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#116 - all pies or just meat pies/fruity pies? and btw why are people… 09/01/2014 on OH NO!!!!! 0
#27 - Welcome to the internet ************ , there's por… 09/01/2014 on man "behind" Jennifer... +4
#284 - you can buy loose cigarettes in england  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2014 on because this girl... 0
User avatar #310 - KennyMcCormickk (09/01/2014) [-]
And us Americans consider ourselves "free"...despicable.
#342 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
That's a good thing that you can't buy cancer sticks. You shouldn't be able to but them in a pack either.
#324 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
We can't buy loose cigarettes in the US but you can't buy fucking silverware unless you can prove you're 18 in the UK. Compared to a lot of European countries the US is pretty high up on the free scale.
#157 - you also missed Kaliningrad  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Good Guy Canada +1
#200 - tjilaz (08/30/2014) [-]
so did Canada
#155 - missed Kaliningrad 08/30/2014 on Good Guy Canada 0
#50 - or buy all the leather and leather strips cheaper and make bracers 08/29/2014 on What a Twist 0
#19 - plus i don't think the helm quite matches  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on What a Twist 0
User avatar #35 - shunkahawolf (08/29/2014) [-]
dont wear a helm, wear a mask.
#18 - it just bugs me that you're completely covered in badass black… 08/29/2014 on What a Twist 0
#16 - one thing i hate about ebony is the main chest piece is too lo…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on What a Twist 0
#17 - mrarm (08/29/2014) [-]
Having looked it up again (been a while) you are apart from mail real armor didn't cover every inch of skin either though so I'm ok with it.
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
plus i don't think the helm quite matches
User avatar #35 - shunkahawolf (08/29/2014) [-]
dont wear a helm, wear a mask.
User avatar #18 - Gandalfthewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
it just bugs me that you're completely covered in badass black armor except one thin line of skin
#15 - leather or hide bracers are easier than iron daggers, since yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on What a Twist 0
User avatar #37 - zwittertwo (08/29/2014) [-]
It's easy really, just buy all the iron ores/ingots from the shops with the hundreds of thousands of gold you get from adventuring/spelunking.
User avatar #50 - Gandalfthewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
or buy all the leather and leather strips cheaper and make bracers
#41 - see i'd have thought they'd make less money from shows, since …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Downloading music 0
User avatar #69 - jokekill (08/29/2014) [-]
If they're big enough then the venue is free because they make all the money from their bars and cloakrooms
#58 - silenttortoise (08/29/2014) [-]
On average, less than a couple dollars of each album purchased goes to the artist(s)...

And that is true for some non-signed, small bands/artists (the paying fo yo gig), but most bands/artists who have signed to a label or studio have at least the production costs paid for... A lot of times too, if the venue makes money off the event, they pay equipment/setup labor. Usually though, bands have to pay for their way to/from the gig. Unless they are a money making band signed to a big label..

Source: I helped a lot in the past with a friend's band (Hemlock Lane, look 'em up!), and they have since grown. Mah friend tells me all of the inside scoop.
User avatar #92 - monumentmedia (08/29/2014) [-]
in the article where i got my info from the "hypothetical numbers" they used were for example; for every $1000.00 the album makes each band member makes on average $23.35 (again these are the numbers the article used not mine) so approx. 2.35% to each member
User avatar #53 - mememasterlinxus (08/29/2014) [-]
actually that's what happens.
most of the money earned from a show goes into the next show.
User avatar #43 - monumentmedia (08/28/2014) [-]
i believe most of it comes from endorsements but more does come from performing live then CD sales, i was reading some article and they said that an industry average is for a band to make 13% of record sales while the label takes around 63% with the rest going to production/management/retail.
#59 - what would be the point in creating a hoax like that?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #73 - somethingpants (08/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, really. The only thing that's come from it in my area is that they're locking the doors in the school building and the outside doors are on an automatic lock system. Which is good. So I don't see the point.
#20 - he looked much worse in the books, he had red snake eyes so he…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on but can he even? 0
User avatar #21 - broswagonist (08/27/2014) [-]
I don't remember exactly what he looked like, I'm just saying he definitely didn't look human.
#113 - what dumbass told you that europeans like each other? 2000 yea…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Europe 101 0
#118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2014) [-]
Are you serious.
#84 - i couldn't tell where he was from, i thought he was Icelandic 08/24/2014 on For Glorious Nippon 0
#53 - hipster faggit 08/24/2014 on (untitled) +8
#72 - ...then don't hold the blade  [+] (16 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous 0
User avatar #75 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
there's nothing to stop your hand from slipping.
in fact, that curve would encourage it more than likely
especially if wet from blood
there's no gimping or anything
User avatar #83 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Its called wearing a glove ffs
User avatar #84 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you wear gloves on a daily basis?
User avatar #86 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
you keep a pair in your jacket pocket, so if you get the urge you'll always have them
User avatar #89 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
oh ok
good idea in theory. if you're a 12 year old trying to sound like a badass.
but in a real life situation, where you really would need to "shank a nigga"
you aren't given a chance to put on gloves.
User avatar #90 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
yes because people can read your mind and assume you gonna shank them by putting on a pair of gloves. Any cold day and its pretty common.
User avatar #98 - oodlesandoodles (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with fables on this one, Jack. In the event that you would need to "shank a nigga" (Assuming, of course, that you're practicing self defense and aren't just out to stab people like a loon) you're not going to have time get a glove on during a fight
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User avatar #92 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you're really starting to sound like a naive little kid who desperately wants to be a badass
User avatar #155 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
It's one thing to have a disagreement, it's another to be an asshole who keeps trying to degrade the other person to try and get their point across. The asshole would be you since every comment of yours starts off with a lame insult.
User avatar #158 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
every comment?
I said you're naive. that's the only "insult" I see in my comments.
and I wasn't trying to degrade anyone. I'm stating facts.
you're clearly just trying to argue for the sake of arguing.
User avatar #159 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Read your last 3 comments
User avatar #160 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
naive little kid
what else did I say

it's not an insult. you really do sound like a naive little kid.
I didn't say, omg shut the fuck up you goddamn moron
you're a fucking idiot just stop fucking saying shit.

no. I didn't do that, did I.
User avatar #161 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Good idea if you're a twelve year old
User avatar #162 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
well it is lmao
that's how 12 year olds think
man you need to grow a spine if you think that's an insult

it's not up for debate. putting on gloves to shank someone is not a practical solution.
unless you're out to randomly stab people
but that's not the point of a knife.
User avatar #163 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
To each their own then, now im off to NSFW if you dont mind not interupting.
#71 - i could tell, only thing is from what i hear damascus steel is…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous 0
User avatar #185 - mountainyard (08/24/2014) [-]
Modern Damascus Steel is usually made from regular Carbon Steel and a High nickel alloy (10N20, usually about 2%nickel)
User avatar #109 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
not necessarily weaker if done correctly. True damascus is a lost art but what you normally see is called pattern welded steel or just has that pattern etched onto a regular steel blade. you can find the etched ones at gas stations. no self respecting bladesmith would etch a fake damascus pattern.
#29 - we can redirect them to this  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on For Glorious Nippon 0
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/24/2014) [-]
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much
>pretty much

his fucking accent rapes me as well.. come on Swedes, learn to Engrish.
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
i couldn't tell where he was from, i thought he was Icelandic
#44 - capnkrunch (08/24/2014) [-]
#28 - ultimate warrior is rigged as **** though  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on For Glorious Nippon +5
User avatar #30 - demandsgayversion (08/24/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say it's rigged, it's just not as thorough as they make it seem. For example: testing weapons indipendently, but rarely against eachother.
#66 - it's like valarian steel, but real.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous +1
User avatar #67 - gibroner (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah that's what Valyrian steel was based off
User avatar #71 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
i could tell, only thing is from what i hear damascus steel is actually a cheap weaker version of solid steel, as it was only made since they couldn't perfect pure steel without cutting it with something else. Like pure cocaine and coke cut with towcompowder or some shit
User avatar #185 - mountainyard (08/24/2014) [-]
Modern Damascus Steel is usually made from regular Carbon Steel and a High nickel alloy (10N20, usually about 2%nickel)
User avatar #109 - ieatpaste (08/24/2014) [-]
not necessarily weaker if done correctly. True damascus is a lost art but what you normally see is called pattern welded steel or just has that pattern etched onto a regular steel blade. you can find the etched ones at gas stations. no self respecting bladesmith would etch a fake damascus pattern.
#64 - now that's a blade i could shank a ***** on with class  [+] (18 new replies) 08/24/2014 on This knife is stabulous 0
User avatar #68 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
no lol, it isn't
you would more than likely slice your own hand
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (08/24/2014) [-]
...then don't hold the blade
User avatar #75 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
there's nothing to stop your hand from slipping.
in fact, that curve would encourage it more than likely
especially if wet from blood
there's no gimping or anything
User avatar #83 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Its called wearing a glove ffs
User avatar #84 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you wear gloves on a daily basis?
User avatar #86 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
you keep a pair in your jacket pocket, so if you get the urge you'll always have them
User avatar #89 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
oh ok
good idea in theory. if you're a 12 year old trying to sound like a badass.
but in a real life situation, where you really would need to "shank a nigga"
you aren't given a chance to put on gloves.
User avatar #90 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
yes because people can read your mind and assume you gonna shank them by putting on a pair of gloves. Any cold day and its pretty common.
User avatar #98 - oodlesandoodles (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm gonna have to agree with fables on this one, Jack. In the event that you would need to "shank a nigga" (Assuming, of course, that you're practicing self defense and aren't just out to stab people like a loon) you're not going to have time get a glove on during a fight
#154 - Shitthatscrazy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #92 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
you're really starting to sound like a naive little kid who desperately wants to be a badass
User avatar #155 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
It's one thing to have a disagreement, it's another to be an asshole who keeps trying to degrade the other person to try and get their point across. The asshole would be you since every comment of yours starts off with a lame insult.
User avatar #158 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
every comment?
I said you're naive. that's the only "insult" I see in my comments.
and I wasn't trying to degrade anyone. I'm stating facts.
you're clearly just trying to argue for the sake of arguing.
User avatar #159 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Read your last 3 comments
User avatar #160 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
naive little kid
what else did I say

it's not an insult. you really do sound like a naive little kid.
I didn't say, omg shut the fuck up you goddamn moron
you're a fucking idiot just stop fucking saying shit.

no. I didn't do that, did I.
User avatar #161 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
Good idea if you're a twelve year old
User avatar #162 - fables (08/24/2014) [-]
well it is lmao
that's how 12 year olds think
man you need to grow a spine if you think that's an insult

it's not up for debate. putting on gloves to shank someone is not a practical solution.
unless you're out to randomly stab people
but that's not the point of a knife.
User avatar #163 - Shitthatscrazy (08/24/2014) [-]
To each their own then, now im off to NSFW if you dont mind not interupting.
#21 - never ask why ***** , just accept that ****… 08/24/2014 on Security alert 0
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#105 - they broke up months before, she wasn't in bed with a guy he w… 08/24/2014 on Christy Mack +1
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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