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Gandalfthewhite

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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#81 - personally i reckon modern socialism will over time just slowl… 03/26/2014 on ...in capitalist america... 0
#75 - i've noticed that actually, since i've learned about socialism…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on ...in capitalist america... 0
User avatar #80 - jewishcommunazi (03/26/2014) [-]
Completely. For one, modern socialists oppose the revolutionary aspects of socialism and don't even aim to replace the capitalist economy, just "fix" it.
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (03/26/2014) [-]
personally i reckon modern socialism will over time just slowly merge into liberalism with a few minor changes
#72 - The worlds gonna be **** not matter what, either we try… 03/26/2014 on ...in capitalist america... 0
#69 - well Switzerland and Germany seem to be doing fine, although i…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on ...in capitalist america... 0
User avatar #74 - jewishcommunazi (03/26/2014) [-]
Social democracy, which means capitalism with a lot of policies inspired from socialist ideals but still not socialist (although most european 'socialists' probably regard modern social democracy as socialism).
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (03/26/2014) [-]
i've noticed that actually, since i've learned about socialism at school i've realized that modern socialism is only a small watered down strand of the original version
User avatar #80 - jewishcommunazi (03/26/2014) [-]
Completely. For one, modern socialists oppose the revolutionary aspects of socialism and don't even aim to replace the capitalist economy, just "fix" it.
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (03/26/2014) [-]
personally i reckon modern socialism will over time just slowly merge into liberalism with a few minor changes
#129 - The spanish hate the french The Germans hate the french …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Asians 0
User avatar #130 - ajperry (03/27/2014) [-]
Us Scots only hate the English and each other tbh
User avatar #131 - Gandalfthewhite (03/27/2014) [-]
It's a shame really, i don't have anything against the rest of the UK but i'd be lynched in the wrong parts of glasgow for juut being english. Then again the same would happen in northern england for being a southerner. A lot of North vs. South for some reason
User avatar #132 - ajperry (03/27/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't lynch you due to the fact I'm part English on my Dad's side but that is partly true. You wouldn't get beaten up or anything just for being English but if you happened to walk into the wrong place you'd be a little bit fucked.
#73 - i saw a dark man with dread's, it was an easy mistake 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts 0
#39 - first fish? wut 03/26/2014 on Life tips 0
#61 - is that hillbilly black? **** you don't see that everyday  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Redneck Facts 0
User avatar #68 - douevensax (03/26/2014) [-]
Nah it's the shading and the tan.

You racist tard.

Gandalfthewhite.

Just messing around
User avatar #73 - Gandalfthewhite (03/26/2014) [-]
i saw a dark man with dread's, it was an easy mistake
#22 - i thought it was drake 03/26/2014 on Selfie game is strong with... 0
#41 - bitch ass ***** didn't inhale 03/26/2014 on Lord of the rings Facts1 +2
#40 - gets them stoned though 03/26/2014 on Lord of the rings Facts1 +1
#176 - feminists during the time of the titanic were out for equality…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Feminists in a nutshell +1
#178 - gtfomylawnbish (03/26/2014) [-]
Absolutely. the social impact would be so much different now though. No place on the planet would say "women first" now and get away with it. I asked my wife this am and she said "Why would my life be more important than someone of another gender?" It's funny, she couldn't understand the concept of women first either. She said she would be sick to her stomach knowing that her gender gave her a spot while others died.

I married a good woman.
#116 - europeans all hate eachother too. that's what you get after ab…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Asians 0
User avatar #128 - ajperry (03/26/2014) [-]
It's true.

The Scottish hate the English.
The Irish hate the English.
The French hate the English.
The Germans hate the English.


I'm noticing a pattern here...
User avatar #129 - Gandalfthewhite (03/26/2014) [-]
The spanish hate the french
The Germans hate the french
the italians hate the french
The english definitely hate the french
Then on the other hand,
The polish hate the Germans
the french hate the germans
The Czech's hate the germans. Invasion comes at a price
User avatar #130 - ajperry (03/27/2014) [-]
Us Scots only hate the English and each other tbh
User avatar #131 - Gandalfthewhite (03/27/2014) [-]
It's a shame really, i don't have anything against the rest of the UK but i'd be lynched in the wrong parts of glasgow for juut being english. Then again the same would happen in northern england for being a southerner. A lot of North vs. South for some reason
User avatar #132 - ajperry (03/27/2014) [-]
Well I wouldn't lynch you due to the fact I'm part English on my Dad's side but that is partly true. You wouldn't get beaten up or anything just for being English but if you happened to walk into the wrong place you'd be a little bit fucked.
#215 - 2 things, 1. i know lizards can't exactly have facial expr…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on This is what... 0
User avatar #224 - lobselvith (03/26/2014) [-]
"In sea horses, the males become pregnant. Their mating involves the female inserting her oviduct into the male's brooding pouch. She does this several times for short intervals to avoid exhaustion. In between the female rests while the male contorts himself to try to get the eggs in place in his brood pouch." - Google
#7 - i know some people are desperate and have no standards, but wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on breaking bad trivia +20
User avatar #12 - sorrybut (03/25/2014) [-]
Other metheads with similar attributes?
#307 - first time i've heard his voice too. Quite unnerving  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Putin being Putin +3
#322 - Weirdozzy (03/25/2014) [-]
I really thought it would be much deeper than that,
#78 - Now just how the **** did Kim ung yong do that ****… 03/24/2014 on Smartest People on Earth 0
#74 - trench coats are fine if you're in a suit on your way to work … 03/24/2014 on He's right you know 0
#48 - Nothing wrong with the Hundred years war. Some epic **** … 03/24/2014 on Alexandria 0
#95 - anus' somewhat disgust me so i wouldn't try that anyway. Altho… 03/24/2014 on Ali G is on Netflix 0
#92 - yeah i get that to an extent, like i wouldn't touch meth or cr…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Ali G is on Netflix 0
User avatar #94 - willcutting (03/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think stuff that could change my life from "meh" to "terrible" I would not try anyway. Same way with the gay thing, I feel sure that I am not attracted by guys so I won't try. In fact I think I'm less an adventurer than my friend, it will be more like "Well lets try if I like eating insects".
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2014) [-]
anus' somewhat disgust me so i wouldn't try that anyway. Although i am open to fried insects and the like
#90 - I? as in you did this not your friend?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Ali G is on Netflix 0
User avatar #91 - willcutting (03/24/2014) [-]
He wanted* sorry, it's really a friend. It's not something I would do, but the philosophy of trying stuff to be sure sounds quite good to me, just, not at fucking guys.
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2014) [-]
yeah i get that to an extent, like i wouldn't touch meth or crack to see what it's like i'd just take someones word for it
User avatar #94 - willcutting (03/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think stuff that could change my life from "meh" to "terrible" I would not try anyway. Same way with the gay thing, I feel sure that I am not attracted by guys so I won't try. In fact I think I'm less an adventurer than my friend, it will be more like "Well lets try if I like eating insects".
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2014) [-]
anus' somewhat disgust me so i wouldn't try that anyway. Although i am open to fried insects and the like
#87 - he needed to **** a guy to find out? like couldn't he h…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Ali G is on Netflix 0
User avatar #109 - capslockrage (03/24/2014) [-]
you may not know until you really try it.
User avatar #88 - willcutting (03/24/2014) [-]
I wanted to be sure to not "die stupid, cause we never know".
User avatar #90 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2014) [-]
I? as in you did this not your friend?
User avatar #91 - willcutting (03/24/2014) [-]
He wanted* sorry, it's really a friend. It's not something I would do, but the philosophy of trying stuff to be sure sounds quite good to me, just, not at fucking guys.
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2014) [-]
yeah i get that to an extent, like i wouldn't touch meth or crack to see what it's like i'd just take someones word for it
User avatar #94 - willcutting (03/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think stuff that could change my life from "meh" to "terrible" I would not try anyway. Same way with the gay thing, I feel sure that I am not attracted by guys so I won't try. In fact I think I'm less an adventurer than my friend, it will be more like "Well lets try if I like eating insects".
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (03/24/2014) [-]
anus' somewhat disgust me so i wouldn't try that anyway. Although i am open to fried insects and the like
#145 - depends on what socialists you mean. there's either the lower … 03/24/2014 on Whiskey Bacon 0
#49 - why do people on tublr always look like they're auditioning fo… 03/24/2014 on Iron Man Feels +1

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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