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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:3/23/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

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#16 - What would being from Belfast have to do with this?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on 50 shades 0
User avatar #17 - TheseChocodiles (02/18/2015) [-]
Not many famous people are from here at all, it makes you want to support them more.
#146 - Well our colonies can **** off back to their mudhuts th…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2015 on 80s +4
User avatar #154 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2015) [-]
Hong Kong is not Shanghai, it was already wealthy before the missionaries and foreign entrepreneurs came. You could argue Shanghai's economy got majorly boosted by british, french and american concessions, however. But then again the main goal back in the day wasn't to help natives at all, in fact british 'no chinese allowed' signs can still be found in the Bund.

anyway good day
User avatar #155 - discobleach (02/17/2015) [-]
I thought the main goal of colonization was to blow up and then act like you don't know nobody
User avatar #156 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2015) [-]
you're so fucking pink man.
#159 - discobleach (02/17/2015) [-]
well I just find him attractive, don't you?
User avatar #160 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2015) [-]
7/10 made me exhale fast
User avatar #161 - discobleach (02/17/2015) [-]
so did he
#153 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
parents don't force feed their kids opium or (generally) forbid their children to only marry white people to erase the black away
#134 - It's more of a mixed bag, some thought she was a great PM who …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on 80s +1
#186 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
as was George Bush
#159 - but because they weren't norman they wouldn't have had the 100… 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
#157 - no they weren't, and the land wasn't as good. Even the danes/n… 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
#156 - Well as you said the 100 years war wouldn't have happened. In …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? +1
#158 - trevanman (02/17/2015) [-]
they still would've managed to take Wales.
and then they would've brought both shieldwalls and bows to France.

not knights. not footknights.
just a shieldwall and spearwall to stop the French cavalry and beat them up.
and archers to kill everything that advances
User avatar #159 - Gandalfthewhite (02/17/2015) [-]
but because they weren't norman they wouldn't have had the 100 years war in the first place. The whole war was because of land and succession in France due to the weird fucked up politics between the Plantagenet and the french
#155 - it was more of a reconquest that anything, just before the 875… 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
#69 - Like i said, basically satan-ish. Or well a similar story, sin… 02/17/2015 on Source is the Hobbit 0
#205 - i doubt it will happen, plus if it did they'd be a lot of angr… 02/17/2015 on We're a bit odd 0
#26 - *Not exclusive to Scotland 02/17/2015 on ...What the fuck? +2
#25 - Well i wouldn't say these things quite compare to being glasse… 02/17/2015 on ...What the fuck? 0
#45 - It's kind of like the Bible of middle earth. Literally. Like S…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Source is the Hobbit +2
User avatar #63 - emiyashirou (02/17/2015) [-]
Morgoth was basically just a jealous little bitch. "I can't create anything good so I'm just going to destroy everyone else's stuff."
User avatar #69 - Gandalfthewhite (02/17/2015) [-]
Like i said, basically satan-ish. Or well a similar story, since both were just jelly at their maker so got pissed off and went their own way and took a load of their friends with them and caused a lot of shit.
#142 - Gonna be worth it. BBC no ads so the show will actually be 50 … 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
#137 - you don't know how hyped i am for the show when it comes out  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
User avatar #140 - ChewyConor (02/17/2015) [-]
Yes! I currently just use internet for all my TV needs but am considering actually paying for TV services for that one reason.
User avatar #142 - Gandalfthewhite (02/17/2015) [-]
Gonna be worth it. BBC no ads so the show will actually be 50 something minutes not 43 or some shit americans deal with. I question who the cast they've announced is going to play, they guy they have playing Alfred though seems perfect to me (matthew macfadyen although i keep also hearing they have David Dawson playing him so fuck knows what's going on there
#136 - it wouldn't have changed, might have changed colour maybe but … 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? 0
#135 - His grandson was Alfred the Great who managed to take half of … 02/17/2015 on U History, M8? +1
#140 - He isn't, Craig is signed on for a few more films. If they mak…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on We're a bit odd 0
#183 - captainganto (02/17/2015) [-]
a black half swiss, half scottish secret agent raised by British intelligence. best get to suspending that disbelief
User avatar #205 - Gandalfthewhite (02/17/2015) [-]
i doubt it will happen, plus if it did they'd be a lot of angry people and the film might even flop a little
#22 - they didn't call him Alfred the great for nothing 02/16/2015 on U History, M8? +5
#19 - imperialism is rich history. Mass murder and rape however is not 02/16/2015 on grorious nippon 0
#62 - i knew that straight away, o even saw it as an excuse to say … 02/16/2015 on Lord Fuckwad 0
#47 - i get that a lot of **** in the comp could be/is wrong,… 02/16/2015 on Viking facts and myths 0
#46 - well all raiders took slaves, they were highly profitable so m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Viking facts and myths 0
User avatar #48 - stifflimb (02/16/2015) [-]
True, could be they raped the unappealing ones or those that would not fit on the boat the way back, but that's hard to say, most of the horror stories of vikings came from survivors who then told someone who wrote it down, likely they made it sound a lot worse than it was.
#37 - they probably raped just as much as any frankish, frisian or s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Viking facts and myths 0
User avatar #42 - stifflimb (02/16/2015) [-]
Perhaps not, considering they often took women back as slaves, knocking them up would likely result in less value of them.
They did rape for sure, but perhaps not to that extent as is much believed.
User avatar #46 - Gandalfthewhite (02/16/2015) [-]
well all raiders took slaves, they were highly profitable so maybe all raiders in general didn't rape as much as we think
User avatar #48 - stifflimb (02/16/2015) [-]
True, could be they raped the unappealing ones or those that would not fit on the boat the way back, but that's hard to say, most of the horror stories of vikings came from survivors who then told someone who wrote it down, likely they made it sound a lot worse than it was.
#23 - i very much doubt the rape was consensual because the due had …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Viking facts and myths 0
#27 - cherubium (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah I kinda agree there but it is funny that it has been implied in Annals of St-Bertin that Norse Vikings were less likely to rape than other raiders.
User avatar #37 - Gandalfthewhite (02/16/2015) [-]
they probably raped just as much as any frankish, frisian or saxon raider
User avatar #42 - stifflimb (02/16/2015) [-]
Perhaps not, considering they often took women back as slaves, knocking them up would likely result in less value of them.
They did rape for sure, but perhaps not to that extent as is much believed.
User avatar #46 - Gandalfthewhite (02/16/2015) [-]
well all raiders took slaves, they were highly profitable so maybe all raiders in general didn't rape as much as we think
User avatar #48 - stifflimb (02/16/2015) [-]
True, could be they raped the unappealing ones or those that would not fit on the boat the way back, but that's hard to say, most of the horror stories of vikings came from survivors who then told someone who wrote it down, likely they made it sound a lot worse than it was.
#37 - Whenever i watch this show it's always out of sync, so one day…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Hippies at work 0
User avatar #38 - episode (02/13/2015) [-]
What.

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
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