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#114 - they get progressively better. season 4 and 5 are my favorites 09/22/2013 on JESUSCHRISTMARIE 0
#46 - ...are those anuses?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Nigga wut? +3
User avatar #51 - marking (09/22/2013) [-]
And on top we have a lovely painting by little adolf. He's such a well behaved rascal.
User avatar #47 - PFCMadness (09/22/2013) [-]
...yes...
#28 - i know, but they do take their time making the individual seas… 09/20/2013 on Tywin..- 0
#18 - whenever you see these best friends things it's always a dog a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Best Friends +1
User avatar #23 - angelmatvey (09/19/2013) [-]
Well yeah, a dog's love is unconditional. They're best friends with everybody.
#210 - i knew a northern welsh guy who said that in the town near him… 09/19/2013 on Britain's stance in Europe... 0
#209 - they should just update it anyway  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Britain's stance in Europe... 0
User avatar #214 - snowshark (09/19/2013) [-]
Agreed, hence why I keep the flag and hence why I don't give a damn about the current union flag. (Granted, I never did really since flag-love is more of an American thing and over in the UK it's more to do with sports than general national identity.
#15 - the only reason i actually want a girlfriend is to sort of tak… 09/19/2013 on Happened to me today 0
#19 - i'm more looking foward to seeing her walk the streets a…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Tywin..- 0
User avatar #25 - jcjohnson (09/19/2013) [-]
Eh book 4 and 5 happen at the same time. They will probably just swap between all the people and the event that are happening around the world.
User avatar #28 - Gandalfthewhite (09/20/2013) [-]
i know, but they do take their time making the individual seasons. I may have exaggerated her being 60 but i do have concerns over bran and the other child actors, they'll all be like 6 ft in a few years when they're meant to be 12
#19 - if it wasn't for him being a racist psycho i'd vote for him. s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Breaking Bad, Time Travel,... +4
User avatar #31 - schnizel (09/19/2013) [-]
Well he did fix Germany in two years.
#99 - they weren't up for penetration though, that was dis-honourabl… 09/19/2013 on Spartan Trivia 0
#63 - oh i'd tap the **** out of her, it's just bad luc… 09/19/2013 on Gtfo Miley +3
#127 - the welsh are super nice, unless you're english. Move into a n…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Britain's stance in Europe... 0
User avatar #177 - slugnugget (09/19/2013) [-]
they dont like the south welsh too much either because our first language is english.

Im glad English is my first language.
User avatar #210 - Gandalfthewhite (09/19/2013) [-]
i knew a northern welsh guy who said that in the town near him they actually burned down a recently moved in Englishmen
#123 - it's something to do with wales being a principality or some …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Britain's stance in Europe... 0
User avatar #145 - Welshhobo (09/19/2013) [-]
Wales was given recognition as a country about 2 years ago. Wales didn't have a choice in joining the UK as it was owned by the English. The country was actually called "England & Wales". Power has been devolved but its still technically a puppet state. Apparently if Scotland does leave the UK, they will update the flag to something similar, but without the blue.
User avatar #209 - Gandalfthewhite (09/19/2013) [-]
they should just update it anyway
User avatar #214 - snowshark (09/19/2013) [-]
Agreed, hence why I keep the flag and hence why I don't give a damn about the current union flag. (Granted, I never did really since flag-love is more of an American thing and over in the UK it's more to do with sports than general national identity.
#121 - i'd agree with you wholeheartedly but unfortunately Scotland j… 09/19/2013 on Britain's stance in Europe... 0
#118 - why is Cornwall there? that would be like york randomly wantin…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Britain's stance in Europe... +3
#139 - xnayx (09/19/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_nationalism

This would be a better link. Let's say that some in Cornwall see themselves as the Basque separatist movement in Spain. Even thought the historical-cultural reasons are a bit vague.
User avatar #119 - breadzor (09/19/2013) [-]
#137 - jackjr (09/19/2013) [-]
So where is Lancaster?
#122 - datapool (09/19/2013) [-]
Still not a country...
#131 - ah ok you two have explained it perfectly. but why don't they …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Interesting facts n shit 4 0
#177 - riposter (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I think it has something to do with thesef factors.
-The size of the country. The ones I mentioned are really tiny, more like city-states of ancient times.
-Royalty rules, of some sort. I mean, in medieval times it was not possible to simply name yourself of a higher rank, It happened on counted occasions only, like prussia. Most other dukes-princes-counts, if independent, could only get the title of King by recognition of the pope, and the Holy Roman Emperor if they were catholic and part of the Empire. That's why the prussian duke declared himself King, he was protestant, and it did not go without rustling the Emperor's jimmies, but they had the power to back their claim.
So most states simply stuck with their titles all the way to modern times, it kinda goes against the "implicit rules" to change it , though I think no one would care today, perhaps a newspaper headline and no more.
#122 - so would that prince be a ruler in his own right? because i kn…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Interesting facts n shit 4 0
#143 - baconfattie (09/18/2013) [-]
Andorra is a principality. You could check that out
#129 - riposter (09/18/2013) [-]
Well technically I think all the countries in the UK have the same ruler so they are a Single Nation, I'm not british so I'm not sure. On the other hand, the principalities of Monaco, Liechtenstein and Andorra ARE independant.
User avatar #131 - Gandalfthewhite (09/18/2013) [-]
ah ok you two have explained it perfectly. but why don't they just make themselves king instead of prince?
#177 - riposter (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I think it has something to do with thesef factors.
-The size of the country. The ones I mentioned are really tiny, more like city-states of ancient times.
-Royalty rules, of some sort. I mean, in medieval times it was not possible to simply name yourself of a higher rank, It happened on counted occasions only, like prussia. Most other dukes-princes-counts, if independent, could only get the title of King by recognition of the pope, and the Holy Roman Emperor if they were catholic and part of the Empire. That's why the prussian duke declared himself King, he was protestant, and it did not go without rustling the Emperor's jimmies, but they had the power to back their claim.
So most states simply stuck with their titles all the way to modern times, it kinda goes against the "implicit rules" to change it , though I think no one would care today, perhaps a newspaper headline and no more.
#19 - Me and my mates want to go next year, but with a trip to Amste… 09/18/2013 on JunnyFunk Oktoberfest... 0
#6 - Funny i just saw this **** yesterday. Kind of mak… 09/18/2013 on How I feel trying to get to... +1
#14 - 1. Well of course America's gonna have the highest incarcerati…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Interesting facts n shit 4 +4
#15 - Trol (09/18/2013) [-]
A principality's head of state is a prince. So Wale's head of state used to be the Prince of Wales. Nowadays Wales is a country in the same sense as England, Scotland and Northern Ireland are though.
User avatar #122 - Gandalfthewhite (09/18/2013) [-]
so would that prince be a ruler in his own right? because i know the old prince of wales answered to the king of England (being his son and all) so are all principalities ruled by the heir to another country?
#143 - baconfattie (09/18/2013) [-]
Andorra is a principality. You could check that out
#129 - riposter (09/18/2013) [-]
Well technically I think all the countries in the UK have the same ruler so they are a Single Nation, I'm not british so I'm not sure. On the other hand, the principalities of Monaco, Liechtenstein and Andorra ARE independant.
User avatar #131 - Gandalfthewhite (09/18/2013) [-]
ah ok you two have explained it perfectly. but why don't they just make themselves king instead of prince?
#177 - riposter (09/19/2013) [-]
Well I think it has something to do with thesef factors.
-The size of the country. The ones I mentioned are really tiny, more like city-states of ancient times.
-Royalty rules, of some sort. I mean, in medieval times it was not possible to simply name yourself of a higher rank, It happened on counted occasions only, like prussia. Most other dukes-princes-counts, if independent, could only get the title of King by recognition of the pope, and the Holy Roman Emperor if they were catholic and part of the Empire. That's why the prussian duke declared himself King, he was protestant, and it did not go without rustling the Emperor's jimmies, but they had the power to back their claim.
So most states simply stuck with their titles all the way to modern times, it kinda goes against the "implicit rules" to change it , though I think no one would care today, perhaps a newspaper headline and no more.
#35 - schools give you a broad range of subjects and smaller strands… 09/18/2013 on Is it just me? 0
#9 - i really don't understand why americans have such a problem us… 09/18/2013 on Remember kids: Call them black +1
#78 - i don't know, it would be easier but i always feel the fat one… 09/17/2013 on 15 pounds... 0
#57 - well that just seemed unnecessary. Thanks for that, dick 09/16/2013 on This hurts 0
#40 - guys you all thought assami would turn and she didn't, for onc…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Beating the dead horse +3
User avatar #58 - tonyredgrave (09/16/2013) [-]
The only good uncle is Iroh
#57 - anonymous (09/16/2013) [-]
He is literally invading the southern water tribe I don't think it's much of a misunderstanding anymore.
#48 - tailsx (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - whycanticaps (09/16/2013) [-]
nah the uncles gonna be a total asshat

I mean, look at those cheek bones. Those are the cheek bones of villians
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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