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#13 - so you hate Jamie for pushing a kid out of a window but ignore…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2014 on It doesn't +1
User avatar #16 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
just finished s04e07, petyr is is my new favorite since he killed that bitch
#17 - fistpump (06/11/2014) [-]
The next episode.
Watch the next episode.
Jesus, man...
I think you may change your mind after watching it. Shit gets real.
Then again, the red wedding didn't shock you ( Robb, his wife, and Catelyn ) so you will probably shrug the Mountain and the Viper off.
User avatar #19 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
That was probably the biggest disappointment i had so far. People over hyped red wedding so much that when only like 3 main people died i felt as if " what that's it?" people made it sound like half the cast died.
User avatar #20 - fistpump (06/11/2014) [-]
I think that's probably because, from the beginning, almost everyone rooted for the Starks, and thought Robb would win. Up until the red wedding, he had a real chance of winning.
Did you see S04E08 yet?
User avatar #21 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
about to finish e09 kid shot snows bitch
User avatar #22 - fistpump (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I didn't really mind her getting killed. A lot of the shows watchers wanted her dead. The kid that got her (that fucking nod of approval) is the one who's family she killed.
What did you think of Prince Oberyn getting his head smushed?
User avatar #23 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
unfortunately i would of been surprised but because of dicks on here spamming GoT the day after with no spoiler in content i already knew he died
User avatar #24 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
no spoiler alert*
User avatar #14 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
The hound was doing his job. Jamie was fucking his sister and didnt want to get caught, not saying either is right but i don't understand why no one brings it up. It feels like he's being forced on to me as being "such a good guy who protected the city from the mad king". It feels more like a hole in character development, If he were truly this guy who wanted to protect kings landing and save all the blood shed by killing the mad king then he befriends/saves brienne, gives up the life he wants to protect his brother from his sister(who he was sexing) then why did he push ned starks kid out of the window so casually and looking villainous?
#11 - You didn't care about Ned? or Robb or even the mighty Khal Drogo!?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/11/2014 on It doesn't +1
User avatar #12 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
ned was ok but he was traditional man of honour its hard to get behind someone you know won't last long in a world of corruption. The other ones i did not care for, I don't even like jamie hes still the dick who pushed a kid out of a window i don't care how much he plays the pity/good guy card. I like the hound, tyrion, brienne,arya, and bronn. Currently i'm hating on lysa arryn and her boobie sucking son who together piss me off as much as joffrey, everyone else is bearable.
User avatar #13 - Gandalfthewhite (06/11/2014) [-]
so you hate Jamie for pushing a kid out of a window but ignore that the hound actually ran down a kid the episode after?
User avatar #16 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
just finished s04e07, petyr is is my new favorite since he killed that bitch
#17 - fistpump (06/11/2014) [-]
The next episode.
Watch the next episode.
Jesus, man...
I think you may change your mind after watching it. Shit gets real.
Then again, the red wedding didn't shock you ( Robb, his wife, and Catelyn ) so you will probably shrug the Mountain and the Viper off.
User avatar #19 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
That was probably the biggest disappointment i had so far. People over hyped red wedding so much that when only like 3 main people died i felt as if " what that's it?" people made it sound like half the cast died.
User avatar #20 - fistpump (06/11/2014) [-]
I think that's probably because, from the beginning, almost everyone rooted for the Starks, and thought Robb would win. Up until the red wedding, he had a real chance of winning.
Did you see S04E08 yet?
User avatar #21 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
about to finish e09 kid shot snows bitch
User avatar #22 - fistpump (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I didn't really mind her getting killed. A lot of the shows watchers wanted her dead. The kid that got her (that fucking nod of approval) is the one who's family she killed.
What did you think of Prince Oberyn getting his head smushed?
User avatar #23 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
unfortunately i would of been surprised but because of dicks on here spamming GoT the day after with no spoiler in content i already knew he died
User avatar #24 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
no spoiler alert*
User avatar #14 - hasinvadedyou (06/11/2014) [-]
The hound was doing his job. Jamie was fucking his sister and didnt want to get caught, not saying either is right but i don't understand why no one brings it up. It feels like he's being forced on to me as being "such a good guy who protected the city from the mad king". It feels more like a hole in character development, If he were truly this guy who wanted to protect kings landing and save all the blood shed by killing the mad king then he befriends/saves brienne, gives up the life he wants to protect his brother from his sister(who he was sexing) then why did he push ned starks kid out of the window so casually and looking villainous?
#10 - He was a bit of a cunt so that's a bad example. 06/11/2014 on It doesn't 0
#41 - Damn i don't know shit about guns but this would tear a mother… 06/11/2014 on Gun porn 0
#38 - The original transformers movie from the 80's 06/11/2014 on Transformers 0
#5 - he hasn't gotten bulkier he's just lost a bit of fat  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on huehue 0
User avatar #8 - foxbreath (06/10/2014) [-]
His weight would still increase, excess fat usually converts into. And 4 kilograms of fat would be very prominent in the first image.
#9 - deliveryman (06/11/2014) [-]
No, he just did a cut. If he was prepping for a competition he would have tried to lose fat and water from his skin so that it would tighten around his muscles. To an extent its okay, but eventually its not healthy at all. Pro bodybuilders do it before competition but have to be careful that they don't seriously hurt themselves.
#163 - i'm not against it's grittyness, in fact i preferred it since … 06/10/2014 on Oblivion .Vs. Skyrim 0
#41 - It was mostly more colourful and european fantasy medieval. Sk…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Oblivion .Vs. Skyrim 0
#154 - sposadox (06/10/2014) [-]
Personally I liked the drab style of Skyrim. It was very immersive for me, and I like realism-fantasy rpgs. By that I mean, fantasy that is somewhat grounded with explanations for most of its magical elements and is easier to relate to real world scenarios
User avatar #163 - Gandalfthewhite (06/10/2014) [-]
i'm not against it's grittyness, in fact i preferred it since Oblivion was so squeaky clean. I men Bravil was supposed to be a shit hole sewage town yet everything was cleaner than the magic kingdom at disney world
#141 - you better not be shitting me otherwise i'm about to waste a g… 06/10/2014 on OLLY THE MAN 0
#37 - they don't die but they don't really do anything later on anyw…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on SPOILERS SORT OF 0
User avatar #63 - blbrian (06/10/2014) [-]
I think it's a bit risky killing them off in the show, they might still have a part to play
User avatar #71 - gokombwantu (06/10/2014) [-]
nah good old Georgy helps write the series so chances are they arent important anymore
User avatar #72 - blbrian (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh. Don't really know how to feel about that. Kind of liked grenn and pyp
User avatar #73 - gokombwantu (06/10/2014) [-]
Night bros 5 lyf
#101 - I'll take your word for it and give it a go. The nudity helps  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on sir spartacus starbucks 0
User avatar #102 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
There's a lot of that. Both genders.
Have fun.
#97 - If it's the blood and sand one i just foud then i'm disappoint…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2014 on sir spartacus starbucks +1
User avatar #120 - sanguinemybrother (06/10/2014) [-]
It gets a lot better after Blood and Sand.
User avatar #99 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It's also on Netflix btw.
User avatar #98 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It gets better.

The first few episodes I wasn't really feeling it and made a lot of fun of it's set pieces and CGI.
Later on it got so into that I watched an entire season in 1 sitting.
It's fucking good.
User avatar #101 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
I'll take your word for it and give it a go. The nudity helps
User avatar #102 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
There's a lot of that. Both genders.
Have fun.
#3 - The one and only thing i didn't like about this fight (besides…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Mass Thrones -1
User avatar #75 - dawggz (06/10/2014) [-]
Well, I guess Oberyn should have worn a helmet...
User avatar #32 - almostninja (06/10/2014) [-]
Pretty sure they do that so you can see the acting. In the show, Stannis stormed Kings Landing with no helmet at all. Which I thought was pretty retarded.
#26 - Not all targarians are nonburnable, Viserys is a prime example  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2014 on OLLY THE MAN 0
User avatar #28 - beren (06/09/2014) [-]
That's why I bolded "true," as in, "possessing the power held by Targaryens that actually makes their lineage relevant." If he's a bastardized Targaryen then, like Viserys, his claim (and future) is none the better for it.
#101 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
Aegon is the best Targaryen
#77 - zombiegorilla (06/10/2014) [-]
We don't know how the fire invulnerability works in the genes and the lineage is relevant for more than having that. Way more.
Targaryen blood is Targaryen blood regardless of being unburnt so Viserys had a solid claim, in theory, since he was the legitimate heir. He was exiled and his Family almost extinct and he held little support so that's why he didn't have a strong claim to the throne; most people did not want Targaryen in the 7 Kingdoms also. Jon blacking out and leaving it as a cliff hanger is an obvious hint that he's probably alive and not dead as Martin usually just kills people when the situation gets that far.
#25 - In fairness we don't know yet  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on OLLY THE MAN +3
#140 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
NEW CHAPTERS FOR JON WERE ANNOUNCED

REJOICE MOTHERFUCKER
#147 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
Rejoice? That idiot needs to stay dead all of my rage
User avatar #141 - Gandalfthewhite (06/10/2014) [-]
you better not be shitting me otherwise i'm about to waste a google search
#27 - ohemgeezus (06/09/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sure GRRM would have made his death known in ADWD like he does with all the characters that die. I think he would have said something like, "and Jon died there in the snow", and like comment #14 said, even if he does he'll probably just get brought back. Hopefully GRRM will finish it this yeah, instead of it coming out next year so we can know.
#48 - what's 'this' show? I'm assuming it's about sparticus  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2014 on sir spartacus starbucks -1
User avatar #61 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It's called Spartacus.
User avatar #97 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
If it's the blood and sand one i just foud then i'm disappointed, looks like a cheap 300 wannabe
User avatar #120 - sanguinemybrother (06/10/2014) [-]
It gets a lot better after Blood and Sand.
User avatar #99 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It's also on Netflix btw.
User avatar #98 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
It gets better.

The first few episodes I wasn't really feeling it and made a lot of fun of it's set pieces and CGI.
Later on it got so into that I watched an entire season in 1 sitting.
It's fucking good.
User avatar #101 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
I'll take your word for it and give it a go. The nudity helps
User avatar #102 - kietzu (06/09/2014) [-]
There's a lot of that. Both genders.
Have fun.
#49 - slugnugget (06/09/2014) [-]
Actually it's about coffee.
#68 - Drowning in shit. That's just awful 06/09/2014 on Stairway to heaven comp#1 0
#63 - but how can you quick draw a shield from your back?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on mace masterrace 0
User avatar #65 - shunkahawolf (06/09/2014) [-]
you dont. you have it there to trick people into thinking you're some dirty shield using peasant then start duel wielding like a true BAMF
#17 - That nigga's dead, though it would be a sense of justice… 06/09/2014 on arggawacgathwaa 0
#13 - A monk that Brienne meets confirms it since he finds him…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on arggawacgathwaa +1
User avatar #15 - mattmuch (06/08/2014) [-]
Cleganebowl. Get hyped.
User avatar #17 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
That nigga's dead, though it would be a sense of justice that he would kill his zombie brother it would also be an injustice that Oberyn died for nothing, well he died for a little bit of something because of the confession
#7 - I think i might be related to this woman 06/07/2014 on Grace O'malley, pirate queen 0
#166 - fuck the sugar it's an abomination to ruin a good tea with it 06/07/2014 on FucIc! 0
#30 - or he'll come back with 3 friends when you aren't looking 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#15 - She must have been bootylicious to cause that shit 06/07/2014 on BFF 0
#52 - Well this is a blast from the past. What ever happened to DSend? 06/07/2014 on Thank you, I'll be here all... 0
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah nigga witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

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#1 - justinbiebershair (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday mothafucka
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well shit, how'd you know it was my birthday?
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