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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#19 - **** sansa senseless probably  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Hodor +4
User avatar #21 - thepastryistrue (06/03/2013) [-]
I bet she dies at childbirth... Giving birth to the child of Roose Bolton... Or something equally cruel...
#138 - i usually don't mind when they change things, sometimes i thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +4
User avatar #368 - randomnab (06/04/2013) [-]
Yep that's my point exactly, GoT is a complicated universe where small scenes can have large impact on the development of the plot later on. Also i dont like the fact that many characters like Roose and Illyrio have been drastically changed in physical appearance and character.
User avatar #369 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2013) [-]
oh that really doesn't bother me, if they play the part right then it doesn't matter
#17 - i actually like him, he's one of those characters where i thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Hodor +6
User avatar #18 - thepastryistrue (06/03/2013) [-]
I guess at the end of the last book everyone is dead beside Petyr, who's standing on the top of the highest tower of Casterly Rock and doesn't know what to do with his whole reign...
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
fuck sansa senseless probably
User avatar #21 - thepastryistrue (06/03/2013) [-]
I bet she dies at childbirth... Giving birth to the child of Roose Bolton... Or something equally cruel...
#71 - the books are amazing and definatly worth reading, but you cou… 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +4
#36 - in the books him and Robb's wife weren't even there, they were…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +5
User avatar #175 - bigredthunder (06/03/2013) [-]
SPOILERS

Honestly aside from the implication that her family was in on the red wedding there his wife doesn't really do anything. They are also not going to kill Brynden off screen so its a pretty good guess that he got away. Killing Robbs wife was really just them getting rid of potential plot mixups in later seasons. It also had a larger emotional impact for the people who just watch the shows.
User avatar #178 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
awoiaf . westeros.org/index.php/Jeyne_Westerling/Theories I was hoping some of this turned up to be true, and if it did, it would mean some frantic re-writing for the show
User avatar #135 - randomnab (06/03/2013) [-]
That's what I started to hate about the series after s2. They just deviate from the books too much. I mean really? Varus has that magician dude in a fuckin crate? >.>
#295 - anonymous (06/04/2013) [-]
in the book he tells the story of hunting down and killing him if I remember correctly.
User avatar #138 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
i usually don't mind when they change things, sometimes i think it makes it better but things like this i think "that's kind of gonna screw things up later on in 3 series time"
User avatar #368 - randomnab (06/04/2013) [-]
Yep that's my point exactly, GoT is a complicated universe where small scenes can have large impact on the development of the plot later on. Also i dont like the fact that many characters like Roose and Illyrio have been drastically changed in physical appearance and character.
User avatar #369 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2013) [-]
oh that really doesn't bother me, if they play the part right then it doesn't matter
#27 - i was just thinking, imagine Bryden's reaction when he came ba…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +38
User avatar #33 - Endofzeeworld (06/03/2013) [-]
Haven't read the books, but I sincerely hope the Blackfish survives and literally hunts down and kills every member of the Frey family.
User avatar #288 - lecherouslad (06/04/2013) [-]
Kill all the Freys? Chuck Norris isn't up to that task! Those fucking Cockroaches are innumerable!
User avatar #314 - Endofzeeworld (06/04/2013) [-]
Fine! Just Lord Frey then! Scatter them like chaff!
User avatar #36 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
in the books him and Robb's wife weren't even there, they were at riverun. It's kind of a major plot point that the two were not there so i don't know how they're gonna do that in the show considering she's dead
User avatar #175 - bigredthunder (06/03/2013) [-]
SPOILERS

Honestly aside from the implication that her family was in on the red wedding there his wife doesn't really do anything. They are also not going to kill Brynden off screen so its a pretty good guess that he got away. Killing Robbs wife was really just them getting rid of potential plot mixups in later seasons. It also had a larger emotional impact for the people who just watch the shows.
User avatar #178 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
awoiaf . westeros.org/index.php/Jeyne_Westerling/Theories I was hoping some of this turned up to be true, and if it did, it would mean some frantic re-writing for the show
User avatar #135 - randomnab (06/03/2013) [-]
That's what I started to hate about the series after s2. They just deviate from the books too much. I mean really? Varus has that magician dude in a fuckin crate? >.>
#295 - anonymous (06/04/2013) [-]
in the book he tells the story of hunting down and killing him if I remember correctly.
User avatar #138 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
i usually don't mind when they change things, sometimes i think it makes it better but things like this i think "that's kind of gonna screw things up later on in 3 series time"
User avatar #368 - randomnab (06/04/2013) [-]
Yep that's my point exactly, GoT is a complicated universe where small scenes can have large impact on the development of the plot later on. Also i dont like the fact that many characters like Roose and Illyrio have been drastically changed in physical appearance and character.
User avatar #369 - Gandalfthewhite (06/04/2013) [-]
oh that really doesn't bother me, if they play the part right then it doesn't matter
#13 - yes, **** ones too 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +4
#10 - i think he assumed you was english.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on George R.R. Martin +4
#11 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Oh so those are shows in England?
User avatar #13 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2013) [-]
yes, shit ones too
#25 - after reading the books i thought the'd be some conspiracy or … 06/03/2013 on The Last 5 minutes of Game... 0
#4 - but no one wins and everyone dies 06/03/2013 on GoT 0
#6 - it would have never crossed my mind that people crumple 06/02/2013 on Privates Investigator +1
#72 - i normally don't like black chicks, but i'd ruin nikki and rihanna 06/01/2013 on Celebrity Look Alikes 0
#38 - the welsh do desperately cling on to their language though  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Fucking Loled 0
User avatar #49 - theshadowed (05/30/2013) [-]
I live in the damned country. They force you to learn it as a compulsory GCSE. Such a waste
User avatar #39 - wottafella (05/30/2013) [-]
What remains of it, but the Irish still speak Gailiec, but you would'nt really find it in the well populated areas, mainly in the country.
#21 - this kind of gave me a feel  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on House Stark +1
User avatar #22 - bionicpanda (05/30/2013) [-]
same. amazing art though.
#62 - surprisingly metalheads are some of the most judgmental people ever  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Black Metal +2
User avatar #69 - ljxjlos (08/28/2013) [-]
Not really surprisingly, tho. I mean, I like the music, but the scene is pretty much shit.
User avatar #68 - thebestpieever (06/22/2013) [-]
That's really true, I am not one but they were the reason why I didn't got into metal for the longest time.
#55 - Disposable heroes is a great song 05/30/2013 on Feels. +2
#27 - they don't use their native language because we kind of beat i…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Fucking Loled +4
User avatar #31 - theshadowed (05/30/2013) [-]
Same for the Welsh and the Irish. God Bless Britannia
User avatar #38 - Gandalfthewhite (05/30/2013) [-]
the welsh do desperately cling on to their language though
User avatar #49 - theshadowed (05/30/2013) [-]
I live in the damned country. They force you to learn it as a compulsory GCSE. Such a waste
User avatar #39 - wottafella (05/30/2013) [-]
What remains of it, but the Irish still speak Gailiec, but you would'nt really find it in the well populated areas, mainly in the country.
User avatar #28 - sjd (05/30/2013) [-]
Chin chin, old boy.
#21 - it's because her species is sexually free or some **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on I read it in her voice +1
User avatar #30 - rainbowtacos (05/30/2013) [-]
It's because the writers decided that all the fans of teen titans were grown up and would just want a slutty superheroine instead of one they actually liked.
User avatar #23 - himym (05/30/2013) [-]
ahh I see
Nice name btw
#17 - only if you're from east london 05/30/2013 on People From London 0
#12 - She's a real slut when she's older  [+] (10 new replies) 05/30/2013 on I read it in her voice +27
#292 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
We do not speak of what DC did to her character.
User avatar #100 - mattimeon (05/30/2013) [-]
She never really changes from her slutty ways, but she does start to develop feelings I guess you could say for Roy/Arsenal.
#65 - yeorey (05/30/2013) [-]
#60 - niggerlips (05/30/2013) [-]
thats not her thats just some slut that looks like her and stole her name

i could never see starfire but the happy innocent sweet heart that she is
#35 - killerturd (05/30/2013) [-]
pleassssssse for the love of god a link please
User avatar #102 - mattimeon (05/30/2013) [-]
Check out Red Hood and The Outlaws. Pretty solid comic.
#20 - himym (05/30/2013) [-]
jeez that's kinda depressing
User avatar #21 - Gandalfthewhite (05/30/2013) [-]
it's because her species is sexually free or some shit so they have no rules regarding it
User avatar #30 - rainbowtacos (05/30/2013) [-]
It's because the writers decided that all the fans of teen titans were grown up and would just want a slutty superheroine instead of one they actually liked.
User avatar #23 - himym (05/30/2013) [-]
ahh I see
Nice name btw
#7 - clara is really a good companion for the doctor.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Mr. Weasley was best companion +1
User avatar #14 - Lejizack (05/30/2013) [-]
I like Clara, she isn't madly in love with the doctor, and is perfectly capable of being his companion and savior when he needs it
#278 - id say razor, closest shave you'll get without various electri… 05/29/2013 on Fucking genetics 0
#273 - shave anyway, it might help it grow through thicker.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Fucking genetics 0
User avatar #277 - pwnfrnzy (05/29/2013) [-]
I'm scared of sharp objects.
But Gandalf and his glorious beard must know best.

Razor or electric shaver?
User avatar #278 - Gandalfthewhite (05/29/2013) [-]
id say razor, closest shave you'll get without various electric attachments
#62 - would you ***** please stop commenting saying 'fu… 05/29/2013 on Saruman Does Metal +6
#83 - hahaha i love that term, using that in the future 05/28/2013 on 80% of all the 14year old... +1
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
MAGIC
MAGIC
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