #37 - marqueze (06/16/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
#63 - Some scientific shit going on in Disney. 06/06/2014 on pets +9
#76 - really salty kool-aid though. Plus loads of people will get de…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore +1
User avatar #83 - rhiaanor (06/06/2014) [-]
natural selection at it's finest, they'll die by salty kool-aid
#61 - It always bothers me that goofy and pluto are the same animal …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on pets +1
#62 - devout feminist (06/06/2014) [-]
no they aren't.

it's human - chimp situation.

goofy is simply an evolved dog, if you may say so.
#65 - devout feminist (06/06/2014) [-]
pluto is just a retard and goofy is a psycho
User avatar #63 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
Some scientific shit going on in Disney.
#43 - Anthrax isn't the plague though 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats +1
#10 - he's probably drowning in pussy now 06/05/2014 on yes 0
#221 - That's fairly universal isn't it? i mean why sit next to someo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on [Kind of untitled] +1
User avatar #264 - mathiaslundem (06/05/2014) [-]
we'd rather stand, or sit on the floor :b i guess we're just notorious for it
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah nigga witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

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#1 - justinbiebershair (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday mothafucka
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well shit, how'd you know it was my birthday?
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