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Gandalfthewhite

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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#24 - don't worry, i'm sure they gave him some sass while they dug him out 04/13/2015 on How to Karma, Part 1 of 1000 0
#183 - there aren't any essential characters?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on RPG 0
User avatar #185 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
generally speaking no.

just if you go crazy with important ones you get bombarded with
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#177 - ...ok i can deal with that. I'm just damn tired or freeroaming…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on RPG 0
User avatar #181 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
the nice thing about fallout is if someone pisses you off, you can destroy them and the entire town they live in.

>guy sends you on quest
>almost die and spend like 5 hours doing it
>get back
>thanks kid, here's 100 caps
>MOTHERFUCKER I ALMOST DIED
>lol yeah
>he walks away
>headshot him from behind
>loot everything he had
>shoot his head off
>carry head over to a toilet and drop it in
>no fucks given
>noone messes disrespects the hero of the wasteland
User avatar #183 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
there aren't any essential characters?
User avatar #185 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
generally speaking no.

just if you go crazy with important ones you get bombarded with
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#173 - If you end fallout 3 as the King of the wastelands with a nice…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2015 on RPG 0
User avatar #174 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
new vegas might be better for you then. you can end up as t he king of vegas.

fallout 3 you basically are just humanity's hero and the savior of the waste, or the evilest mother fucker out there.
User avatar #177 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...ok i can deal with that. I'm just damn tired or freeroaming games where you don't end up as the toppest dog that ever barked. The closest i've came in recent years is GTA Vice city and the scarface game
User avatar #181 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
the nice thing about fallout is if someone pisses you off, you can destroy them and the entire town they live in.

>guy sends you on quest
>almost die and spend like 5 hours doing it
>get back
>thanks kid, here's 100 caps
>MOTHERFUCKER I ALMOST DIED
>lol yeah
>he walks away
>headshot him from behind
>loot everything he had
>shoot his head off
>carry head over to a toilet and drop it in
>no fucks given
>noone messes disrespects the hero of the wasteland
User avatar #183 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
there aren't any essential characters?
User avatar #185 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
generally speaking no.

just if you go crazy with important ones you get bombarded with
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#165 - I'm sorry but at the same time i'm kinda not. Also i think how…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2015 on RPG +1
User avatar #168 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
new vegas is still my favorite game ever. i love the setting, and the story is what makes it so good. And not the quest story, i mean exploring the world and piecing together what happened. And the incredible level of detail you end up finding. the little stories of people you find just in abandoned houses or computers. And the complete freedom you feel.

fuck, i think i'm gonna play fallout when i get off work. pls play it. and i still find the graphics good. Modern games have really high end graphics in a closed linear level, but few massive open world games have great graphics. I mean skyrim and farcry sure, but they don't have the ambiance and feel of fallout.

maybe i just am a sucker for quasi-western post apocalyptic futurescapes.
User avatar #173 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
If you end fallout 3 as the King of the wastelands with a nice big house not some corrugated metal shack then i'll have a pop, but not if i go through all that shit and end up not better off than before but with a few new fancy things and a higher level
User avatar #174 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
new vegas might be better for you then. you can end up as t he king of vegas.

fallout 3 you basically are just humanity's hero and the savior of the waste, or the evilest mother fucker out there.
User avatar #177 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...ok i can deal with that. I'm just damn tired or freeroaming games where you don't end up as the toppest dog that ever barked. The closest i've came in recent years is GTA Vice city and the scarface game
User avatar #181 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
the nice thing about fallout is if someone pisses you off, you can destroy them and the entire town they live in.

>guy sends you on quest
>almost die and spend like 5 hours doing it
>get back
>thanks kid, here's 100 caps
>MOTHERFUCKER I ALMOST DIED
>lol yeah
>he walks away
>headshot him from behind
>loot everything he had
>shoot his head off
>carry head over to a toilet and drop it in
>no fucks given
>noone messes disrespects the hero of the wasteland
User avatar #183 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
there aren't any essential characters?
User avatar #185 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
generally speaking no.

just if you go crazy with important ones you get bombarded with
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#158 - I constantly hear hype and good things about the fallout games…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2015 on RPG -1
User avatar #161 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
first of all... how dare you
#187 - redknull (04/13/2015) [-]
How dare you
User avatar #165 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but at the same time i'm kinda not. Also i think how old it is kinda puts me off. I know you shouldn't judge games by the graphics and physics and shit like that and i used to love oblivion to shit back in the day but if i played it now i'd just 'meh' all over the place
User avatar #168 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
new vegas is still my favorite game ever. i love the setting, and the story is what makes it so good. And not the quest story, i mean exploring the world and piecing together what happened. And the incredible level of detail you end up finding. the little stories of people you find just in abandoned houses or computers. And the complete freedom you feel.

fuck, i think i'm gonna play fallout when i get off work. pls play it. and i still find the graphics good. Modern games have really high end graphics in a closed linear level, but few massive open world games have great graphics. I mean skyrim and farcry sure, but they don't have the ambiance and feel of fallout.

maybe i just am a sucker for quasi-western post apocalyptic futurescapes.
User avatar #173 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
If you end fallout 3 as the King of the wastelands with a nice big house not some corrugated metal shack then i'll have a pop, but not if i go through all that shit and end up not better off than before but with a few new fancy things and a higher level
User avatar #174 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
new vegas might be better for you then. you can end up as t he king of vegas.

fallout 3 you basically are just humanity's hero and the savior of the waste, or the evilest mother fucker out there.
User avatar #177 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...ok i can deal with that. I'm just damn tired or freeroaming games where you don't end up as the toppest dog that ever barked. The closest i've came in recent years is GTA Vice city and the scarface game
User avatar #181 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
the nice thing about fallout is if someone pisses you off, you can destroy them and the entire town they live in.

>guy sends you on quest
>almost die and spend like 5 hours doing it
>get back
>thanks kid, here's 100 caps
>MOTHERFUCKER I ALMOST DIED
>lol yeah
>he walks away
>headshot him from behind
>loot everything he had
>shoot his head off
>carry head over to a toilet and drop it in
>no fucks given
>noone messes disrespects the hero of the wasteland
User avatar #183 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
there aren't any essential characters?
User avatar #185 - sanguinesolitude (04/13/2015) [-]
generally speaking no.

just if you go crazy with important ones you get bombarded with
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#106 - well he could have said in Europe as well. However you are rig… 04/13/2015 on Quote 0
#75 - ...I don't think that quote is culturally or historically accurate  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dude +1
#76 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
It is now.
#91 - zenexazure (04/13/2015) [-]
I had fun reading all this.
#73 - And they got all ****** up by a much larger group of pe…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dude +1
#74 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians used to say:
"Sluts get slit"
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...I don't think that quote is culturally or historically accurate
#76 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
It is now.
#91 - zenexazure (04/13/2015) [-]
I had fun reading all this.
#102 - The Borgias ruled the papal states, not all of Italy. He says …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Quote -1
#104 - hongkonglongdong (04/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, but Da Vinci worked for a bunch of different people. And he does say Italy.
User avatar #106 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
well he could have said in Europe as well. However you are right and Da Vinci did move about a lot so did Michaelangelo and all the others. Personally i don't get his point that the Borgias got all that done even though it took a couple of hundred years but whatevs
#70 - so you can have 2 girls but you have to drive them everywhere together  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dude 0
#71 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
Alright asshole, now you're just rolling my coconuts off a hill.
Don't be a slut, ya friggin' dinkus.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Don't be a damn slut"

User avatar #73 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
And they got all fucked up by a much larger group of people, because they slutted about and had little bastards running all over the place
#74 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians used to say:
"Sluts get slit"
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...I don't think that quote is culturally or historically accurate
#76 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
It is now.
#91 - zenexazure (04/13/2015) [-]
I had fun reading all this.
#68 - your negativity is really bringing my pineapple game down. Jus…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dude 0
#69 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
A pineapple carrier bag is a pineapple equivalent of a pimp-mobile.
User avatar #70 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
so you can have 2 girls but you have to drive them everywhere together
#71 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
Alright asshole, now you're just rolling my coconuts off a hill.
Don't be a slut, ya friggin' dinkus.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Don't be a damn slut"

User avatar #73 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
And they got all fucked up by a much larger group of people, because they slutted about and had little bastards running all over the place
#74 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians used to say:
"Sluts get slit"
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...I don't think that quote is culturally or historically accurate
#76 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
It is now.
#91 - zenexazure (04/13/2015) [-]
I had fun reading all this.
#66 - Yeah but you can just carry them by the green top, which isn't…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dude 0
#67 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
That part easily pops off.
User avatar #68 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
your negativity is really bringing my pineapple game down. Just get yourself a damn carrier bag. I don't know what the real life women equivalent to that is but right now i just want to end the great multiple pineapple dispute
#69 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
A pineapple carrier bag is a pineapple equivalent of a pimp-mobile.
User avatar #70 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
so you can have 2 girls but you have to drive them everywhere together
#71 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
Alright asshole, now you're just rolling my coconuts off a hill.
Don't be a slut, ya friggin' dinkus.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Don't be a damn slut"

User avatar #73 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
And they got all fucked up by a much larger group of people, because they slutted about and had little bastards running all over the place
#74 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians used to say:
"Sluts get slit"
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...I don't think that quote is culturally or historically accurate
#76 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
It is now.
#91 - zenexazure (04/13/2015) [-]
I had fun reading all this.
#98 - Not exactly 30 years, more like 10-15 or so. But that only fur… 04/13/2015 on Quote 0
#97 - well at the time Switzerland and the papal states weren't that…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Quote 0
#100 - hongkonglongdong (04/13/2015) [-]
>Papal states
Yeah, but we're talking about Italy, not the papal states. The papal states were in Italy, but they weren't Italy itself.t
User avatar #102 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
The Borgias ruled the papal states, not all of Italy. He says 'in Italy', but he doesn't say 'oh and they had a a lot of help from the Milanese, Genoa and Sicilians'
#104 - hongkonglongdong (04/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, but Da Vinci worked for a bunch of different people. And he does say Italy.
User avatar #106 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
well he could have said in Europe as well. However you are right and Da Vinci did move about a lot so did Michaelangelo and all the others. Personally i don't get his point that the Borgias got all that done even though it took a couple of hundred years but whatevs
#64 - so you're fine with 2 pineapples then? your main pineapple and…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dude +1
#65 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
Carrying a pineapple with one hand is hella difficult to balance.
It's doable, but it makes life more of a burden than a pleasure.
User avatar #66 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
Yeah but you can just carry them by the green top, which isn't exactly a danger to your hands
#67 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
That part easily pops off.
User avatar #68 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
your negativity is really bringing my pineapple game down. Just get yourself a damn carrier bag. I don't know what the real life women equivalent to that is but right now i just want to end the great multiple pineapple dispute
#69 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
A pineapple carrier bag is a pineapple equivalent of a pimp-mobile.
User avatar #70 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
so you can have 2 girls but you have to drive them everywhere together
#71 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
Alright asshole, now you're just rolling my coconuts off a hill.
Don't be a slut, ya friggin' dinkus.

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"Don't be a damn slut"

User avatar #73 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
And they got all fucked up by a much larger group of people, because they slutted about and had little bastards running all over the place
#74 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
As the ancient hawaiians used to say:
"Sluts get slit"
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (04/13/2015) [-]
...I don't think that quote is culturally or historically accurate
#76 - totallytito (04/13/2015) [-]
It is now.
#91 - zenexazure (04/13/2015) [-]
I had fun reading all this.
#331 - they were rarely used in my school, except for throwing at peo… 04/13/2015 on Elementary school in a... 0
#330 - Find it weird how physically far apart the US and UK are, the … 04/13/2015 on Elementary school in a... +2
#8 - she got capped by a bitch 04/10/2015 on Dogging dead 0
#116 - It's a weird ****** up situation, i'm still trying to g… 04/10/2015 on Jesus 0
#8 - Jesus is watching you son, don't disappoint him and give us the source 04/09/2015 on that booty doe +1
#18 - i like it that it actually made you top dog in the end. The on…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Oblivion Comp II +10
User avatar #51 - internetexplain (04/09/2015) [-]
Actually , while there is no more emperor at the end of Oblivion , they still have a ruling authority , being the High chancellor , who does elect a new Emperor after the events of Oblivion (meaning when you stop playing and move on to Skyrim).
#104 - capnkrunch (04/10/2015) [-]
Well, less elect and more Titus Mede I just goes in and conquers the city(Of course, the Medes claim it was a "Liberation").
#17 - i made merunes dagon melt in the final main quest mission. sho… 04/09/2015 on Oblivion Comp II 0
#32 - well someone's going to be paid a whole lot for it so may as w… 04/09/2015 on R-Patz on Twilight +2
#121 - hell you could take 2 years off after making 65K  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Fuck Yes I Would! 0
User avatar #123 - travishein (04/09/2015) [-]
Definitely. Especially if that is your take home.

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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